Chapter 65 There is a joke contest in the world
This new story has just been told, less than the next day, Shen Xiaowang may have Longyang's good gossip news has spread throughout Jing'an City, when I had breakfast, I heard the lady who bought rice noodles next door talking about this matter, mentioning that Shen Tao, the lady hated the iron and cut off a large handful of rice noodles in her hand, and sighed, "Hey, it's a pity that I have a good skin and a good family background......
I feel that the citizens of the Southern Wei Dynasty are also heartbroken for the royal gossip, it can be said that the civil discipline inspection committee has a large number of good people in Jing'an, and when I think of Shen Tao and a father, what should his father do if he knows about it, the rumors can't stop, and I can only make up for the crazy scene of his father holding a broom.
Not only in the capital, but also in the scope of gossip in the entire Southern Wei Dynasty, if anyone who doesn't know about it when they talk about the sky, they will definitely be despised.
One day, Mingzhi came to me and said, "Four girls, those boring ladies who sell vegetables outside Muyan Hall call you 'Southern Wei Jingkou' four girls." β
I laughed, "What? β
Mingzhi was very proud: "Saying that you have really made a contribution to the exposure of the unhealthy trend of the Southern Wei Dynasty." I'm still proud to tell them, I'm your little follower~"
Looking at Mingzhi's happy little expression, I also sweated a lot of sweat about the naming of those boring people in the Southern Wei Dynasty, but thanks to these boring people, I have a job to do, and I should bow to my parents at this time.
Seeing this result, I was in a good mood, and spent a month to buy a lot of books under my name, and asked the little girl Mingzhi to scatter them one by one at the door of Muyantang, and fortunately, she did not hesitate to attach her autograph with a large stroke of the pen - "Chu Ah Si"
The prosperity of the Southern Wei Dynasty is also true, the early spring of the year, the xx floor of the xx pavilion and the xx shop pΓΉ in various fields began to follow the trend and held the xx competition, it is precisely because there are too many similar competitions, I also specially asked Mingzhi to list a table, a certain month, a certain day, a certain place, what activities does a certain shop do, how long does it last, what is the first prize in the competition...... It's so convenient that we have nothing to do, and take the fox cutie to go for a yo-hop.
Speaking of fox girls, I just picked it up from the Shen Mansion with that Ming Mo'er, and since I didn't succeed, I still have to keep my promise at that time and love them well. I suddenly remembered that the lantern vendor on the street during the New Year said that the birthday of His Majesty the Emperor of the Southern Wei Dynasty this year was just close to the New Year's Day, and it seemed that he was going to make a big deal. I couldn't fight with the emperor before, but now I ......
It should be a relationship that likes each other, and it should be unreasonable not to give some gifts, and this matter will be discussed later.
Speaking of these competitions held in the following trend, the most famous ones in the Fengyue venue are the Oiran election contest in the Ying Song Garden and the musician selection contest in the Qinxiang Building in the eastern suburbs of my country.
After all, the geographical location of Qinxianglou is not as good as Yinggeyuan, and its reputation is not as big as it, when I went to join in the excitement and crowded to watch the game, I was surrounded by ordinary people in cloth clothes and students in green shirts, and there were few dignitaries, but this year seems to be particularly exciting, from the beginning of the preliminary competition, there is a white-clothed piano master wearing a light gauze bamboo hat, the piano stroke is a special stick, amazing Quartet, that song "Acacia Introduction" can be said to be popular throughout the capital overnight, he went all the way through five levels and cut six generals, and actually killed my favorite little flower girl in seconds, I am sad, didn't see the ending, so he withdrew back with his younger brother.
But Yinggeyuan is different, from the very beginning which son won which flower girl, to the end of whose champion, this is not a problem that can only be solved by beauty and talent, it is completely dependent on money and power, I heard that there are foreign Hu girls performing this year, the joy of the stage competition, and the little people in the audience are also happy, wishful thinking, why not?
When I first arrived in the Southern Wei Dynasty, I was the only one by my side, but now there are suddenly two big men around me, Ming Mo'er. Black Dandan and the temporary bodyguard Feng Qi, plus the white fox who joined in the fun, as an inspirational gossip diva and Mingzhi, of course, want to see such a grand scene.
Not far away, I saw that there were various platforms set up in front of the Yingge Garden, and there was noise in front of it, and the crowd was crowded, and the words were crisp. There are so many people, blocked on the road for a while, to the Yingge Garden, the development of the competition has reached the time for the final vote for the Oiran, it seems that now it should be a three-choice situation, one is the bewitching Hu girl from outside, one is the famous girl Cui He of the Yingge Garden before, and there is a little girl who is said to be the little girl who has just been trained by this old bustard, and the water is very tender.
Finally, I begged Feng Qi to use his burly body to open a small slit, so that Mingzhi and I squeezed in one after the other, and when we walked to the front of the stage, the scene in front of us was already stunned......
Everyone says that Fengyue places are the most absurd, and Yingge Yuan and other Fengyue places also represent relatives, clans, valves and other intertwined and deep-rooted forces, as expected.
