Chapter 0357 - Take Off My Autumn Pants......

When several people heard Lin Feng say that they could have the opportunity to withdraw the lawsuit, they immediately smiled!

One by one, I thought to myself, it seems that the previous sycophants were not done in vain!

But when they were happy, they found that Lin Feng didn't seem to understand what he said!

What does it mean to take off your autumn pants and sing conquest?

Is Conquest a song?

How come I've never heard of it!

Oh my God!

October day took off his autumn pants......

Besides, in such a sacred place as the police station, how can it be possible to take off your pants!

But seeing Lin Feng's very serious expression, someone couldn't help asking, "What is conquest?" ”

"These autumn pants...... It's too cold to take it off! ”

The group all looked at Lin Feng with a hard face, and their expressions were very exciting. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Cold?" Lin Feng had an expression of hindsight, looking as if he had discovered a new continent.

slapped his palm on his head and said to the outside: "Officer Wang, turn on the air conditioner!" Oh yes, in order to respond to the call of the country, save energy and reduce emissions, we don't have to drive so high temperatures, huh...... Let's open it at 10 degrees. ”

"Poof......

"Ahem!"

Sitting in front of the surveillance screen at the end of the interrogation room, several policemen almost didn't laugh and spurted blood!

Do you want to be so ruthless?

The outside temperature is seventeen or eight degrees, and you ask people to take off their autumn pants!

As a result, someone finally told a condition, you said that you could turn on an air conditioner, but it turned out to be ten degrees!

Nima!

Not to mention that when it is ten degrees, will it blow people to the cold...... Is the air conditioner as low as 10 degrees?

It's not just these policemen who are being coerced, but the dozen or so people are even more dumbfounded!

"Ten, Ten Degrees ......"

"Boss Lin, do you want to say 20 degrees?" One of them put his ****** face up and asked, his expression was cheap, uh serious.

It's a very serious question for them.

However, in their opinion, this is a very serious question, and it is by no means rejected by Lin Feng seriously......

Then the slut still had a very melancholy expression and sighed and said, "Alas, I'm a person, when it's ten degrees above zero, my brain is a little difficult to use, and I originally wanted to turn on the air conditioner a little lower, so that my brain can run faster!" Now that my brain can't function, I can't think of a reason to be vegetarian. I'm sorry guys, goodbye. ”

After leaving these words, Lin Feng shook his hair very stinkily, and he was about to walk out the door without saying these words.

As soon as he left, more than a dozen people immediately panicked.

This Nima!

What does he mean by that?

He keeps saying that he is a good person!

Isn't this Nima clearly pushing us into the pit of death?

If your brain is more than 10 degrees, you can't turn it, don't you usually turn your brain in circles?

But seeing Lin Feng's unhesitating footsteps, a group of people gritted their teeth,, fight!

"Sting!"

"Hula ......"

The speed of zipping off pants one by one is absolutely unprecedented!

"I'll take it off!"

"I've taken it off!"

"Oh, it's so cold, it's so comfortable!"

"Or will Lin always think about us!"

More than a dozen people all said this kind of thing with a clear conscience, if it weren't for the way they were frozen and grinning, Lin Feng really took them seriously!

"Wow, that's not okay guys!" Lin Feng said in surprise, as if others were begging Lin Feng to watch them take off their pants...... "How embarrassed I am!" On this cold day, the air conditioner is still on at 10 degrees, in case you freeze to death, what can you do? ”

“……”

The group almost vomited blood.

Nima, who said let's take off our autumn pants!

Your uncle, who said that you should turn on the air conditioner to 10 degrees?

If they changed places, they would definitely surround Lin Feng in the middle, and they could drown them with just spittle.

But now their fate is in Lin Feng's hands, and they can only smile and laugh together.

"Since you're so sincere, let's get started! Oh yes, you probably don't know how to sing Conquest, right? Lin Feng said seriously again.

"Uh-huh!"

"I don't know."

"I haven't heard of it."

"Or you can teach us!"

"Hurry up, we'll invite you to drink when we're done......"

Looking at this pile of hypocritical smiling faces, Lin Feng thought to himself, damn it, this group of people must have greeted their eighteenth generation ancestors over and over again, it's a pity that these people don't go to be actors!

I've seen people who pretend to be forced, I've seen people who slap their faces, and I really haven't seen anyone performing with their lives!

What's more, there is no money for this performance......

So Lin Feng cleared his throat very seriously and began to sing: "I was conquered by you like this!" ”

A group of people also followed suit:

"That's it...... Conquered, conquered! ”

"That's it, you conquer ......"

"That's it...... Like you, conquered, conquered! ”

……

Although the lyrics are so easy to sing, more than a dozen people are very cooperative in learning it, but the voice, either like a duck or like a pig, almost disgusted Lin Feng.

But in order to uphold the belief that 'the most basic trust between people' cannot be lost', Lin Feng still endured vomiting and sang the next sentence, "Take off my autumn pants~"

"Take off, huh? Uh, my autumn ...... Pants! ”

"Take it off, ahem, my autumn pants!"

Opposite the "poof......" interrogation room, in front of the surveillance screen, the three policemen finally couldn't help laughing!

This Nima lyrics are too slippery!

I have long heard that Lin Feng's ability to improvise poems, lyrics, and compose music is particularly strong, could it be that this lyrics were also made temporarily for these dozen people?

What sex!

Looking at Lin Feng again, he still had a serious face, and sang: "My legs are numb~"

"Ahh

“……”

More than a dozen people's old faces were flushed, but the first two sentences were sung, don't you sing this one?

What a loss!

it! Bear with it!

It's a big deal, stay away from this goods for the rest of your life!

"My ...... Legs are numb! ”

Not to mention, at this 10-degree temperature, my legs are really numb from the cold!

"Good! Good singing! Lin Feng applauded there, "There is one last sentence, everyone work harder!" ”

"I can't stop my snot!" Lin Feng sang again.

"Poof......

"I'll plug it!"

"This thing is going to fix them!"

None of the policemen collapsed, and they all burst into laughter.

It's weird!

More than a dozen people couldn't help wiping their noses and learned to sing: "My snot...... Laugh at...... Can't stop it, hiss! ”

Singing and singing, they all began to sniffle.

"Great!" Lin Feng applauded again and said, "Okay, everyone put on their autumn pants, what a shame!" ”

After speaking, Lin Feng shouted outside: "Officer Wang, our interaction is over, it's time for you to play next." ”

Then, turn around and walk towards the outside of the police station......

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(To be continued.) )