Chapter 439: Dong Yong, Xu Xianning, Caichen was weak
Guan Xiaotong was angry for three days in a row, on Monday, she pulled her face all day, no one dared to mess with her when she saw her, and even the teachers of professional classes put away the habit of teasing her before. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
On Saturday, she was angry with her classmate Li Nier, hated her, and would only knock out her teeth and swallow it in her stomach when she suffered a loss, and she didn't even dare to resist.
On Sunday, he was angry with Guan Dad and Yang An, hating these men who looked forward and backward, afraid of this and that, knowing what was happening, but they were unwilling to help punish the evil and eliminate the evil.
Today, Monday, she was angry with Ye Yuqing and Song Keke, she wondered if the world had changed, and the bad guys not only couldn't be punished, but took the initiative to jump up and down, and no one could cure them? It's disgusting!
Angry is angry, Guan Xiaotong rarely has a day of class, and she still has important things to do in the evening.
After the professional class in the afternoon, Guan Xiaotong first came to the door of the school cafeteria, which is the express delivery distribution center, and she received a text message that the package from Hongfeng had arrived.
"Xiaotong, is this your express package? Why is it so big! Need me to help you move? ”
Two foreign boys who knew her hurriedly came up to offer their courtesy, and introduced themselves as sophomores.
Guan Xiaotong was in a better mood, and thanked the boy: "Thank you, senior, just help me send it to the girls' dormitory!" ”
When Guan Xiaotong and the other girls carried the two large cardboard boxes back to the dormitory building, she didn't enter her room, but turned directly to the next door, pushing the cardboard boxes in, tired and panting: "Nier, I'm here to bring you a gift!" ”
The girls' dormitory in the four-person room was dressed up warm and cute, Li Nier sat on the lower bunk bed, leaning against the wall in a daze, and when she saw Guan Xiaotong, she was in a better mood, and she smiled in front of her.
Guan Xiaotong quickly opened the express package, and there was a classmate named Shanshan next to him, who helped together and took out several large boxes of things.
"Wow~~ Are these two boxes all Yang An's full set of emoji dolls?" Shanshan shouted enviously: "This set costs two or three thousand yuan, right?" ”
Guan Xiaotong opened one of the boxes with a smile: "This is what I asked Brother Yang for, I didn't pay a penny, and even the courier fee was paid by him~~ Come to Nier, your favorite surprised expression!" ”
This expression is Yang An stretched out his hand and put it to his mouth, his eyes were staring, and his face was full of surprise, this is also the most popular cheap and cute expression, the emoji doll can be grabbed with a slap, but the workmanship is quite exquisite, and it is loved by everyone.
Li Nier reached out and took it, and her voice was very hoarse: "Thank you, Xiaotong." ”
Guan Xiaotong and Shanshan exchanged glances, and took out all kinds of cute little things for Li Nier, in addition to more than 200 full sets of expression dolls, she also noticed a specially separated small box, wrapped in an air shockproof diaphragm, unpacked with adhesive, and the word "new" was written on the outer layer of the small box.
"It's ...... Wow! Wow~~ Oh my God, Guan Xiaotong, oh my God~~"
Shanshan shouted excitedly, reached out and took out a pair of dolls, this is a pair of glazed couple wedding ceramic ornaments, both men and women are wearing traditional red dresses, and the boys are also wearing bowler hats, looking at their appearance, this pair is Yang An and Guan Xiaotong!
Guan Xiaotong was also excited, took the pair from Shanshan's hand, carefully groped and appreciated the details of the ornaments, hehehehehe smirked, didn't say anything, just knew to look at it over and over.
"Wow~~ Xiaotong, where did this come from?" Shanshan is envious, but this ornament seems to be only one, and you can't see anyone else.
Guan Xiaotong smiled, and it took a long time to react: "It must be tonight's episode of Running Man's show." Today is a marriage competition! ”
Shanshan said: "Let's eat first, and then Xiaotong, you tell us the details, and we will watch the live broadcast together at 8 o'clock!" Neil, shall I bring you some food? ”
Li Nier had a little strength and nodded.
When someone else came to replace them in the dormitory, Guan Xiaotong and Shanshan went out together, Guan Xiaotong asked worriedly: "Nier, she has been like this for the past two days?" ”
Shanshan nodded and sighed: "Her parents said that they would take her back to rest first, but she didn't agree, so she had to live in a dormitory, and her parents gave me two thousand yuan to help her buy something and care more about her." That's all I can do! ”
The two walked in the direction of the cafeteria, and after Guan Xiaotong greeted a few friends he knew, he took the time to say, "Let's talk about something happy in the evening and try to make her laugh." ”
The two ordered a small fried takeout, and specially bought Li Nier's favorite fried chicken and beer, and returned to the dormitory.
More than 200 emojis were dismantled in half, several classmates were talking and laughing, and there was laughter in the dormitory, everyone intentionally or unintentionally took care of Li Nier's mood and wanted to interact with her, but she was always lacking in interest, and she couldn't eat beer and fried chicken after two bites.
Shanshan asked, "Xiaotong, should you say it?" How did you get the marriage contest? ”
Guan Xiaotong drank some beer, blushed, and said shyly: "Won't you see it later?" Shall I talk about the tidbits first? ”
Everyone listened attentively, sitting on the bed, leaning against the table, all full of curiosity.
