Chapter 8 Yang Mengmeng, you are really a beast
"I want to go and see Meow Mi," Xue Xue Ning hesitated.
The corner of my eye twitched, and I opened my mouth with difficulty: "Forget it, meow Mi is lonely, let's let her go lonely, she has always been beautiful, isn't it good to leave her a little dignity?" ”
I don't want to disturb Meow Mi after death, since she left with a smile, then let her smile be eternal.
Xue Xuening still looked like she was going to cry to show me, I was ruthless, raised my buttocks, and walked to the front desk to buy the order - more than fifty oceans, real Nima is expensive!
Actually, I think I should leave a selfie and send it to QQ space and Moments, with a photo, and then write:
"Oh, it's so boring, why don't you go to Starbucks for a cup of coffee, look, latte yo O (∩_∩)O"
Of course, I am not in this mood at this moment, and the death of Meow Mi makes me not interested in a qiē, and the whole person seems to have been sucked away from the bones, leaving only a pile of meat wandering in the world.
I shook my long hair, left Starbucks without dandruff, and silently walked to my home two streets away from here. It's better to go home and accompany Meow Mi and take a look at the places where you have lived with Meow Mi.
When I walked through a street, the mobile phone vibrated a little, and the domestic smart phone has no other capabilities, and the amplitude of the vibration is particularly large, so this mobile phone has a lot of women who like small mobile phones, fast vibration frequency, high vibration perception rate, and they want to face the wall crookedly.
I glanced at my phone and found that it was a reminder text message from the bank, and my commonly used savings card had arrived at 990,000 yuan, plus my remaining more than 10,000, which was exactly more than 1 million.
I grinned, feeling that all of them were so absurd, in order to meow Mi smashed the pot and sold iron, lived a miserable and poor life, and in the end got a lot of compensation because of Meow Mi's death, a million? Hehe!
Of course, I'm not so noble, forgiving other people's crimes like a certain big country, generously exempting a certain country's war reparations, and wanting me to forgive them who killed Meow Mi? Dream! In my opinion, they lose a million less!
When I got home, I unlocked the door mechanically, and just as I was about to take off my coat, I saw a huge black shadow rushing towards me.
I scared a spirit, and kicked it out. Of course, when I saw that the black shadow was a delicate and lovely girl, I collected all my strength, and let her hang on my body, our old man has no other ability, and he can't do anything to beat women, and a man's strength is to fight the world, not to beat women, so as long as it's not too much for women, I haven't beaten women. You know, not all women are worthy of being called women.
The fact that the girl hung on me was not the worst thing, the worst thing was that she didn't have any clothes! Just naked, happy, hi Pippi hung on top of me, and that's not all, she was still struggling to lean on my shoulder. I hurriedly went into the house and locked the door carefully. Why am I, Yang, still messing around in this area?
After entering the house, I took the girl off my body and pressed her on the sofa, mother, I don't want to describe this paragraph, how do you look at that scene, how is it restrictive, I guess if I continue to describe, someone will definitely call the police to arrest me!
All in all, after a fragrant and noisy noise, the girl stopped making trouble, squatting on the sofa and looking at me with burning eyes, with a look of incomprehension and grievance, as if I had done something that had been abandoned from the beginning. , my brain was spinning rapidly, my heart was spinning a thousand times, and I carefully went through all my ex-girlfriends Emma? No, she returned to Lina? Did she dump me? My ex-girlfriend is joking, don't say she doesn't wear clothes, even if she wears clothes, I can't admit it!
Could it be that I was young and frivolous, and I don't know which night I made an appointment? Damn, it's a mess!
I kept my head down, not daring to look up at her. Don't ask me why, I'm wiping blood! A sturdy adult man who has been plain for more than half a year will definitely bleed to death if he sees such a scene, buddy, I'm fine, the nosebleed is just a trickle.
E, I'm still a little on fire lately, I'm still a girl, I'm still a girl, I'm guilty, I'm still a sinner, I'm still a little guilty, I'm still a girl, I'm still a girl, I'm still a girl, I'm still a girl
The girl was so obediently squatting on the couch with her head sideways, watching me do a psychological struggle, watching me transform between man and beast.
In the end, more than 20 years of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor education occupied the moral high ground, and I forcibly suppressed all the fire, gritted my teeth and asked: "Sister, why are you in my house?" ”
When the girl saw me talking to her, she jumped high and wanted to rub incense on me again, sin, I gritted my teeth, and silently recited the Tao Ke Dao, very Tao, name, name, very name
I spent a lot of effort on the ideological struggle, pressed the girl back to the sofa, and said solemnly and solemnly: "Where the hell are you from?" ”
My tone may have been a little high, and the girl was startled by me, and her little face drooped, and her big eyes were full of tears, and she looked at me with a tearful look, as if I had done something heinous.
O iniquity!
O iniquity!
What a great sin!
I rubbed my hair hard, and I couldn't see this kind of beating or scolding, so I didn't want to deal with girls in general, especially the little girl in front of me.
I'll take another look! Because the girl in front of me was not wearing clothes, I didn't look at her carefully, but as a normal adult and strong man, the slightest trace in my heart has been constantly encouraging me for a few years, as if there is a villain with two curved horns and a black tail lying in my ear and saying: Look at it, look at it, anyway, it doesn't cost money, and you don't have to be responsible.
Of course, there are demons and angels, and next to my other ear there is a little man in white clothes with a circle of light who is also admonishing me: listen to him! He's right
Since both angels and demons agree with me to peek, then I'll watch! What do you dare not do? If you don't do it, you don't do it! Look at his grandma's!
Well, this chest is 36D, this small waist has A4, the small face is like a goose egg, and the long hair is my favorite, cat ears
Wait a minute? What do I see? Cat Ear ?!! I'll rub it! I've got a rub! It turned out to be cat ears? Issuing cards, right? It must be a hairpin! How can it be a cat-eared lady? Definitely not a cat-eared girl!
My heart was roaring, but reality gave me a loud slap in the face, and the cat ears that I thought were hairpins turned out to be windless and automatic, slowly and leisurely, like a small radar.
Electric! The cliffs are electric! The technology is so advanced, and even the card issuance is so high-tech, which is definitely the gospel of COSSER! Uh-haha-ha
I wiped my sweat with my sleeve, wiped my eyes again, and continued to look at the slender thighs, praising the slender feet and flicking the cat's tail around
Flicking the tail of the cat? Assi! I'm blind! I must be blind! Cat tail! Fake, right? Sex toys, right? Electric, right? But how is it so really? What the hell is going on! Who can sue me!
Just when I was alone like a helpless grass messy in the wind, Xue Xuening opened my door lock and pushed the door into the washing motor! She has the keys to my house!! Usually she doesn't come to my house except when she delivers cat food to Meow, so I went to the established fact that she had the key. Depending on the situation, this woman wants to send Meow Mi on the last ride, but
I can't explain this scene! The lonely man and the widow don't know what to do in the house, and the woman among them is wearing nothing but a catwoman, so how can I explain this? Even if I graduated from the Department of Chinese, I can't explain it, right? There is no solution to this scene.
Sure enough, a scream followed Xue Xuening pointed at me with her trembling right hand and scolded: "Yang Mengmeng! What a beast you are! ”