The big red silk cloth dress under the stage is covered with more than ten or twenty sets of mahogany carved chairs, each set of small tables are placed with exquisite refreshments, behind the chair are equipped with a beautiful little girl serving tea and water, a group of unknown aristocratic sons and brothers are sitting below is leisurely looking at the stage twisting waist dance outside the girl, they are all tall and pretty, swaying style, very eye-catching. The clothes worn by the Hu girl who led the dance were extremely small in the eyes of everyone, and the one who danced was heroic and unrestrained.
After a dance, the sons threw the silk flowers in their hands straight up to the dancing girl, and even worse, they directly threw a silver ticket and let the entourage buy a basket of silk flowers for the Hu girl.
The woman also smiled, jumped off the stage, and said generously in front of the arrogant son: "May the son have a bright future!" The blessing is long! β
The boy didn't mind the eyes of others, and directly held the face of the beautiful woman and took a sip.
I have goosebumps...... This is a woman made of water in the true sense of the word. Looking back at Feng Qi, who is known as an iceberg that has not fallen for thousands of years, his eyes have widened so much.
I can't help but sigh that beauty is really a common disease of men, and those who suffer from this disease will be difficult to understand, not thinking about tea and dinner, and ruining their families and losing their lives......
The remaining two, the little girl can't let go of it a little, but because of her identity, there are still a lot of noble boys who give her flowers. Although the other is also at the age when the flowers are blooming, as the top girl of the former Yingge Garden, she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, dance, tea and wine, and her support rate is not low, but compared with the Hu girl, there is still one less wave.
Sure enough, when the old bustard came out with a heavy makeup twisting the bucket waist, pulled the bearded girl out, and immediately announced that she was the Oiran of this year's Yingge Garden, and the audience applauded, it seems that there are many romantic ghosts who have lost under this girl's pomegranate skirt this year.
Underneath, I suddenly felt that someone was pulling the hem of my skirt, and when I looked down, it was my little Ming Mo'er.
Xiao Mo'er was noisy: "Sister and sister, I can't see it, Brother Feng Qi won't let me see it, he won't hug me." β
Ha? I glanced back at the bearded girl on the stage, quickly touched Ming Mo'er's head, and comforted, "This girl is ugly, just like the ugly little flower in our inn opposite the door, don't look at it." Let's go! β
"Feng Qi, open the way!"
My good girl, I must not let children be poisoned by beautiful women from an early age, and how can they get it when they grow up.
Yingge Garden, like that Muyantang, is located in the center of Jing'an City, and by the time we returned to my small shop after a group of people playing all the way, it was already dark. Before I arrived at the front of the room, I gently looked up and saw the two yellowish lanterns lit in front of my shop, no need to guess, it must be Wang Yan's mother next door for me, my shop is never open at night, so I often forget to light the lantern in the middle of the night, worried that I am not safe alone, she and Hei Dandan from time to time replaced to help me light a candle or two at night, so that I feel that this Southern Wei still has a little human touch, worthy of being remembered.
A burst of warmth swelled in my heart.
Just as he was smiling to himself, someone suddenly said next to him, "Ah Si, you came back too late." β
I was taken aback, but I didn't have to look back to know that it was Rong Hua, such a calm and soft voice is only available to Mr. Rong Hua, I smiled bitterly: "Please make a little noise when Mr. appears, otherwise I will be scared to death by you." β
Rong Hua smiled: "Before I see you next time, I'll beat a gong and a drum first?" β
I picked my eyes: "If that's the case, then tomorrow the two of us can go to the West Market to set up a stall, you bang the gong to attract pedestrians, I say books to earn money for the two of us, it must be a good scenery for the new life of Jing'an, and then I will write our story into a paragraph, and tell it in the Muyan Hall for a month, we will become a lot of money, extremely rich......"
"Oh? Sounds like a good idea. Rong Hua said with a smile.
I stopped talking about it, "It's so late, what's the matter with my husband coming to me?" Could it be that your mouth is hungry and you want to eat cake? I'm not open for business today. β
Rong Hua said strangely: "Are you still in the mood to joke here,"
I looked at him strangely and asked, "What's wrong with me?" β
Rong Hua took out a roll of paper from the servant Xiaodong and stretched out his hand in front of me, "The notice issued by Mu Yantang, on the third of next month, Mu Yantang will hold a special competition for the Quartet storyteller, and there will be representative lecturers from all over the Quartet, I ...... today. On this, I saw your name," he said, and held out his finger.
The third line on the paper is clear, and the black letters on the yellow paper read: "Southern Wei: Chu Ge (female)"
I was shocked, "Why didn't I know I was in the race!?" β
"And! Why is there a competition even to tell jokes, hey! β
Rong Hua smiled bitterly: "Ah Si, I knew you didn't know about this yet." β
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I am touched by the dividing line:
I found that there is a friend named "Han Qi did not chase" to give me three recommendations every day, I am really moved, very grateful, I want to work hard to write an article, bring happiness to everyone!