Chapter 154: Two Days and One Night (1)
The first episode of two days and one night officially began recording.
"Today! We're about to experience the wild! Jiang Hudong's two days and one night, no money to travel! Without superfluous foreshadowing, Jiang Hudong directly roared with his special passionate voice to announce the start of the show: "The Republic of Korea has three thousand miles of splendid rivers and mountains, go to a beautiful place, as long as you pass through this pass station in and out of Seoul behind you, our beautiful rivers and mountains, ah!" ”
Looking at Jiang Hudong, who was roaring hoarsely, and several seniors on the side who were choking with all their might, the more Li Yongjie watched it, the more interesting he felt, compared to the kind of joke in an indoor variety show, it was not as fun as this real recording outdoors. Li Yongjie followed a few people to coax together.
But after Jiang Hudong announced the destination he was going to to Chungbuk Yongdong, Li Yongjie suddenly had a bad premonition, so many years of experience told him that as long as there is such a shocking precursor, there will definitely be nothing good after that.
"We have to pick one of your cars to carry us together, and the owner will drive it himself, and the gas will be handled by himself." As soon as these words came out, Li Yongjie was the first to shush with his reaction speed.
"Hey, why didn't you say it earlier, I said I would have taken the bus today!" Li Yongjie shook his head dissatisfiedly and complained.
"Yongjie xi, do you have any opinions, several brothers have driven over, do you have any opinions as a busybody, just say it." Jiang Hudong stared at the emerging sheep tightly.
Li Yongjie swallowed his saliva, took a step back, and asked Jiang Hudong's agent on the side in a low voice that everyone could hear, "Brother Hudong, didn't you eat enough at noon?" ”
"Yikes! Are you saying I'm going to eat people? ”
Li Yongjie confirmed it several times, Jiang Hudong's agent nodded with a smile and said that he was full before turning his head to Jiang Hudong and puffing up his chest, and said confidently, it seemed that he wanted to refute Jiang Hudong, but the words he said were sharply reversed, "Brother Hudong, I have no opinion, in fact, it wasn't my idea just now, I don't care about this at all, I just reported what Brother Xiugen just whispered like brother." ”
Jiang Hudong looked at Li Xiugen dangerously, Li Xiugen didn't think that Li Yongjie would start betraying his teammates so soon, and hurriedly said to a few people around him, "I'm not the only one who thinks so, everyone thinks so." ”
Several people immediately died and looked up at the sky or the ground, and at this time Li Yongjie stood up again, "Hey, Brother Xiugen, I swear I didn't think so." ”
"Ah, you kid......" Before he finished speaking, he was pulled aside by Jiang Hudong and kicked a few times.
After Li Xiugen said that he was honest, Jiang Hudong also continued, "The six vehicles are disclosed here, how are your vehicles managed, let's go and see the situation together." ”
The MC team is Jiang Hudong standing in the middle, and Li Yongjie is on the edge of Jiang Hudong's left, at this time he smiled and pointed to Yin Zhiyuan in Jiang Hudong's right hand and said, "Haha, Brother Zhiyuan's expression has changed, changed!" ”
Several people also looked at it, and Yin Zhiyuan's expression instantly fell into the eyes of the other four, is Jiang Hudong the one who will let Yin Zhiyuan go, "Okay, the first vehicle, Yin Zhiyuan!" ”
Yin Zhiyuan hurriedly stepped forward and stopped Jiang Hudong while shouting no, so Gagman is a ghost-like character in the show, the more you don't let us watch it, the more you have to watch it, Yin Zhiyuan's opinion was ruthlessly dismissed.
But it didn't match Yin Zhiyuan's reaction, there were no bright spots in his black nanny car, it seemed that he was simply reluctant to pay for fuel.
It turns out that he is not the only one who has such thoughts, Lu Hongzhe constantly blackens himself, emphasizing that his shoes have athlete's foot, but Li Yongjie's focus is not on shoes.
"Oh Mo, what's going on with that bag, it's a women's bag."
Jiang Hudong picked it up and looked at it, "It's a lady's bag, but it's a bit weird to put it in someone else's car, and it's not strange to find it in Lu Hongzhexi's car." Jiang Hudong threw a knife at Lu Hongzhe so lightly.
Next, Li Xiugen's car, a large number of negative passbooks were found during the inspection, and when Li Xiugen was holding his passbook with a balance of only 1,200 won to show others, wiping his tears and crying how pitiful he was, Li Yongjie came to the car to take a look, and then asked suspiciously, "Brother, in that case, why do you still drive an imported car?" After the group was stunned, the boos rang out.
