Chapter Seventy-Three: A Boring Farce

Thirteen days to go until the countdown to the New Year -

The consequence of all kinds of strange people living together is that the whole house is in danger of being overturned at all times.

Luo Cha, Wang Yu, Zhuang Xiaoxiao, plus Liu Zhuang, the four of them just got together to play a leaf play handed down by a game merchant, similar to mahjong on the earth, but the carrier is a plant leaf called "Tie Xiang Ye", which is as hard as iron, and the craftsman engraves the pattern of the leaf play on it.

There is a story about leaf play, and there is also an inspirational story of the royal family.

This kind of thing used to be very popular in the royal family, but as a result, there was a generation of emperors who were in a state of absence, and then, when a new emperor succeeded to the throne, decided to change the past, resolutely not to be a second faint monarch, and regarded the leaf opera as a game of "poor people", and it was expressly forbidden not to appear among the royal relatives and nobles.

As a result, the pauper's leaf play game was reduced to the folk-

The folk "City of the Wicked", there is a noisy four-person group, and from now on, Ye Zi Opera will become a red face and a disaster level again-

The so-called, card competition, as long as you put on the word "competition", in Tang Xiaojiu's eyes, you can't tell that you win and I win, so what's the meaning? !

It's boring here, birds don't want to come to this ghost place to lay eggs, and a small leaf play can also make bored people throw in 100% enthusiasm and passion!

Zhuang Xiaoxiao's card skills are really not very good, and the cards are not good, so whenever her upper home, Luo Cha, a sinister and cunning human being, plays a card, she always holds her head and looks at her next home, Liu Zhuangzi, who is loyal and honest......

"Ahem!" At this time, Zhuang Xiaoxiao's small actions are always watched by everyone, and it is always Luo Cha, the scumbag uncle who does not pity the jade, to remind her loudly! Luo Cha glared at her fiercely, you are stupid when we are! Still peeking and peeking!

Zhuang Xiaoxiao relented a little, calmly touched the cards, compared, and then played the cards.

Liu Zhuang was very honest and played his cards in a decent manner, and then, Luo Cha shouted directly, "Touch!" He grinned at the other three, especially Zhuang Xiaoxiao, and specially patted her on the shoulder to show encouragement!

Encourage your face! This is obviously showing superiority! Show show show! I wish you can only touch it and can't Hu !! Debt !!

A little woman with bad card skills could only look at him with white eyes.

Wang Yu rolled his eyes, didn't he want to play? Is it you boring humans who pull him in?! If you have this time, you might as well practice hard, can you!!

"I'm!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao spread out the cards in front of him and yelled! "Hahaha, you lost! Hurry up and lean over and slap my aunt and grandma! ”

As a conspirator, Luo Cha was not in a hurry, he calmly showdowned, "Zhuang Xiaoxiao, what is in your sleeve?" ”

"Nothing!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao, who was found to be so bad that the old brand's brand was so bad that it was a certain number, stood up directly and stepped on the chair with one foot......

β€”β€”excuseme? You seem to be the third princess of Yan Kingdom! Where did you learn this ruffian posture!

"I don't have your head! Do you dare to hide that boxy thing in your sleeve a little better! You don't have to panic if it's so hard! ”

"Fuck off! Auntie, I'm so smart, okay! Look there's something in my sleeve! You're blind! Idiot! She flicked her sleeves and threw the incriminating evidence directly into the pond behind her, making a splash!

Luo Cha, who was underestimated in IQ and observation, was angry, and he also imitated Zhuang Xiaoxiao's ruffian, even more exaggerated, and put his feet high on the table, "You dare to question my IQ!" Silly girl! You're so blind to me! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu tore you apart! ”

- Roaring at a little girl, tearing up, you're embarrassed, Uncle Scum~

However, his actions are too exaggerated, stretching his legs and directly kicking over Wang Yu's stacked cards, it doesn't matter if he kicks over, as mentioned earlier, the carrier of leaf play, Tie Xiangye, is a kind of hard as iron, rolling down from the table and smashing into Wang Yu's thighs, wow, that effect, think about the feeling of being smashed by stones when you walk on the road!

- Damn! Playing cards pulls people up, and at this time it accidentally hurts the innocent! Check if you have itchy skin and want me to scratch it for you!

