Chapter 0054: Pure self-defense
As soon as the third brother came in, he looked at the few ruffians lying on the ground, as well as the ghost brother who was standing unsteadily, and he was secretly surprised. Brother Ghost and a few of them are also ruthless, and they have been famous in the neighborhood for a few years, but they didn't expect to be deflated here, or at the hands of a woman.
He mistakenly thought that it was the woman who had just heard the voice on the phone who beat the ghost brothers to lie down, and there was only one woman here who was Chen Lili, so after he came in, except for the ghost brothers, the others didn't even look at it, and walked straight to Chen Lili and said with a smile: "Sister, we are here." ”
Su Tie's face was black, and he said that you are a big man and a woman, he coughed and said with a smile: "Third brother, right?" I am here. ”
The third brother was stunned for a moment, he turned his head and scratched his bare head, looked at Su Tie and said with a smile: "Just now you were clamoring to beat one and beat one, and two to beat a pair?" ”
Su Tie scolded secretly in his heart, the person who spoke just now was obviously a woman, and he didn't know if this guy was behind his ears or lacking heart, he quickly waved his hand and said, "No, I don't dare to talk like that." But just now some of your brothers tried to beat me, and I had to flash a few times, and who knew that they would fall to the ground. But it's not a way to deal with the problem if you're all armed here, or why don't we call the police to solve it? I'm sure you're also a l** person. ”
Chen Lili smiled secretly in her heart, she felt that Su Tie was also a very under-pumped person at the moment. What he said doesn't sound like much, but if you taste it carefully, you feel that the yin and yang are weird, and it makes people want not to be angry. According to his tune, even if it can be solved well, people will be angry and make it bigger.
Sure enough, the third brother couldn't help but look at the cycads, no one dared to ridicule himself like this for many years. My ** lil? What are I doing with someone?
The third brother said with a smile: "Okay, but before calling the police, let's calculate what to do with the current matter." ”
The cycad stall spread his hands and said: "This thing is very easy to do, your people will come in and smash this place, and symbolically pay 108,000 yuan." Forget the mental damage fee that scares us, and come to patronize and walk around more in the future, and become friends, is this still counted? ”
The third brother was angry for a while, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and he pointed to a few people lying down with an angry smile and said, "I can afford to pay 108,000 yuan, but what about my brother?" They are all arrogant and expensive, I am reluctant to shoot them, and now what do you say if you are hurt to live or die? ”
Chen Lili looked at the few people lying on the ground, their necks were red to the roots, and even the ghost brother didn't know when he was slumped on the ground, his expression was as uncomfortable as the ruffian he brought. They didn't scream or shout, but they were in tears, and they looked strangely pitiful.
It's just that now they don't cover their butts, but their legs are tightly clamped together, and I don't know why they are all on their crotch in unison, which looks very unnatural, and it looks a bit like a woman who is afraid of walking naked.
She looked at the bastards like this, and she wanted to laugh but worry in her heart, and she didn't know how they were hurt. In case the police report and the injury test finds out that they really have any injuries, it seems that the cycads will get into trouble even if they are self-defense.
It's just that Su Tie said innocently: "Is this about me?" Who knows if they came to make trouble and lay down and pretended to be dead to blackmail us? A few of them beat me with a tall chair, saying that I hurt them, who would believe me? It's okay, call the police and send them to the injury examination, I will compensate for the injury. ”
Chen Lili laughed when she heard this, she saw the third brother's mouth wide open, and she could clearly see that there was a leek between his macular teeth that had not been cleaned, and she was disgusted and wanted to laugh when she looked at him like this. She didn't know what was going on with the guys on the ground, but listening to Su Tie speak with confidence like this, the worry in her heart was put down.
The third brother's eyes were wide open at the moment, and he looked at the cycad in disbelief for a while, and in his heart there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by. If it weren't for the fact that there was still a trace of underworld consciousness in his mind, the third brother really wanted to call the police, send these guys to the hospital for injury examination, and then face this kid in court.
These praying mantis-like people on the ground, can you also say that they are tall and big? Did they bite open the loose chairs on the floor? I have been collecting protection money in this vicinity for more than ten years, and I can use these indiscriminate means to blackmail you? A few broken chairs will be compensated for 180,000 yuan, saying that you blackmailed us is almost the same.
Today he finally saw what it means to talk nonsense with his eyes open.
After more than ten years of mixing in this area, I didn't expect a hairy boy to dare to hurt several of his own horses. What I can't stand the most is that he not only ridiculed himself like a monkey, but also opened his eyes and said nonsense to blackmail himself.
The third brother was so angry with Su Tie that he couldn't speak for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he was very ****. His own people came to collect protection money to find trouble, and he played a few words and wanted to go to the police and ** law for a while.
But he was really mad by this guy, he pointed to Su Tie and Chen Bo and the others and said: "Your mother, I'll put the words here, and those who know each other will hand over the 10,000 camel land fee for this month, and each of them will pay 50,000 yuan for the soup and medicine first, and then the rest of the matter will be slowly calculated with you." Otherwise, your grandma won't recognize you. ”
Su Tie smiled, this guy is full of Lingnan accent, the camel fee is actually the protection fee, and he just wants him to say such a thing. With this sentence, it will be easy to do later. With a little horror on his face, he said: "You are blackmailing like this, and you are not reasonable, I called the police!" ”
"Report your mother." The third brother couldn't hold back any longer, and roared at a group of horses behind him: "What else to see, hit them on the street and share the family property, and demolish this place for me!" ”
The third brother brought a lot of people, and they were all armed with offensive weapons, and as soon as they heard the third brother's words, they immediately rushed over with iron pipes and chains.
