Chapter 34 Instruction on Bite and Eat
As it turned out, Jian Liang was indeed as polite as he looked, and after at least ten minutes of pushing, he finally agreed to accept Raichu's help and go to work in the repertory troupe where Raichu had previously stayed.
"Oh, you can go, just do me a favor, the head of the regiment often complains to me about the lack of people, and there is a shortage of people." Lei Qiu ended the call of the regiment commander and put down his mobile phone, "I've been there for a while, the people in the regiment are very nice, and there are a few seniors who can take you with you." ”
After thanking her and promising to repay her in the future, Jian Liang took the address and contact information given to her by Lei Qiu and went on the road confidently, Lei Chu glanced at the time on his phone: "Little Apple, for the sake of you being my girlfriend now, can you get me some supper when you go back?" ”
"No, you can't. It turns out that you fell in love with me just for my supper, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of Raichu. ”
Having said that, Song Pingguo still flipped through the plastic bag, as if to confirm whether she had bought something, and then patted Lei Qiu on the shoulder: "Let's go, go back and get you supper." ”
Rachu consciously picked up the two plastic bags, but the weight was really nothing to her. Song Pingguo suddenly turned back before going out and went to the counter to buy a few pairs of chicken wings and a Chicken McNugget.
"Can't these clerks improvise, I told me at McDonald's to bring me a Colonel's chicken nuggets, then you must have asked you to get me a McNuggets." Song Pingguo pinched the paper bag in her other hand and complained as she grabbed Lei Qiu's hand, "Is the thing heavy?" ”
"If this is important, how can I have the confidence to go back to my hometown to grow apples." Lei Qiu lowered his head and looked at the McDonald's paper bag in Song Pingguo's hand, "Don't tell me, this is my supper." ”
"I'm going to sue you, right?" Song Pingguo snickered in her heart, observing Lei Qiu's reaction.
Raichu returned the original words: "...... I didn't expect you to be such an apple. ”
"There are many things you didn't expect, there is no shortage of such a thing, you have the ability to bite me?"
Song Pingguo knew that Rathahu had a tendon in her brain, but she didn't expect that the only tendon in her brain was so straight-why didn't the tendon in her head bend with her sexuality--she seemed to hesitate seriously for a moment, then turned around and stopped in front of Song Pingguo, and raised a hand to put it on Song Pingguo's shoulder.
One of the two bags of things that Song Pingguo had just bought was so confused by Lei Qiu's actions between the two of them, Song Pingguo wanted to say, "Are you mentally retarded, please put this plastic bag containing soy sauce bottles on the ground temporarily, don't do such a difficult action", but before she could speak, Lei Qiu kissed her.
I didn't forget to really bite her lip.
Raichu looked away a little embarrassed as he looked away, smacking his lips and licking his lips.
"Raichu, I don't have a problem with you kissing me, but don't we kiss so much?"
Raichu replied, "Didn't you just eat sugar, mint-flavored?" ”
Song Pingguo took out chewing gum from her pocket and shared a piece with her.
Raichu chewed gum and said to her, "If you eat alone, you will be single for the rest of your life." ”
"Thank you so much for saving me from being single for the rest of my life." Song Pingguo noticed something, or rather, she asked a question about her long-standing doubts, "How on earth did you manage to speak so clearly and look so natural when eating?" ”
In addition to being able to eat, this is the second crucial advantage of Rachu when filming food dramas: she can eat very appetizingly, but she can also eat without a trace, taking care of the dual beauty of vision and taste, making the audience feel that I can eat so deliciously while maintaining my image.
It's like when selling clothes, it's best to find a model who looks very good, and let her stand there in her clothes, and everyone will have the illusion of "wow, I'm going to look as good as her when I wear it".
Knowing that advertising is deceptive, you are willing to be deceived by advertising, human beings are so cute.
After returning home, Song Pingguo took out a piece of mozzarella cheese she had just bought from a plastic bag, skillfully planed it into shreds, and placed it in a square ceramic baking dish, then tore up all the chicken McNuggets and chicken wings she had just bought and buried them in the thick cheese.
Song Pingguo pushed the greedy Lei Qiu standing next to him into the bathroom: "Go take a bath first, and it will be almost good when you come out after washing." ”
After the whole room was filled with the aroma of cheese, Song Pingguo took out the baking tray from the oven, and the baked things in it were divided into two halves, put them on two plates, and brought them to the table.
"Give Jian Liang such a toss, don't talk about you, I'm a little hungry."
