Chapter 007: A Little Taoist in Sunglasses
Chapter 007 The Little Taoist in Sunglasses
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The difference between the parallel world and the original world does exist, and it is not small. But it doesn't change anything. The reason why Liu Mang came to this world is because of the greatest and most sacred mission. He wants to save the whole world, save 7 billion people!
That's 7 billion human beings! Even if it is 7 billion ants, it will take a long time to run over them one by one, let alone 7 billion humans?! Well, he thought badly, not such a metaphor.
Although he still didn't know why the original world needed to be saved, this did not affect his enthusiasm and enthusiasm in the slightest. Nothing is more exhilarating than saving the world. He must accomplish this task in accordance with the law. In the future, his name will surpass Allah, Jesus, and Rulai, and become a world-famous superhero and great savior!
Fantasy is beautiful, but reality is always distressing.
Because of the place of landing, he landed in someone's bathroom, and the little girl was taking a shower.
He has left a very, very bad impression in the minds of other little girls. Although he was completely black and in tattered clothes at the time, he was very different from his current appearance. But he believed that if they met again, the little girl might be able to recognize him. When the time comes, even if he strenuously denies it, nothing will change.
In this case, it is really a big problem to deceive other people's little girls!
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it's late at night.
Liu Yifei hid in his mother's arms and changed many positions, but he never fell asleep.
The image of a mysterious man breaking into the bathroom kept flashing through her mind, and the whole thing was strange.
No one knows how the ragged madman appeared, and the community's surveillance footage could not find any trace of the man's movements. It's as if the other party has fallen from the sky. This is simply outrageous!
Because I had to take a bath, the door was locked at home. Neither Liu's mother nor Liu Yifei heard the sound of the door opening after that. Ruling out the possibility of falling from the sky, it is likely that the gangsters have long been hiding in a corner of their home!
This assumption is terrible. If the time of the gangster's action was late at night after the mother and daughter fell asleep, instead of noon today, then I am afraid that the gangster would have succeeded! Why did that madman hide in his house? Is it for wealth, or for sex? Either way, it will be deeply hurt and hit this single-parent family!
The whole thing went through in less than a minute, but in less than a minute, it brought unprecedented humiliation and harm to Liu Yifei, a young girl in the flower season. Her pure jade body was actually seen by a madman!
This will be the biggest stain on her life, and I am afraid that she will not be able to wash it away for the rest of her life. The more she thought about it, the more disgusting she felt, but she still couldn't stop thinking about it. Exhausted and in a trance, it is exactly her portrayal at this time.
Liu's mother's eyes were red and swollen, and her face was haggard. Her daughter's misfortune left her blaming herself. From childhood to adulthood, Liu Yifei has been her pride, but her pride would encounter such a thing that people and gods are angry about!
Mother Liu gently wiped away the tears from the corners of her daughter's eyes, and comforted softly: "Don't think about it, it's all in the past." Mom promises that something like this will never happen again! ”
Liu Yifei hummed softly, but did not speak.
Liu's mother said again: "Tomorrow the crew will not go to the audition." Mom accompanies you to have a good rest at home. ”
"But didn't you say that role was a good fit for me?" Liu Yifei said.
"With your current state of mind, it's really not suitable to film anymore. You're still young, and there's a chance. Mom will definitely find you more suitable roles. What you need most now is to rest and adjust. Qianqian, promised her mother, and forgot about today's incident. Liu's mother said.
How can such a thing be forgotten? Liu Yifei asked worriedly: "Mom, is there any news from the Public Security Bureau?" ”
"Not yet. Still, I'm sure that bastard will be caught! Liu's mother said affirmatively.
In any case, the mother and daughter would not have thought that the bastard in their mouth not only did not get caught, but was lying comfortably on the big bed of 208 downstairs in their house, snoring gracefully.
Early the next morning, Liu's mother carefully prepared breakfast for her daughter.
After getting up, Liu Yifei was listless, and he didn't sleep well last night. She dreamed of the madman who claimed to be a hooligan, and the other party greeted her very arrogantly and insulted her. She fought the madman for a long time before she finally won the other party.
This is also one of the reasons why Liu Yifei mustered up the courage to get up.
As the so-called Skynet is restored but not leaked, this little girl believes that the madman will never escape the punishment of the law!
"Qianqian, we won't go out all day today, mom will accompany you to rest at home." Liu's mother said with a smile.
Liu Yifei shook his head and said, "Mom, let's go audition." I'm fine! ”
The audition time was about 10 o'clock in the morning, and because it was relatively close to the location of the audition, the mother and daughter set off at 9 o'clock.
Before leaving, Liu's mother deliberately checked each room, for fear that someone who didn't know the origin would suddenly come out. But apparently, she was overthinking. Liu Mang's fall from the sky is a small probability event after all, even if a similar incident really happens, it is impossible to coincidentally reappear in her house.
