20. Smear
Tang Yuanyuan took Xia Jinyi to the parking place, Xia Jinyi followed behind, and asked suspiciously, "Then what is that white box?" What is a buckle? β
The moment Tang Yuanyuan heard this question, he suddenly felt a maternal instinct, and he wanted to touch the head of the guy behind him......
Even if you want to teach a three-year-old child, that's pretty much it, right? And a three-year-old child can't unload someone's arm, can't cut a water pipe, can't make a cold scene, to put it bluntly, won't cause trouble like this-
"This ...... I'll explain it to you later. β
For a while, I can't tell you about this entangled and complicated relationship......
As soon as Tang Yuanyuan opened the car door, a white ball pounced out, scratched her hand, and the heterochromatic pupil stared at her angrily, and let out an angry roar: "Meow! β
Inhumanity!
Villain!
Tang Yuanyuan had no choice but to hug the crooked man who was waving his little meat paws, and comforted: "Okay, okay, go home and give you dried fish to eat~"
Bai Tuanzi was crooked and angry, glaring at a pair of cat eyes: "Meow! β
It's late!
Tang Yuanyuan touched his crooked head, feeling as if he was ...... now Got two critters?
And, it seems, it's all cats?
Tang Yuanyuan threw the crooked crooked man who was playing tricks on him behind, and then turned his head and said to Xia Jinyi: "Jinyi, you have to be kind to them in the future, they are friends of my family...... Especially Uncle Zheng, he has been like that since I was a child, you can't do it to the elders. β
Xia Jinyi looked ahead, his eyes did not turn, and there was a hint of coldness in his voice, and he said, "No." β
Tang Yuanyuan was stunned: "Hey? β
Xia Jinyi's voice was a little muffled, as if she was angry, and said, "If he pinched you, that woman would be unhappy." The woman was harder than the man. β
Tang Yuanyuan reached out and touched the back of his head in embarrassment, muttering in a low voice: "But Uncle Zheng was like that when I was a child......"
Xia Jinyi snorted, and her voice was still cold: "It's different." β
After a while, Yan sΓΉ repeated: "It's different. β
Tang Yuanyuan was so said by her that it was not easy to educate anymore, she was originally going to educate this guy, but in turn she was educated by this guy, bowed her head and poked her fingers, and whispered: "Then you have to be polite to Aunt Hong......"
Xia Jinyi raised his eyebrows slightly, with a bit of coldness in his eyes, and said, "No." βγ
After a while, she propped her head and said with some irritation, "She wants me to do things for her, and if something happens, push me out to block the arrows." That woman has too many thoughts, and it's not a good thing. β
She tilted her head and thought about it, not knowing what to remember, the corners of her mouth suddenly lifted, and said: "But that fat man is a good person, but he is too cheap." β
Tang Yuanyuan originally listened to this topic extremely strictly, but in the end, when he heard that word, he could no longer suppress the strict expression on his face, and covered his stomach and laughed: "...... Hahahaha......"
That's a pretty accurate summary......
Tang Yuanyuan stepped on the accelerator while laughing, started the car, turned around, and drove in the direction of home, not forgetting to ask while hiccuping: "Who do you listen to these words, hiccup, good life, good life accurate haha......"
Xia Jinyi sat silently on the side and did not reply.
People in the world are all kinds of people, words and deeds are all in the eyes of people, is it possible that there are a pair of eyes, and they can't see the truth clearly?
The people at that table can't be said to have their own thoughts, but the hearts of the world are oriented to profit, how much benefit, how much do they do, it is not a word "world friend" can be summed up clearly.
She was an eagle dog under His Royal Highness Jin Luan back then, the master was killed and killed, how many times she turned her eyes away, haven't you seen enough?
How many contacts in peacetime do not count, and when the family business withers and the wealth is scattered, it is true or false, and it is naked.
In the distance, the lights of this bustling city are brilliant, and the street lamps overhead pass one by one, casting a piece of light and a shadow.
Xia Jinyi looked at the girl beside her when the light and shadow were intertwined.
I have seen many people, good and evil, true and false, but I have never seen a pure man.
However......
She smiled at the moment.
It's stupid to get to that point, right?
But in this stupidity, there seems to be a little bit of spirituality, but it is too stupid, and it seems to be covered.
You're just going to be stupid, just that.
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It was late when I got home, but fortunately the elevator had been repaired today, so I didn't have to climb another eighteen floors. Tang Yuanyuan visually checked that if she climbed the stairs again today, the order of the three of them should be: Xia Jinyi carried her back, she reached out and fished it crookedly, and then the three pieces of things moved up step by step.
Since Tang Yuanyuan met Xia Jinyi, he found that the elevator was a place that specialized in creating embarrassment. It must be known that Xia Jinyi is oppressive wherever he goes, and then the people around him try their best to dodge, and then look up at the number of elevator floors to relieve the embarrassment.
Didn't they all say that people who didn't know each other were scattered in all corners when they entered the elevator? Xia Jinyi broke this law as soon as she appeared, and the people who walked into the elevator, whether old or young, men or women, tried their best to stand away from her, so there was such a situation-
Xia Jinyi entered the elevator and stood in a corner.
The people from behind squeezed in the direction of her diagonal, and a large mass of people huddled together, trying to get a little farther away from her.
Xia Jinyi once opened his eyes halfway and asked Tang Yuanyuan: "Isn't there an open space here?" β
Tang Yuanyuan looked at the guy with an incomparably powerful oppressive aura, and replied in a low voice with the corners of his mouth twitching: "They are hugging for warmth......"
