"Thank you to all the media, reporters, and friends for participating in the opening ceremony of "Flowers in the Army" in their busy schedules! I'm Lao Zhang! The director domineeringly lifted Mike himself as a guest for a simple opening, and then he handed Mike to the master of ceremonies.

I led Meow Mi to hide at the edge of the rostrum of the press conference, sitting next to the star, silently thinking in my heart: I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me

According to the process of the venue, at this moment, it should be the master of ceremonies to warm up, and then the leaders of relevant departments to speak, which is very good and very court. This time, the official sent by the imperial court seems to be a second-grade member of the Ministry of Rites, one level higher than me, and sure enough, in the imperial capital, not first-class officials are embarrassed to meet people!

The chubby official read a red and special speech that he had never read before, and I was drowsy when I listened! I thought I would never hear such an official statement again after graduation, but I never expected to meet it today! It's hard to prevent it! I shouldn't have agreed to come here if I knew that I wouldn't have agreed to the director! Sad, sad!

The fat man, who was full of official taste, read for half an hour, and everyone except his secretary, who listened with great interest and was impressed by the writing of the manuscript, was about to fall asleep. But this leader's face can't be left ungiven, otherwise what if the people in the Ministry of Rites cut the movie in half? The military department has no right to interfere in the affairs of the imperial court, and it is taboo for martial artists to interfere in politics in previous dynasties, and my aunt will never fight with the Ministry of Rites for a movie.

Just as my face was pressed against the table, I noticed that the Great Guide was pronouncing my name. What's going on? Got me to speak? Do I have a floor? Why didn't the director tell me?

I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth and looked at the director in confusion, my eyes were full of questions, what is the situation?

The director said with a smile: "Please speak on behalf of Major General Yang Mengmeng of the Ministry of War!" ”

No way! Is there really anything I have to say? Isn't this a pit man? Great director, great director, I treat you well, you actually cheated me!

The director walked up to me and whispered in my ear: "I didn't tell you before because of negligence at work, I thought I would be able to see you when I went to Imperial Capital University, but I didn't expect you to go that day, so I forgot to inform you, didn't your fat friend tell you to prepare a speech?" ”

I'll go, I'll go! You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix! Dead fatty! He's finished! Such a big thing didn't even notify me!

Ahh Ahh

The fat man who was playing a game in the dormitory suddenly felt a chill on his body, and felt full of malice from the world. He hurriedly turned around and knelt down on my bed: "Boss! Don't blame your brother for not informing you! My mentor won't let me say it! There is a debtor and a debtor! ”

I can't feel the fat man's confession at all, what should I do? You can't hang on it, can you? It's so embarrassing! What to do? On-site direct editing! After studying Chinese language and literature for four years, did you study it in vain? Sure enough, knowledge is not learned in vain!

I coughed lightly twice to ease the embarrassment and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the opening ceremony of "Flowers in the Army". "Flowers in the Army" is an excellent domestic film jointly produced by the Zhao Group, the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of War. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, a smile appeared on the face of the second-grade fat man from the Ministry of Rites, this major general of the military department knows how to be a man! Let's talk about the Ministry of Rites first and then talk about the Ministry of War, well, there is a future, know how to advance and retreat! It is understandable that the Zhao Group is placed in front, people are the gold owners, this is understandable, if I put the military department in front of the Ministry of Rites, this fat man will definitely not be able to hang his face! Believe it or not, that's the power of words!

"As a representative of the Ministry of War, I am very happy to be here to make this speech -- the director is a director I admire very much, and he specially asked me for the artistic details of the film. He is a great artist and a great filmmaker, and I hope that everyone will give the warmest applause to the director! "I continue to hold the big guide, the sedan chair is carried by everyone, and the biggest face of today's opening ceremony is the big guide.

I continued: "The Chinese soldiers are the top troops in the world, and for the Chinese soldiers, everyone can only see them from the news and the media, and then from the parade to see the neat and tidy infantry phalanx, and everyone lacks this part of the understanding of the joys and sorrows of the soldiers. The filming of "Flowers in the Army" can't fill this gap! A warrior is not a steel machine to defend his country! They also have their own love and their own friendship! Seeing the subtle knowledge, the great director can care about the life and emotions of the soldiers, which is another peak of his art! On behalf of the Ministry of War and on behalf of the Chinese soldiers, I would like to thank the director! ”

"Today, it is the opening ceremony of "Flowers in the Army", here, I bring the best wishes of the Ministry of War, I wish "Flowers in the Army" a big box office hit, and I wish "Flowers in the Army" to win artistic awards!" I patted the director's fart again, and the director accepted my fart happily. Who wouldn't want to listen to good words?

Finally, the star spoke, and I don't know how many films were murdered in this scene. By the way, I took a moment to take a look at the hero and heroine, and they are indeed handsome men. In order to ensure the box office, the movie must find big-name stars to join. The old Zhao family is not bad for stars, for this movie, Zhao Fairy and his father arranged a large number of celebrity soy sauce groups! This soy sauce group is sponsored by friendship, some take the initiative to join, some Lao Zhao exchanges with others, and some spend money to invite them! This also has a very interesting situation: even if it is a scenic spot in the movie, it is an old drama bone who has won the Golden Dog Bear Award!

The hero and heroine are first-line popular students and jade girls, and even people like me, who don't care about the entertainment industry, think they are familiar! It is estimated that it is a poster on the wall of Beijing Street! Whatever! I'm not a star chaser! It's a loss that Xue Xuening didn't come, otherwise she would have to go crazy! She's a star chaser! By the way, I suddenly patted my head, there are few star chasers in my family, but one or two of my students are star chasers! I have time to ask them for an autographed photo! Don't give? Don't give them a salary!

I think all the press conference parts are useless! If you don't say what you say, it's a waste of time! You must know that the press conference will be followed by a dinner party! Dinner! I didn't even eat for this dinner, I came on an empty stomach!

It's a good habit I've developed to never eat before a banquet! Special Mommy's! I'm starving to death!

The last person finally finished speaking, and I realized that I was naïve when I thought it was all over! After everyone has spoken, there is still an hour of free questions for journalists! It is simply impossible for me, as a representative of the military department, to retreat in advance!

I'll go! I'll go! I'll (to be continued.) )