After placing an advertisement for himself, Le Xiaotian was also relieved.

Although there is no problem with being a singer or host, and there is no shortage of money now, it is a matter of temperament. To do a show, you have to do it well.

Adjusting the affection, he began to continue wiring: "Hello, what song do you want to listen to tonight?" ”

A slightly flamboyant male voice suddenly appeared in the channel: "I don't want to listen to songs, I want to listen to poetry, will you?" Lyrics, songs, prose, and modern poetry are all fine. ”

His face sank, and a sharp flash flashed in Le Xiaotian's eyes.

If Chen Fang's death search was an accident, then this audience member was purely the master of the smashing scene, and he did not hide it.

Listen to poetry on the song station program, I listen to your sister's poetry, my voice sounds like I am a little stupid?

It has only been three days since I came to Lotus TV, and although some hosts are definitely dissatisfied with themselves, they are not going to play this trick.

After all, the opponent of the "Little Tiandian Song Station" program was not fixed in the station from the beginning, and they did not dare to hit the muzzle of the gun at this time.

So who is this targeting himself, or is it Lotus TV?

Oh, isn't it the blue sky TV station in the capital they said?

It's best not to let me know it's you, otherwise, there will be no more blue cangs in the law code, and bet on Brother Xiaotian and Ziyang's two stage names!

Just after this second audience member came in, Director Tang, Li Hongmei and the others were all pale!

"So despicable! Director, what should I do? ”

"Director, we have a ghost in the station!"

"Damn Blue Firmament!"

Just escaped Chen Fang's attack in a thrilling way, and now that he is coming out like this, Director Tang is also a little flustered in his heart.

However, he immediately made a painful decision: "Quick, give Xiaotian a hint and cut off this phone directly." ”

Hearing this, Li Hongmei, Zhao Dezhu and others all looked aggrieved.

Because although it is a good way to cut off the phone, no one knows what Lan Cang's back hand is.

What's more critical is that this kind of disguised admitting defeat will ruin the show.

At the same time, listeners everywhere listening to the program are full of questions.

"What, this big brother wants to listen to poetry? Is he here to make trouble? ”

"No, this show has been advertised for more than a year, who doesn't know that it's a song station?"

"So what does it mean that he is here to listen to poetry? Unintentional or simply malicious? ”

While the situation was chaotic, Le Xiaotian's eyes had already been shaken with a flash in the broadcast room.

This time, Le Xiaotian is not satisfied, shake your sister's shake.

Immediately, he ignored the text message on the display screen, "Xiaotian, the situation is urgent, quickly cut off the phone".

If you want to bully my brother Xiaotian, how can you just forget it? Resolutely no.

The first issue of the heavyweight "Little Tiandian Getai" is half an hour long, and after experiencing the Chen Fang incident just now, there are still about twenty minutes left.

Now, I don't know who is targeting me, and it is necessary for me to delay while slapping my face.

Just as Le Xiaotian's mind was in a hurry, the man on the phone spoke up: "What's wrong?" Doesn't our little brother presiding over poetry compose poems? If it really doesn't work, then forget it, I won't blame you. ”

With a cold smile, Le Xiaotian began to fight back: "Poetry, prose, novels, dramas, four genres, I am proficient in everything." Just now I was thinking about whether you are qualified to listen to me write poems and lyrics for you, understand? ”

Why don't you cut off the phone, and talk so deadly, it's over, it's over. Tang Taichang's face was dead.

After being stunned for a moment, the man on the phone smiled: "Haha, you are so unsophisticated." Have you ever heard of the saying that there is no first in the text and no second in the martial arts? Fortunately, you are not from the literary world, and I can only say thank you Tianzi. ”

Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his color remained unchanged, Le Xiaotian said calmly: "The mother of art and civilization is dance, all things in heaven and earth have laws, and all laws are based on water." Throughout ancient and modern times, dance, music, songs, poems, words, paintings, language, writing, and so on were inseparable from the beginning.

There are infinite sounds in nature, and onomatopoeia is a vocabulary that mimics natural sounds, which is an ingredient that all languages have. Because this requires the interpretation of the listener's ears and brain, the identification of subjective sound sense, and the simulation and decoding of the phonemic system of one's own language. So, language is nothing more than an adjunct to sound.

Early music in the narrow sense was the tune of language. After evolution, the melody and language are separated, and the tone of the language, the pitch of the voice, the priority of the tone and the rhythm formed by the modulation of the tone are the natural basis, and they can form the melody line of the tune. Do you know the alphabet songs, finals and syllables in Chinese?

In order to be able to understand its composition and use, the ancestors based on pictograms, and added five methods: understanding, signifying, forming, transcribing, and pretending, which are collectively known as the six books of character making. From the perspective of the evolution of the Chinese language, according to the existing literature, it can be divided into oracle bone inscription - Jin script (Zhong Dingwen, divided into large seals and small seals) - official script - regular script - line script - cursive script - printing font - computer font ......"

Confused, collective, sentient beings!

Listening to the endless talk, from ancient times to the present, the three elements of civilization are explained one by one, and all the staff of Lotus TV Station are collectively shocked. Although I don't know if this is right, Brother Xiaotian is too powerful!

After speaking for more than ten minutes, Le Xiaotian concluded: "So, I don't understand the origin of Wen and Wu, and you are not qualified to talk to me." If you want me to write poems and lyrics, you're really not qualified, now, understand? ”

After being shocked for a minute, the man on the phone roared: "Don't pretend to be there, come to a poem, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, and we will take the Mid-Autumn Festival as the theme." I'll come first, the moon of fifteen and sixteen rounds......"

sneered, Le Xiaotian couldn't help but sigh in his heart, the Mid-Autumn Festival is the theme, you are purely the rhythm of death.

With a look in his eyes, Le Xiaotian said domineeringly: "You step on a horse, this is also called poetry?" Allow me to strongly despise you as a lover of literature. Am I right, I believe that the audience has a scale in their hearts, and when the program ends, it will naturally be clear. ”

Immediately, he slapped the table suddenly: "Today I will let you see what is called the trinity of words, songs, and songs!" ”

As soon as the water tune song comes out, there is no poetry in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and your baby is looking for death!

Pressing the piano, Le Xiaotian shot Wang Bang, and directly sang a song "I Wish People Were Long" changed from Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head".

When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky.

I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace.

I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold in the heights.

Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world.

Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly.

There should be no hatred, and nothing will be done to say goodbye.

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny.

This matter is difficult to complete, but I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles.

Shocked, all the listeners of the whole law code were collectively shocked, confused, and all beings were stunned!

When everyone didn't come back to their senses at all, the first show ended perfectly.

After walking out of the broadcast studio, Le Xiaotian's face was gloomy as ice, and when he came to Director Tang, he couldn't help the anger in his heart.

When he spoke again, his eyes were like a peerless sword unsheathed, sealing his throat with a sword!

The sonorous and powerful language was more like waves of flame qi roaring from the sea of fire, rolling in!

"Tell me, what's going on? I want an explanation! ”