As for Charlie Cheng's explanation of this incident, it is: "When ordinary people saw her knife, they thought that she was here to chase and kill the enemy, and they all wanted to avoid being injured by mistake. β
At this time, the two people stood side by side in the elevator, crookedly cowering in the corner of the diagonal and whimpering, looking very pitiful.
Tang Yuanyuan looked at the arrogant little gongju on weekdays, and secretly thought that you also have today, hahahaha.
The signal in the elevator didn't seem to be very good, and Tang Yuanyuan received several messages as soon as he got out of the elevator, and the music sounded several times, just like a celebration. Xia Jinyi glanced at the small box that could make a sound, but did not speak.
Tang Yuanyuan looked at the content inside, one was a reminder added by a friend, and the other was Charlie Zheng said that you should go to bed early today and come to watch the show tomorrow weekend.
Tang Yuanyuan went back: [What is a good show? γ
When the two of them entered the door, they saw that the water in the house had been cleaned up, the pipes had been repaired, and there was a note hanging on the toilet with a few big words on it: "How did you survive today!" β
Dumplings: ......
The two of them looked around and laughed, the room was much cleaner, the clothes were neatly folded on the sofa, the dishes and chopsticks were cleaned, and the table was wiped down......
Tang Yuanyuan suddenly remembered that this guy seemed to have a habit of cleanliness, too dirty and messy to enter the door or something, and turned around twice, and sure enough, he saw another note, which said that Tang Yuanyuan owed Charlie Zheng 300 yuan for cleaning and mental damage, please sign in the lower right corner.
β¦β¦
Tang Yuanyuan obediently drew a rhyme.
After Tang Yuanyuan finished painting, he saw Xia Jinyi standing on the edge of the pool and studying the faucet, so he went over to explain to her, "Look, this thing is going to be lifted up-"
As soon as she exerted her hand, suddenly a spectacular stream of water spewed out of the faucet, smashing the face of the rice balls.
Xia Jinyi: "...... When I looked at it just now, I patted it gently......"
Tang Yuanyuan pressed down hard to finally turn off the water, his face was full of water at the moment, and he couldn't tell which were tears and which were cold water, and asked sadly: "Pat it?" β
Xia Jinyi nodded very strictly.
Only then did Tang Yuanyuan see clearly that the water pipe that had been flattened, and he had nothing to say, and in the end, he had to say: "Then let's come to the kitchen to wash." By the way, the one behind me is the toilet, I remember telling you about it the other day...... That 10,000,000,000 must not be smashed...... I can't shoot either! β
It's not just as simple as flooding Jinshan!
Seeing Xia Jinyi nodding thoughtfully, Tang Yuanyuan was relieved.
After the two of them finished washing, Tang Yuanyuan looked at the tightly wrapped clothes on Xia Jinyi's body, thinking that she should be uncomfortable wearing this, so she was ready to go to the cabinet to find her clean pajamas, but she opened a crack in the cabinet and reached out to get the clothes, but unexpectedly didn't catch anything. Tang Yuanyuan was stunned for a moment, and stretched out his hand to catch it again.
How is it empty inside?
Tang Yuanyuan opened the large wardrobe with a bang, and found that the cabinet that was originally stuffed with all kinds of clothes was all empty all of a sudden!
She stood stupidly in front of the cabinet and was stunned for a long time, only to find that a note was pasted on the cabinet:
[The clothes inside are all rancid, I opened it and found a mushroom, you are alive to take revenge on the society! ] Brother threw it all away for you! Thank you, brother! γ
Then it was also written below: Tang Yuanyuan owes Charlie Zheng 600 yuan for mental damages, please sign in the lower right corner.
Tang Yuanyuan: "...... Woo woo you lie, your clothes only grow mushrooms...... We just opened the ...... yesterday"
Tang Yuanyuan was helpless, took out a new sheet from under the bed and handed it to Xia Jinyi: "You can sleep wrapped in this." Then he swore with a sworn face: "We are all like this here." Commonly known as bed sheet pajamas. β
Xia Jinyi: ......
Tang Yuanyuan originally thought that this incident was funny enough.
However, what's even funnier is that Xia Jinyi actually believed it.
Therefore, when Tang Yuanyuan lay on the bed and saw Xia Jinyi, who was sleeping soundly wrapped in a sheet, his heart collapsed.
How resilient are you! Go to the last days! You go to the end times, you must be the last species to survive!
Tang Yuanyuan stood on the side of the bed for a moment, and finally reached out and poked Xia Jinyi: "Jinyi...... You haven't smeared the medicine today......"
In the past two days, Tang Yuanyuan has been helping her apply medicine, Xia Jinyi is simply a little strong, others who are injured like that must lie in bed for several months and can't move, she is good, she is alive and has her own thug function, and now it has only been a few days, and the wound has almost healed.
Xia Jinyi closed her eyes and said sullenly: "Don't wipe it, it's squeamish." β
Tang Yuanyuan said patiently beside him: "No, if you don't apply the medicine, you will leave a scar, and it won't look good if you leave a scar." β
Xia Jinyi still closed her eyes and reached out to cover her head: "Hypocrisy." β
Tang Yuanyuan: "...... Can't you get up? β
Xia Jinyi said more and more briefly: "No." β
Tang Yuanyuan began to threaten: "If you don't get up, I'll pick it up!" β