Chapter Ninety-Two: The Great Oolong
Chen Hua sat on the sofa with a blue nose and swollen face, and his eyes looked at the TV screen in front of him solemnly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Liu Ru sat aside and asked with a cold face: "Where did you go a few days ago?" ”
Chen Hua crossed Erlang's legs and said with a calm face: "I don't want to say, this is a secret." ”
Liu Ru said with a cold face: "The daughter-in-law doesn't tell me, do you believe that I am making you a beating?" ”
Chen Hua narrowed his eyes and said softly, "Even if you kill me, I won't say anything." ”
Liu Ru got up and glanced at him resentfully, and then walked away.
Yin Xiu walked over from the side, she looked at Chen Hua and asked curiously, "Giant, are you okay?" ”
Chen Hua slowly closed his eyes, and then replied lightly: "It's okay, you can continue to rest." ”
After the order was obtained, he turned around and walked into the bedroom, Chen Hua picked up the cigarette case on the table and walked to the windowsill and sat down, then took out a cigarette and lit it.
There are still twenty days to go, and from what has always been the case, it is no longer possible to storm from the main entrance.
"Inhale ~ exhale ~ " exhaled a puff of thick white smoke, Chen Hua continued to feel melancholy in his heart, he looked straight ahead expressionlessly, there were only twenty days left. Now he hadn't decided whether to hide or attack.
"Jingle bell ~ Jingle bell ~" Just when Chen Hua was at a loss, a phone call came to him.
Chen Hua picked up the phone, and then glanced at it, it was a missed call, he connected the phone and asked, "Who?" ”
The old giant's somewhat embarrassed voice came from inside: "Chen Hua, we just got the latest information here..... The old guys ......"
The seven old monsters have become Chen Hua's troubles, and now that there is news of the seven old monsters, he is bound to be very concerned, he asked with a solemn face on the phone: "What's wrong with those old guys?" ”
"Ahem..... the old giant replied with a dry cough, "We just got the latest information.... There was an error with the computer of the military district .... The old guys.... It will take twenty-seven years for us to come out of the earth, which means that we have another twenty-seven years of chance....."
The old giant's words almost didn't make Chen Hua spew out a mouthful of old blood, Nima. I said before that there were only more than 20 days to make myself scared, but now Nima actually said that there are still 27 years! Is this kidding yourself?
Chen Hua shook his head, and questioned with some disbelief: "How can this be?" Could it be that something else is going on underground? ”
The old giant replied with some embarrassment: "No, there is only one person in the world who understands underground transmission signals, and he used one less piece of information when he cracked the signal." So there was an error in the judgment, and just a few days ago he re-checked, and it would be at least twenty-seven years before the old guys came out of the ground. ”
"......." Chen Hua threw away the cigarette butt in his hand and said with a solemn face: "Why are you kidding me?" ”
"No, no." The old giant coughed embarrassedly twice, and then asked: "Anyway, there are still twenty-seven years, which is enough to make a deep sea of less than 10,000 meters." In that case, Chen Hua, should we come and give it a hand? ”
"......." Chen Hua's original anger in his heart disappeared instantly, he shook his head and said, "Forget it, don't masturbate." ”
"The old man is asking you! Why don't you or not! The old giant returned to his original appearance as an old horseman, and scolded: "If you don't come to the old man, I'll touch you another day and abolish you!" ”
"Gollum ....." Although Chen Hua didn't know the strength of the old giant, he knew that this guy must be very strong, he shook his head and replied: "Okay.... Wait for me, I'll get on the game right away. ”
"Hurry up!" The old giant said solemnly: "Let's play 5v5, we have Chairman Taixia, the US imperialists, and the Russian chairman on our side, so I'll check you!" ”
"......." Chen Hua really smiled bitterly, this old giant is really, he has to call the chairmen of several big countries to play a game.....
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At dinner time, Liu Ru looked at Chen Hua, who was eating and drinking a lot of water, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you?" Hit me in the head? As soon as the words fell, Liu Ru stood up and touched Chen Hua's forehead.
