"There is a South Mountain in the north of the underworld, many gods, less underworld, and there are precepts in ancient times - the tomb of the Yellow Emperor is always sleeping, and non-immortals are not allowed to enter. Eight directions of heaven and earth, four ponds of clear lakes, mountains and forests are lush, stone tablets stand up, this is the ancient immortal mountain. ”

"The Yellow Emperor, the ancestor of the human world, created the world, supported the heavens and the earth, first destroyed the demons of hell, and then saved the civilians from fire and water, and at the end of 100,000 years, his divine power was exhausted and he was buried in the Huangling Tomb of Chang'an. The people felt its favor and built the Yellow Tomb in the place where it rested to worship the emperor and god. The divine realm has sent people to take care of it for ten thousand years, and in the past five thousand years, the duty has been reincarnated, and it has been the turn of a little girl to take turn. This little girl is a little fairy, in charge of all the mops, rags and brooms in the heavenly court, as well as all the utensils that can be used for cleaning, and has a nice position: Si Qing Fairy, she is exclusive to the Taibai Star Monarch, and the time when the Star Monarch receives her coincides with the falling snow among the people.

Although this Taibai Xingjun Shuangshang is high, he is a master who lives a confused life, one day in the mortal world, jumping blindly in the snow in the mountains, accidentally fell and broke his head. But his life was big, and he happened to be saved by a rabbit who made a nest of grass, and the confused Xingjun had no hobbies, and was good at meddling, so he forcibly ignited this gray rabbit. Because of his dislike for the rabbit's gray fur, he gave the rabbit a name, called Xuexian, which means that the snow is white and independent.

Xuexian was promoted to heaven, because there was nothing else to do, and he didn't have any special skills, so Taibai begged Tianjun for a cleaning job.

Usually this job Xue Xian did a good job, but this time it happened that the two of them quarreled and scolded Si Yu Shenjun, and the three of them started a celestial melee, and a thunderbolt and rain continued in a few days.

Because he didn't have time to sweep away the stagnant water, Mu Xingshenjun's precious son fell and fell stupidly, and Xuexian was punished by the Emperor of Heaven to guard the Emperor's cemetery in the lower realm......"

I paused, looked around at the crowd, listened attentively, and hurriedly continued:

"The detention period is a thousand years, it is said that immortals become immortals and become gods, the world is independent and independent, the most endure loneliness, can control the seven emotions and six desires, but this Xue Xian is a rabbit jumping wantonly in the mountains, walking across three jumps, staying in the mountain cemetery for five hundred years, although it is not a dog, but five hundred years of vicissitudes, Xue Xian girl has been looking for the horns of this Nanshan Mountain, no matter how interesting it is, she thinks, the heavenly realm basically has no time to take care of her idle business, so she raised a hare in the cemetery, and when it is about to reach the sixth hundred years, The descendants of the god realm worship their ancestors for a thousand years, come to this Nanshan, and see that the mountains are full of holes dug by wild rabbits, and they have been shocked to lose three souls and six spirits, and the wild rabbits are unrestrained, not only digging holes recklessly, but also in the park, walking four steps, and winning the lottery step by step.

The person from the divine realm squatted down and scraped the rabbit feces on his feet with a tree branch, and pointed at Xuexian's nose and scolded, "You, you, you! You girl is so presumptuous! Do you know who we are? ”

The little girl naturally didn't like to be asked questions that she needed to think about, so she could only innocently reply, "You are ...... Rabbit God? ”

The man was furious, "What did you say?!" ”

Xue Xian hurriedly changed her words, "Then, that, then you are the guests invited by the rabbit?" ”

……

The audience was silent.

The descendants of the divine realm were so angry that they made a fuss about the Minghua Hall of the Heavenly Monarch under the pretext that "the Heavenly Monarch sent a fool to guard the garden and blaspheme the gods", so they floated down a paper from the distant Heavenly Realm, and the Heavenly Monarch ordered that Xuexian's punishment for a thousand years became a thousand years...... The order is marked in red letters on yellow paper

- Xuexian is not allowed to keep pets indiscriminately, nor is it allowed to act recklessly in the cemetery. ”

Xuexian can't raise rabbits and other living creatures, can only scrub the double snake top tree of the emperor's mausoleum every day, while can only tell his boredom to the stone statue of the tree in the cemetery, the poodle standing on the mountain looks very strange, a little less lion ferocity and a little more cute dog cub, Xuexian cleans the lion dog in the mountain every day, over time, she spontaneously regarded this stone statue as her friend, tied a red bell around its neck, and built a small shed to accompany it in the place with the best view on the mountainAlthough the shed is small, it is fully equipped, with a kitchen and toilet, a small couch, and a wine cellar of its own. ”

"The days go by day by day, time is consumed day by day, Xue Xian doesn't have any thoughts, anyway, she is sweeping the floor in the heavenly court, and she is also sweeping the floor in the cemetery, in fact, she wants to raise her hand to confess to everyone in the divine realm, and wants to tell them that in addition to the special skill of cleaning, she can also lead the little animal mothers who give birth to cubs to make nests and choose grass, but unfortunately she doesn't have the right to speak, nor does she have the courage."

