Spring goes to autumn, cold comes and summer, three days have passed, don't shoot me! I'm just going to pick up a word!

In the past three days, the whole T class has been waiting for the deputy head teacher sent from above - it's so fresh, it's the first time I've heard the title of deputy head teacher after so many years of school, is it really a long time to see you?

"Boss! Express delivery! "I like the Taishi chair that Baozi gave me more and more in the past two days, especially after putting on the tiger skin, I suddenly have a feeling of pointing at the country and scolding Fang Xuan when I sit on it, and I will inexplicably feel that my ass is much more noble.

I lifted my eyelids to look at him and said, "What's inside?" ”

These little bunnies don't treat me as an outsider after they get acquainted with me, and they will sign for me whenever I have a courier, and then consciously open it to see what is inside. To this explanation, I have only one answer: phew!

Of course, saving the effort of running errands must be paid, and I generally don't need to send anything unsightly by courier - dolls or something are generally directly logistics! So I generally don't care about their private dismantling of my courier.

Xiao Siyan smiled: "Boss, we are all for your good!" ”

"! What's really inside? I asked.

He handed me an iPad and said, "That's it, we can't open it with a boot password, I was going to let Panda restart the machine, Panda said, if the game is restarted mechanically, the things in it will be gone, so we'll give it to you directly - boss, what's in it?" ”

iPad？ Who sent it to me? I don't remember I bought an iPad! I've never used iOS!

Surprised, I took the iPad that Little Four Eyes handed me and opened it. I found that there is a boot password, what is the password? I don't even know who sent it to me, where do I know the password?

"Do you have any attachments?" I asked, and I knew he had something to hide from me by looking at the expression on his eyes

Xiao Siyan reluctantly took out a crumpled piece of paper, and said apologetically: "Boss, I dare to promise you that this paper was this virtue when it was taken out of the box!" We just looked at it twice, who wrote it? That's ugly! ”

I shrugged my shoulders undeniably for the little four-eyed complaint, and I knew at a glance that the broken words scratched by the cat and the dog were written by my master! Although his martial arts are very good, his writing level is far from his kung fu!

I took a closer look, and sure enough, it told me the password, and it was written directly! But my master's illegibility was so low that my high-IQ students couldn't tell what he was writing - so I could figure out what he was writing with half reading and half guessing!

Enter the password,The iPad has been successfully turned on,One of the most eye-catching icons on the desktop is "Dian Xingjue" PPT I looked at this PPT text with black lines all over my head,How the is this? Martial arts cheats? Have you ever seen a martial arts cheats in PPT format? I suddenly felt that the B grid of the Star Tower fell from the clouds into the mud, should this game also keep pace with the times?

In my impression, the martial arts cheats should be the kind of vertical writing, from right to left to look at the manuscript atlas, the edges are braided with hemp rope, the best edge is broken a few irrelevant corners, it looks like there is a historical atmosphere of the kind of martial arts cheats in the latest iPad and Nima is PPT format, is I afraid that I can't understand the WORD format?

Xiao Siyan was still looking at it on the side, and I explained with a smile: "Ah, this game should be the martial arts cheats that my master mailed me, are you sure you want to read it?" ”

The little four-eyed head kept clicking like a kowtow machine: "Wow! Martial arts cheats! Of course I want to see it! ”

"But this game should be regarded as a sect secret, you have to learn it, but you have to face endless pursuit, are you sure you still want to watch it? The affairs of the rivers and lakes are tsk," I shook my head and said.

Xiao Siyan's face suddenly changed, and his head shook like a rattle: "Don't look!" Kill me and don't look at it anymore! It's going to kill you! ”

"Get out!" I waved his hand to let him leave, and when I saw him leave, I began to lower my head and pick up the iPad in my hand, and clicked on the PPT text.

When I saw the first article, I was amazed - it's really your martial arts cheats!

The title of the book is "Dotting the Star Jue", which is a strange martial art that teaches people how to point points. Before that, I always thought that the kung fu of the point point had been lost, but I didn't expect that there was really this "Point Star Formula" handed down!

The general outline is very well written, but the artistic font with black edges on a blue background makes me very heartbroken: "Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate, and the three talents of heaven, earth and man are interconnected." Man is the primate of all things, standing up to the sky and the earth, his body is the universe, and the points around him are the sun, moon and stars. The stars are not sparse, and the universe is blocked. The meaning of the point is to block the circulation of the point by external force, and then affect the operation of the universe."

Although it seems a little unconscious, but a careful product does have his reason, which is very similar to the theory of yin and yang and five elements of traditional Chinese medicine, which is also the reason why ancient medicine and martial arts are not separated - many of their theories are interconnected, the holistic theory of the human body has existed since ancient times, and doctors also like to use the image of gold, wood, water, fire and earth to represent the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys and other internal organs, "Dian Xing Jue" focuses on the knowledge of the acupuncture points inside.

If you put aside the martial arts value of "Dian Xing Jue", it is still a very good book of traditional Chinese medicine, I have never seen a medical technique to explain the acupuncture points so thoroughly, I estimate that if I lose my job after learning "Dian Xing Jue", I can make a fortune by doing massage - of course, the ancestors of Dian Xinglou know that my unscrupulous disciples use such a secret book to give people relaxation and vitality, and they will definitely be so angry that they will get out of the coffin board!

After the general outline is the basic knowledge, which lists all the tricks of the human body - the acupuncture points in the secret book of the Dian Xinglou are not completely consistent with the acupuncture points of traditional Chinese medicine, the number of acupuncture points in the theory of Chinese medicine is 720, and the acupuncture points of the "Dian Xing Jue" list 3,570 acupuncture points as for it? What's the use of knowing so much?

It also gave me a mantra on how to memorize acupuncture points, which is okay, quite catchy, but it is indeed a bit difficult for me to read and memorize things at my age, and the mantra is very interesting, similar to the Chinese medicine soup song.

See for yourself:

"Between the two tendons of the perineum, the curved bones and hairs are trapped in the middle,

Four inches below the middle pole umbilicus, three inches below the umbilicus of Guan Yuan,

The two-inch stone gate below the umbilicus is, and the half-inch under the umbilicus is full,

Under the umbilicus, the yin acupoint, the center of the umbilicus is the gods,

One inch of the umbilicus is water, and two inches above the umbilicus and two inches below the umbilicus.

Three inches above the umbilicus, four inches above the umbilicus,

Five inches above the umbilicus, six inches on the umbilicus,

The dovetail is seven inches above the umbilicus, and the atrium is six inches below.

But in the middle of the chest, between the two breasts, the master of the six jade halls,

The purple palace is three inches and two, and the four or eight canopies are lifted,

Six inches on the body is, and one inch is suddenly taken in the sky,

Lianquan Festival is under the tongue, and under the lip before the pulp. ”

Forget it just because there are songs, and there are pictures on each song, just like a children's literacy list! Made! Really when I'm mentally retarded?