Lin Yu looked at the fat policeman with a demented face, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Toad, don't scare the chief anymore, the chief is timid now!" Lin Yu pursed his lips and snickered slightly, seeing that the toad was pretending to be a ghost at the moment, it was really like suffering from irritability. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The toad put his hands on his face and trembled, his eyes kept rolling up, and when he heard Lin Yu's laughter, he slowly returned to normal.

"Oops! My grandmother's second uncle! My irritability seems to be getting worse and worse, and once I commit it, I feel a special thrill to strangle someone! The toad said in surprise, and he deliberately stretched out his hand to the fat policeman.

The fat policeman was a little frightened and quickly reached out to protect his neck, and the toad grinned.

"Sir, don't worry, even if I want to strangle someone to death, I won't dare to choke you!" The toad reached out and wiped a handful of saliva, laughing just now, and the saliva kept flowing down the waterline.

Lin Yu was so amused by the toad that he had already laughed and bent over, he laughed hilariously, and pointed at the toad in front of him with a smile and said, "You toad, I'm about to die of laughter from you!" The reason why Lin Yu couldn't bear to laugh was not only because of the toad's funny words, but mainly because of his startled movements, which was completely able to laugh to death.

The fat policeman touched his fat cheeks in a little confusion, and when he saw Lin Yu, who was smiling and bending over at the moment, he suddenly understood, "Okay, you guys!" Dare to unite and bully me! See how I clean you up! ”

As he spoke, the fat policeman pretended to be angry and waved his hand at the two policemen behind him, who understood, and quickly pulled out their pistols from their waists.

"Hey, hey, hey! Sir, this is a bit too much, the bullet is not long-eyed, in case I accidentally go off the fire, then my toad really can't eat swan meat in my life! Seeing that the two policemen pointed their guns directly at him, the toad defended himself a little worriedly, and his hands continued to comfort the two policemen.

Lin Yu knew that the fat policeman was just scaring and scaring the toad, and others didn't know the fat policeman's temperament, Lin Yu could catch it thoroughly, if he really wanted to talk to the toad, it was estimated that the toad would have been lying on the ground by now.

"Haha! Sir, don't scare the toad anymore, that guy is too timid to scare! Lin Yu smiled at the fat policeman, and then looked at the toad.

"Yes, yes! My eldest brother is right, I am a timid person, just like a mouse crossing the street, and I will be scared when I am timid! The toad glanced at Lin Yu, and then waved to the fat policeman again and again.

The fat policeman felt comfortable for a while, he raised his head and glanced at the toad very lightly, "Are you still timid?" You're not kidding me, are you? ”

"Uncle policeman, how dare I tease you! It's my guts and sincerity, as soon as I saw my police uncle since I was a child, I was nervous to death! In order to smooth the fat policeman's temperament, the toad learned to flamboyate his tongue.

Seeing that the two policemen were still aiming at him with guns, the toad immediately pretended to be aggrieved and said: "It is said that the police uncle is a good person, and the police uncle will not use a gun to scare a good child, although my toad has a bit of bad habits, but I am also a good child!" ”

"Hungry? Good boy? Are you sure you're not kidding me? "The fat policeman was so amused by a good child that he couldn't touch the north, the toad is obese is a middle-aged uncle, where does the good boy talk come from?

The toad grinned and said, "I was originally a good boy!" For example, I like to help others, be charitable, fight inequality, etc., haha! ”

Lin Yu couldn't stop laughing, "Haha! Toad, you're a tease! ”

The fat policeman was also amused by the toad and grinned, he really couldn't stand the toad's funny mouth, once the toad grinds its mouth, it is simply a strange king of wonders!

"Why are you two still stunned? Blasting this guy out of here! The fat cop laughed and stood up straight from the stool.

The two policemen had already put away their guns, because they were both laughing and bending over at the same time, and the toad was still playing with his mouth.

"Hey, hey! You two let me go! I haven't finished talking to the police uncle yet, I'm going to say it again! The toad was directly set up by the two policemen, and when he came out of the shelf, the toad was still struggling and shouting, the toad was huge, how could the two policemen move him, if it weren't for Lin Yu winking at him on the side, he wouldn't have been carried out so stoppingly.

The second donkey saw that the toad was taken out by the two policemen, and it was superfluous for him to stay here at the moment, besides, if the fat policeman could come here, he must have something to tell Lin Yu.

"That yellow skin, let's go wash up first! I'm going to work on it in a while! The second donkey glanced at the faces of the fat policeman and Lin Yu a little embarrassed, and then pretended to smile and gently pushed the yellow skin with his elbow.

