Chapter 507: Election of the Discipline Department
September 15, 7:40 a.m
"You have to read the form I just sent out, which roughly means that the Discipline Department is now pulling Zhuang Ding, in fact, it was supposed to start recruiting people at the same time around the end of October, but the Department of Discipline and Discipline is almost as important as the student union, and there can't be a situation of pulling parties and groups internally, so the school decided to start recruiting people first when you don't know your classmates too well" Hiratsuka sat on the podium with Erlang's legs crossed, "What's the matter with your pitiful expression of being deceived?" Is it necessary to make you arrive an hour earlier than the scheduled time to be the same as bitter melon?"
"No, arriving an hour early isn't too much of a thing for us to care about" Katsuragi Katsurama, who was elected as the class leader by a group of pit goods in the form of kicking the ball, silently pushed his glasses, "It's just our great Hiratsuka Shizun head teacher"
"It's Sunday, okay?! I'm going to Akihabara for a game show! One stone stirred up a thousand waves, led by Hiraga and Haruhara Yohei, most of the people in the classroom complained dissatisfied, but none of them used the education method to accuse Hiratsuka Jing, are these people afraid of death or uneducated?
"You really dare to say it," Hiratsuka raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this all your own doing, even people like me have emphasized that you must submit the report form before the 21st three times, and as a result, you have dragged it out until now, anyway, you have to complete this form today, and if you can't finish it, sit here and be a lucky cat."
"I don't want someone to offer fat and inflatable dolls in front of me in a few days," Sakamachi Konjiro complained
"How do you choose? Is it the same as electing the squad leader and other class cadres?" asked the more serious Ayazaki Sa, who raised his hand
"You haven't looked at the form for a long time" Hiratsuka's head has exploded a few crossroads, and Hikiya Hachiman, who was taught by Hiratsuka Shizue with an iron-blooded policy during the junior high school period, silently looked down at the form
"Please write the name of the person who best fits the answer from the following three questions"
"1: Looks the most vicious (male) or has a black personality (female)"
"2: Those who are born in a martial arts family and have a good martial arts foundation are preferred (male or female)"
"3: Dare to beat anyone (male or female)"
"Teacher! Are we recruiting terrorists? Makoto Ito asked with a strong hand raised
"There's a lot of nonsense, you, hurry up and finish it, I don't want to sit here on a good holiday" Hiratsuka quietly waved his hand a little irritably, "Hurry up, I'll report it directly when the time comes"
"The most vicious thing that looks like "the most vicious thing" has not been revealed in the class, which means that it needs to be tough on the outside (no. Good).
"Born in a martial arts family", Class G is biased towards liberal arts, and in addition to a bunch of complaining masters, only the three of Reverse Sixteen Nights, Ayasaki Sa and Yuyun Chong are considered sports all-rounders
"Dare to beat anyone" means that in addition to courage, there must be corresponding ability, and there seems to be only one person who has a good family and a good foundation
"Is it an anonymous vote?" asked Yuji Sakai as he raised his hand
"You don't have to write your name," Hiratsuka shrugged, "But there's no need for that, and it's not about choosing someone to go to the battlefield, and you're still afraid of being retaliated against."
"Hey~ The Wind Discipline Department sounds pretty good, what can you do" Reverse Sixteen Night, who was sitting in the last row, asked with interest
"Inspectors of students and teachers, who are responsible for patrolling the corridors and preventing disharmony in the school"
"That means you have to catch the teacher first, poof!" Hiraga Cairen, who spoke out of great rebellion (words of justice), was directly knocked down by a blackboard eraser
"Stupid dog, am I going to do anything to violate the discipline in front of you, I must make sure that the guys in the discipline department can't find evidence" Hiratsuka Jing laughed complacently
(It's really cheeky) Although I have seen a lot of brazen people like her, it is the first time I have seen such an upright person
"Do you want to listen to the student council?" asked again on the sixteenth night
"I don't remember if you've heard of it," Hiratsuka put down the magazine in his hand, "No, it's an independent organization, just like Onizuka he can't order the security room, and the student union doesn't have the right to order the Discipline Department, but sometimes they need to help them with their office and decorate the celebration venue."
"That's a good way to pass the time, I recommend myself" Sixteen Nights raised his hand like a bear child playing with a toy
"Very well, don't regret it," Hiratsuka smirked
"Uncle Sixteen Nights has never been afraid of anything," Sixteen Nights also propped up his head and responded with a mocking smile
"On Monday, I went to the Ministry of Discipline to report, the official appointment notice will be released on the 21st, you pit goods, don't tear up the questionnaire, I bet your "savior" will shout to give up in less than a day" Hiratsuka quietly hummed out of the classroom "Then school, and Katsuki, you remember to help me bring some games back when I go to the game show"
"Yes," Katsuragi replied weakly, and then the others picked up their schoolbags and left the classroom
"Chong-san is really absent," Sumiyoshi Chisato muttered to his companion before leaving, "Mr. Hiratsuka looks serious, will Chong-sao be brought with small shoes on Monday?"
"No, Chong is here today" Tomoya Okazaki raised his head and replied "I came early in the morning, but I don't know why I was pulled away by a large group of teachers"
"We're going to let him play a football game" Hiratsuka suddenly poked her head out of the door, almost scaring the timid ones half to death
“?” Game?