Wen Jingwen also looked at Chen Hua very nervously, she looked at Liu Ru and said anxiously: "Sister, I said not to put down such heavy hands, what should I do if I am stupid now!" ”
Liu Ru shook his head helplessly and said, "I can only take care of him for the rest of his life." ”
Chen Hua swallowed the food with difficulty, then put down the dishes and chopsticks and looked at the two girls and explained: "I don't have watts in my head, but I am very happy today, and I am very happy now!" ”
Liu Ru (caring for the cane's eyes) looked at Chen Hua, she shook her head and smiled bitterly: "It seems that I really started hard today, and now I have started to talk nonsense." ”
Chen Hua got up abruptly and walked to Liu Ru's side and picked her up, with a smug smile on his face and a smile: "Why, now I know that I am worried about me, where have you been there earlier." ”
The corner of Liu Ru's eyes caught a look at Wen Jingwen with a shocked face, she turned her head and looked at Chen Hua with a pale face and asked, "What are you doing, hurry up and put me down, otherwise I will have to do it." ”
"Come on!" Chen showed an arrogant smile on the screen: "Today I will let you see what a real man is!" ”
Next......
"A real man, my mother makes you want to be a real man!"
"I'm not right! It's okay for me to be a little white face! ”
"Huh! It's quite a little white face, but it can't be reversed! ”
"Don't hit someone in the face, slap your face hurts your self-esteem!"
After being beaten by a fat beating, Chen Hua quietly returned to the bedroom, locked the door, and then looked at himself in the mirror with a blue nose and swollen face and nosebleeds. He took out a tissue from his side and said helplessly: "This woman is so ruthless, and the nosebleeds are out." ”
After Chen Hua wiped the nosebleed, he then looked ahead and said softly: "There are still twenty-seven years to go, it seems that we have to find a way to destroy that underground base, one more second of effort, one more second of safety!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Hua quietly lay down on the bed and began to breathe.
He's been so tired these days, running around the underground city of hope, or getting nothing good, and no useful news.
As soon as he lay down, Chen Hua fell into a sweet dream.....
In the middle of the night, Chen Hua lay on the bed and slept sweetly, and a pair of small hands reached out from behind his back and hugged him.
Chen Hua woke up suddenly, he grabbed the little hand on his chest and asked softly, "Who?" ”
Liu Ru's long hair was scattered, and she snuggled up in Chen Hua's arms like a kitten. She asked softly with her eyes half-open, "I was too heavy today, I'm sorry." ”
Chen had a shallow smile on the screen, and then raised his hand to caress Liu Ru's hair and replied: "No need to apologize, I haven't been beaten by you for more than ten years." I feel quite comfortable being beaten by you in the past few days, at least let me know that you are still by my side. ”
Liu Ru moved her plump body in Chen Hua's arms, and then raised her head and looked at Chen Hua like a kitten and asked, "After I left back then, you really didn't look for other women?" ”
Chen Hua replied without thinking about it: "No." ”
Liu Ru looked at Chen Hua with some curiosity: "Then how do you prove it?" ”
"(Words that cannot be described)" Chen Hua lowered his head to look at Liu Ru, and just as the two were about to embrace each other passionately, there was a sudden noise on the windowsill.
The two of them looked over there almost at the same time, and on the balcony, a thin figure was standing on it. Under the moonlight, Chen Hua could see that this little guy was not Kong Anxuan, but who was it?
This little girl is holding an anti-wolf electric baton in her hand, looking east and west, ready to touch it in and draw it to Chen!
Seeing that there was no movement, Xiao Nizi walked in with a villain smile.
The light in the room is not good, and there is almost no scene within ten centimeters here, Kong Anxuan held the anti-wolf electric baton in his right hand, and then said with a sneer: "Chen Hua, Chen Hua!" You bullied me in the first place, and now it's time for me to take revenge! As soon as the words fell, Kong Anxuan pressed the button and prepared to paint the electric display.
"What's ....." Chen Hua looked at Kong Anxuan with dead eyes, and then said very puzzled: "Can you not make such a big noise when you come in next time?" ”
Kong Anxuan must have been Chen Hua's voice, and she was stunned in an instant, but she didn't plan to give up, just when she wanted to stab the electric baton.
Liu Ru turned her head sideways to look at Kong Anxuan, and said with some embarrassment: "Little sister, can you go out for a while, I am talking to your brother Chen Hua." ”
There's also a woman! The electric baton in Kong Anxuan's hand suddenly stopped in the air, and countless thoughts suddenly popped up in her mind. Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, blind in the dark, and not sleeping in the middle of the night..... All of this comes together with only one result, and that is..... Bang Bang Bang!