Huang Pizi understood, he immediately pretended to smile and stretched out his hand to scratch his head, "Yes! We've got work to do! ”

"What's that, sir, big brother, or we go out first, you guys talk slowly, talk slowly!" The second donkey smiled and nodded at the fat policeman, then turned around and ran out.

Seeing the two of them running out, the fat policeman stopped laughing, he looked at Lin Yu with his eyes and said, "Lin Yu, your little brothers are really good!" You're blessed! ”

Lin Yu's face was slightly red when the fat policeman said this, and he looked a little embarrassed, "Sir, they are all my brothers, not my little brothers, it is indeed my blessing to be able to mix with my brothers!" ”

"Haha! This mouth of yours kid is sweet, no matter what you say, it's comfortable to listen to! The fat policeman touched his fat belly and pulled out a box of cigarettes from his pocket.

Handing Lin Yu a cigarette, the fat policeman covered each other with his hands and lit the cigarette, "Lin Yu, I came to you this time, in fact, I want to talk to you about something!" ”

"Sir, if you have anything, just tell me as much as possible, there is no need to be polite between the two of us!" Lin Yu also learned to build a relationship.

"Look at you! Didn't I tell you? When there are people, you call me sir, when no one is there, I call me big brother, why can't you remember, you always call me sir, sir, you feel more and more between each other! Hurry up and call me big brother! The fat policeman seemed to be a little unhappy when he saw it, maybe it was because Lin Yu didn't call him big brother.

Lin Yu blushed slightly and smiled, and then politely called the fat policeman big brother, and the fat policeman laughed proudly.

"This is my good brother! What the big brother discussed with you, you must have to promise me! The fat policeman patted Lin Yu's shoulder happily, Lin Yu really admired this guy's way of talking.

In order to give face to the fat policeman, but he didn't want to agree to his things easily, Lin Yu asked tentatively: "Big brother, what do you want to discuss with me?" ”

The fat policeman smiled and handed Lin Yu another cigarette, "Don't be in a hurry to talk about things first, let's smoke another cigarette!" ”

Lin Yu saw that the fat policeman was so polite to him, and thought to himself that this guy must have something to discuss with him, but the fat policeman didn't say anything, but his heart was not at all steady.

"Big brother, you can tell me something first!" Lin Yu took the cigarette and put it on his ear, then looked at the fat policeman and said.

The fat policeman lowered his head and lit a cigarette, he then took a puff, and then slowly spit it out, "Lin Yu, I won't tell you, I want to invite you to participate in a fighting competition, if you win, we can earn a lot of money!" ”

"What? Tell me to go boxing, and I won't go! As soon as Lin Yu heard the fat policeman tell him to box, he decisively refused, don't say whether he can win or not, as long as he is asked to box, he will not go to death.

Lin Yu is not a fool, boxing is not a joke, if he doesn't pay attention to it, maybe he will turn over on the spot in his life, and boxing has an insider, Lin Yu doesn't want him to have bottomless muddy waters this time.

"Brother, it's not what you imagined, I'll tell you the truth, haven't you always wanted to go to prison? Fighting competitions are often organized in the prison, and you can also take advantage of this fighting competition to go to the prison first! The fat policeman saw that Lin Yu didn't want to fight at all, so he seduced Lin Yu with a prison.

If it weren't for the fat policeman mentioning the middle prison, Lin Yu really forgot about it, he had an agreement with the fat policeman, if Lin Yu could help him abolish the eagle falcon, he would send Lin Yu directly to the prison.

Now that the falcon has been abolished, the fat cop has never mentioned it to him.

"Big brother, I suddenly remembered something, didn't you tell me that as long as I can help you get rid of the falcon, you will immediately send me to the prison, and now the falcon has been removed, what? Have you forgotten about it? Lin Yu pretended to smile and looked at the fat policeman and asked.

As soon as the fat policeman heard this, he immediately pretended to be confused, "Huh? Did I tell me about it? There is nothing to do with it! "The fat cop is quite good at pretending to be crazy and stupid!

Lin Yu saw that the fat policeman had a dumb riddle with him, and his originally calm heart suddenly rolled over, "Sir, you don't keep your promises!" Lin Yu does look a little anxious at the moment!

The fat policeman was afraid of angering Lin Yu, so he slapped his head suddenly, and then pretended to be surprised and said: "It seems that there has really been such a thing, maybe it has been too long, I can't remember it clearly!" ”

"What? Too long? Are you mistaken? Isn't this what I just said a week ago? Lin Yu looked a little angry at the moment, he knew in his heart that the fat policeman was not a good thing, but he didn't expect him to be such a thing, and he didn't even abide by his agreement.

The fat policeman immediately pretended to smile and said, "I don't know why, I've had a terrible pain in my head recently, so I really can't remember it clearly!" ”