CH.96 Explain it
After parting with Juniper Zi, who I had pushed out to represent the Southern Wei Dynasty on a night tour in the viewing courtyard, I took Mingzhi to tiptoe around a crowd of noisy guests and return to my room.
People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and with the behind-the-scenes accomplice of alcohol, followed by a group of people who have drunk too much and shouting about the so-called "people who like me", like "dog legs", they are holding their wine glasses high and yelling, "Arrest Chu Ge for us, you still have a glass of wine to drink!" ”
There were also people shouting for me to go back and go around again......
Turn your sister.
Drink your sister.
I pushed open the door and slammed in.
"Hey...... These people are ...... today."
Just about to rush to the couch to rest happily......
Hey, why is there someone on the couch in the hall of this room?!
- Two more?
My footsteps stopped the moment I rushed to the couch, didn't I, did I enter the wrong room?!
I walked out the door to look at the house number, and just happened to bump into Mingzhi, who was walking carelessly.
Hey? The room number is correct, huh?
Looking back, Helian Changfeng and Shen Congxuan occupied the position on the left and right sides of the small couch, and they should have appeared in the scenic courtyard far away from here, and the two who were supposed to "raise a glass to many people" with a bunch of drunkards smiled at each other the moment I pushed the door open, and then looked at me with a comfortable face, like two shrewd old foxes.
I feel like I've become that special roast chicken of Rongde Kee.
I said in pieces, "Doom...... I probably ...... It looks like I'm going to the wrong door...... Bar"
While the two of them haven't started fighting yet, hurry up and slip away! Immediately turned around, smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and slipped away......
"Xiao Chuchu, where are you going now?" A lazy voice sounded behind me, sending chills down my spine. "Leave your brother in Beizhou alone?"
Goosebumps rose layer after layer, Xiao Chuchu......
On the side, Shen Congxuan took a sip of the wine glass and tasted the wine, "I still bother the second prince to make his words clearer, my brother and my brother will be confused, and some people will be angry if they read it wrong." ”
Helian Changfeng seemed to have returned to the previous Uncle Lianfeng, and used his invincible coquettish skills for ten thousand years: "Yo, Your Majesty, the two of us were talking well just now, but now how can we say that it has changed?" ”
Shen Congxuan turned his head to look at Helian Changfeng, who was flooded with peach blossoms, "Brother Feng, do you want to add another subword in the middle in front of this title of yours?" ”
……
Helian Changfeng was about to rush over and hug me, "Xiao Chuchu, your majesty wants to bully me, be happy, hug me!" ”
Shen Congxuan and I said in unison, "Get out!" ”
Helian Changfeng, with the pitiful appearance of "the whole world dislikes me", curled up and sobbed faintly on the side, crying and mourning while sobbing.
"It's really a family that doesn't enter the door, and finally people have done you a favor, and they even told me to get out if they won, how far away is this Southern Wei from Northern Zhou, how can I get out of the house~"
I have a headache, one unmanageable Helian Changfeng is enough to make me want to hang myself, and now one is not enough for two.
One is a crazy horse, the other is a bodhisattva.
I can't mess with it.
Helian Changfeng was making noise on one side, but Shen Congxuan ignored it at all, and pretended to squint his pot of wine.
I yelled: "Hey, the royal things are expensive, Helian Changfeng, you have to pay for the collapse of this little couch, don't rely on me." ”
After hearing this, the guy shook more vigorously on the couch, completely ignoring the other emperor sitting next to him who could directly drag him out and assassinate him on the charge of "damaging public property".
I thought about it for a while, and then I hurriedly turned around, and before I could lift my feet, a voice sounded.
"Mr. Chu is so tired that he can't rest well, do you still want to wait to go out and be drunk?" Shen Congxuan didn't open his eyes, just leaned on the small couch.
"I didn't ...... That's not what I meant......" I turned my head and looked at him. "Not going anywhere, not going anywhere."
"Oh?" He opened his eyes, the fox's eyes were shining, and I was excited, "Then Mr. Chu has to explain what he meant just now." ”
What the?
Let me explain what?
Besides, this Emperor is angry?
I hurriedly smiled flatteringly and said, "It's just that I got lost and suddenly entered this room, I, I won't bother you and the prince of the North Tuesday to talk about the old days." We'll talk about that later, ha, later. ”
A smile appeared on the corner of Shen Congxuan's mouth: "Don't bother, we've finished chatting, and we're waiting for you to talk together." ”
Khan, this smile feels like a precursor to anger......
