Chapter 1174: Tribulation of the Three Realms
A big T-shirt and bib pants were originally the standard equipment of Sikong Xiaodou, but since she became the shopkeeper of Qixingzhai, she has changed her mature route. Unexpectedly, now he has put up his pigtails again, and he has changed back to his previous dress.
She is old and young, and she doesn't look like she is mature, but she is actually wearing the same T-shirt and suspenders as her, which is a bit of an old man talking about juvenile madness.
Sikong Xiaodou ran to Tu Keyun's room to see the baby, and the thief came to Lin Xing and raised his chin at him: "How is my master now?" I want to see him. ”
"See him?" Lin Xing felt a little embarrassed, "Will you close your qigong?" ”
The thief was smart and immediately understood what he meant, and shook his head: "That's impossible, I'm adventurous, but I'm not stupid enough to entrust my life to someone else's hands, not to mention that I've had this Tianjing wrench for nearly five hundred years, and I haven't completely figured out its mystery, there are too many unstable factors, I will never try." This is irresponsible for oneself, and even more irresponsible for Doudou. ”
"When did you become a chicken woman?" Lin Xing covered his head in embarrassment, "I can only say that your master is really alive, but if you want to see him, it's not easy." ”
Thief Tian pondered for a while, and suddenly sighed: "Actually, for a period of time after the master appeared, I have already calculated the cause and effect, he used vicious means to snatch away Qiu Tiangang's predecessors, and then united with Ishida Zhihe He to plan a series of actions, indeed...... Ahem, but it can't be denied that without him, there would be no me now. Big man, with your cleverness, you should be able to imagine that if I didn't have this ability, with my height...... Hehe, I guess the best job for me is to play monkey in the circus. ”
Lin Xing patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, "You're right, extraordinary strength can shut everyone up." Maybe he gave you such an opportunity, but you can achieve what you are today, but you still rely on your own hard work. She's a good girl, and more importantly, she's my friend. ”
"That's nature, I'm not as abusive as you." The thief pursed his lips and said, "But your kid is really slippery, I still want to know how the master is in a situation now......"
"Well, there is a secret that only you two masters and apprentices know, just say hello."
Thief hesitated for a moment and asked, "What was I doing when he first saw me?" ”
Lin Xing immediately asked the barbecued pork bun to ask Hou Yingfei this question, and for a moment, a sad look appeared on his face, "Let's change the question, so sad past, don't think about it." ”
Sky Thief stared at him, "I'm not an ostrich. ”
Lin Xing said with a solemn face: "The first time he saw you was in the Red Lotus Sect General Association during the Qingbao period, when you were twelve years old, when you were naked, and the Red Lotus Sect Master was skinning a pug...... Enough is enough. ”
(Raising a dog is a kind of evil art in ancient times, picking up a person's nakedness, pouring boiling fish maw glue on the person, and then wrapping a freshly peeled whole dog skin while it is hot, so that the dog skin will be connected to the person, and the person will 'become' into a dog, and be manipulated by people to do many things that real dogs can't do...... )
Sky Thief took a breath and nodded, "That's enough." Actually, I want you to know that Master has the grace of reinvention for me, and he may have done a lot of wrong things, but I still ask you to give him a chance to mend his ways. As he spoke, he actually got up from the couch, suddenly volleyed two upside down, retreated to the distance and fell to the ground.
Lin Xing's 'whoosh' disappeared, and he had already used the power of the electric system to quickly run up to the second floor, "Hey, little man, aren't you so cheesy?" I'll just say yes. ”
"I don't believe it's so hard to kowtow!" The originally melancholy eyes of the thief suddenly shone brightly, jumped up, volleyed into the air, and kicked each other with his toes to make a swallow chase three times to the front: "Bow to me......"
"Damn, you're insane!" Lin Xing Khan, this little man is too competitive, he doesn't want to find someone to compete all the time, and he even has to chase after such things as kowtowing, Lao Tzu is not Tang Seng, and you are not a Sun monkey, it's really off the line!
"What are you two doing?" Molly, who had just come downstairs, was stunned to see the two people in the room who were quickly chasing after each other.
"This little man has to kowtow to me, he has to say that he wants to be my son-in-law while the shopkeeper is not there, and let me marry Luo Erer to him." Lin Xing opened his mouth while running.
The thief stopped his footsteps steeply, jumped to his feet and said: "Nonsense, obviously not for this!" ”
Lin Xing also stopped, pointed to the floor in front of him and said provocatively: "Come on, the man has gold under his knees, but if you really want to be your father-in-law, I can afford this head, and there is a kind of you knocking one in front of your Momo mother-in-law!" ”
The weather thief had to scratch his hair wildly, the difference between the two was nearly a thousand years old, and he didn't have the upper hand in front of Lin Xing, which made him very crazy.
Lin Xing shrugged his shoulders proudly, returned to the sofa, and said with a smile: "That's right, now that you have a partner, how good it is to talk about love, and compare this and that with people all day long, is it interesting?" ”
"Compare!" The thief sat down on the opposite side: "Now that the madman's matter is solved, let's continue to compete to see who finds the most heavenly spirit and earth treasures." ”
"Damn, you don't want to marry Luo Er'er anymore, and you still have a hair?"
"That's also going to be compared!"
"You're unreasonable!"
Thief Tian shook his head: "It's not that I'm unreasonable, but this competition is imperative." ”
Lin Xing was stunned: "Why?" Give me a reason. ”
Thief Tian looked at him suspiciously: "You haven't figured it out yet?" ”
"What?" Lin Xing was confused.
"That's weird, since you are now the head of the nameless sect, how can the Xuanmen arithmetic be inferior to me?"
"Little man, what do you mean that I am inferior to you? Be careful when you talk nonsense, I'll sue you for slander! ”
Thief Tian waved his hand and said, "No joke, it's serious." In fact, I didn't just come down this time to marry Qing...... No, now it's Beanie. In addition, there is another purpose, which is to find all the heavenly spirit and earth treasures in the Qi Deng Heavenly Diagram, and it must be double! ”
Lin Xing looked at him disdainfully: "It turns out that you want to lie to me to help you find it together." ”
Thief Tian waved his hand again: "Now it seems that you really didn't calculate the Tribulation of the Three Realms. ”
"Tribulation of the Three Realms? What do you mean? Molly sat down next to Lin Xing and asked curiously.
Lin Xing looked at her with idiot eyes: "Teacher Momo, you are sent by God to brush up the IQ of the education world, right?" Seeing Molly bow his head in disdain, he turned his face and raised his chin to the thief: "Tribulation of the Three Realms? What do you mean? ”
Molly looked up and glared at him with a 'venom' glare, her fingers curling and stretching out into claws.
"Cut, if you say you're stupid, you'll be clever from time to time, and you'll be stupid when you say you're smart." "The so-called tribulation of the Three Realms does not mean that there will be calamity in the Three Realms. ”
Lin Xing glared at him resentfully, and began to bend his fingers......