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"Okay......" Qiu Yun felt like she was going crazy, "I'm not nervous, I'm not afraid, I'm not angry, I'm not jealous...... The question is, what does all this concern me? Oh, my God! After sleeping together for more than 20 years, why didn't I find out that you have this hobby? If uncles and aunts knew the news, they would definitely faint directly, okay? Are you going to your parents to death? No, no, no...... Sooner or later, you'll be immersed in a pig cage...... Why don't we leave now and secretly go back to the consulate in the provincial capital to apply for immigration! In this life, I accept my fate, men are like that anyway, don't pull them down! I'll marry you......"

This time, it was the turn of the female man and the sissy to be stunned, both of them didn't expect Qiu Yun's idea to be so strange.

"What's wrong? What are you looking at me for? Qiu Yun found that the expressions of the two people were wrong, and glared and said, "I have the same life as Fei Fei, how can I let her bear it alone when the sky falls?" I'll play tricks on other things, only Fei Fei, I will never watch her suffer alone! If there is anything, take it all together! Isn't it just marrying Fei Fei? What a big deal! It's best to get married, and we will never be separated for the rest of our lives! Fei Fei, how about we immigrate out in the future and adopt a child? The blonde white kid is like a doll, and it's fun......"

Speechless, the sissy and the female man were completely speechless. But at the same time, both the sissy and the female man were moved in their hearts. Qiu Yun, a woman, is not a good woman in terms of the relationship between men and women, but in terms of her attitude towards Lin Xuefei, she is definitely a highlight that cannot be erased. has a girlfriend who is willing to go to the trouble for himself, and this life is definitely worth it.

Without saying a word, the sissy unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car directly, walked to the back and opened the door.

"What?" Qiu Yun looked at the sissy with a blank expression, "Fei Fei doesn't just like women, you are the only one among men, it's already very good, don't retaliate!" ”

The sissy bent down and pushed Qiu Yun inside, and she squeezed in, the space in the back row of Po Xiali was already narrow, and the sissy squeezed in, directly occupying half of the space. Fortunately, Qiu Yun's thin female man is not fat, although the three of them are crowded together, they have not yet "stacked Arhats". The sissy didn't talk nonsense, and after closing the car door, she directly broke Qiu Yun's head and kissed it domineeringly. Qiu Yun really resisted this time, pushed hard, struggled hard, and even used pinching and scratching, but the sissy just didn't let go, and the female man calmly watched the live broadcast next to her.

It took a while for the sissy to let go.

Qiu Yun angrily raised her hand and prepared to smoke the sissy, but then turned the slap into a fist, punched the sissy in the chest a few times, and said angrily: "Have you two had enough?" It's only been a few minutes, huh? If you don't show your affection well, what do you mean by abusing me here? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Lost in love, single! I was forcibly kissed by the two of you for some reason, is there any reason? Fei Fei, I always thought that you were the kind of lady model of 'three obedience and four virtues' and 'three outlines and five constants', but I didn't expect that a moral model like you would also be deviant, and more outrageous than me? It's true! It's true! It's true! I'm really not going to fight with you! We are best friends, and I will not give up our relationship for a man! Don't test me so much! If that's the case, you don't trust me at all! For a man, as for? ”

The female man spread her hands: "Gotcha!" You don't believe it! ”

The sissy also said: "Originally, we decided to keep it a secret for the rest of our lives, but ...... Xiao Yun, your words just now really touched me. Having a girlfriend like you is something that anyone should be proud of. ”

"What do you mean?" Qiu Yun raised her head and said.

The female man stroked his hair and said, "I liked you before, but now he can't like you...... I am Shuai Xiaobing, he is Lin Xuefei. Now you should understand why his foreign language is so good, right? ”

"What are you two teasing...... Qiu Yun responded directly, but seeing the female man and the sissy with such serious expressions, she instantly hesitated again, "Today is not April Fool's Day?" ”

The sissy and the woman shook their heads at the same time.

“X！ It's a big joke! Qiu Yun muttered softly, and then the whole person "exploded", "What is a man who is not a man, and a woman who is not a woman?" How do you make me believe you! ”

The female man didn't speak, and looked directly out of the window. The sissy calmly put her head to Qiu Yun's ear and whispered about all the privacy of the two for more than 20 years. Qiu Yun was normal at first, but the more she went on, the more complicated her face became. If many details are colluded by the two of them, then it is impossible for the sissy to collude with so much privacy at the moment. The words of the sissy include the layout of the old house before Qiu Yun bought a new house when she was a child, Qiu Yun's favorite toys and favorite pajamas when she was a child, and even Qiu Yun's favorite and most hated relatives and friends.

