Early in the morning, a tired Chidori was about to yawn and walked into the classroom of Class F. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It was already late when she got home yesterday, and after eating the leftover supermarket special bento box and washing up in a hurry, she almost fell asleep.

Then under the torture of the alarm clock for nearly an hour this morning, Miss Chidori, who suffers from low blood sugar, finally relied on amazing perseverance!

Crawling out of the futon from the warm, charming, and hot horror that can literally suck people in.

Then, like the walking dead, he ate breakfast in a daze, put on his school uniform in a daze, and did not sober up a little until he washed his face with cold water.

In this regard, Mr. Seamus, who had quietly moved into the building opposite Miss Chidori last night, hated it deeply: "Damn curtains, it's so hateful! What are you doing so thickly! ”

You can see the movement in the house with a thermal imager, but do you have a big blur of red, yellow and blue color patches?

Impressionism vs. Expressionism?

The artist's deranged world, Mr. Simo doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand.

Well, he admits that he is a layman, but also a layman who is more noble than ordinary people. The proof is that when he was doing the subway today, Mr. Seamus personally abolished five or six perverts.

Who told them to stay on the same subway as Mr. Seamus and Miss Chidori, and the subway wasn't very crowded today?

Chidori didn't notice the whole time, not only did she think she dozed off in a daze after getting on the subway, but more importantly, those perverts were stabbed by Mr. Seamus before they could touch Miss Chidori.

The ultra-small portable Lambda system is the same suicide travel bag as the old thief, except that Mr. Seamus threw away all the suicide props in it and transferred them to his handbag.

In the hands of the old thief, this thing is just to carry the corpse on the battlefield, you must know that Mr. Seamus's spiritual will is much stronger than that of the old thief, although it can't be as flexible as the old thief.

But after a blow, it was a concussion, and it made people break their feet when they walked, and suddenly dislocated when they pulled the handrails, or something, and it wasn't proper~

Seeing that there is a dodge in the eyes, it goes without saying that it is a perverted reserve; If you look and behave obscenely, that is a real pervert; Those who dare to approach Miss Chidori are well-trained perverts!

So when Chidori was about to wake up from a large wail, he was surprised to find that the people in the same carriage as him were almost like being targeted by a broom star.

There are office workers who are in pain by holding their arms with their armrests, there are dyed hair killers who roll in place with their thighs in place, there are young people with eyes who are twisting and pinching their buttocks, and there are male high school students who are lying unconscious on the ground, hey~ This one looks a little handsome, but it's a pity that the pretty face is not known to be stepped on by whom, leaving black shoe prints.

"What's going on?" Miss Chidori was a little worried about whether she had hit an evil spirit, and she no longer had the desire to doze off on the subway.

So after forty minutes of paranoia and caution, Miss Chidori dragged her tired body to her seat, and it was only 7:53 a.m., and a whole day of classes was waiting for her!

"Xiaoyao, why do you look so tired? Didn't anyone be okay last night? With the voice of the master, a somewhat cold hand stroked Chidori's furry head.

"Ah, Shoko, you're here!" Chidori happily looks at her best friends, who have been classmates since elementary school.

"Na, listen to me~ I 。。。。。。 on my way to school just now" So Chidori can't wait to share with Shoko about her previous experience on the subway.

Chidori's somewhat agitated remarks quickly attracted the attention of some of the Class F students, and even one of the students on the same train came forward to confirm that although they were not in the same carriage, when they got off the train, they also saw someone being carried out of the station on a stretcher.

"Huh? Supernatural? Haunted by ghosts"

"No, it's Sadako! Sadako must have crawled out of the car TV! ”

All of a sudden, more people were excited, and even Saya Takashiro was not exempt from vulgarity.

This is a great opportunity to show off your knowledge in front of Sister Chidori! How can you let it go?

The usual theory of visual fantasy, the phenomenon of entropy increase in the universe behind Murphy's Law, is how science does not recognize the ways and means of the existence of the soul. A large number of Spanish and Latin words that everyone present did not understand, and they were all technical terms, and at the same time, they subconsciously distanced themselves, and there were even many boys who were still staring at Gao Cheng yesterday.

Although the appearance is quite high, the beauty with the attribute of a scholar can't hold it at all!

And it was in such an atmosphere that Mr. Seamus, who had finished changing his clothes, quietly slipped into the class while yawning.

Frequent use of the Lambda system is very mentally draining, so I will use it to catch up on sleep and restore my spirit in the Mandarin class later.

As a result, not long after he sat down, he received a communication message from Kyosuke Takasaka: "Cullowis asked me to thank you for him, thank you for your outstanding ability to fight pornography and illegal activities for the stability and harmony of District 11, five of those six people are the trolley wolves who have been convicted, although the last one was just confirmed to be just an ordinary high school student, but if you want to be recognized, Kulovis said that he can send you a pennant of "Women's Guard". ”

Of course, Mr. Seamus saw the thick ridicule in the dead sister's words.

Sure enough, in the next second, Takasaka's dead sister control came with a more direct mockery: "Obviously a terrorist but a dog took a mouse to do the railway public security business, do you think you are an iron train man?" Or is it a copycat version of the high-speed rail man? And Simo-kun, the last high school student, are you really sure that it wasn't because you were jealous of someone else's handsomeness? ”

"Phew! If you look handsome, can you be more handsome than me? Dead sister, don't think I don't know, when I was outside your window last night, you obviously thought badly of me! You scumbag! Perverted! ! ”

"Damn, just a medicine girl, you can seduce me! But don't think that if you can't seduce me, you can still try to slander me! I'm telling you, I'm sincere to Kirino , don't say it's you, no one can tempt me to do something sorry for Kirino! This situation can be seen by the sun and the moon! ”

it! Dead sister can control you!

Although Mr. Seamus knew that Takasaka's sister's face was deliberately disguised, he couldn't help but praise Takasaka's acting skills, and he could still moan wet!

At the same time, Mr. Seamus also noticed one point, that is, when he arrived in the classroom, it was obviously just a private communication with himself, and Kyosuke Takasaka refused to relax and persistently played the role of his sister, so it can be seen that in this classroom, there must be Takasaka Kirino's comrades in this group of people! And the current means of communication are certainly not secure!

It's getting more and more interesting! (To be continued.) )