Chapter 326: Qiu Yun's grievances
"I don't care!" Shuai Xiaobing felt relaxed instead, and hugged his arms tighter, "Anyway, I think that after we get married, I will be the happiest." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info because other couples may have different dreams in the same bed, but we are different, I know that you will definitely be good to me, and you know that I will definitely be good to you...... Hey, when do you think we're going to have a baby? I see that the baby is really cute when I see people who are just three months old! Why don't we have one out to play? Our mom can't wait for it! ”
"Playing?" Lin Xuefei rolled her eyes, "Isn't it you who has a big belly?" After ten months of co-authoring, it hurts so much that you don't come back to life, aren't you? Still having fun! I didn't make you a toy! We don't drink much these days, huh? I'm going to have to drink for a while! Don't even think about pregnancy for the time being, although you don't have to quit drinking all year like others, at least for a month or two, right? ”
"Uh...... That's right, safety first! Shuai Xiaobing agreed.
"In a few months, you can play with Xiao Yun!" Lin Xuefei said with bad intentions, "Anyway, Xiao Yun won't refuse, I have the ability to play with your big and small ones." ”
"Huh?"
"I'm joking, don't take it seriously......"
"Seriously, why not be serious!" Suddenly, a voice came, and the two turned around at the same time, and found that on the balcony on the other side, Qiu Yun was looking at them with a smile, "Feifei, you have to think like this, a month, you have seven days off, and I will go up; I rest for seven days, you up; It's been fourteen days, and there are still sixteen days, you're on the left and I'm on the right, and it's not over? ”
"Just tease!" Lin Xuefei was unceremoniously, "Don't you think the little soldier died fast enough?" What do we have to do with it, your little joke has long been useless! Sneaky, you can still do those out-of-the-ordinary things in the bright light, you can't do it! Go back to the room and have a baby, don't freeze my godson! ”
Qiu Yun's eyes rolled, she shook her lips and turned back to the room. After a few moments, the doorbell rang. Shuai Xiaobing and Lin Xuefei glanced at each other, both smiled helplessly, and turned back to the room at the same time. opened the door and found that Qiu Yun was also standing at the door wrapped in a nightgown. "I've decided, tonight, I'll do the left, Fifi right." Qiu Yun said seriously.
"This ...... Forget it......" Shuai Xiaobing said a little weakly.
Qiu Yun's eyes were horizontal: "Aren't we still small?" ”
"Forehead ......"
Qiu Yun didn't wait for Shuai Xiaobing to answer, squeezed directly into the room, slammed his back against the door, closed the door, and then tied the anti-theft chain sideways. After all this was done, he looked at Shuai Xiaobing and Lin Xuefei with straight eyes: "I know that Su Chengyu's attitude towards me is a little wrong today, but I just don't want you to misunderstand...... I didn't really know him before, I wouldn't have any feelings for him, and with his background, I wouldn't have anything to do with him. I just thought that after my virtual husband 'died', it would be nice for us to be together. At that time, my parents are retired, come here to live with me, you live in the front building, we all go to work together every day, chat together, go out shopping and eat together; The two families can visit the door every day, and Aunt Gao and my parents can make up a deck of cards to fight the landlord! How wonderful! ”
"These ...... We all know that. Shuai Xiaobing said embarrassedly.
"You still don't understand!" Qiu Yun's eyes turned red, and two tears rolled down her cheeks, "I'll go back and call Su Chengyu now and refuse his invitation!" With that, he turned around and ripped off the anti-theft chain, opened the door and walked out.
Shuai Xiaobing and Lin Xuefei were stunned at the same time, and they were stunned at the door for a while.
"What's the situation?" Shuai Xiaobing said, "Why are you so excited?" It shouldn't be like this......"
"Could it be that you think ...... The two of us have a misunderstanding of her, and think that this is a kind of ...... that is not understood," Lin Xuefei said, "It may be...... She feels like she's lost a lot and doesn't want to lose us again? ”
Shuai Xiaobing calmed down, thought about it carefully, and then nodded: "Makes sense." ”
"So what are you waiting for? Explain it clearly! Lin Xuefei pushed the handsome soldier.
"Let's go together!" Shuai Xiaobing replied.
Lin Xuefei thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Let's go!" The two of them went out together. Qiu Yun was next door, and when the two arrived at the door, they found that Qiu Yun had not closed the door. Seeing the gap in the door, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief: Xiao Yun lost her temper and lost her temper, but she still knew how to be measured, and she would stop if she was playful, and she would not do things perfectly.
He knocked politely on the door first, and then Shuai Xiaobing pushed the door open. The two walked in and found Qiu Yun sitting at the head of the bed with a quilt and glaring at the two. When the two approached, they deliberately turned their heads like children.
"Xiao Yun, I think you misunderstood what we said...... Lin Xuefei squeezed down beside Qiu Yun very enthusiastically, "We said there was something wrong between you and Su Chengyu......
