Chapter 11 IQ Tests

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"Hello everyone, it's the time-awaited time for the audience to abuse the dishes again."

Crazy Cool: It's the time when the anchor is abused

There are pits on the other side: rookies don't want Bilian

Crossing the tower to give away people's heads: I found that rookie abuse is better than cartoons

At the request of the majority of fans, even with the addition of more than a dozen cartoons, this time of day is still the time for the water friends race. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was the largest when playing the water friend competition, exceeding the number of viewers when the cartoon was played, which made Zhao Xiaochuan feel strange.

System prompt: The old lady is a man who gives the anchor a rocket

In addition to the prompt of the system to send rockets, I also saw such a barrage:

The old lady is a man: the rookie fan group has been established, and the group number is 438****

Zhao Xiaochuan: "Thank you, the old lady is the rocket sent by the man, what's going on with this fan base?" When did I have a fan base? ”

Zhao Xiaochuan said this, so many barrages that were originally ignored by most people instantly attracted the attention of the audience.

The barrage that was originally full of screens suddenly disappeared, and only a few sporadic barrages remained:

Anchors, don't go too far: what happened, why is the barrage gone

The eunuch is not in a hurry, and the palace maid is in a hurry: I just came, and I told the big one what's going on

The reason why there is no barrage is that everyone is looking for the fan group number just announced in the barrage dialog box

The old lady is a man: there are many people who can't find it, and again, the rookie fan group number is 438****

The old lady is a man: rookie, the flock is almost full, so I will send you as the anchor

Crazy and cool: Isn't the rookie in it after a long time?

The opposite side is a pit: how can a group without rookies be considered a fan base

Cute radishes: Rookies quickly join the group

Zhao Xiaochuan thinks it's good to have no fan base, but in fact, he is mainly afraid of trouble. But seeing that many people swiped the screen and asked him to join the group, he could only add the fan group: "Okay, let's add it, everyone continues to watch the anchor abuse vegetables." ”

Meng Meng Da Radish: When will the rookie turn on the camera

Pouring foam and shyness: Quickly open the hue

The barrage full of screens turned into asking Zhao Xiaochuan to turn on the camera, Zhao Xiaochuan was not ready for it, he was a little introverted and shy.

Zhao Xiaochuan: "Don't worry, everyone, I'm not ready, wait a few more days." ”

Galen Weiwu: Let's disperse, rookies are too ugly to see people

Before your father died: The ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws

Zhao Xiaochuan: "Don't run away if you say I'm ugly, be careful that I beat you in the past, I'm a handsome guy who is known as a copy of Wu Yanzu." ”

Saying that, Zhao Xiaochuan found a photo of Wu Yanzu from the Internet and put it on the interface of the live broadcast room: "See, this is the anchor's photo." ”

Yue Ta sent people to the head: Blow B, I only serve rookies

Zhao Xiaochuan: "I just looked for a photo, why was someone killed?" Can you on the other side not take advantage of others? ”

Game interface: [Everyone] The old lady is a man: You brag too shamelessly, I can't stand it, so I'll kill you

Game interface: [Everyone] The old lady is a man: Can a rookie use dim sum, I have to be super-god

Sending people to the head over the tower: This is a VIP taunt bit

It's all pits on the other side: bragging is sanctioned

"The old lady is a man" mocking Zhao Xiaochuan on the game interface is clearly visible on the live broadcast page.

Crazy and cool: Good news, a rookie bar has been built, welcome everyone to pay attention to 1

Crazy Cool: Good news, a rookie bar has been built, welcome everyone to pay attention to 2

Zhao Xiaochuan finally saw the power of fans, he didn't do anything, the fan base was there, and now there is a post bar.

Zhao Xiaochuan: "It's here so soon?" You don't need to swipe the screen to be crazy and cool, I will write the post bar on the announcement in the live broadcast room. All the cartoons I've shown will be in the post bar. ”

Just in this speech, Zhao Xiaochuan's game interface is black again, this heart is really not something that ordinary people can do well, I originally watched other people's live games and felt that those masters were a little stronger than him, now just look at Zhao Xiaochuan's 0-8 super ghost number jΓΉ.

In this way, Zhao Xiaochuan was playing games and chatting with the audience at the same time, and the time soon reached twelve o'clock in the evening.

Zhao Xiaochuan: "It's already twelve o'clock, that's all for today's live broadcast, goodbye everyone." ”

Foaming Flowers: Rookie sowing for a while

Before your father died: Rookie don't go

Pisces Timo: Sow until half past twelve

Zhao Xiaochuan is already familiar with the temperament of fans, mainly because there are many fans, many of them are night owls who sleep late, and his first water friend race was fooled by fans until more than two o'clock in the morning before sleeping.

Zhao Xiaochuan: "The anchor is very tired from live broadcasting, and he talks for so long while playing games. We'll see you tomorrow. ”

Big Beauty: Rookie

It's all pits on the other side: good night to rookie

Before your father died: I'm going to sleep too, goodbye rookie

I didn't feel it when I was live just now, and after the live broadcast, Zhao Xiaochuan felt that his throat was about to smoke, but when he saw the screen full of "good night" barrage, all his hard work seemed to have disappeared.

After closing the live broadcast room, Zhao Xiaochuan drank a large glass of water, climbed into bed and went to sleep, and soon fell asleep.

Seeing that the rookie's live broadcast room has been closed, countless viewers turned off their computers and went to bed, and countless fans closed their mobile phones and closed their eyes.

