Chapter Ninety-Seven: On Which Landlord Is Stronger
There is no feast in the world, and in just one week of social practice, although they have endured enough hardships during the period, when it is time to leave, none of the students have nostalgia. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Thinking about the big fish and meat they will have to face and the pressure of going on to higher education after returning to their homes and schools, the students unanimously decided to leave a whole base of garbage for the instructors as a souvenir.
In front of a stone table, there are broken shoes, socks and snack bags all over the ground, and of course, there is a group of very resentful friends, a certain woman is very chic and plays with the playing cards brought by Chen Xuming and others to fight the landlord.
Yes, the return train originally thought that the girl could have good luck to grab the front row, but I didn't expect the girl's hands to be really stinky, and she actually drew the last train.
Of course, this luck continued until she was playing landlord fighting, and when she felt that she was about to lose her underwear, a certain woman finally came and went.
After a deck of seven explosions, the Shunzi company came down and pinched the last card in his hand, huh? A three? Su Xiaoci sneered.
"Quack...... Just thank you for your example, and you are still the owner! Let's see if you won't vomit with Coke. ”
A certain woman said so in her heart, but she didn't seem to see the bottles of oversized milk on her table, named "Special Energy Infusion"!
"Well, Xiaoci is good, 'press you' eight bomb ......" praised a certain girl who was about to fly, Xie Ming threw a pair of bombs casually, and then looked at his next Chen Xuming, signaling him to play his cards.
After pinching his chin and thinking for a while, Chen Xuming just said lightly: "I can't afford it, it's ~~~"
"Uh~Over ......"
In other words, what is the most important thing on the poker field? Of course, the face doesn't change, what's wrong with a three? I've never heard of a three, but don't we still have teammates?
After giving Chen Xuming a smile of "confidence", a certain woman then looked at Xie Ming, the grasshopper after the autumn, but Su Xiaoci didn't expect it.
This confident smile of hers directly shattered the eggs of the few people standing behind her, and there was a kind of messy rush in the wind.
Just a three? Girl, you're already a waste meow, okay? Even if it's a cheating father, you can't pit your own opponent! You are a united front, hey!
The next thing is no longer Su Xiaoci's business, and the two men on the other side have completely forgotten about a certain woman, yes, it's time to perform real skills in front of the girl.
After a fierce battle, pinching a few cards in his hand, Chen Xuming became entangled, a three, a pair of four, and two six and seven, and Xie Ming still had two cards in his hand.
At this time, no matter what kind of war between men, Chen Xuming seemed to finally remember that there was also Su Xiaoci, and played a seven, wanting to cross the card.
After seeing Chen Xuming's card, a woman's heart suddenly cooled for some reason, but she still maintained her goddess of victory smile and said: "I can't afford it." ”
"Huh? If you can't afford seven, then continue to play six. ”
When he saw that Xie Ming didn't react, Chen Xuming was almost sure that he was a pair in his hand, and continued to play a card, but the girl's subsequent "I can't afford it" made his egg hurt a little.
"Mom! No matter what, Xie Ming's hands are right, if he is out of four, he will definitely lose, I really don't believe in evil, I won't even be able to afford three, right? ”
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Xuming was also open-minded, and after playing a three, he stood up from his seat and looked at Su Xiaoci waiting for the girl's upcoming victory horn.
"Eh, I, I, um~ yes, yes...... I can't afford it. A certain woman who was startled by Chen Xuming, who stood up suddenly, was a little weak in her heart, and she almost returned with her teeth chattering.
"Bang~" Looking at Su Xiaoci's toothy smile and the white teeth that almost blinded people's eyes, after the corners of his mouth twitched, Chen Xuming's whole head smashed on the stone table, looking like a pig teammate girl you pill.
Even the crowd who were standing around looking at the cards also looked like they were stroking their heads, "I said girl, you are really confused, yes, this is very confused." ”
With a smile on his face, Xie Ming also spoke at this time, "Okay!" I remember all the cards you played, Chen Xuming, you have only four left, right? So! This won me. ”
Spread out the only two cards left in his hand, it is also a pair of four, Xie Ming is very confident, if it comes to playing cards, he is usually afraid of coaxing girls by magic tricks such as cutting cards?