As soon as the two walked out of the community, they saw a few people surrounding not far in front of them. Everyone is watching the Taoist fortune teller who is setting up a stall.
"Mom, aren't fortune tellers usually on flyovers? How come there are still people setting up stalls here? Liu Yifei asked curiously.
"Who knows!" Mother Liu deliberately glanced at it twice. The fortune teller who set up the stall was actually a young man, wearing sunglasses, a beard, wearing a brand-new robe, holding the dust in his left hand, and pinch the gesture with his right hand, pretending to be very funny.
"Let's go," Liu's mother took her daughter's hand and was about to move forward.
Liu Yifei stared at the little Taoist priest carefully for a long time, and suddenly felt a thrill all over her body, she pulled Liu's mother and whispered: "Mom, do you think this Taoist priest is a little familiar?" ”
After hearing this, Liu's mother couldn't help but look at this Taoist priest again. Sure enough, there was a sense of déjà vu. But where she had seen it, she couldn't remember anyway.
"Maybe I'm thinking too much." Liu Yifei shook his head.
At this moment, I saw the little Taoist priest who told the hexagram shook off the dust, and said in a straight voice: "Donor, you don't agree." ”
The fat girl crouching across from him was taken aback, "Wouldn't you, master?" ”
"It's Master Liu. You belong to the chicken, he belongs to the dog, you are a chicken flying and the dog is jumping, and the chicken and the dog are restless! The little Taoist priest who claimed to be Master Liu said calmly.
"We've been together for more than three years, and we've been in love for two hours every day."
"Now those who talk about love for two hours every day are either college students or online dating."
"Master Liu, you are really a god! My husband is a rich second generation, and his family's assets are tens of millions! The fat girl's face was full of pride.
"How could he take a fancy to you?" Master Liu was amazed.
"Am I not pretty? He said I was pretty. And give me a thousand roses every day! Believe it or not, Master! As she spoke, the fat girl took out her mobile phone, rummaged for a while, and then handed the mobile phone to Master Liu.
Master Liu looked at it, and then suddenly said: "It's a photo!" ”
A few people next to him immediately covered their mouths and laughed, and Liu's mother and daughter probably came up because they were curious, or because they were funny.
"Did you send anything else?" Master Liu asked.
"No," said the fat girl, "he has cut off relations with his family in order to be with me, and now I give him thousands of dollars a month for living expenses, and for more than three years, I have given him more than 200,000 yuan!" ”
"What does your husband do for a living?"
"Singing."
"Do you take drugs?"
"Suck ...... Right? ”
"Let him not smoke in Chaoyang District, be careful of being reported by the masses there." Master Liu's kind reminder.
The fat girl nodded puzzled.
Master Liu asked again, "How many times have you met?" ”
"We haven't met yet! We are pure. The fat girl bowed her head shyly.
Master Liu exhaled heavily and asked directly, "You have a problem with your IQ, right?" ”
"My IQ is a bit low, but my EQ is high! Don't believe me, you test me in your debut question? "The fat girl is eager to try.
Master Liu came up with the exam question: "Who is the leader of Taiwan?" Ma Yingliu? Ma Yingqi? Ma Yingba? Mr ma? ”
The fat girl pondered for a long time, and then said, "Master, can you give me some hints?" ”
"The numbers in the name are big and complete."
"Give me a little more hint."
"The number is pronounced 6 upside down."
The fat girl thought about it for a long time, and finally waved her hand, "No, no, no, this question is too complicated, master, you can make my debut easier." It's best to have livestock in your name, I'm from the countryside, and I'm familiar with livestock. ”
Master Liu closed his eyes and asked the second question: "Who is the president of the United States?" Oba dogs? Oba chicken? Oba ma? Oba donkey? ”
The girl pondered for a long time, still at a loss, and finally she asked, "Master, can I ask for help from the sidelines?" ”
With a snort, Liu Yifei and Liu's mother laughed. The people next to him laughed too.
The movement here attracted more and more people, and the fortune-telling stall was soon surrounded by water. There is actually a big man among them. The big man was followed by six black-clad bodyguards.
Master Liu didn't seem to see it, he shook off the dust and said, "Yes." ”
The fat girl pulled up the contact from her phone, then selected the contact named "husband" and called it. The call was quickly connected. The fat girl repeated the question to the other party.
This question also seems to stump the other party. There was silence on the phone for a long time before a voice came: "It's definitely not Oba Dog and Oba Donkey, these two names are too ugly." The remaining two, Oba Chicken and Oba Ma, read it backwards,...... Well, why don't you choose Oba MA! ”
The fat girl hung up the phone and said confidently: "Master, I choose Oba Ma!" ”