Sister Dan's real name is Kong Erdan, not a woman, but a man, but she has dreamed of being a girl since she was a child, and she has no money to go to Thailand, so this wish has been suppressed, and Scarlet Mall has achieved his long-cherished wish for many years. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

His current physical state is considered a shemale, because the reproductive system has not changed, it will take a lot of money, and he will have a chance to get it in the future.

I have to say that most of the ladyboys give people a disgusting feeling, but Kong Erdan is not, his appearance is reasonable, his dress or appearance are full of style, if he doesn't know the details, he really thinks this is a big beauty.

He has three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and perming his head - slip of the tongue, that's Yu Qian, in fact, Kong Erdan's real hobby is to explode the chrysanthemums of handsome guys, being popped by handsome guys and giving handsome guys a, his idol is Ke Zhendong, and he wants to explode the little white-faced chrysanthemum in his dreams, but unfortunately that kid is not angry, and gradually fades out of public view after taking drugs. By the way, he is also a craftsman-level master, and has added thousands of same-sex dating groups on the earth, and is quite famous, and is nicknamed the Asian flute king.

At this moment, the Asian Xiao Wang is giving a.

The Scarlet Tower also has faggots, no way, this is determined by genes in the bones, some men will have same-sex genes, and they can't help but like other men, so why haven't the damn genes been eliminated by evolution? Because if it appears in women, it will greatly increase reproductive ability, and from an overall point of view, the benefits still outweigh the disadvantages.

"Hey, second egg, don't bite me, you've bitten off your." The handsome guy who was blown out screamed.

"I'm sorry, I'm distracted."

"What are you thinking about? I don't care about a flute. Stop blowing and get down to business. ”

Kong Erdan took off his pants.

Boom!

The door was kicked open.

Kong Erdan pouted his ass, a little embarrassed.

The handsome guy cocks his and is even more embarrassed.

When Ding Ding saw this embarrassing scene, he hurriedly turned his back.

"I'm sorry, both of you, for disturbing your good work." Wei Liang nodded and smiled, took out his mobile phone from the storage bag, and said, "You go on, I'll take a photo and leave." ”

Kong Erdan and the handsome guy looked at each other, what the does this mean?

"Don't fucking shoot, hey, wait a minute, let me put on my pants first, don't shoot stupid!"

The two of them hurriedly put on their clothes, their lungs were about to explode, and the two stunned people came to such a beautiful day, and they took pictures without saying a word, which was simply a naked provocation! They strongly condemned and protested against this!

"Who the are you?" The handsome guy walked over angrily with his trouser belt, eager to stab Wei Liang to death.

"You can call me Red-Eye."

"That's a stupid name."

"Because my eyes are red, you see."

Wei Liang said, and his pupils turned red.

The handsome guy scoffed.

The next moment, a blastwave of particles struck, blasting him away.

The handsome guy's body is floating in the air, under slow motion, his appearance is quite interesting, his limbs are stretched forward, his abdomen is arched back, and he looks confused, and he probably hasn't reacted to what is going on.

Kong Erdan understood that this grandson was here to stir up trouble, he was already strong, and with the high-tech bracelet that deceived Ding Ding, he was very arrogant recently, and he was quite afraid of heaven and earth, rolled up his sleeves and said: "Okay, there are really people who are not afraid of death." ”

As he spoke, he looked at Ding Ding's back, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became, and he frowned and said, "Silly Ding? ”

He always calls Tintin a fool, which is the most infuriating, and the liar will deceive the victim into trusting him while also despising the other party with the most contemptuous attitude - this fool was easily deceived by me.

Ding Ding turned around, looked at him with a complicated expression, and said, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and I still treat you as a friend." Give me back my stuff, and the old thing will be written off. ”

"you." Kong Erdan said: "I deceived you with my own ability, why should I pay you back?" Unless your boobs are bigger than mine. ”

Ding Ding's little face turned red with anger and said, "You are really shameless." ”

"Stupid, you can say a few words." Kong Erdan glanced at Wei Liang with slanted eyes, and sneered: "This grandson is the helper you invited?" Tsk, look at his look, I don't know who gave you confidence, I'm phew! ”

Wei Liang patted Ding Ding's shoulder and sighed, "I was careless in making friends." ”

Ding Ding nodded approvingly: "I knew he was such a scoundrel, so I wouldn't believe him." ”

"I didn't say anything about his character. This thing is a shemale, don't you see? ”

"Huh?" Ding Ding Meng, Sister Dan has a melon seed face, her figure is thin and weak, her voice is good, her breasts are so big, she looks like a woman no matter how she looks, but she didn't expect it to be a shemale.

Kong Erdan's face turned red and white, and he scolded: "Fuck your mother, what's wrong with the shemale?" I didn't eat yours and didn't drink yours, so let's force two sentences! ”

On the earth, he has always had low self-esteem because he is a, and he didn't dare to say it to anyone, until one day, a master solved the confusion in his heart for him, and said in a wise voice with vicissitudes of life: is good, now there are more men and fewer women in China, how many men can't marry a daughter-in-law, it is with you selfless that thousands of happy families have been completed, which is to contribute to a harmonious society!

