Chapter 953: It's good to coax
"What's wrong?" Bai Ko asked in a deep voice, how could he come back in such a bad mood when he went out to attend a tea party.
"Nothing." Gu Yun thought about it, it was better not to say the previous things, those people's words were too ugly.
"Nothing? Just let me go if it's okay. ”
"Don't let it go!" Gu Yun held his head with one hand and his waist with the other, hugging him tightly, "Don't let go!" ”
Bai Ko felt that he was a little out of breath, Gu Yun's expression was completely contradictory to his words, although he wanted to know what happened to him this trip, but the top priority was to appease his feelings first, so Bai Ko hugged his back with his backhand and gently rubbed it up and down.
As soon as Gu Yun got Bai Ko's response, he didn't want to suddenly pick up the person horizontally, enter the inner room and put it on the soft couch where he was resting.
"Oops! Give an inch and take a mile?! ”
Gu Yun still didn't say anything, and skillfully first circled Bai Ko on the soft couch, and the two of them supported each other with a part of their weight, and then Gu Yun gasped vigorously as if he remembered how to breathe.
"You also took advantage of it, now you should tell me what happened to you, right?"
"I don't want to say it." Gu Yun said in a sullen voice.
"It's okay, I'll go back and ask Lao Cui."
"Don't!"
"Do you say or do you say it?"
"Actually, I met a few low-mouthed outsiders on the road, saying that they were scheming and sensationalizing, and I picked them up and sent them to the official in a moment of anger."
"Just for the four words of tricks and tricks, you eat my big meal of tofu? Those few scolded more ugly words, right? You are the son of the world, those people will definitely not dare to scold you, that is to scold me. pbtxt.”
"Well, that's a terrible scolding." Gu Yun's upbringing habits since he was a child made him unable to repeat the original words of those sluts as they were, and he wrinkled his face for a while, "Anyway, it's the most ugly kind of thing, and only nasty people will put this kind of words on their lips." ”
"Oh, I understand, as a scholar, this kind of thing is so smooth, it can be seen that when they were in their hometown, they let their daughters do this business to make money and eat, and they themselves did the business of turtle slaves, otherwise how could the famous Sven people say such ugly words, it must have been learned by being in a certain environment for a long time, and simply guessed, it is a cheap business."
Gu Yun was happy for a while, and his anger dissipated, "That's right, if you open your mouth to be malicious, you must have learned it in some environment, and if you are involved in this business, your reputation will be removed." ”
"Then it's a shame, keeping it is an insult to the world's scholars, the four words of character and learning, not a single word, why should the court waste money and food to support them? The taxes I pay are used to support this scum, so I'm going to start thinking about making fake accounts and evading taxes. ”
Gu Yun scratched Bai Ko's nose, "Naughty!" Tomorrow I will send someone to the government office to inquire and make sure that they will not feel good. ”
"When did you send them to the officer?"
"After the tea party ended, I wanted to buy something by the way, but when this happened, I was mad and didn't buy anything."
Bai Ko turned his head to look at the sky outside the window, and sighed with some regret, "Alas, it's late today, otherwise they can enjoy what it means to enjoy the paradise on earth in prison tonight." ”
"What do you want to do?"
"Do you know what a human centipede is?"
"I've seen centipedes, but human centipedes don't know."
"It's the men, the ......"
"That's it! I know! Gu Yun covered Bai Ko's mouth, "I really know, you don't have to say it." ”
Bai Ko glanced at him suspiciously, and Gu Yun nodded seriously, "I really know." ”
"Right? It's actually quite imaginative, right? Bai Ko slapped Gu Yun's hand away, "The men's prison is full of men, as well as the drunks who were locked in yesterday, if they can be locked up for a few more days, the other prisoners in the prison will have human centipedes every day." ”
"Okay, okay, don't say it again, where did you learn this?"
"Do you still need to learn? Is it okay to have a little imagination? "Bai Ko despises shì for a moment.
"Your imagination is beyond the reach of ordinary people."
"So I don't talk to fools."
Bai Ko twisted his body and wanted to get off the ground, Gu Yun didn't want to make trouble for himself, so he had to let Bai Ko go down, he lost the breath of a big living person in his arms, and immediately felt a cold chill.
"Are you still busy?"
"I've been busy, I was interrupted by you when I came back, and I walked violently, and I thought you were going to demolish the building, if you were tired, go home first, I didn't have it so fast."
"It's okay, your carriage is comfortable, I'll wait for you to finish your work, and I'll rub it back again."
"Okay, you can rest for a while."
Bai Ko closed the door of the inner room, Gu Yun hugged the blanket on the soft couch and closed his eyes to take a nap, at first his mind was full of thoughts that he had made a big deal today, and he didn't know what kind of gossip would come out of the capital tomorrow, he was not worried that he would be in trouble, he was worried that Bai Ko might be harassed by gossip in the street.
But then I thought about it, Bai Ko had survived so many difficult years as a cooking apprentice, if there was really gossip in the market at this time, she wouldn't care too much about it, the millions of people in the capital have all kinds of gossip and gossip every day, and the people of the capital are not bad for Bai Ko's fun after dinner, and they will forget about it after a few days.
Thinking about it so optimistically made Gu Yun's body and mind relax, and he fell asleep unconsciously.
Bai Ko finished today's business, signed all the words that should be signed, cleaned up the table and Wen Jiàn, pushed the door into the inner room and called Gu Yun to go together, it was not surprising to see him asleep, he stepped forward to wake him up with a smile, and the two walked out with a smile, waiting for Lao Cui to catch up in the car.
Gu Yun's guards knew what he was angry before, and now when they saw the smile on the face of the prince and the mood had improved, they also shouted in their hearts, or Bai Qiao had a way to coax people.
They have two cars and a group of people back to Tianshuifang, and the government has also received a group of bare-ass scholars, and it is Gu Yun Shizi who reported to the official, which is enough to attract a lot of attention, but I don't know what the reason is, the neighbors are curiously waiting to see how the government will deal with it tomorrow, after all, yesterday His Royal Highness King Cheng sent a group of drunken and flirtatious readers of Princess Cheng, and today there is gossip circulating, saying that there is a backstage in this group of people from other places, and the backstage is negotiating in the hope of a light sentence, and eating a board will also keep his reputation, So for the time being, the government just put people in prison without pronouncing the sentence, and at this time a group of naked people were sent, and this year's capital is really interesting.
These bare-bottomed ones were also temporarily imprisoned, and their strips of cloth and clothes were returned to them, of course, there was no longer any effect on keeping them warm, so they had to gather the straw on the floor of the cell into a pile, shrink in the straw, and use the smelly straw to keep warm, but they were still hungry and cold in the cold cell, shivering as if they were swinging.