"Ahh Kong Anxuan screamed with a crimson face, then threw away the anti-wolf electric baton in his hand, ran to the balcony quickly, and then jumped down.
Kong Anxuan left, leaving Kong Anxuan and Chen Hua alone in the bedroom.....
Chen Hua said with some embarrassment: "Did she think of something evil?" ”
"I guess it is...."Liu Ru leaned on Chen Hua's body and asked very puzzled: "Do your neighbors here like to go through other people's houses in the middle of the night?" If this had been placed 5,000 years ago, it would have been dragged out and killed. ”
"....." Chen Hua smiled helplessly, and then replied: "Let's not talk about this for now, let's sleep." ”
"How do you want to sleep?"
"I said... It's a quiet sleep, not a very quiet sleep. ”
"Then I'll go back to my room and go to sleep."
...........
Seven days later, at noon, Chen Hua sat in his study, biting the cap of the pen in his mouth and holding the pen in his right hand, writing something on A4 paper.
The scholar walked over with a stack of books, put them in front of Chen Hua, and said, "Giant, this is all the knowledge of the current hull. ”
Chen Hua nodded, then looked at the scholar and asked, "Mo Xuan, I have thought of a way to break the underground base here, can you see if it is feasible." ”
The scholar sat next to Chen Hua and said with a straight face: "Giant, please speak." ”
Chen Hua pointed to the A4 paper and said, "I plan to build a low-quality survey with a length of 400 meters and a height of 300 meters. Build a 300-meter tower on the ship, use this to build a transmission pipeline, use the first pipeline, use this pipeline, it should be able to be placed below 10,000 meters, and when the time comes, when you put missiles into it, you can completely destroy the underground base in one fell swoop! ”
The scholar nodded with satisfaction and replied, "Giant, your idea is very good, but now there is a problem. ”
Chen Hua put his hands together on the table, looked at the scholar and asked curiously: "What questions do you say?" ”
The scholar looked at Chen Hua and replied: "The main problem now is that we don't know where the underground tunnel is at all, we can't find the entrance, and if we can't find the entrance, we can't transport missiles into it." ”
Chen Hua slapped his head suddenly, and then said with a stunned face: "That's right! Why didn't I think of this question! ”
The scholar said with some embarrassment: "Giant, you haven't slept in the study for three days and three nights, and it's normal that you haven't thought of this problem." ”
Chen Hua looked at the scholar and smiled awkwardly and said, "I will discuss this problem with the old giant in the future, maybe he will have a way to find the location of the entrance, so that it will be much more convenient for us." ”
The scholar looked at Chen Hua with a shallow smile on his face and said, "Giant, you haven't slept for three days, so let's take a good rest." ”
Chen Hua couldn't help but shake his head and replied, "I'm sleeping after reading these books." ”
The scholar knew that he couldn't talk about Chen Hua, so he had to give up, he moved back a little, and said with some embarrassment: "Giant, your body is important, let's go to bed early." ”
Chen Hua smiled helplessly, and then spread out the books on the table and began to watch.
The scholar got up, went out and closed the door, and then looked at Liu Ru and Wen Jingwen, who were worried outside the door, and replied: "Two giant ladies, the giant is not going to sleep yet, and is studying some things." ”
Wen Jingwen's reddened eyes looked at the security door, she bit her red lips, and said very nervously: "Senior brother has not slept for three days and three nights, what if my body is boiled out!" ”
With a touch of anger on her face, Liu Ru prepared to enter the house and arrest Chen Hua and let him go to sleep.
But the scholar stopped the two of them, and the scholar looked at Liu Ru and said with a solemn face: "Mrs. Juzi, Juzi can't be disturbed now, he will know how to sleep when he is tired." ”
Liu Ru raised his head and glanced at the scholar, then lowered his head and shook his head and said, "Get a bird's nest for him at noon today, let him not be exhausted." ”
The scholar nodded with a smile on his face: "The subordinates know." ”
Liu Ru raised her head and looked at the thick wooden door, unable to speak for a while.....
(To be continued.) )