Wang Yu jumped up in an instant, his face was gloomy as if he wanted to kill, "Luocha, do you want to die!" It's really like Lao Tzu has lost his temper, right? ”

"Get out! I don't have time to talk nonsense with you! Don't you see that Lao Tzu is busy? ”

"Okay, tear it! The old lady is still afraid that you will not succeed! Don't think that if you are in the Jindan period, you are great, don't you still have a woman's physique! The old lady has Tang children to help me! Don kids! Hurry out! My mother was bullied! If you don't come out again, you can only see the corpse of your dear Sister Xiaoxiao! ”

Tang Xiaojiu is trying his best to devour the spirit worms on the seal, but unfortunately his ears are too good and it is also a very annoying thing, for example, Zhuang Xiaoxiao shouted outside the room, listening to it in her ears is equivalent to the effect of roaring directly in her ears, deafening!

Full of black lines, what the hell are these people doing?!

Wang Yu, who was ignored, was furious, and picked up Luo Cha's collar, with a fierce expression, "Luo Cha!" Have you listened to me? ”

Luo Cha picked up a card on the table and buckled it on Wang Yu's forehead, Wang Yu was caught off guard and screamed, "Ah! Luo Cha calmed his face, "Ah, I heard it now!" ”

"Ahhh

"Wang Yu, you have tofu in your brain, the word 'Wang' is still 'Wang'!"

Wang Yu almost choked to death from his own saliva, he swore that he must have opened it in the wrong way! He picked up the cards on the table and threw them at Luozha, "Call you cheap!" Tell you to smash me! Tell you to waste my time! ”

The pain that Ye Zixi threw on his body was so sour and tsk......

"Wang Yu! Hurry up and stop me! Feed! Stop, idiot! ”

If he just stops, Wang Yu will not be the executioner who slaughtered half of the lives of other people! In short, Wang Yu is not ready to kill you, you have really burned high incense for several lifetimes, Amitabha!

"Hey, that's fun!" Akari has a playful mentality, but in fact, he turns over the account and takes revenge! New account: I was arrested by Luo Cha today, old account: Let you expose my scars! Please happily accept the devastation of the leaf play, Uncle scum!

Zhuang Xiaoxiao grabbed the leaf play on the table and smashed it on Luo Cha's body with joy!

"Zhuang Xiaoxiao!" Luo Cha roared, "You're dead!" ”

This is the beginning of the counterattack and the group offensive -

Tang Xiaojiu opened the door with a gloomy face and walked to Liu Zhuang, the only one who was watching the two-on-one battle with his chest in his arms.

"Uncle Da Dunzi, what are they doing? Did the nerves twitch? Or was it last night when you wanted to make up for it during the day? ”

"......" For the blackened Tang child, Liu Zhuang said that he accepted incompetence, child! Why do you want to feed rice like this!

"Maybe I think I've been too idle lately......" Liu Zhuang sighed secretly, there was always a feeling that the wind and rain were coming, when had Ice Plain City been so quiet?

"Okay, don't worry about these three neuropaths, what about Fanyin and Panyu?"

"They went to the polar forest, went on a field trip, and found the location of the heart of the dragon god, so that it was easy to break the seal and enter."

"Why didn't I take you there?" Liu Zhuang is wondering, since Fan Yin came out, he has been following Tang Xiaojiu all day long, or he is taking Tang Xiaojiu with him, why is Tang Xiaojiu alone today.

"Why did you take me?"

asked as a matter of course, and choked Liu Zhuang.

"Bang-" A leaf play card slipped from Liu Zhuang's head and fell into his palm, and the world fell silent-

"You guys! Kneel down for me to reflect! ”

Uncle Da Dunzi, you are mighty! Sure enough, the murderous name of the Elder of the Pearline Mountain Law Enforcement Pavilion will live forever and be immortal!

The power of Jindan in the later stage, these three people can't resist it!

Luo Cha and Wang Yu were okay, glaring at each other and kneeling, even kneeling was faster and better than who knelt on the ground......

Zhuang Xiaoxiao is pitiful, what a weak princess, with tears in her eyes, "Child, save your sister!" ”

Tang Xiaojiu rolled his eyes, "Ask for more blessings...... I'm going to cultivate......"

Zhuang Xiaoxiao, who was ruthlessly abandoned, shook her handkerchief fiercely and knelt down reluctantly......

Bang dun dun bang! Curse that you can't get a wife, huh!!