On the eaves, I had a piece of wood under my feet, my whole body was in a ball, my face was leaning on Chen Miaoji's body, pillowed on his arm, and my eyes were closed and the sun was warm.

"Comfortable, right?"

His voice rang in my ears. "Hmm!" I smiled happily.

In the afternoon, Chen Miaoji went back to take a nap. When I woke up, I found Ai Xiaoman and Mao Feng munching on squid on the table, eating all over their mouths. Chen Miaoji looked at a large table of food, vigilantly checked his wallet, and found that the money in it was gone. "You two?"

Mao Feng raised his hands above his head and surrendered.

I could only smile at Chen Miaoji. "Don't be angry~ I have something for you." I turned to myself and muttered, 'Who told you to sleep so late!' ’

Chen Miaoji walked to the table and roared, "Do you have any leave for me?" "The food on the table has long been swept away.

On the other side at this time, Chen Xin said to Ai Xiaoman, who suddenly appeared behind him. "Where have you been? Why can't I find you? Chen Xin didn't know that the Ai Xiaoman in front of him was actually pretending to be an evil spirit.

"I can find you, can't you~"

"Can you help me see, do I look good in this dress?" Chen Xin spun around.

"Do you want me to be honest?"

"Of course!" Chen Xin nodded expectantly.

"Dirt!"

"Are you still angry that I didn't leave you squid? Didn't people apologize to you~" I stood in front of Chen Miaoji, looked at him carefully, and carefully watched what changes in his expression.

"You're so long-winded. Didn't I say I wasn't angry~"

I didn't believe it, so I leaned closer to Chen Miaoji and stared at him.

"What?"

"Displeasure is written on my face."

"Where?" Chen Miaoji tilted his face to the side.

"Or if you look in the mirror, your face will be clearly written, and you will look unwilling."

"You fool." Chen Miaoji's words changed: "I'm thinking about your 4004 problem!" ”

I smiled anxiously and shyly, and then my face sank and I slapped Mao Feng wildly: "Didn't you say that four hundred and four is written as 4004?" ”

"Do you want to learn to write?" Chen Miaoji looked at me slyly.

"Wouldn't I?" I bit my fingers and snickered inwardly.

"My stomach hurts." Mao Feng's face suddenly turned blue.

"I've only swung twice, and you're like that?" I looked at Mao Feng in surprise: "You lack exercise." ”

I could see that Mao Feng no longer had the strength to talk back to me, so I saw him cover his mouth and go to the toilet, and then vomited.

I pointed at Mao Feng in a panic, and then looked at Chen Miaoji: "What's wrong with him?" ”

When he was having dinner in the evening, Mao Feng covered his mouth and ran to the toilet to vomit.

I still have a big mouthful of rice in my mouth. "Eun~" I didn't even swallow the food in my mouth. "What is he doing here?"

"How do I feel like he's pregnant?" Chen Biao suddenly raised his head and said.

"Don't talk nonsense, you must have eaten squid and eaten bad stomach." I quickly explained.

"Didn't you eat squid too, why are you okay?" Chen Biao repeated it again and again: "I think it's pregnant." ”

I looked embarrassed.

"Then you say, what do I want to wear to look good?" Chen Xin looked at Ai Xiaoman. Turning his head slightly, he muttered, 'Little brat, do you know what it means to be good-looking?' ’

"Trust my aesthetic! Let's go~ Take you to buy clothes. ”

"Is he really pregnant?" I stared at Lang Zhong who was taking Mao Feng's pulse with wide eyes, and then said to Chen Miaoji.

Chen Miaoji spread his hands: "The ghost knows!" ”

The shopkeeper of the clothing store was very polite and entertained.

"Get her some decent and up-to-date clothes and try them on." Ai Xiaoman put his hands in the pockets of his pants very handsomely. The shopkeeper looked at the childlike Ai Xiaoman in surprise. "Let's go." Ai Xiaoman looked at the second child in the store.

"Am I good at dirt?" Chen Xin looked at Ai Xiaoman with disdain, hoping that she would give some advice.

"The big skirt is only dressed like this by the village girl, because people don't have such conditions, and those who plant rice in the countryside don't need many beautiful clothes. But you're going to go on a blind date, how can you not dress decently? ”

"Blind date?"

"Wrong, it's a bubble date!"

The shopkeeper then brought several sets of clothes over. Chen Xin tried them on one by one.

"How?" After a long time, Chen Xin changed into a new set and came out with a happy face.

At first, Ai Xiaoman was still standing and watching Chen Xin come out again and again, she shook her head, and finally sat on the chair and almost fell asleep. It feels like taking my son shopping, and my son's vision is always at odds with his mother's.

For the last time, Chen Xin wore a conservative and sexy black dress. walked to Ai Xiaoman's side and pushed her: "How is this body?" ”

"It's long overdue." Ai Xiaoman got up and prepared to leave.

"Do you want to take a look, does this body really fit?"

"It's beautiful! Let's go, let's go! After speaking, Ai Xiaoman also paid for Chen Xin's clothes.

Chen Xin wanted to give her money, but she didn't want it either. "How rare to be so generous today? Will there be fraud? ”

"Money is such a thing, flying all over the sky, all over the street, as long as you are diligent, this thing will have as much as you want. Money has no feet, where it is quiet, you can pick it up. Ai Xiaoman said.

Next. Mao Feng's belly has come out. Chen Biao's eyes were about to fall out. "It can't be that I said that you are really pregnant?"

Mao Feng came to me in confusion, and I couldn't close my mouth in the same surprise as Chen Biao. "Aren't you a man? How can you get pregnant? ”

"I think the same way as you." Chen Biao said.