Note: In chapter 29 of the plot, the protagonist is accompanying Aoi on the Musashi ship at this time. Tolley and others, as for the ball, well, it's basketball
———————————————————————————————————— the dividing line of the Department of Discipline and Discipline
"Sixteen Nights, What's Wrong with Him"
"I don't know" Early in the morning of Monday, the people who came to the classroom one after another saw that the always arrogant Sixteen Nights were sitting in their seats in a daze, although they had only been together for less than half a month, but just like everyone knew that Chong was a good person, Sixteen Nights was a dragon Aotian This kind of thing they almost understood clearly
“?” Chong also noticed this first after walking into the classroom, strange, how did this guy who has been a "I call me the most hanging" since elementary school even changed his background?
"Tsk, a one-sided gamble, no one bets that you can survive the day" Hiratsuka Jing walked in and smacked his lips as if he was still unfinished after seeing this scene, "Then the people who came sit down first, let's continue yesterday's topic"
"What did you say yesterday?" Chong put the shoulder bag in the drawer and asked his tablemate, Chisato Sumiyoshi
"The problem of recruiting students in the Discipline Department, speaking of which, did Chong win yesterday by playing football?"
"Kicking a ball?" Chong was stunned for a moment, What? Yesterday it was a bit of a marathon, but what the hell is football?
"Sixteen Nights, do you want to tell me why you have such an expression when you just arrived in the morning?" asked Hiratsuka with a wicked smile after they all sat down
"It's really you," the smile of the sixteenth night looked very stiff no matter how you looked at it, "I lost, I only stayed in that place for an hour and I couldn't stand it"
"Is the Discipline Department that scary?"
"I just know that there seem to be a lot of seniors in it"
"Is it hell where you dare not stay for sixteen nights?"
"Okay, you boys, all quiet down," Hiratsuka clapped his hands vigorously and motioned for all the people in the classroom to shut up, "No matter what, we have to elect someone to go to the Discipline Department, this is the lowest bottom line"
"Or just vote directly" Hiratsuka Jing suddenly thought of a better way to have fun, "You guys come to vote by show of hands now, otherwise I will have to throw two or three people a day to intern in the discipline department, you must know that we are the only ones in the whole school who have not yet selected good people, and the other classes have already handed in tribute"
"Why is it a tribute" The timid girl was almost not frightened and fainted, and the atmosphere created by the combination of the sixteenth night and the peace of the tsuka was obviously to show that the Ministry of Wind and Discipline was a Longtan tiger's den
(Isn't the Discipline Department only responsible for patrolling the corridors?) Chong doesn't understand how terrible the people inside will be, after all, aren't they all students, and he is also famous for being able to fight against the sixteenth night, even if he is of the opposite sex, he has not heard that he will be merciful, and it seems interesting that the man who dared to do it with Kawajin Baiyo when he was in the middle of the country would be so timid, but unfortunately it will definitely be very troublesome, forget it, just shrink aside and watch the play
"The most vicious-looking man in our class"
"Takasu-kun and Chongjun"
"The best man in our class"
"Ayasaki-san and Taka-san"
"Our class looks like the people most likely to be caught in jail"
"Jieyun Chong" However, the next three questions answered by the whole class in unison made Chong's face darken, what do you mean? Forget about the first two, the last one is obviously hacking me, right? You lolicons and gentlemen haven't been in jail yet, so why did I go in first?
"Okay, then the voting results are out, Yuyun Chong, let's go to the Discipline Department and have a look" Hiratsuka smiled and hooked his fingers, his smile full of the world's filth and malice
"I refuse"
"Videotape"
"Then Chong stood up silently and went to the Ministry of Discipline, you have a kind, don't ask why the wine bottle is filled with medical alcohol from tomorrow, I don't know
A moment later
"We strongly demand that Yuyun be our minister"
"Only he can lead us!"
"This year's apprentices are so powerful."
"If you don't agree, please be careful about the way home~" At about ten o'clock, a girl from the Ministry of Discipline came to the teaching building to ask for her life
"Who knows what that guy did in the Ministry of Wind and Discipline" Hideyoshi Onizuka looked around, but no one could answer the question
"What a means," Hiratsuka didn't light the cigarette in his mouth for a long time, wouldn't it be just pushing the door in and saying "you're all my RBQ" and then putting it into action, right? The person who used to say this was called Ryuji Hirasaka, and then he was sent to the police station by Hideyoshi Onizuka, who was working as an intern in the hospital because of lack of money, and it seems that he is still picking up soap inside
Although they couldn't figure it out, since the girls had said so about these problems, then this group of unscrupulous teachers was naturally happy, anyway, Jieyun Chong looked like a person who couldn't take care of things, and if the pressure from the Ministry of Discipline could be reduced in the future, they would be able to wave well
——— Since then, the teachers' nightmare has lasted forever, and even the teachers who interned in the campus a few days later could not escape the shame of their predecessors being at the mercy of a demon for three years
postscript
"So here is an interview from the Ministry of Information, how did the minister become the head of the Ministry of Discipline in the first place?"
"Thinking more than them (more scheming), working more diligently than them (more able to fight), sometimes being the first to come out (the most undisciplined), in short, although it sounds a little shameless, as long as they are better than them in all aspects"
(For example, when we are holding a knife and gesturing, we take out an AK47)
(For example, threatening to ambush us on the way home)
(For example, deliberately lending usury to make us owe favors)
(For example, when we were about to play hooligans, we took out a video recorder and a drawing board) Battlefield Yuan and others, who were watching Chong's interview, silently replied in their hearts, in fact, it is very easy to become the head of the discipline department
——— just be absolutely shameless
Note 1: Originally, it was Xana, but if you think about it carefully, it would be more appropriate to put it in the second part, so this is the last happy daily life, and then it will be the divine knowledge and demon forbidden throughout the timeline of the book, and the first part will also lead to the end after it is written