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"Don't make a fuss," I muttered, rubbing my nose, the morning sun shining on my face, and I opened my eyes as I pulled my big tail apart with my hand.

This is the practice every morning, and as we all know, the cat is a very amazing animal, sleeps late and wakes up early, and is still a thief every day!

Meow Mi is worse than other cats, this thing will feel very lonely after getting up, so every time he wakes me up without hesitation, probably inspired by the cat teasing stick, this thing learned to sweep my face with his tail, once I feel itchy, it is definitely Meow Mi is telling me to get up, if I don't get up, the consequences will be very strict, the queen is angry and her temper is very bad - she will lie on my face with the whole cat!

This morning might be a little different! Although the meow of the cat remained after the transformation, it should be like a leather whip, and if I had the mental capacity to almost wake up, I would have been scared awake - I don't know where I thought a snake came from!

I got up quickly, folded the quilt, washed my face and brushed my teeth, and dressed my meow Mi, who has no ability to take care of herself now, thanks to her good figure, if she wants to become a 200-pound fat girl, I don't even have the strength to change her clothes!

In the frightened eyes of Meow Mi, I changed into a suit that I hadn't worn in a long time, expertly put on my tie, and then pulled the small blackboard from the corner.

It may be that the cat's own natural skills can judge the good and the bad, and the meow Mi felt that the shape was very unfavorable to herself, so she lowered her ears and pretended to be pitiful with me, and she whimpered with tears: "Meow~"

I put on a straight face: "Sue sù you hey!" Don't give it to your master, I'll do this! No one can stop you from learning today! If you can't learn about human beings, you don't want to go out! ”

After a day of getting along, I found that Meow Mi's IQ has improved significantly after becoming a human, and I dare not say how many days it takes, but at least it can reach the intelligence level of her body at this time, a teenage girl. So it's easy to learn some basic human language and lifestyle.

I posted my picture on the little blackboard and said to her, "Master! ”

She looked at the picture pitifully and said to me, "Master! ”

Oops, her master directly broke me! I've finally evolved from a shovel officer to a beautiful girl's master! What a life! It's so colorful!

I was overexcited, and I didn't see the mockery in my meow's eyes, and she looked at me like a fool

I drew another fish on the blackboard, and I said to her, "Fish! ”

Meow Mi suddenly lost the interest of playing with me, opened the door and walked into the living room with cat steps, and made a grimace at me before going out, leaving a very humane sentence: "Brake B"

OTZ I was teased by my own pet! What's wrong with meow? Is this still my meow? At this moment, I inexplicably sympathize with the parrot players, it turns out that the feeling of being called by their own pets is so subtle, and suddenly I have a sense of absurdity that the girl can't help but be a father, and there is an unusually abrupt feeling that my meow is possessed by something? How did you learn to scold people and "scare B"?

I got up from the ground and hurriedly ran into the living room to see if Meow Mi had escaped from my home and went to the Quartet, and when I got to the living room, I breathed a sigh of relief, and this thing was lying on the sofa fiddling with the remote control to change the channel

How do you feel a little weird, where does this inexplicable weirdness come from? Can anyone explain to me why Meow Mi watches TV? Why did she change the remote control - or the kind that directly entered the numbers? Why does she speak? Can she still tear open the bag of chips with her newly evolved hand and unscrew Sprite?

Am I crossing over? I slept and lost my memory for a month, and now it's a month later? What the hell is going on? One question mark after another in my head turned over and swirled, how come since yesterday, the life of the master has revealed all kinds of weirdness?

I pulled out my phone and found that today was the day after yesterday (awkward, wasn't it?). Well, time hasn't changed, I haven't crossed over, so what the hell is going on? Where did Meow Mi learn all kinds of life skills?

"Meow?" I sat next to her, grabbed her tail and gently tied a bow: "Why did you get enlightened in one night?" ”

Meow snatched her tail back from my hand with a grumbling look in her eyes, as if to warn me not to delay the Queen's TV.

"Do you speak? Human words! I asked, unrelenting.

"Hey! You can't make it, you're annoying! Meow Mi said in a meteor garden-like Hong Kong and Taiwan accent.

"You're from the South?" I asked.

Meow Mi shook his head very humanely, got up from the sofa, took me to my old-fashioned notebook, and opened a text folder clearly, and the player played the originator of domestic idol dramas - Meteor Garden, and I breathed a sigh of relief after the familiar melody of "Accompany You to See Meteor Shower" was released.

I'm very glad that the computer of Meow Mi is not proficient, and I have not mastered the skills of opening the hidden text jiàn folder, if my more than 300 G of Dongying kung fu movies and love action movies are found by her, it will be very bad, I can't imagine Meow Mi a mouthful of "transfer library", a mouthful of "ah extinguished" look!

It seems that this thing used my computer secretly while I was sleeping yesterday, and she watched me tinker with the computer all day long when she was a cat, and this time she became a human being and was not curious! As the old saying goes, curiosity kills cats! The curiosity of cats is really incomparable to humans!

But her learning ability is a little scary! She was able to become proficient and master the use of human language in one night! And can adapt to human life overnight! If it weren't for her ears and tail, I could easily have mistaken her for a human maiden!

But her self-taught saved me a lot of effort, and when she had a certain amount of knowledge, there were only some minutiae left to raise her into the perfect pet - of course, now Meow Mi is still very immature, knowledge is there, but survival ability is still not enough, just eating, drinking and having fun is not enough to live!

In order to test the amount of knowledge and survival skills of Meow Mi, I specially downloaded a survival knowledge quiz, in order to facilitate the answer, I downloaded all the multiple-choice questions, when Meow Mi handed in the paper, my eyes were almost scared off, because according to the results, throw Meow Mi anywhere, she can live safely and comfortably.

Are extrahuman creatures so rebellious? This is not scientific!