Chapter 1: The Legendary King Nyima

is the so-called color word on the head of a knife, because I saw that the female netizen didn't know what curse she had fallen, she actually turned into a maggot, I want to find the girl, and in order to find out the truth, I must live.

After a series of events, I finally came to the spider's web café.

But my heart was about to break in the face of the disappointment of the Internet café, and I really wanted to jump off the eaves.

And just as I was looking down, I saw a girl walking into the room with her phone hanging up.

A crazy idea came to me, wasn't that the phone what I was looking for?

"Blackie, I need your help." I looked at the phone of the beautiful woman below, and a crazy idea was already taking shape in my head.

"Huh? How can it help? The spider Xiao Hei asked very sincerely.

"I'm going to steal that phone." I said, looking at the phone on the chest of the beautiful woman below.

I don't know if I just walked too close to the side, or if I was really unlucky? Suddenly there was a gust of wind and I was blown down.

I fell straight down to the two huge peaks, and in the middle of those two peaks happened to be the phone I had always dreamed of.

No way......

I only had time to utter those two words before I fell down there.

I fell between the two peaks, and I wanted a mobile phone, not the damn peak.

If I were a normal person, the attraction of the mountain would be huge, but what I want now is a mobile phone, and the mountain is really a mountain to me.

I fell directly into the gap of the mountain, the mountain peak is really big, I was caught immediately after falling in, but the beauty didn't feel it at all.

Did you just come back from South Korea? Is it really fake? I didn't feel such a big maggot falling.

I looked at the spider in despair, hoping that he would come and save me, but by the time the spider put the spider silk down, the woman had already led me into the room.

A woman's room has always been the desire of an otaku like me, and I have always thought that it was clean and tidy with a slight fragrance, which is what I have always thought about a girl's room.

But the real situation is different from what you think, and the woman kicked off her shoes and replaced them with slippers after entering.

Then I rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the room looking for something, and the woman was looking for it in a mess, but I was unlucky in the middle of the twin peaks.

I almost want to die when I am trapped, I am really uncomfortable, and when it comes to this, there will definitely be a lot of otaku who will scold me, they are all in the middle of the peaks, how can it be uncomfortable?

That is, you only see the beauty on the outside, but not the horror on the inside.

Generally, underwear is divided into three-quarter cups, two-thirds cups, and one-half cups, these cups are also divided into wide bands and thin straps, and the back buttons are also divided into three-breasted, two-breasted and one-breasted.

And what I'm falling in now is one of those three-breasted halves, so I can squeeze it wide, and as the woman walks around the room, looking for something, I feel like I'm going to be crushed into a lump of shreds in the near future.

I want to cry without tears, I really can't imagine that I will die in the middle of the mountain, or the mountain that all men have always wanted, Giant Peak, I have seen at least e, oh my God, what am I doing? I'm dying, and I'm still in the mood to see how old I am.

Is this the nature of men? But if I die, I'll be caught between two peaks.

When you stand up, the peaks part, and when you bend down, the peaks are tightly clamped, which is simply fatal torture.

Just when I was almost in despair, the woman jumped up and threw herself on the bed, and I was ejected with a violent vibration.

What do you mean by choppy? Now that I knew, the woman grabbed a wire and walked over to the socket.

I said, why didn't I play with my phone before? I said what I was looking for in the room, but I was looking for a charger.

Is this a girl's room? It's messy, it's full of clothes and makeup, and basically nothing is clean.

I seriously doubt that this girl is the kind of legend, and I have gone through a lot of stories to find an honest woman who has married.

looks so beautiful, has such a good figure, and is still in the countryside, how can it look more and more like?

When I was very depressed and guessed what the girl's origin was, the girl turned on, and then I heard the sound of WeChat shaking.

Because it was in the room, the girl also turned on the voiceover directly.

"What are you doing?" A man's voice came from WeChat.

Sure enough, it's the era of artillery fire, and this is the beginning?

But what surprised her was that the girl yelled into the phone: "Love, don't make an appointment, save my mother, Baoda, I haven't heard of Amway." ”

and then directly blocked the WeChat netizen.

Damn, this girl doesn't seem to be ordinarily experienced, she's just too rich.

I was speechless as I listened, what is this?

Just when I was very depressed, suddenly there was a knock on the door outside, and the girl walked over.

Just as they opened it, a rough voice sounded: "Kelly hasn't seen you for a long time." ”

After saying that, I threw myself on the bed, I am still in bed now, the violent vibration is like an earthquake, which makes me extremely uncomfortable, these are small things, the key is to exercise vigorously, what does it mean to change so many movements?

Just got used to the vibration of that frequency, Mom's action changed, and it was different, just now it was still on the pillow, and now it has reached the quilt.

What kind of fuss is this? In broad daylight, can you still live a good life?

I'm almost crying now, it's still a trivial matter, I'm afraid that someone will crush me to death as soon as they lie down.

I ran away from the bed in such a panic, for fear that I would fall down and crush me when I was done.

I crawled to the side of the bed desperately, just looking for a chance to get out of this damn place, it was a happy thing for other men to die in bed, at least they had been happy before.

But if I die in bed, I won't be wronged to death.

I crawled to the edge of the bed with my life, and I was complaining very depressed.

At this time, someone suddenly knocked on the door, and a rough voice came.

"Cuihua, are you home? How do you lock the door in broad daylight? The gruff voice came.

What's going on? Who is Cuihua? I was still depressed, and suddenly the two people on the bed immediately stopped.

"Come on...... It's coming, wait a minute. So the two of them immediately packed up in a panic.

"Lao Wang, hurry up and hide under the bed." Kelly was very flustered and said to the man.

Then there was a sparse panicked sound, and then Kelly hurriedly walked over and opened the door.

"How many times have I said it, call someone Kelly, don't call someone Cuihua." The emerald flower, named Kelly, said in a coquettish tone.

Won't I? This is the legendary old king next door? And this is the legendary honest man who comes in?

I actually met two legendary characters today, and they are still so famous.

I can't see what's going on here, then I've really been blind for so many years, this is a typical thing with the old king next door, and then my honest man came back.

I relied on such a bloody thing to see me, I just want to find a mobile phone to surf the Internet, why are I so unlucky? If you see this kind of thing, you need to have a needle's eye.

I wanted to cry without tears, but fortunately, the shock finally stopped, and I was able to climb with peace of mind for a while.

But what I never expected was that the damn honest man also had dishonest times, so he actually pulled the cuihua who called Kelly and rushed to the bed.

Damn, God, help, why is it so hard for me to just want to use a mobile phone? Can you still have a good time?