"Smack!" I slapped the waking wood down, making a startling noise, and my voice became very quiet.

"At this time when there are still 1,500 years before the punishment of 5,000 years, there is a thunderstorm in the cemetery for some reason, the thunder and lightning bursts do not stop for a moment, and the world has been divided for a full fifty years, the trees and mortals, the grass and trees are all dead and clean, Xuexian was not high in mana, and even the three-eyed little black dog holding the halberd god monarch could not be beaten, and at the moment of death, I saw that day the thunder flashed blue and slashed at the poodle next to the shed, obviously she was too busy to take care of herself but tried her best to protect the stone statue that could not speak."

"A burst of thunder fell, Xue Xian has fainted, when she woke up to find a young man sitting next to her with a red bell tied around her neck, this bell is very familiar, Xue Xian looked sideways, the stone statue that talks affectionately every day has disappeared, she thought, could it be that this day the thunder is very untechnical and has no connotation, and the poodle has been split into a teenager?"

"She had a great joy in her heart."

"Ahhh

Xuehyeon screamed and rushed towards the young man......"

When he sent someone to collect Xuexian's body, the person who came to clean up the mess only stepped on the edge of the auspicious clouds, and saw a person on the top of the mountain who was blackened by thunder, and it seemed to be a human-like thing circling around a young man in white.

Xue Xian couldn't help himself with excitement, this young man with a bell, except for the red bell and the stone statue, the others were not like anything else, the stone statue was stupid, this young man was personable, handsome, but his face was cold. Seeing that this Xuexian girl was holding an explosive head, her whole body was black, and she only had a pair of round eyes, and when she was about to pounce on her chest, the young man kicked Xuexian out of the door......"

He yelled, "Stay away from me!"

I looked at the empress dowager, it was listening to the fascination, between the storytelling, I looked at the juniper berries, and my heart was cool, sure enough, romance stories and fairy monsters are only interested in women, and the women here are attracted to me as expected, but, men......

Just like me here at that time, there were people who drank tea, listened to books, and ate melon seeds like I did before. I really feel a sigh of emotion, in the electric light, I have added a little more to the story of the Yihua Divine Monarch in the Divine Realm War, how much to fight.

The people standing on the stage have never known how the time has passed, and when I finish speaking, it is almost dark when I look back.

I slapped the waking wood, and with the sound of "popping", I slowly ended this expected one-day trip to the Lianggong.

"Yihua Shenjun died again, no one knew if he was still alive, Tianjun had asked Taibai to divinate hexagrams, but it was still fruitless. Rumors abound, some people mistakenly fell into the mortal world, turned into a scholar mortal, some people believe in one point, some people believe in ten, since then there is a god who gave up the fairy god to travel all over the world just to find him. ”

……

After speaking, the hall was silent.

Everyone looked at me in a daze, and the few official women sitting on Gu Wanyang's side had already lifted their handkerchiefs, their makeup was slightly wet, and they were already crying undecently.

I saw that the Empress Dowager also secretly touched her tears.

I said to myself secretly, "That's enough, Chu Ge." ”

There was a burst of applause behind him, and everyone came to their senses and hurriedly raised their hands to applaud with the traction. Suddenly, there was thunderous applause in the hall.

This can probably be regarded as a curtain call.

"Chu Ge has thanked you, it is enough to have a chance to be like this in life."

Bending the sound bowed to each of the four directions, showing respect, expressing a sigh of relief that "I'm done".

I bowed behind me, but I looked at a familiar person, smiling at me.

"Lianfeng?" Surprised, I accidentally read it out.

Behind him, the Empress Dowager suppressed her voice and said: "It's still thanks to the second prince, otherwise I would have fallen into Mr. Chu's story when I am old, and I would never remember to applaud Mr. Chu." ”

What the?

Are you kidding me?

Two! Emperor! Child!

I stared at Lian Feng with wide eyes, and he waved his right hand lightly, bending over his left shoulder, and performing a very strange etiquette.

"In Xia Helian Changfeng, I have seen the amazing and brilliant Southern Wei Dynasty, Chu-girl-Niang ......"

I was already so surprised that I didn't know what to do, I turned my head and looked at Shen Congxuan with a pleading gaze, only to hear the leisurely Emperor His Majesty whisper: "Brother Feng has come and gone without a trace, I'm afraid I missed the show......"

Brother Feng?

What kind of brother is the wind, these two people didn't fight back before, how can they ...... now? Calling a brother?

Also, what is this guy's last name?

Lian Feng sighed disgusted Shen Congxuan, and said: "Your Majesty is just too engrossed and forgot to be below, Miss Chu is not just amazing" He stopped, pulled out a strange smile at the corner of my mouth, and clapped his hands, "Blind!" (To be continued.) )