"What about the rogue bunny? What did he say? I asked.

"Senior brother seems to be helpless!" Chen Biao said and sighed.

"Isn't it painful to have a baby?" Mao Feng held my hand tightly.

My face stiffened, and my eyebrows raised: "This, I really don't know this." ”

Mao Feng was worried.

"But you can ask your mother! If your mother gave birth soon, you would be very soon. Usually this kind of thing is also inherited. After saying that, I regretted it, I was too fast, so I could only smile: "I'm sorry, I forgot that there is only one person left now." Don't worry, isn't there a midwife~ Everything is all right! ”

"I'm still scared." Mao Feng anxiously grabbed my hand and didn't let go.

I could feel how nervous Mao Feng was. "But may I ask you a question? Do you have children as a man? ”

Mao Feng's face was black.

I laughed.

"Xiaoman, you help me ask, how can I get pregnant?" Mao Feng pinned all his hopes on me.

"How would I know?" I avoided Mao Feng's gaze. "Otherwise, I'll invite you to eat squid~" I rounded my eyes.

"I haven't had an appetite at all late~" Mao Feng's whole person was dying.

"Sour and spicy girl." I thought about it, turned around and asked curiously, "What do you like to eat now?" Sour or spicy? Hot and sour noodles? ”

"I want to eat something sweet!" Mao Feng stepped back with disdain.

"Sweet? What is this? "I'm messy too.

"I see that the handsome guy just went out, otherwise, let's go find him!" Chen Biao proposed.

"Let's go!" I'll pull up the hairy peak. The three of them came to the small river, the river was almost dry, and the width of the river was about two meters.

"Look at me!" Chen Biao jumped coolly, wanting to jump to the opposite side, but his whole body was trapped in it and he couldn't pull it out for a long time.

Mao Feng and I were already laughing on the shore in an instant.

"Pull me up." Chen Biao cried.

"I thought you were doing. I don't even want to stop you in a hurry, I want to die~ I really can't stop it. Mao Feng held his stomach and laughed.

"Look at Mao Feng, you can't think about it when you're pregnant, why don't you want to live?" I couldn't stop laughing with schadenfreude, that scene was so hilarious and funny.

"If you really want to thank me, then you can do me a favor." Ai Xiaoman smiled at Chen Xin.

"Good!"

"Retractor hook! Adults can't talk without words. ”

Then, Ai Xiaoman took Chen Xin back to the house where he lived. Chen Xin is still wondering, why does Ai Xiaoman live in a different place? After entering the door, Ai Xiaoman pointed to the dirty clothes and smelly socks in a big bed, and said excitedly: "Then you can wash all the clothes on the bed, and wash them all before dark!" ”

"So much?" Chen Xin's jaw was about to fall in surprise. "I should have woken up sooner! Nothing in the world is really free. I'll just say, how can you suddenly be so generous. Chen Xin regretted: "How long has it been since you washed your clothes?" ”

"You should ask me how long it's been since I showered." Ai Xiaoman said as he undressed.

"Huh~" Chen Xin covered his eyes: "Then how long have you not taken a bath?"

"It's been a long, long time~"

Later, Chen Xin secretly opened a small slit of his fingers, and saw that Ai Xiaoman was already soaking in the wooden barrel.

"These clothes were burned to me by my Ama Eniang before I died, and I can't wash them myself, so I can only wear one set a day, and it didn't take long for me to wear out all these clothes. I've been wearing the last set for three months now. Ai Xiaoman said with a sigh.

'Alive? Oh, the clothes she prepared for her before her death. Wow, that's too well prepared. Will her Ama Eniang suddenly appear? Chen Xin thought about it, a little afraid of it, but ghosts can't go out during the day, and it stands to reason that they don't look like ghosts. "Then why didn't you just buy yourself a set of clothes?"

"How do I wear your clothes?"

"It's too~" Chen Xin scratched his head.

When Chen Xin finished washing his clothes, he found Ai Xiaoman leaning on the wooden barrel and falling asleep...... "Oh my God, how sleepy are you?" Chen Xin looked at Ai Xiaoman, who was asleep, and suddenly felt that she was actually quite good.

Ai Xiaoman opened her eyes vigilantly, and Chen Xin was staring at her. It's getting dark, too. "Look at how hard you work, sell a cute one to you!"

"We've been pulling you out for a long time, why haven't you come out yet?" I looked at Chen Biao in distress.

"It's not us...... It's you! "Mao Feng was lying on the shore and watching me help alone.

"That's right~" I had an epiphany, and I also got up and walked to the shore to relax.

"That's how you treat me?" Chen Biao's whole body trembled, and he saw that the earth should not be called every day.

Mao Feng and I glanced at each other, spread our hands, and said in unison, "Is there anything you can't do?" ”

"I think I'd better go back and call for help first!" I stood up.

Chen Biao saw that Mao Feng was also leaving with me, and hurriedly stopped him: "Xiao Man is going to call for help, so why are you going back?" ”

"I can't help you here by myself."

"Aren't you energetic at night? Then you can't leave me and go back by yourself. ”

Mao Feng touched his belly: "But I'm pregnant now!" Respect the pregnant woman~"

"Forgive me for laughing low." My bohemian joy blossoms.

"You two are going to leave me here alone?"

"Let me state first, I'm just an ordinary ordinary person, and I have problems protecting myself!" I repeated, "I'm worried about myself, so I'll go back first, and it's going to get dark." ”

Chen Biao watched helplessly as I drifted away. 'It's going to get dark?' Chen Biao woke up: "Come back~ Give me back!" ”