"So be it." Wei Liang was unhappy when he saw Kong Erdan, and used the most annoying sentence in the fantasy novel: "You hand over the bracelet and kowtow three more times, I am not to blame in the past, how about it?" After speaking, he felt that he was not relieved enough, and said another classic line in a fantasy novel: "Forget it, I won't let you kowtow, you can waste your hands and feet, I don't want to do it." ”

Kong Erdan laughed angrily.

What followed was crackling. This kid doesn't look like a girl, but he really has two brushes, and he is still a card master, and every card he throws has a special attack attribute. Some cards have monsters drawn on them, and a monster will jump out, some cards have flames painted on them, and they will burn raging fires, and some cards have ice cubes painted on them, and a strong cold air flow will be formed to freeze Wei Liang.

These things are not enough to break the dragon's blood.

Wei Liang didn't want to grind with him, so he silently recited the spell and used the most powerful means of dimensional cutting.

The handsome guy didn't kill without a laser, and when he saw that his lover was in trouble, he rushed up with an angry shout.

Feathers of steel erupted, stabbing him into a sieve.

Kong Erdan had a premonition of danger, and used his most powerful defense card to protect his body, which was able to block the dimensional cutting, but his body was injured, especially the pair of big tits like ostrich eggs were cut, and the silicone inside fell out.

They fall to the ground and bounce around, which is funny.

At this juncture, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to the silicone, but more concerned about his friends, and shouted hoarsely: "Sun Xiaodi!" ”

The handsome guy lay on the ground weakly, his pupils dilated, and he died.

Kong Erdan staggered over and hugged his body, tears wet his clothes, and shook his body desperately: "Sun Xiaodian, wake up, wake up!" ”

The handsome guy can't die anymore, and he probably won't wake up.

"Ahh Kong Erdan looked up to the sky and roared, his voice indescribably desolate and tragic.

There was thunder, and a goose feather rain fell from the dark dense clouds (in fact, it didn't rain, just to set off the atmosphere).

Kong Erdan's eyes were hazy with tears, and scenes from the past appeared in front of him. Sun Xiaodian's smile is so clear-

"Brother, are you doing it?"

"Er, your mouth-to-mouth job is awesome! He is worthy of being the king of Asia. ”

"Let's get married, you have to give me two monkeys, a male monkey and a female monkey. It would be best if you could give birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix monkeys. ”

……

What a sweet, warm memory. But now, Sun Xiaodian is dead and has become a corpse full of holes.

Kong Erdan knelt on the ground, looked up to the sky and yelled, vowing revenge.

Just as he was swearing, Wei Liang launched a sneak attack.

Boom.

A laser light hit, right in the middle of the chrysanthemum, Kong Erdan screamed, was blasted out, and pasted on the wall in a large shape. He said hatefully: "Okay, this is the ...... you forced me"

Boom.

Another laser light hit his chrysanthemum.

Kong Erdan covered his ass and said angrily: "I must kill ......"

Another laser light blasted, circled, and still hit the chrysanthemum.

Kong Erdan's chrysanthemums were all broken.

His face contorted, and he angrily put on the high-tech bracelet and activated its function. This thing doesn't recognize the owner, everyone uses energy, although it is damaged, the combat effectiveness is still good.

Wei Liang fired a few more laser rays, which were blocked one after another.

He used the Steel Feather again, but with little success.

Finally, the gravitational field was turned on, and the shackles were still broken.

He was a little surprised, and said, "Isn't this thing damaged, why is it still so strong?" ”

Ding Ding said: "Although it is damaged, it can still exert nearly fifty percent of its strength, and it is almost invincible in the fifth layer." ”

Wei Liang didn't believe in evil, so he summoned the demon phantom and slashed it, but he was scattered by a punch, and this punch was unabated and hit Wei Liang's body.

He was blown away, Rao is dragon blood body was strong, and he also felt his internal organs tremble. Even if you know that this thing is invincible, pull up Ding Ding and run.

Kong Erdan was furious, and was about to chase over and kill the dog man and woman, but halfway through the run, he suddenly lost fire, only to hear the electronic prompt sound of the machine: warning, the power system is damaged.

He jumped to his feet angrily and scolded: "Drop the chain at the critical moment, waste!" Also high-tech products, tall! ”

After all, the bracelet is the crystallization of science and technology, and it can also interact with the owner, and said mechanically: "Roll the calf, do you like to use it, fuck your mother a great chicken." ”

Kong Erdan was angry and threw the bracelet on the ground and stepped on it all the time.

The electronic synthesizer screamed: "Oops, stomp on Daddy." Oops, stomp on Daddy. ”

……

Wei Liang flew with Ding Ding in his arms for a while, and when he saw that Kong Erdan didn't catch up, he landed on the ground and sighed lightly: "I can't beat it." ”

Ding Ding sighed sadly.

Wei Liang said apologetically: "It's a shame to disappoint you." ”

Tintin stood on tiptoe, rubbed his head, and said nothing, but his soft expression expressed everything.

Wei Liang was in a better mood and said with a smile: "This wave is not a loss, at least he has beaten out his two balls of silicone." ”

Tintin chuckled as he remembered the scene.