As the head of the male god group, he bullies other people's little brothers like this?

Li Jingtian was frightened by Cao Shulin, his mind didn't turn for more than ten seconds, and he couldn't answer. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Cao Shulin quipped: "Xiao God, with your IQ, you still want Xiaobao to call you uncle?" Xiaobao was able to answer this question when he was eight years old, and anyone else could answer it quickly. You don't believe it? Come to the beauty, please come over for a while, use the same question, and ask Xiaotian again! ”

The female assistant next to her covered her mouth and smiled, VJ faithfully recorded all this, Cao Shulin is also a real skill, this is just the beginning, and the fun begins.

The female assistant asked the same question, but Li Jingtian was still so confused, and only after a while did she try to answer: "You are my wife?" ”

Poof!

The whole room burst into laughter!

Dun Chao and Cao Xiaobao laughed crookedly on the sofa, Cao Shulin squinted his eyes, and gave a thumbs up very calmly: "Xiaotian, you are qualified, the male god team welcomes you to join!" ”

This group of male gods is not saved, there is no bottom line for madness, there is a commotion in the house, the door is opened, and another person comes in, who? Zhang Jiayi!

"Oh my God!"

"Impossible!"

"Uncle, you're here too?"

These people in the room were shocked, Zhang Jiayi? That's right, it's Zhang Jiayi!

Uncle Zhang should be the oldest one in the team, three years older than Cao Shulin, this is the killer of middle-aged and elderly women in the country, and also the lover of countless girls' dreams, almost killing women of all ages!

Zhang Jiayi clasped his hands together, kept bowing, and smiled happily: "Hello everyone, hello everyone!" Wow, sure enough, they are members of the male god group, and they all look more handsome than me! ”

After saying hello, Cao Shulin touched his head and asked the director unconfidently: "Are you sure you are not wrong today?" Zhang Jiayi, shouldn't he go to the crew of "Sister Over Flowers" next door? When he came to us, why did I feel cold and uncomfortable behind my back? ”

Zhang Jiayi hurriedly explained with a smile: "Don't worry, Lao Cao, I will never rob you of the position of head of the regiment, I don't want that position!" ”

Cao Shulin pretended to be angry and questioned in his sharp and high-pitched voice: "You don't want the position of head of the regiment?" Could it be that the director team asked you first? You don't want it to be my turn to eat leftovers? Do you despise me, or do you look down on me? ”

Zhang Jiayi told Rao: "Is there a difference? ”

"Phew!"

Cao Shulin took out all the kung fu of singing: "My son is your son's father, who am I?" Quick answer! ”

Hahaha!

Dun Chao was the first to hold back, and laughed, ruining the overall atmosphere, this terrier Lao Cao couldn't use it anymore.

The four of them finally converged and chatted: "Cao Xiaobao also went to Europe?" ”

"I'm not going, I'm my dad's substitute, Brother Yang said let me wait in the first squad."

"Then the other one is Yang An himself, what about the last sixth person?"

"Could it be Brother Hu?"

"It's also possible that Peng Yuyan, the running man is almost at the end of the first season, and it's been nearly half a year, so it's time to stop, right?"

"Who knows! I'd like Shacorgi to join, it's going to be funny if he's going to be there. ”

"Teacher Cao is already very funny, okay! By the way, Mr. Cao, I have thought of the answer to that question. ”

The last person to speak was Li Jingtian, and his frowning brows finally eased.

Cao Shulin squinted his eyes and asked Li Jingtian: "Then who am I?" ”

Li Jingtian did not suspect fraud: "You are my father." ”

Alas!

Cao Shulin replied and pointed to the sofa: "Good, sit there, don't move!" ”

Dun Chao held Li Jingtian's shoulders and smiled uncontrollably: "Why are you so stupid, you can answer whatever Lao Cao asks?" You honest child, you have been fooled again! ”

Li Jingtian came back to his senses, and he couldn't help laughing.

After a while, Yang An pushed the door in, and he was followed by a handsome guy, actor Lu Yi, who was slightly lost to Cao Shulin in the house, ranking second.

Yang An introduced: "Okay, our male god group has been established, because the people on Sister Fancy Sister's side have not yet arrived, and the press conference cannot be held for the time being, so everyone is free to move around in the afternoon, as long as they don't go out of the big theater, everyone can do whatever they want." ”

Everyone is doing their job and showing understanding.

Cao Shulin sighed: "I also said that everyone should go to Lin Yunshe to sit, drink tea, listen to cross talk or something, you have given a grounding order......

Yang An smiled: "It's not easy to say cross talk? Let Mr. Hou come, there is a small hall next door, or let's have a special session for the European mobilization meeting? ”

Cao Shulin shook his head: "Then where can I do it!" I'm going to have this spare time...... I might as well go and see who is in my sister's group! ”

Dun Chao followed: "Go together!" ”

Cao Xiaobao pulled up Li Jingtian, and then plucked Zhang Jiayi and Lu Yi: "Let's go with us!" ”

"That is, two groups started together, one is the goddess group and the other is the male god group, do you have to arrange for everyone to have a chance encounter in Europe?"

"Then you have to visit them now and build a good relationship!"

"Let's go!"

Yang An couldn't stop them, so he let them go, he smiled, didn't follow, but walked to the backstage, intending to help his wife.

