Chapter 0295 - It's All a Routine!

Chapter 0295 is all a routine!

Originally, these students, especially those who liked the character of Zhuge Liang, couldn't help but feel relieved when they heard that Lin Feng was saving face for Zhuge Liang again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

But when I heard this last sentence, I couldn't help but feel disgusted.

said that Zhuge Liang is not so good!

This product can't offend people once, and you want to offend a second time?

First of all, he said that the books written by others are not good, no, and they are harmful to history; Then when the whole world thought that Zhou Yu was a villain, he came to a Zhou Yu who was very generous, and Zhou Yu was a handsome guy......

Don't talk about these things, you have to say that people are like this, and no one will reason with you to be more truthful.

But now, you are saying that Zhuge Liang can't do it!

Is this an attempt to offend the public?

The audience was very excited......

Qian Lao said again: "You are nonsense!" ”

Many people behind him nodded their heads, acquiescing to "......

The corners of Lin Feng's mouth twitched, hey! You still don't believe it, do you?

"Then let's discuss Zhuge Liang again......"

“……”

The audience opened their mouths one by one, their hearts were churning, and 10,000 grass Nima rushed by!

Listening to his tone, he must not be well-intentioned!

Is that tone about discussion?

Do you want to talk about it with that expression?

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you want to plaster Zhuge Liang's face!

But Lin Feng had an expression of "you bite me", and continued to speak: "Didn't we talk about so many generals just now? What Guan Yu Zhang Fei, what Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, these five tiger generals, went to war! How to fight?

"Don't think about it! Just go straight to it! Take the army straight to the battlefield, no matter whether there is an ambush there, no matter how many soldiers and horses the other side has, no matter what terrain is good or not, whether there is enough food and grass to eat, whether you can beat other people's ......"

This thing is crazy, isn't it?

Listening to Lin Feng say this, 2,900 out of 3,000 people must think so......

A hundred more are wondering how long this has been without pills!

The five tiger generals fought like this?

Isn't that going to die?

Many people rolled their eyes, or their mouths were pouted as if they had a donkey tied to their mouths...... The face is long.

The more you talk about it, the more you lose it!

Lin Feng took a look, this effect is good!

He continued to smile and said, "Do you think I'm ridiculous? That's ridiculous! Because that's not what I said at all, didn't you read what the book said? Isn't that what happens in that play?

Zhuge Liang said, loyal, come! Take this small bag, there is a clever plan given to you by the mountain people, don't look at it now, it won't work if you see it! Then Huang Zhong nodded and agreed, took this small cloth bag, rode a horse and took the soldiers to the battlefield! When I got to that place, I saw it, well, the military advisor said it so well, and he didn't know the prophet! He said to fight like this, just fight like this! ”

"Poof......

"Haha, I'll go! Is this a war? ”

The audience laughed.

But laughing and laughing, they suddenly realized-

That's not right!

This kid is scolding Zhuge Liang around the corner!

What does he mean by that?

The meaning couldn't be more obvious!

Let's just say that the trick is also nonsense?

Oh my god!

I didn't know if I accidentally got caught in, and I was completely caught off guard!

They just said nonsense, but they said it themselves!

Now even if you don't admit that "Zhuge Liang" is not so good, there is no way - you have said it yourself, you can't complain about Lin Feng......

Looking at the stunned group of people in the audience, Lin Feng's heart blossomed!

Don't you believe me?

Do you believe it now?

You don't believe your own thoughts!

Lin Feng continued: "And the ...... that borrowed the east wind"

After saying these words, he deliberately paused and looked at the reaction of the audience.

This is unseemly, this is unspeakable.

The three thousand people unanimously shouted a sentence in their hearts - please don't talk about it, ok?

As soon as he said "and that borrowed the east wind", who could not have imagined what Lin Feng wanted to say next?

It must be said that this is also fake!

If someone else said that this "borrowing the east wind" was fake, then they would definitely drown that person with saliva!

But Lin Feng ......

They said they were powerless!

Why?

Because Lin Feng's routine is too deep!

If you're not careful, you'll be hit, and you can't dodge it at all!

But that truth really makes people don't believe it, and if you don't accept it, you can't do it!

They suddenly regretted coming here to listen to the class, and if they continued to talk like this, Zhuge Liang's glorious image would definitely become extremely gray!

But Lin Feng said all that, will he stop?

It's weird!

Those who are familiar with Lin Feng know it! The favorite thing about this product is that there is a beginning and an end......

Sure enough, Lin Feng's handsome face was completely defeated by the cheap - it became a cheap face.

"Then let's talk about how this borrowing Dongfeng is written in literary works and storytelling dramas."

Hearing that Lin Feng really wanted to say this, the audience finally couldn't help muttering:

Look, I'll know! This thing has never been merciful!

Lin Feng continued: "It is written that Zhuge Liang is wearing a Taoist robe, with bare feet, his hair is scattered, and he has a sword in his hand...... Let me tell you, is this the image that Zhuge Liang should have? ”

No one answered......

How does this make people answer?

If it is, well, this is not to admit that Zhuge Liang is a madman!

So you answer no?

Since the answer is no, it is an admission - borrowing the east wind is also fake!

No one answered?

Of course someone answered!

This person is Lin Feng......

"Of course, this shouldn't be Zhuge Liang's image! Therefore, some people in later generations said that drama reviews are 'wise and close to demons'. What does this demon mean? It's a demon, not a goblin or a youkai. What is the difference between a goblin, a goblin, and a goblin? ”

The audience wondered, yes, what's the difference?

They all opened their eyes wide, and opened their ears to listen carefully.

Lin Feng added: "The female is called a goblin, and the male is called a monster......

"Poof!"

"Hehehaha......"

"I'm grinning!"

The audience burst into laughter!

It's all said and done, who still can't understand it?

In ancient times, it was neither male nor female!

But in modern times, there is a professional term - shemale!

However, Lin Feng only made them laugh and said, "Those who pretend to be gods and ghosts are called demons." ”

"Gang, gang, gang!"

More than 3,000 people instantly felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses rushing by in their hearts!

This is careless, and it has been tricked again!

Lin Feng said that he was pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, and it was they who divided Zhuge Liang into a demon......

But no matter what, when Lin Feng's words came out, they had to believe it-

There is no such thing as borrowing the east wind!

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Oct 9, 2016 21:47:35

(To be continued.) )