After talking about Li Xiugen, Li Yongjie kept saying, "Let's take Brother Zhiyuan's car, let's decide." It looks like Brother Zhiyuan's car is the best. ”
But Li Xiugen immediately retorted, "Aniani, I noticed that one as soon as I came, am I the third to arrive today, Yongjie and Brother Hudong arrived earlier than me, I have seen Brother Hudong's car, then this luxury nanny car is Yongjie yours." ”
"Dafa, idol is really easy to make money, this car model seems to have been seen once before, it's SJ's, Zhiyuan's car is good, Yongjie's car is good, sure enough, I still have to be idol, that Yongjie, you see if I still have a chance to make my idol debut." Lu Hongzhe looked at Li Yongjie's black Mercedes-Benz nanny car, and his eyes were almost red.
Jiang Hudong sighed while touching the car surface as smooth as a mirror, and hit Lu Hongzhe with his hand: "The probability that you can debut as an idol is probably about the same as if I don't like meat." ”
Li Yongjie immediately looked at Lu Hongzhe seriously and said, "Brother, as long as you practice hard for twenty years, you can make Jiang Hudong become a herbivore, brother, sacrifice you to complete the Republic of Korea." ”
Lu Hongzhe thought about it calmly, and then went to discuss Li Yongjie's car.
As soon as I opened the door, the admiration did not stop, it was large and spacious, and the leather seats looked very comfortable, clean and tidy, and there was a cool smell of mint.
Li Yongjie was stunned and saw that the five of them immediately did not have any discussion, and quietly got into the car one by one and sat down.
"Yongjie, hurry up, it's not close to Yongdong in Chungbuk."
"Moya, if you don't look at Brother Hudong, you can directly decide to choose me." Li Yongjie's eyes widened as he looked at the five people in the car who were holding their seats and had no idea of moving their positions at all.
"Although Brother Hu Dongge's car has not been seen, but we have all seen it more or less before, no matter how good it is, it is impossible to have this one so good, no need to look at it, just this one, go, GO!" Yin Zhiyuan directly roared and screamed.
Li Yongjie looked at the five people dumbfounded, then scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Hudong, do you have to drive the car?" ”
"yes, so you stop talking nonsense and let's go."
"Hehe, although it's a little cruel, but I still have to say, in fact, I don't have a driver's license yet, which means that it is impossible to choose my car today." As soon as these words came out, looking at the frozen expressions of the five people, Li Yongjie smiled and leaned back and closed.
"Ah, are you kid lying to us, how can you not have a driver's license when you are so old." Lu Hongzhe asked unwillingly.
Li Yongjie couldn't help but smile and explained, "Brother, I only returned to South Korea in June this year, and I have been staying in China for the past four years, and after I came back, I made my debut directly in July, how can I have time to take the driver's license, I only have a Chinese driver's license." ”
"Ahhh Then you start to hear why you should cheer along. ”
Li Yongjie played with his fingers and said casually, "Because it's fun to watch my brothers like that." ”
Lu Hongzhe hugged the seat and shouted, "No, no, ah." ”
After that, compared with the listless five people, Li Yongjie opened Jiang Hudong's car door with a hundred times more energy, "Dafa, leather." ”
"It's not as comfortable as the one just now." How painful it is to watch a cooked duck fly away from your eyes.
"It's clean."
"That one still smells like that, ah!" Well, it's so painful.
Pulling open the back door, Li Yongjie found some unknown objects with sharp eyes, and then asked in disbelief, "Brother, are you afraid of starving to death?" "It's such a bag full of ramen, and I have a pot ready.
The other four also looked at Jiang MC speechlessly.
"Ah, I remember, the agent who was fired by Brother Hu Dong before seems to have been fired because he said that he didn't have the gas to cook the ramen." Li Xiugen suddenly slapped his palms and broke the news.
Speechless escalated to bewilderment, five bewildered faces looked at him, Jiang Hudong could only scratch the back of his head and laugh haha.
Li Yongjie looked at the five people who were making a fuss, and the more he watched it, the more funny he felt, he had a hunch that the prospect of such a new form of variety show would not be very simple.
(Variety shows are really difficult to write, it is necessary to highlight the novelty of the protagonist, retain the original style, and be funny, it is difficult and difficult, welcome to the group 526044923)