Qiu Yun's face was not very good, she looked at the sissy and asked, "Do I look good with short hair or long hair?" ”

The sissy didn't think about it, and replied directly: "You have always had long hair, and you don't perm or dye it." ”

"What looks best for me?"

"High school uniform. At the beginning, many boys praised you as the 'goddess of school uniform' on their love letters. ”

"What's the worst thing about a middle school lunch?"

"We both ate in the commissary and never ate in the cafeteria. At that time, you liked the seafood-flavored instant noodles the most, and I liked the chicken-flavored ones the most. I've been eating it for three years, and now the two of us vomit when we smell instant noodles...... If you don't believe me, you can try. ”

"When was my first great aunt?"

"The first semester of the second year of junior high school...... Before the midterm exams...... One day, I can't remember the exact date, I remember the day I was reviewing at my house, and suddenly you were bleeding underneath, and we thought you were going to die, and we hugged each other and cried all afternoon until my mom came back...... We both had sore throats during the exam the next day...... When the results came out, mine came too......"

Qiu Yun was silent. After a while, Qiu Yun rubbed his face vigorously with his hands, took a deep breath and said, "Okay...... I'm scared, how are you two going to make it up to me? Also, during this time, Lin Xuefei, who slept with me, was actually a handsome soldier; The handsome little soldier I chased was actually Lin Xuefei...... Right? ”

The sissy and the female man nodded.

"No wonder!" Qiu Yun sighed, "How nice it would be if I didn't know anything...... Now it's troublesome, my old bottom has been copied in front of you two! Alas! I finally understood why I pretended to be drunk that day, little ...... Phenanthrene...... Alas! I don't care, I'm still a creep! I finally understood why the creeps said those things...... The person who used to like me has become a woman, and my best friend has become a man...... It's a lot of fun...... And no wonder...... You said you weren't afraid of me digging into the wall...... If it were me, I wouldn't be afraid! The two of you are one, and no one can pry it! ”

The female man said calmly: "My wife must be me, because my mother has not had an easy time for so many years, and I can only rest assured if I am the daughter-in-law myself." ”

The sissy also said: "Me too, I also think it is more reliable for me to be this son-in-law myself." ”

"Shows understanding." Qiu Yun said helplessly.

The woman continued: "The problem is that I can't stand any other man except 'myself'. I just saw Shi Juntao for the first time, and when I thought that this was my man...... I almost confessed for breakfast...... He's okay and doesn't exclude other women? ”

"You don't reject it either?" Qiu Yun asked unexpectedly.

"I'm still a man at the end of the day!" The female man said, "Our family has four generations of single inheritance, if he has the ability to sow seeds everywhere and get back a lot of children, I will definitely not quarrel!" Isn't it just a woman? One table of mahjong is not enough, two tables are fine? The problem is that he can't afford to raise that much now......"

"Why do you men always want to have children?" Qiu Yun frowned and said, "Co-authoring women are your fertility tools?" ”

The sissy interjected next to her: "So retribution is coming, let her be a woman for a lifetime and taste the taste of having children." ”

The female man was embarrassed, pouted and said: "If you give birth to a child, you will give birth to a child, and if you can't give birth, isn't it possible to have a caesarean section?" What injuries have you not suffered in the army before? Meaning ......"

Qiu Yun followed behind and smiled, and her face, which had been frightened and bloodless, regained some of her brilliance: "Hmm...... Actually, it's a good feeling! The original Fei Fei was too honest, what others said was what she said, but now Fei Fei is decisive and refreshing, and her actions are very spicy; In the past, as soon as she returned to the dormitory, Fei Fei was suffocated to death except for reading, but now Fei Fei is just a joke casually, and she is not bored at all...... What about creeps? I haven't had much contact with it before, I just think it's an honest pimple, how is the current soldier? ”

The sissy pinched her fingers: "You also saw that I was forced to change from an honest pimple to an old treacherous and cunning." What I didn't dare to think about before, now I dare to do it. Now, as long as I am willing in my heart, I can go to the roadside stall to eat a perverted spicy meal, and I can get a two-pound Haagen-Dazs anytime and anywhere...... In the past, I was afraid of acne and stomach pain, so I could only be greedy! In the past, it was too bold to go shopping without underwear, and it was so hot that I had to press my skirt when I walked for a while, but now I can still be bare-chested when I walk forward......"

The female man said with a dark face: "Why don't you say that you used to take a shower and wash your face for nearly an hour, but now it is enough to take a bath for ten minutes?" ”

Qiu Yun immediately added: "Also, you can sit for six or seven hours when you do your hair!" I used to clean the dormitory only once a week, but now I do it every day! I never folded the quilt before, but now she does it for me! And did my laundry for me! God did this too righteously! ”

"Now that we're talking about it, you should understand the way here, right?" The sissy said, "Let's sort out the relationship between the two of us first, so as not to mess up ......"

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】