I was born with no life to study hard, only life to cook well. On the second day, when I went to Ronghua Academy to take class, I was really bored and had no way to bring two books, but I found that Ronghua was too handsome, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and the appearance of the lecture was quite good-looking.

On the third day, I found that since Rong Hua divided my room, in addition to eating, the rest of the drink and lazar were all solved by themselves, and once people relaxed, they were easy to sleep lazy, and they overslept when they slept. Wang Yan's class has a child's wife is a seller of poultry in the West Market vegetable market, I heard that the business is booming, I asked Wang Yan to help me bring a big rooster, originally intended to be used as a morning automatic wake-up service chicken, but the woman thought I was going to buy and eat, very righteous to give one of the largest, the most energetic, this chicken is very arrogant in Ronghua's yard pacing over and over, kicking this, pecking this.

I wanted to put a rope on the feet of this proud rooster for the sake of hygiene, but I didn't find a single feather in the yard for a long time.

Suddenly my self-confidence was frustrated, and I was too lazy to move. I think of my cute cute fox, who was raised by my husband in Muyantang, and I will ask him to bring me over to play in two days.

When people are lazy, they are easy to get tired, and when they are easily tired, they are easy to get sleepy, and I fell asleep bored, and then I actually had a very frightening dream.

First dreamed that in Muyantang, Rong Hua turned into a fierce appearance with sharp teeth and cheeks, standing next to Shen Congxuan, the emperor asked Feng Qi to tie me up in front of everyone in the lecture hall, and he was still holding a long rattan in his hand, and he beat the table with the rattan and counted me down: "You are my subordinate of Muyantang, you fled without notification, according to the laws of the Southern Wei Dynasty, you should be locked in a pig cage and parade in the street, you still resist my will and disobey my will, you should kill the nine clans, enter the eighteenth layer of hell, and never be reborn!" ”

I was kneeling in the hall with a red face and panting, and he suddenly shouted: "Do you know what is wrong! Otherwise, I'll let the neighbors of the entire shop in the eastern suburbs bury you. ”

In an instant, Feng Qi, who was dutiful and dutiful, appeared with a rope, and this rope was tied to the neighbor who was smoking, Wang Yan, Sister Pearl, Dandan's mother, Little Furong and Ergouzi, the blind fortune-telling old man and his wife, and finally my fox sister was also tied to four feet......

The group all looked at me with a unified smile.

I was startled, raised my head sharply, and was about to scold that Shen Cong Xuancao for taking human life, but found that the scene had changed, and I was standing on the roof of the Siqing Palace. The most thrilling thing is that Qinglan is standing opposite me, obviously the jade tree is in the wind, hiding seven feet, but he is holding a long arrow with quenched poison in his hand, the wind is Xiaoxiao, the night is slightly cool, he is looking at me coldly, the long arrow is at the door of my head.

I was regretting that I was really blind and fell in love with a bad seed who betrayed my master, but the second senior brother put down the arrow in his hand and threw it aside, looked at me affectionately and said: "Changge, the companion is like a tiger, you forget him, I'll take you away." ”

Forgot whom?

I felt a chill in my heart, and I opened my mouth to sarcastically mock him. Shen Congxuan, who was lacking in heart and liver, suddenly appeared beside me, grabbed my wrist, and said to me excitedly: "I can go with you, I can abandon the throne of the Southern Wei Dynasty." ”

I thought to myself, although I think you are handsome, and handsome miserably, but we really didn't know each other before, you like me I don't know how to answer, why do you want to elope with me? But the throat doesn't seem to work, and I can't make a sound.

I turned around and left, and when I saw that Qinglan chasing after me, Shen Congxuan suddenly shook me off again, took Qinglan's hand and said, "Ah Si, you go by yourself, I finally found out that I and the fourth brother should be together." ”

Anyway, I was sweating from the bottom of my head. The second senior brother who Shen Congxuan was pulling suddenly looked reluctant, and had to give up, and said to me: "If you want to be free, then let's go." ”

With that, he pushed me and fell from the roof into the bottomless abyss.

"Smack!" I fell, slamming to the floor.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of Wang Yan breaking through the door and kicking in, he stood at the door of the room and shouted at me: "Fourth sister, get up quickly, it's terrible!" Something big is wrong with you! ”

I opened my eyes and found myself lying on the floor, the warmth of early spring filling the window......