In fact, there is no one in the sister group, and the fixed fourth person, Rong Feifei, is here, staying with the production team to do the coordination, and the fifth person who has not yet come is Zhou Xun.

The three people in the lounge are all big beauties, and after a few people in the male god group saw it, they all screamed in shock, Cao Shulin was even more eloquent, making the girls giggle, the atmosphere was very harmonious, the male gods were familiar, they didn't need to be invited, they sat down by themselves, and didn't leave!

"I'm coming!"

A strange man's voice came from outside the door, and a handsome guy dragging luggage came in.

Everyone turned back en masse, and the vast majority of people didn't know each other.

However, Zhang Jiayi recognized it at a glance and said in surprise: "Yang Yang? What are you doing here? ”

Yang Yang is also an actor, he has learned to dance since he was a child, he has been a literary soldier, and in recent years, he has acted in TV series and movies that are super popular, with the image of a warm man, who is only in his early 20s this year, and is an out-and-out powerful little fresh meat.

Yang Yang was stopped by Uncle Zhang, stood still, and did not dare to move his luggage at will, and stammered: "I ...... They were the ones who brought me here...... Hello everyone! ”

A room full of celebrities, and they are all first-line or quasi-first-line celebrities, all of them are familiar faces in the film and television industry and the entertainment industry, Yang Yang estimated that in addition to being a few years older than Cao Xiaobao, he was the youngest in the audience.

"The director asked you to come here?"

Cao Shulin stood up, and the king's anger was full of anger, and everyone was instantly shocked and dared not speak, and Xiao Yang Yang was even more afraid to answer.

"Which director said that? You're a big man, what are you doing in the team of Sister Tricks? ”

Cao Shulin was frightened, walked to Yang Yang's side, took one of his hands, put it in his palm and patted it gently, and said earnestly: "Young man, you are so handsome, of course you want to join our team of male gods, right?" Tell me, what else did the director let you do? ”

Yang Yang couldn't cry or laugh: "Teacher Cao, you scared me to death, my palms were sweating." ”

Cao Shulin smiled and let go, and Yang Yang said: "The director said that my profession is a porter, specializing in carrying luggage and chores for my sisters......"

Before he finished speaking, Cao Shulin pushed him out of the door, closed it with a click, locked it, and looked back at his son: "Xiaobao, the opportunity has come, are you willing to be a porter?" Such a good opportunity, you have to seize it quickly...... Strive to be able to hold my grandson next year! ”

Everyone laughed, Cao Xiaobao's face was red, his father was too good, Chen Yihan and Zhang Junning were 14 years older than him, this is a generational difference, it's too much worse, okay!

In the end, Yang Yang was put in, and everyone sighed that he was lucky, and that being good-looking was an advantage, and he even thought of the profession of picker, did he have to be a little fresh meat to pick? Dun Chao is also very powerful, okay, he also wants to defect to the side of "Sister Over Flowers", as the second porter, or as a substitute!

It was almost four o'clock, Yang An and Rong Feifei arrived together and personally invited everyone to the press conference.

The venue has been arranged here, the broadcast platform is Blue Ocean Satellite TV, and both programs are on Blue Ocean Satellite TV, this is an opportunity for Yao Ning to snatch it from Yang An after fighting his life, and Xiong Hao of Zixiang Satellite TV was so angry that he couldn't eat or sleep well for several days, and he sulked for more than a month.

The media also came to more than 20 elite newspapers, the Internet and television, three-dimensional publicity, and strive to maximize the influence.

"Let's invite our trick sisters to enter!" The host Song Xiaomei smiled and applauded.

Four dressed beauties in costume came out in turn, Sun Li's nobility, Rong Feifei's gentleness, Chen Yihan's funny, Zhang Junning's temperament, the beauties almost dazzled the audience, and the simple catwalk made reporters and friends cheer, and the flashing lights didn't stop.

"Here's the sisters' porters!"

Yang Yang also wore a handsome little dress and made a few handsome poss, which caused cheers from many female fans, and the four sisters also applauded together.

After Song Xiaomei talked with the team, she introduced the members of the men's group, five handsome guys and a particularly handsome guy appeared in turn, all wearing traditional robes from the ancient Roman era!

Yang An was the first to appear, and the costume caused everyone to laugh, so forget it.

Cao Shulin was the last to appear, almost laughing at the reporters holding the camera, the camera almost fell to the ground, Cao Shulin's dress was too maverick, causing countless laughter on the scene!

In short, after the introduction of the men's and women's groups, the press conference was over, and everyone returned to their own group's lounge.

Before the men's group could catch their breath, Director Zhang came out: "The following task is released, this is a trip that says go, please get in the car and rush to the airport, let's set off at this time, just dress up and go to Europe!" ”

The whole group was dumbfounded!

What kind of travel variety show is this?

It's obviously an overseas version of Running Man, isn't it good!

Cao Shulin said everyone's voice quietly: "PD is an enemy, and the production team is too cheating!" ”

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ps: I may not write too much about these two shows, on the one hand, Yang An only plays a leading role, on the other hand, I am used to eating big fish and meat, and then gnawing on these green vegetables and radishes, I really can't be interested. In the Boys Over Flowers, bungee jumping, skydiving, pool battles, kayak racing, these games have been written in the Running Man dungeon......

"Only here" plus 1/2 (to be continued.) )