Guan Xiaotong said: "After recording the brand-tearing competition that day, which is the second issue you saw, I will go back in the evening, and the privilege they gave me was to pair each guest." Did you know? These brothers are so funny, I was harassed by them in turn, and they flattered me one after another, I really laughed to death......"
Guan Xiaotong held the pair of ceramic wedding villains and said: "Except for Brother Yang and Brother Bao, no one else in the running man is married, so my father suggests that I be paired with Brother Yang, so as not to spread any scandals in the future, after all, everyone in the world knows that Brother Yang is clean and self-conscious!" Later, there was a Chinese wedding, and this is the makeup photo of the two of us! ”
Everyone is envious: "Xiaotong, you are so happy~~ To be able to marry Brother Yang, even if it is fake, you are happy!" ”
"That's right! Rong Feifei is already the public enemy of girls in the country, and you are now the second public enemy! ”
"Wow~~ If I get married in the future, my husband will be half as good as Yang An."
"Why hasn't the show started yet? I'm looking forward to this episode, I just want to see handsome guys and beauties get married! ”
Guan Xiaotong smiled: "Handsome guys and beauties? Hum! You'd never know how I matched it! ”
Shanshan sneered: "Let's talk about Sister Zhen Ling first, you won't match her to Jin Dabao, right?" ”
Guan Xiaotong lay on the bed with a smile, deliberately leaned on Li Nier's side, and giggled: "I gave her to Zhang Yishan!" ”
Burst!
The whole dormitory laughs!
Even Li Nier couldn't help it, but she knew that Zhang Yishan, a senior brother who had graduated, was so spoofed by Guan Xiaotong, this Zhang Yishan must not be made crazy?
"Although Senior Brother Sha is usually a little funny, he is a very good person and takes good care of me, so I gave Sister Yuanyuan to him, and the two of them have a tacit understanding in Do Not Disturb."
"Where's Huang Xiaoying?"
"Give it to Peng Yuyan!"
"Wow~~ This is a real combination of handsome guys and beauties! Yes, Brother Yang and you are also handsome guys and beauties! Hee-hee~~"
"Poof! Isn't the rest Brother Hu and Jin Dabao? ”
"Guan Xiaotong, you won't! You put the two of them together? My God, aren't you afraid of being sprayed to death by Brother Hu's fans? ”
Guan Xiaotong giggled: "There will always be two boys to match, anyone who matches will be scolded, my father said, it doesn't matter, this is a game, and you have to believe in the director and editing strength of the program team!" ”
A good director and editor can edit bad material into an exciting blockbuster, Yang Anguan Xiaotong, Peng Yuyan and Huang Xiaoying, these two pairs are standard handsome guys and beauties, but in fact, the highlights are very average.
Shabei Gao Yuanyuan, Zhen Ling and Zhang Yishan, these two teams will definitely have many more funny shots than the first two teams, and the audience will love to watch the jokes produced by these two groups more.
And the male and female combination of Brother Hu and Jin Dabao is purely a spoof, but as long as the two of them have a high sense of artistry, they can definitely get the highest attention in the audience.
can be explained by an Internet buzzword, that is: "Dong Yong, Xu Xian and Ning Caichen are both weak, last night my daughter-in-law pulled out the fire cup, how did I feel like I was talking about a seven-star ladybug?" ”
In short, not many people watch the normal combination.,Everyone loves to watch abnormal things.,The more bizarre the title, the better.,Ladybugs.,How exciting the content.,Fairies and demons are nothing.,Right,That's how the topic came about!
Guan Xiaotong introduced the content of the tidbits for a while, making everyone laugh, and finally everyone joked again, forcing her to talk about the feeling of wearing a wedding dress.
After squirming for a moment, Guan Xiaotong stammered: "I feel...... Feel...... It is very happy to marry a gentle and mature man, he will think about me in all kinds of details, I don't have to worry about anything...... Oops, I can't go on, what time is it? The TV show is about to start! ”
The time was only 7 o'clock, everyone simply took this opportunity to wash, change into pajamas or something, and then nested on Li Nier's bed, took the lazy stand and sandwiched the big pad, and clicked on the CCTV app to watch.
Guan Xiaotong took advantage of everyone to leave and leaned on Li Nier's side, but she didn't expect that her best friend, who had a good relationship, actually shrank her body, as if she didn't want to be with her.
Is it because you're worried that you're dirty? Guan Xiaotong was very distressed, looking at Li Nier's beautiful face, pretending not to know, and continued to squeeze over, and deliberately stuck to her.
"Xiaotong, you follow the running man to do the show...... Happy? Li Nier asked in a low voice.
Guan Xiaotong was overjoyed, she was finally willing to communicate: "Of course, the six of them took good care of me, and it was not easy for them to take care of me, a weakling, and deliberately did not eliminate me in advance, I am very grateful to them." ”
Li Nier asked, "Do you like Yang An?" ”
Guan Xiaotong blushed, she didn't intend to lie to her, she first nodded heavily, then shook her head, leaned on Li Nier's shoulder, and said slowly: "If you want to hear it, I can tell you the story between me and him......"
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ps: Plus more 6/6, the starting point here plus more to pay off the debt. Let's pay off the debts over there in QQ Book City...... (To be continued.) )