I got up with a sore body, felt like I had been beaten by someone, tidied up and walked out before freshening up, and asked, "What's wrong?" What's going on?! ”

Wang Yan seemed to be about to jump, "It's noon, you're still sleeping!" ”

"If you have something to say, get out of here."

"No...... It's not ......" my dog-legged egg brother was so excited that he was about to stutter, "It's wood...... Wood...... Muyantang...... Put up your notice! Now the front of Muyan Hall is crowded with people! ”

"Ah Four." Rong Hua's voice sounded coldly.

I looked over and saw Rong Hua coming from the corner of the courtyard, standing at the door, half-hidden in the halo of the sun, looking at me.

He stepped forward and held a half-human-high piece of rice paper with golden silk flowers in his hand and displayed it in front of me.

Wang Yan pointed to the piece of paper and shouted: "Yes, yes, yes, that's it"

Rong Hua opened his mouth and asked, "What's wrong with you like this?" ”

"I had a dream," I smiled, quickly checked to see if I had anything left untied, and after a pause, I said, "It's a nightmare worth frightening." ”

I hurried to look at the paper that felt so painful and melancholy that made the two of them very sad.

This piece of paper turned out to be an announcement:

"Notice:

There is a wooden hall here, inheriting the emperor's grace to build Jing'an, worshiping the people of the imperial city, receiving the blessing of heaven, rewarding the heart of heaven, and the people from all over the world have their own work. Since the lecturer Chu Ge, the rivers and lakes live in peace, the people are mulberry, the music gods are always in business, its domain is unique, and now the remuneration is increased by a thousand gold, and the group is not surprised, when the parents of food and clothing, they have ten special speeches, and the second hall is given 100 gold, and the people are free. Ge'an is kind, for this special notice to the world, Xianxiao Wanfang, Muyantang system, here. ”

I was also very sore and depressed after reading it. Because I can't understand it at all, except for the word notice.

I looked at Rong Hua blankly, meaning to ask for help.

Rong Hua had to admit that it was completely useless to brazenly skip classes in his class in the past few days, and lamented the failure of his classical Chinese education: "All kinds of hard work, even Chunjiang is full of tears, inexhaustible, and many sorrows." ”

I said, "Dusk is only for pear blossoms, put them in the oil pan and fry them."

As a teacher, Rong Hua looked frustrated: "I think what else can you say?" ”

I humbly: "Yes! The Peach Blossom Lake is a thousand feet deep, put it in the oil pan and fry it. ”

Rong Hua was immediately convinced.

This announcement actually means that our Muyantang is very awesome, and it has been awesome for many years, and there are storytellers from all over the world. Since Chu Ge, the female lecturer, has come in, she has become more awesome, we must be grateful to the Emperor of the Southern Wei Dynasty and the people of Limin. Now open ten halls for the most popular Chu Ge, and give Chu Ge a hundred taels of gold for each game, but he doesn't charge the people a point, and he also raises the salary of this Chu Ge girl, thousand! Two! Yellow! Gold! Hoo!

Rong Hua smiled and asked me, "Do you want to go back to Muyantang?" ”

I was so funny that I laughed: "I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife, and went to save the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun." ”

Rong Hua frowned and looked at me intentionally and quipped, "Not yet." ”

Being able to do this means that Shen Congxuan already knows that I am still in the capital; also emphasized that Mu Yantang was covered by the royal family, and the emperor could catch me back in minutes; Putting out such tempting conditions also makes it clear that I have the right point, and I have to save my life when I make money; It is well known to everyone, and it also opens a free venue for the public, which means that I don't want to forget jì, after all, I am a female lecturer signed by Muyantang; He stood at the door and shouted at the crowd with a bullhorn, "Come back, I forgive you, you don't have to resist the decree." ”

"Really not hiding?"

I turned around and went back, ready to wash and clean up, and said to Rong Hua, "You must have the pride to earn money and the consciousness of dying with your body." ”

Halfway through, I stopped, looked back at Rong Hua, and I added.

"Also, there is a sentence that you have not heard, sir, silver bastard, you look so good!"

Behind him, Wang Yan jumped to his feet and shouted, "Fourth sister!" If the money goes up, buy me a few more strings of sugar gourds, my mother won't buy them for me! ”

I suddenly found that the name Wang Xiaobei was more suitable for him. And not Wang Yan. As an adolescent teenager, I have too much energy and fire.