Qiu Yun still didn't look over: "I don't even want my own face, I stick it on the two of you in vain, and you still say that...... Think I'm a light bulb? Not waiting to see you anymore? ”
"Forehead......" Shuai Xiaobing hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiaoyun, we are both small, how can I not wait to see you?" ”
Lin Xuefei glanced at Shuai Xiaobing, leaned her face to Qiu Yun's head, bit Qiu Yun's ear and said, "Xiaoyun, I liked you when I was a man, I am a woman now, I still like you." Anyway, I'm not a man anymore, so I can't ask you to treat me with 'three obedience and four virtues', he doesn't rare you, I'm rare, let's ignore him! ”
Qiu Yun's cheeks flushed slightly, his tone slowed down a little, and he glared at Shuai Xiaobing and said, "This guy is embarrassed to say that he is my hair small!" ”
"He has a heavy burden......," Lin Xuefei said.
"I'm no problem feeding you two now, who wants him to feed me!" Qiu Yun rolled her eyes directly, "I'm not happy when I see men now, it's all about the lack of virtue that can't manage my pants/crotch!" It's better if you two are men and not men, and women are not women......"
Lin Xuefei was not calm immediately: "'Men are not men, women are not women'...... The impact surface seems to be a bit wide, right? ”
"Can't talk about it?" Qiu Yun didn't have a good airway.
"Okay, okay, you go on!" Lin Xuefei said helplessly.
"What else is there to say? I know I have a 'black history', but I don't steal, I don't rob, I don't cheat, I don't take the initiative to hook up, it's all those men who flattered me by themselves! Qiu Yun said, "I only want money and don't want to 'turn positive', I don't bully people, and I never deceive the feelings of ordinary people, and now I simply decide to fight a female bachelor for the rest of my life, who did I offend me?" What the hell...... Look at those women, yes, they don't open their mouths and close their mouths to talk about money, but they are young and live with you today, fall in love with him tomorrow, come out to work for five or six years, the male partner has changed seven or eight, and the city's hotels can automatically connect to wifi! I slept in vain by seven or eight men for five or six years! It's not as good as me! It is true love to coax them into bed without recharging, being coaxed into bed by men and sleeping for nothing for a few years and being dumped and replaced at home, I am clever and don't let myself suffer, so I become a 'meat seller'? ”
Lin Xuefei and Shuai Xiaobing glanced at each other, and finally understood Qiu Yun's purpose, it turned out that she was holding her stomach and looking for a chance to go crazy!
Sure enough, Qiu Yun continued: "There must be something wrong with that Su Chengyu!" If he finds out my current situation through my pen name, he will definitely be able to find out all my previous affairs, and based on this one, he will definitely not look at me with normal eyes! Look at the way he looks at me today, it's completely different when he looks at me than when he looks at Fei Fei! Although there is no such look, it must be a cover-up! Right! In disguise! Otherwise, there is no other possibility! ”
"Alright, alright! We know you've been wronged! Lin Xuefei said with relief, "Don't be angry! When you are angry, the baby in your belly will also be angry, and then you mother and son will sulk in the room together......"
Qiu Yun puffed up and said, "Boys and girls don't know yet!" ”
"After the Spring Festival, we will almost do color ultrasound, and when the time comes, you can ask an acquaintance to say hello and reveal it first, anyway, we don't mind men and women. Just be born safely. Lin Xuefei said.
When Qiu Yun heard this, she couldn't help but stroke her bulging belly: "The most intimate thing in the world is my child." ”
"Okay, I'll go back to sleep first," Lin Xuefei thought for a while, "Xiaobing will stay with you!" ”
"Really? Are you willing? A strange look flashed in Qiu Yun's eyes.
Lin Xuefei lowered her voice and bit the root of Qiu Yun's ear and said, "I can't bear the condoms I bought." I said that you are too extravagant, and you use an electric husband to put on a condom, two or three a day...... The set I bought is eight dollars a set, and you use up two chicken leg burgers a day! I haven't used the creeps a few times, okay......"
Qiu Yun's face was immediately ripe, and she was silent.
Lin Xuefei continued: "Anyway, you are also my former goddess, and I have been obsessed with you many times in private!" It's cheap for me today! I didn't go into battle myself, but I feel comfortable thinking about it......"
"Wow, you're so bad, you've been ...... before" Qiu Yun was much calmer, "Left hand or right hand?" ”
Lin Xuefei said disdainfully: "I saw you all wearing clothes before, you have to do it, there are a lot of films on my computer." Come on! I've thought about it for a long time, let's continue to develop like this, you and Xiaobing are sooner or later, I don't believe in the statement of male girlfriends and confidants, **** is ****, and you two are small ...... These days, he 'wants' every day, his physical fitness is too good, he has to go out for forty minutes at a time, I really can't stand it, and my legs are weak when I do squats in the afternoon! It's a rare opportunity to go to bed early! Besides, I don't want our boat to capsize, if you don't mind, I won't mind. ”
Of course Qiu Yun doesn't mind, she doesn't mind when the three of them come together, and it's not like she hasn't tried it with her "ex-boyfriends".