Not to mention magic, even the father of the pit son in the family, the accounts handed over to him to manage on weekdays also make Xie Ming sensitive to numbers.
"Ahaha, isn't it just playing cards! I'll go to the toilet. ”
Looking at several bottles of extra-large milk on the table, Su Xiaoci was also drunk, and was about to find a reason to slip away, but a discordant voice came.
"Hey, girl, don't go! What about drinking water when you say you are good at losing? Think of us, never owe anyone anything at the wine table. ”
It was Xu Yang, the idle and idle instructor who spoke, and seeing that the students were almost gone, he was sad, and he also ran here to join in the fun.
“…… Dry rent mother. After silently bursting out of a foul language in his heart, Su Xiaoci was also seen back to his position in full view of everyone.
Putting aside his own milk, Chen Xuming lost almost a bottle of 1.5L Coke, which is Xie Ming, who has good brand skills, and there are also times when the brand is smelly, not much, just three bottles of Coke.
This is what the landlord is punished for drinking, and in the end, they always hurt each other, and the three of them looked at each other, and the atmosphere froze for a while.
"Grandma is a bear, isn't it just to drink some Coke? After ......roaring angrily, Chen Xuming twisted the cap of the bottle and blew it there.
On the other hand, Xie Ming didn't seem to want to admit defeat in front of his rival, and after opening the Coke, he also took a can in one breath, but his behavior was much more elegant.
It didn't take long for the two boys, who had almost turned a little pale from drinking, to finally come to their senses.
glanced at Su Xiaoci, who was still stunned, and said in unison: "Girl, it's your turn!!"
“……”
"Well, I'm not thirsty! Why don't you help me drink it? Blinking her cute big eyes, a certain woman said with a suspicion of pretending to be pitiful and cute.
"Hiccup~ No, men have to keep their promises."
"Yes, if you don't drink it, I'll help you! Hey hey ......"
With a cruel smile, Chen Xuming signaled Xie Ming to open the milk wrapper carton, and the familiar feel, pulling a certain woman's collar, just poured into the other party's mouth, "I'll rub, cute girl, tell you to pit me." ”
After getting along for so long, the two of them can be regarded as seeing through Su Xiaoci, for the girl who is not afraid of boiling water for a dead pig, yes, they just want to hang her......
"Well, don't, they're girls! Hmm~ I'll do it myself! Hmm~Goo...... Gollum ......"
Among the two smiling boys, a girl looked aggrieved, and from time to time there was a heartbreaking pleading voice, and some white liquid slipped from the corners of the girl's mouth from time to time......
Uh-huh, cough-cough, don't think crookedly, in fact, when the three bottles of milk were drunk for more than one bottle, Su Xiaoci was there with a big belly and didn't move.
When the others saw the miserable appearance of a certain woman, they also felt that it was enough to stop, but they didn't necessarily have to force her to drink it.
Not long after the game ended, the long-awaited last train finally arrived, stroking two rounds of round belly, Su Xiaoci ignored the tearful farewell of a certain big instructor, and walked straight to the bus.
When passing by an aunt who came in to clean up the garbage on the floor, looking at Su Xiaoci's belly, she also smiled strangely: "I'm afraid it's been three months!" ”
“……”
"Oh, that's not right! How can there be a smell of gunpowder in the air? ”
Glancing back at the two of them who were a little bit of a fight, do you guess what Su Xiaoci read from the eyes of these two goods?
Chen Xuming: "Well, I poured her to drink just now, so it should be mine, right?" ”
Xie Ming: "Nonsense, obviously I encouraged her to drink." ”
All right! A certain woman really didn't want to say anything, just ran on the bus in tears all the way, really, she never wanted to see these two people again in her life.
"Wori, Nima, dry ......" I'm afraid that all the swear words that can be thought of can express Su Xiaoci's very sad mood at the moment!
"? The child is running away, chase ......"
glanced at each other, and when they saw Su Xiaoci's figure disappearing at the door of the bus, Chen Xuming and the two finally stopped their eye duel of mutual hatred and got on the last train one after another.
Practice base, when leaving, the sun is just right, listening to the warm and soft wind, along the way is accompanied by the sound of the girl vomiting because of the milk is too full, plus the bumps and smell of the car.
Hawkers! Whatever, whoever sits next to him is unlucky anyway.
yes, vomit on him!!