Raichu nodded violently: "I think it will be better to use KFC's finger-sucking original chicken." ”
Song Pingguo still overestimated her hungry Cheng Dù, and put down her chopsticks without eating two bites: "Did you often fight with people when you were a child?" The routine is too proficient, if I hadn't pulled it fast, we might be paying for Jian Liang's medical expenses in the hospital now. ”
"It's fine." Raichu tilted his head and thought for a moment, "I only fight with others when they come to me to fight. ”
A good appetite is a good body, and a good body is good. After a fight with someone, take a hot shower after a sweat, and Leiqiu is the usual Leiqiu again.
Inserting a step in the middle, she also kissed Song Pingguo through a bag of soy sauce bottles and something, and I don't know if it was the curative effect of this step.
"I haven't been sick since I was a kid." Raichu complained with a bitter face, "Every time I wake up in the morning and say that I don't feel well and don't want to go to school, my mom will beat me up and tell me to go to school obediently. ”
"You hate going to school so much?"
"I don't hate going to school, but the food in our elementary school cafeteria is particularly unpalatable."
"Oh, I see."
Lei Qiu made a phone call to inform Gong Xiaoye and Xu Ruoyang: You can start filming today!
As it was that day, none of the actors dared to put down their chopsticks at the table facing the dishes, until Raichu, who had put on makeup, sat down, habitually cut the wig on his head, and shouted enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, I'll teach you how to eat!" ”
With the presence of Raichu, the scholarly authority on eating—and the scholarly authority is in good shape to-day—everyone sat down with great joy and waited to hear the Master's teachings.
The last time she filmed, Lei Qiu was dizzy and was having a fever, and even Song Pingguo's vegetables couldn't save her mushy brain, and she didn't care about what she ate when she patronized it, and Xu Ruoyang kept shouting cards and didn't let the plot progress to the point where she needed to say her lines, which means that she was basically buried in eating vegetables that day and didn't do anything.
It's like actually eating a banquet.
In the jargon, this table was originally the standard wedding menu of Yipinxuan, delicious, elegant and practical: it is actually quite difficult to do all three at the same time, and most restaurants can only do two of them.
After the special request of Gong Xiaoye and Xu Ruoyang, the characteristics of this menu have become more distinct, and while maintaining the two advantages of deliciousness and elegance, it has become more and more realistic.
Oh yes, it's really jargon, and when translated into popular language, it's a lot of meat.
"First of all, unless you feel that you have cultivated to the same level as me, you must not talk while eating." After Raichu finished saying this, he put the piece of meat on the chopsticks into his mouth, "Of course, if you think you look very cute while eating and talking, you can also try it, but I recommend that you look in the mirror before you do this to see if this is the case, after all, humans are easy to overestimate their creatures." ”
Song Pingguo was stunned when she heard it, the combat power that came with it when she spoke was not at the level of Lei Qiu at all, could it be that she hadn't seen it all along, Lei Qiu was also this kind of usually good person, and he began to be bitter and mean when he arrived at his own major?
"Look at you, all of them are professional actors, even if you can't act well in other acts, if you can't act well in eating, then what's the point of acting, let me introduce you to my hometown to grow apples, okay?" Raichu quickly swallowed the piece of meat in his mouth, "The masseter muscles are not for decoration, and they don't let you stuff them like this every day, so make a little effort to make it fulfill its obligation to chew?" ”
It seems that it is.
Why didn't you find out that she would be like this before?
It may be that Song Pingguo has always misunderstood her major, her major is not acting - of course, it is not teaching to be a person - but eating.
And this kind of "come to Leiqiu, you will teach everyone how to eat" scene in life is indeed too rare, so no one has ever found that Leiqiu can be like this...... So uneasy-going.
Song Pingguo recalled that when she took Lei Qiu to eat a family photo, Lei Qiu personally tossed the noodles and ingredients and fed them to her mouth, and now it seems that this behavior can be called condescending in Lei Qiu's world, and Song Pingguo is ignorant and naïve in eating this aspect.
All day long, Lei Qiu dared to say that Song Pingguo, a chef, was ignorant and naïve in terms of eating.
The people present were basically used to Lei Qiu, who was usually so good-tempered that he had nothing to say, and suddenly came to such a show, and everyone was a little caught off guard. However, they still conscientiously followed Raichu's guidance and temporarily studied the advanced knowledge of eating.
After talking about the precautions for about ten minutes, Lei Qiu put down his chopsticks with satisfaction and waved his hand at Xu Ruoyang: "Pat it, Director Xu, I'm done talking here." ”
Xu Ruoyang, who was writing down the content of Lei Qiu's lecture in the notebook, raised his head: "If you don't remind me, I'm almost forgetting that I'm the director." ”
"You can add my name to the staff list, Eating Instruction, Raichu."