"Wait, wait for me? Don't, don't wait...... Go ahead...... National events, trivial matters, mountains, forests, grasses, pigsty thatched houses, you can all talk about it slowly. ”
On the other side, Helian Changfeng, who had been forgotten for a long time, turned over and pulled me over, and I had to yell at the door: "Mingzhi will take care of the door for me!" ”
Helian Changfeng grabbed the corner of my clothes, no matter how I broke free, I couldn't shake off his claws, he smiled and shook the corners of my clothes from side to side, showing off to Shen Congxuan: "Xiao Ge'er said that I recognize my sister, how can you not believe me, Your Majesty, you see, my sincerity to your Southern Wei is comparable to the full moon outside the door!" White transparency! As he spoke, he pointed his other hand out the door.
Shen Congxuan was very disdainful, "You are talking about sincerity, where is the red?" Have you eaten it? The moon outside the door is white......"
"Huh? Oh, it's not me, I was eaten by Xiao Ge'er. ”
I hurriedly waved my hand to show what you two are doing now, I am confused, and it is none of my business at all......
I hurriedly raised my hand, "Your Majesty, I swear with my life to the God of Wealth and the Lord of the Stove of the Four Kingdoms!" I don't know anything about this Helian Chang air-drying, by the way, the clothes were also picked up by him, he changed them, and he admitted his sister by himself, I didn't say anything! The jade pendant was also shoehorned into me by him! ”
I hurriedly pulled the sleeve of the neurotic uncle, and said secretly in his ear: "Be careful that you live or die, chickens and eggs are beaten, neither of you can get out of this door alive!" ”
Helian Changfeng hurriedly followed my words, rattle nodded like a rattle, I thought he understood what I was talking about, only to hear him explain to His Majesty the Emperor who was sitting in front of him: "Yes, yes, I picked up Xiao Ge'er's clothes, I changed them, I originally wanted to recognize Mrs., Xiao Ge'er didn't allow it, so I recognized a sister, and I didn't do anything, so I met a few times in the middle of the night, and she washed her hands and made soup for me a few times." I also gave her a son, oh yes, I hugged her last time, and it wasn't all my ...... that I pounced......
The sky is falling apart!
I had a worse headache, a sore temple, and I knew that a dog couldn't get ivory out of his mouth!
I hurriedly covered my face with my hands, and saw through my fingers that Shen Congxuan's face turned green when he heard this......
He gritted his teeth and silently repeated, "You picked it up...... The ...... you cuddle"
This bear child, forget it, let's solve them one by one first!
Before Shen Congxuan got angry, I was busy pulling Helian Changfeng's clothes and yelling, "Mingzhi open the door for me!" A whirlwind threw him out, not very technical, and only tripped him a few times. Helian Changfeng is obviously a martial arts person, and he deliberately "snapped" on the steps, pretending to be a turtle with his feet facing the sky, I ignored him and yelled "The people of Southern Wei are bullying people~" Hurriedly asked Mingzhi to lock him out of the door, and told him not to let this neurotic come in again.
Close the door!
I finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and forgot that there was still a Bodhisattva sitting here.
Helian Changfeng slapped the door panel vigorously outside: "Little Ge'er! Open the door! The two of you are going to fight in there! ”
“…… Open the door! Bong Qi is here! Bong Qi...... Bong Qi...... Don't drag me! Bong Qi...... You can't touch me! ”
"Little Ge'er, you will take revenge! You can't get married with such a temper! He was furious.
The threat of the older generation is often used: "You can't get married like this." "It's useless for me who has been through a lot of battles, if I can't get married, I can't get married, and I can buy more food with one less expense. The most useful sentence now would be, "You can't make a fortune like this." It's terrible to think about, and I've worked hard all day. Maybe Helian Changfeng shouted outside the door, "Your shop will go out of business" and I opened the door for him, but he didn't have the brain.
"Hehehehehe" I could only smile awkwardly at His Majesty the Emperor.
After thinking for a while, he smiled and said, "Ah Xuan...... That, listen to me......"
Before I finished listening, Shen Congxuan beckoned to me, and said with a smile: "Come here." ”
"Huh?"
"Come here, I don't blame you."
Shen Congxuan said unhurriedly, seeing that he was so serious, he hurriedly ran over: "Really?!" ”
"Ah Xuan, don't you blame me?"
Shen Congxuan raised his eyes to look at me, pursed his lips and smiled, and suddenly reached out to my waist and took me into his arms. As soon as I let out an "ah" in shock, I was thrown on the couch on my back, and then Shen Congxuan pressed it hard. The air in my lungs was pressed out. Just as I was about to gasp for air, Shen Congxuan lowered his head and locked my lips.
(To be continued.) )