Prologue: The Blue Penguin and the Regret Medicine

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"Regret medicine? Belch...... You are a natural death and cannot provide regret medicine! Next! ”

Ye Haolong's expression was a little dazed, he felt that his whole body seemed to be falling apart, as if he was sleepwalking, he flickered forward: "May I ask ......?"

"Uh......" What appeared in front of Ye Haolong at this time was a very fleshy blue bird creature, from its shape analysis, it seemed to be an Antarctic penguin with an excessively thick fat layer, but its fur was azure blue, flashing with a certain peculiar luster, and at first glance it seemed to be coated with a layer of delicate blue oily dye.

What shocked Ye Haolong was that this thing didn't speak bird language, but spoke Mandarin with a straight and round tone. The blue penguin's thief's little eyes glanced at Ye Haolong, and a small light shot out of its eyes was analyzed, obviously with disdain, or great disdain: "Wonderful, do you know how you died?" ”

"Dead? I'm dead? Haha, just kidding, isn't this a dream! Ye Haolong couldn't believe his ears, wasn't he working overtime in the unit, he seemed to be extremely tired, he took a nap on the table, why did he die?

Syllable! A crisp and loud slap in the head.

"Ouch hey, it hurts!"

"Dream your big head! You know it hurts! The blue penguin looked impatient, its wings rolled up, and a small golden card three inches wide appeared in front of him, "Ye Haolong, male, twenty-six years and one hundred and thirty-two days, cause of death: 36 days of continuous work, overtime exhaustion. Tired of working overtime! Wow, you're weird enough. ”

"This ...... This ......" Ye Haolong was already stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know how to speak.

In other words, Ye Haolong's death is really a bit disgraceful.

After three years of hard work, he became the sales team manager of a large trading company, and led his seven or eight people to the front line of sales, and now he is also a senior white-collar worker with a monthly salary of tens of thousands.

But this trading company is busy with business, and Ye Haolong's body has been in a sub-healthy state every three or five overtime, with the accumulation of time, Ye Haolong's physique has deteriorated, and finally in a long-term large-scale overtime, he was completely exhausted, and a sudden myocardial infarction took away his young life.

Therefore, Ye Haolong thought that he was just asleep, but in fact he was really dead, and he was tired of working overtime continuously, which belonged to the more tragic type of unnatural death.

"Uh...... Died unnaturally, you don't know how you died, and you think you're dreaming, you really have to reach the top and go straight to the sky. So be it, allow you to use regret pills. The blue penguin's wings curled, and a small black pill appeared.

Ye Haolong rubbed his head, and didn't hear what the blue penguin said just now, but looked it up and down: "Are you?" That one...... Penguin Angel? ”

"Uh...... Do you want to focus on being so non-mainstream? What penguins are not penguins, you kid remembered for me, I am the boss here, the spiritual energy guide, you know? Spiritual Energy Guide! My name is Ronnie, you can call me Luo Dashen, wahaha. The blue penguin raised an eyebrow, with a hint of smugness in his words.

"And what is this place? Is it heaven? Can you take me to heaven? Ye Haolong's eyes were full of expectation.

"Uh...... You kid is young, why is it not scientific at all! Now, I announce the path that guides you to your spiritual energy, which is your future destiny. ”

"That...... Can't I go to heaven? ”

"Hey, have you listened to me, I don't have time to talk to you! You listen, everyone's fate should be in their own hands, but they are often constrained by reality, and eventually become a working machine like you, do you think your life is meaningful? ”

Ye Haolong didn't dare to answer, and barely squeezed out a wry smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.

Is it meaningful to live? Actually, it really doesn't make sense! Although he finally earned a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, became a small manager, and squeezed into the ranks of the company's middle level, he still couldn't get rid of the fate of the poor and busy.

Every day for firewood, rice, oil and salt, tired like a dog, but to cheer up the spirit of twelve, pretending to be a dog, this kind of physical and mental exhaustion, you have to grit your teeth to barely get by.

Thinking of this, Ye Haolong's face was full of sadness.

"Hmph, there must be something hateful about poor people, and you kid should also reflect on it. Okay, here's the ruling time of this great god, wahaha. Ronnie shook the small black pill in his hand, "With the regret pill, I'm going to make you go back three years and choose your life again." ”

"Really? Are you raising me back? Ye Haolong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he suddenly became excited.

"Yes, if you die an unnatural death, you can take regret medicine to resurrect it. But you have to make your life choices seriously, and if you continue to choose to be a work machine, you will repeat your previous fate and die the same way on the same day. ”

"What?" Ye Haolong's scalp tingled when he heard this, and Fang Cai's excitement immediately flew out of the clouds.

In other words, although you can be resurrected, you will only live for three years, unless you choose a different life, change yourself, and influence the world at the same time. In this way, you are qualified to continue to live, live a meaningful life, and become a worthy person. ”

Ye Haolong thought about it carefully, his life was indeed a mess.

In the past, I kept reading books and exams and exams, and then I kept going to work and working overtime, and I never seemed to stop paying attention to my heart and finding out what I really wanted.

"Penguin...... Uh, no, God Luo, then what should I do? For such a lofty topic of discussing life, Ye Haolong naturally had no score in his heart, so he had to humbly seek advice.

"Uh...... Your fate depends on your own choices, and even if I am a spiritual energy guide, I can't teach you. If you don't want to repeat the mistakes of the past, these three years are your only chance. After taking the regret pill, I will send you to the day you graduate from college and choose your destiny again! Rediscover the meaning and value of your life! ”

Ye Haolong rolled his eyes when he heard this, this penguin was in an official tone, which meant that he didn't say anything.

It's hard to change yourself, and it's even harder to influence the world. Ye Haolong really hasn't thought about this problem well, he has been accepting all kinds of things in this world obediently, and finally worked overtime and died of exhaustion.

It seems that it is also my own life choice, and I can't blame others.

"Then if I don't change myself and still die in three years, will I still be able to go to heaven?"

Syllable!

It's another crisp and loud head slap.

"Can't you kid be a little good?" Ronnie crossed his wings and shouted angrily.

"Hey, don't fight, don't fight, there are two more questions, I haven't asked you yet."

"A dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth! Say it! ”

"Why are penguins blue? Your look is a plagiarism of Doraemon. ”

Syllable! Syllable!

Ronnie was almost foaming at the mouth: "Did I ever say I was a penguin?" You're making up your brain too fast! Blue is a wave of high-energy particles, you know the fart! ”

"Don't fight, don't fight, there's one last question!"

"You weird! No, it's a fighter in a strange way, what other broken questions do you have to ask?! ”

"Can I go back to the company where I work overtime first?"

"You're already a dead man, what are you going to do, swindling corpses?"

"Hehe, isn't this going back to three years ago, I want to go on a small net first, copy a few pillars of the winning numbers of the two-color ball three years ago, God, do you think it's okay?"

Syllable! Smack! Bang Bang Bang!

"Copy your head! Be careful that I let you die in rhythm, monkey invited teaser! ”

"Wow! Penguin god, don't fight, don't fight, be harmonious, don't be violent. Ye Haolong covered his head and reluctantly swallowed the regret medicine.

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