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"Xiaobai, come, mom will take you to dinner." Tie Ling spread his hands and waited for Xiao Bai to jump over as usual.

Xiaobai looked at Tie Ling suspiciously, it understood what Tie Ling meant, although it didn't know why, but it still jumped into Tie Ling's arms: "Well, it's soft, it's very comfortable." Xiao Bai squinted and enjoyed the softness of Tie Ling's chest.

"Xiaobai, why are you so strange lately?" Tie Ling felt that Xiaobai's expression was very strange, and he was not as lively and active as before, "I'll take you to the pet hospital after dinner in a while." ”

Tie Ling took Xiaobai to the cafeteria and ordered a set meal. Tie Ling prepared a special small bowl for Xiaobai, poured some milk in the bowl, and put it on the ground for Xiaobai to eat by himself.

If it was the greedy Xiaobai before, he would have been lying on the edge of the bowl and drinking milk happily, but today, looking at Tie Ling who was eating at the table, an idea came to mind.

"Wangwang." The milky cry of the little white milk sounded.

"Xiaobai, what are you doing?" Tie Ling found that Xiaobai kept jumping up and down, stretching out his claws and constantly gesturing at something.

"You're not hungry?" "Wangwang."

"You don't want milk? So what do you want to eat? Tie Ling felt that he must be crazy, and he actually talked to a puppy, the key is what Xiaobai clearly wants to express?

The word "hand dancing" to describe human beings naturally came to Tie Ling's mind, and Tie Ling seemed to understand Xiaobai's intention: "You said you want to eat at the table?" ”

Tie Ling put the small bowl with milk on the dining table, and sure enough, Xiaobai jumped into her arms and jumped on the dining table, lying on the edge of the bowl and drinking milk.

After eating, Tie Ling hugged Xiaobai and went straight to the outside of the school, there is no such place as a pet hospital in the school.

"What are the symptoms?" Dr. Sun looked at the little husky in Tie Ling's arms, with his decades of experience as a veterinarian, he couldn't see anything unusual, and he could see at a glance that common pets such as cats and dogs in the past were not far from ten.

"I don't know how to say it," Tie Ling didn't know how to describe it, "it's not as lively as it was some time ago, and it has a strange expression. ”

"Expressions? The puppy has no expression, it looks cute because of its natural appearance, and it is not a deliberate expression. Dr. Sun held out his hand, "Come, show me." ”

Xiaobai saw a stranger stretching out his hand to him, and Tie Ling actually handed her out, and immediately struggled, so I didn't want to be hugged by this hairless person: "Wangwang." He stretched out his short legs and kept kicking at Dr. Sun.

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble, this is a doctor, for you." Tie Ling comforted the struggling Xiaobai, "I'm sorry, Doctor Sun, Xiaobai didn't recognize life before." ”

"Doctor? See a doctor? The words came into Xiaobai's ears, and he couldn't understand it the most, but he was slowly learning to comprehend the sound he heard.

"It's okay, I've seen everything more recognizable than it." Doctor Sun said, taking Xiaobai from Tie Ling's hand, Xiaobai, who had been appeased by Tie Ling, didn't struggle anymore, but, what was the "disgust" in his eyes?

Dr. Sun felt that he must be old and dazzled, and just now he said that the puppy had no expression, but he saw the word "disgust" in the puppy's eyes.

In the next few minutes, Xiaobai felt the deep malice from this world, and was touched and pinched here and there by Dr. Sun, and broke its eyelids and mouth, and took a round cold object and pressed it on its stomach.

Hey, no, why are you looking at me? "Wow!"

"Girl, with my experience as a veterinarian for so many years, this little husky is in good health and has no problems. As for the situation you are talking about, it may be a psychological problem. ”

"Psychological problems? Xiaobai is a puppy, will he also have psychological problems? Tie Ling felt incredible.

Dr. Sun patiently explained: "This situation is extremely rare, and ordinary people may think it is incredible, but it is real, and there are many such cases. This situation is usually found in dog breeds with higher IQ, and I can give it an IQ test first. ”

Tie Ling is an eye-opener today, he used to know that people will have psychological problems, and people have IQ tests, but I didn't expect dogs to have them.

"What does this puppy like to eat?"

"Xiaobai likes to eat small dried fish the most."

Dr. Sun, a cat who likes to eat small dried fish, saw a lot of it, and the first time he saw Dr. Sun, a dog who likes to eat small dried fish, he took small dried fish from the "cat food classification" and put it on the floor, with a transparent plastic plate in between.

"Go ahead, that's your favorite dried fish." Dr. Sun pointed to the dried fish and placed it in a place where the dried fish could be clearly seen, with a clear plastic plate in between.

Xiaobai looked at the little dried fish, although he wanted to eat it, but he learned one thing today: he couldn't eat on the floor, he should eat on the table.

Seeing Xiaobai's reaction, Dr. Sun thought it hadn't noticed, and moved it a little closer, and now the distance between Xiaobai and the dried fish was no more than 20 centimeters, with only a transparent plastic plate in the middle.

Why are you so annoying, I'm sitting here fine, why do you keep moving me. Xiao Bai looked at the bald man in front of him and threw the dried fish on the ground for a while, and moved the glass plate for a while, thinking that he had a problem with his brain.

"Girl, I think your puppy may have a problem with his IQ, that is, he may have a lower IQ among dogs."

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