Just when Meng Xiaofei had completely given up resistance and was waiting for himself to be trampled on, he found that the other party seemed to have not moved, he secretly opened his eyes and saw that the Pixiu-like monster was staring at him with wide eyes.

"Look at what! Kill or chop whatever you want! Don't expect anyone to be in love! Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! Meng Xiaofei looked at the other party's ambiguous eyes, and his heart was furious.

"Are you a Duoduo warrior?" Pixiu looked at the captain's armband pinned to Meng Xiaofei's cuffs suspiciously.

Meng Xiaofei naturally thought that the other party was looking down on himself and humiliating him naked, so he retorted, "What? You question the identity of my captain? Hum! If it weren't for the fact that buddy just knocked down your flying saucer and consumed your body! Just because you want to beat me? ”

"You shot down the flying saucer?" Pixiu was a little excited.

"It's all hit, you say that, right?" In fact, Meng Xiaofei's subtext is, "Spare me, can't I fix it for you?" "But this guy is hard-mouthed, showing a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance on the surface, but in fact, he is extremely frightened inside.

The next scene stunned Meng Xiaofei, only to see that the pixiu-like creature suddenly shrunk and turned into a Samoyed, wagging its tail and rushing in front of Meng Xiaofei, and licking its tongue directly on Meng Xiaofei's face.

"I'll go! What a bad luck for me! Why do I say that people and dogs are not in love? Can't I say anything about individual beauties or something? Meng Xiaofei hurriedly hid in the woods.

"You are mistaken! I'm a battle creature of the planet Blossoms, Briga! I saw you look strange, I thought it was an intruder! That's why I attacked you! I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be the great hero of our planet! The hero who shot down the intruder aircraft! Samoyed said excitedly.

"What do you say? Are you a fighting creature with the surname "Cloth"? I almost died at the hands of my own people? Meng Xiaofei scolded the eighteen generations of the other party's ancestors.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Could it be that you are the guardian of our planet? ”

"It's Lord Ben Guardian! Don't hurry up and worship! Of course, this is also Meng Xiaofei's subtext, but his mouth is saying, "Hey, forget it, the family doesn't talk to each other!" If you don't fight, you don't know each other! Are there any greeting gifts? Send one to me? ”

"Uh...... Guardian, you're not going to ransack me when we first meet, are you? I'm the poorest of the battle creatures! Briga began to complain, starting with his grandfather, that it was nothing more than how rough life was.

"Okay, okay, I don't ask you if you want it, can't you? If you keep talking, I'm afraid you're going to loot me!" Meng Xiaofei said helplessly.

Briga breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that the other party wouldn't ask him for something, "Guardian, what are we going to do next?" ”

"What's next? Now I'm going to have to find a way to dye myself! How can you have blue ink here? If I don't dye myself blue, I guess I'll die at my own hands sooner or later! Meng Xiaofei glanced at Briga with disdain.

"What is blue ink? I haven't heard of it, though, our planet has eco-friendly paint. Do you want it? Briga replied.

"Okay, good, paint will paint, get some quick, paint me blue first, otherwise I won't know how to die!"

Briga nodded, transformed, and regained his Pixiu form, running into the distance, and got paint for Meng Xiaofei......

Ten minutes later......

Next to a Samoyed stands a "fake" Smurf. One blue and one white, so discordant......

"Hey, Briga! Let me ask you a question, do you combat creatures all lay eggs? ”

"I don't know! At least our species doesn't lay eggs! ”

"What do you mean by not knowing? What about the other kinds? ”

"Guardian, what I just told you is true! We're really poor! So poor that I have no friends! We don't know about other kinds of things! ”

"I'll go! Even if you live in a remote mountainous area, you've watched TV, right? Don't you usually accept information from the outside world? ”

"The TV you're talking about is the communication receiver on our planet, right? It's too expensive for us to afford. Briga said sadly.

"Alright! I've convinced you! But...... You can't even tell the difference between your planet's battle creatures and invaders, do you? When the time comes, there will be another evil cause of cannibalism? ”

"That's not going to happen, the creatures of our planet have induction between each other, because you are not from this planet, Guardian, so I don't have induction between me and you, so I make a joke!"

"Your sister! You are indeed highly intelligent creatures, I worship you! ”

"Prize!"

"Over your sister's award! Can't hear the sarcasm? ”

“……”

"I don't think you'd better follow me, 1.5 kilometers away from here, my team members are over there, you go and protect them!"

"What about you, Guardian?"

"I'm going to spy on the military, your IQ is too high, I'm afraid that they will be jealous of you and will kill me together! Go for it! ”

"Okay! Guardian, I'm going! Briga turned into a Pixiu and flew in the direction specified by Meng Xiaofei.

Before deciding to approach the flying saucer, Meng Xiaofei wanted to take another look at Xiao Yu, he tried to turn on the tail system, Xiao Yu was helping him clean up the room.

"It's really virtuous, it's beautiful, and it's a good wife and mother, if only I could marry back and be a wife!" Meng Xiaofei smiled evilly.

Xiaoyu helped Meng Xiaofei clean up the house, then took out the luggage he brought from the box, made a small bed next to Meng Xiaofei's bed, and took out a magazine in front of Meng Xiaofei's bedside, and lay down quietly.

Meng Xiaofei was stunned, this ...... This is to ...... Is this the rhythm to be developed? The beautiful woman moved to live in her own house, did she want to confess?

Meng Xiaofei was still fantasizing, and suddenly heard Xiaoyu speak, "Meng Xiaofei! Where have you been? Why is it the same as my cousin! Let's go! It's so irresponsible! It's been 20 days, and I haven't sent a single text message! Alas, my birthday is in a few days, can you come back to accompany me? If you can, then ......."

With a beep, the screen turned off automatically, and when Meng Xiaofei heard the key, he actually disconnected. So he tried to open it again, and a line of words was given on the screen, "Intimacy level 2, visual time 1 minute, cooldown time 23 hours and 59 minutes." ”

"What a pit! Watching a minute cool down for almost 24 hours? Who the hell invented this! If it weren't for this thing in Meng Xiaofei's eyes, he would really want to dismantle it! But then he thought about it and found something even more important! "20 days? I've been away from Earth for 20 days? I'll go! Duo Kai Duoli said that a day on this planet is a year on Earth! No way! I need to go back quickly! If I continue to consume it, it is estimated that when I go back, Xiaoyu will become an old woman! ”