The people in the store were terrified when they looked at this group of fierce and vicious ruffians, the door of the store was sealed, and now there was no way to escape. They watched a group of ruffians rush over, Chen Lili was so frightened that she screamed, and the other male clerks hurriedly picked up some things as weapons to prepare for the fight.
When Su Tie saw that there were many people, he didn't dare to slack off. With a kick, he kicked a loose chair on the ground into the air, and the wooden bars of the chair's stand suddenly scattered in the air and slammed into the group of thugs.
The third brother and the others didn't expect that the cycad could kick the chair to pieces like this, they were startled when they looked at the oncoming wooden bars, and they didn't know who these wooden bars would hit, but they all immediately stopped and habitually protected their heads with their hands.
Su Tie watched them stop and shouted, "Are you really here?" Do you know what you're doing? ”
The third brother was stunned by his drunkenness for a moment, but soon regained his hideous expression. I have been in this place for more than ten years to have today's status, and if I am intimidated like this, then I can really evacuate here in the future. It's not easy to gain a foothold in a place on the mixed road, where will you give up lightly? If you give up this time, you will really give up completely.
"Took me this plague monkey."
After thinking about it for a moment, the third brother couldn't hold back the evil thoughts in his heart anymore, he shouted, and snatched a steel pipe from the hand of Ma Zai next to him and rushed to the cycad. The people behind him were naturally outlaws, and as the third brother's figure moved, they all rushed over.
Su Tie looked at them obsessed, sneered, and couldn't care so much, and rushed over with his bare hands.
There is a debtor and a debtor, and the third brother doesn't know who Su Tie is, but they regard him as the leader here anyway. They also had the idea of capturing the thief and capturing the king first, and immediately surrounded the cycads with a fierce blow.
Chen Lili's mouth was powerful, but she was stunned when she looked at this scene at the moment.
Chen Bo and the other clerks wanted to rush over to help when they saw the cycads being surrounded, but when they were about to leave, they heard a few painful snorts, and within a few clicks, several ruffians were kicked to the side, smashing the tables around them crookedly.
But soon they were stunned, and all they could hear was the crackling sound of metal, and they didn't know how the cycads had seized a steel pipe, and they were light and wandering around in the midst of the ruffians.
However, the cycads just parried with the steel pipe, and did not smash the steel pipe on this group of guys, but just like dealing with the ghost brothers, either kicking them in the belly or kicking them on the buttocks.
Seeing that the cycads singled out more than a dozen people and still had the upper hand, Chen Lili began to shout excitedly again: "Cycads, kick their eggs for me." ”
The cycads who were busy parrying around had black lines on their faces, and this beauty was really not afraid of big things. However, I don't dare to do such a strict violent injury to myself, and if I am a little heavier, it will not be self-defense.
At this moment, Su Tie really wanted them to call the police, but he was afraid that as soon as he opened his mouth, these ruffians would definitely shift their targets to attack them, and this would really be a big deal.
The third brother really regretted it at this time, watching the people he brought with him fall to the ground after being kicked away one by one, he knew that he had provoked a master. A hairy boy singled out nearly twenty of his own people, or twenty people with weapons, and he could get out of this place in the future, or he would be a good man after holding his tail.
When he was still thinking about how to open his mouth to get out, he only felt that his buttocks were kicked by cycads, and the area around his buttocks immediately became sour and numb, and the whole person was almost unstable on his feet. Before he could fall to the ground softly, he was pushed by the palm of the cycad, and the whole person flew out of the air two meters away like his horse, and fell to the ground but was unable to stand up again.
The cycads didn't give them much time, and within two minutes passed, the ruffians, including the third brother, suddenly fell down. All of them are the same as the previous ghost brothers, their faces are flushed, and soon they spread to their necks, but they are covering their buttocks with their hands and massaging constantly, and they can't scream in their mouths.
For a while, the scene in the store was quite spectacular, and Uncle Chen and his shop mates were stunned, and the reaction in their hearts was that cycads not only knew kung fu, but also magic.
But fighting with so many people, being able to get out of it is already very powerful. The cycad didn't care about them, grinning and touching his little arm fiercely, looking like he had also hit a few tricks.
Chen Lili hurriedly came up and asked worriedly, "What's wrong with you?" Why don't you go to the hospital? ”
Su Tie smiled and said: "This guy is very ruthless, but it's fine, it's like giving a few mosquito bites." ”
Chen Lili watched his face gradually recover, not as if he was faking, and let go of his heart. But she looked at the ruffians who had fallen into a piece and smiled and said, "What's the matter with them? How did it all come to this? ”
Su Tie shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe I flashed my butt too hard, it looks like it's no big problem." ”
I've heard of it myself, what is the saying about flashing my ass? More than 20 people flashed their butts at the same time, and no one believed them when they said it.
Looking at Chen Lili's suspicious look, Su Tie didn't bother to explain, and hurriedly said: "Your mobile phone camera is turned off, you can really call the police now." ”
The ghost brother and the third brother who were not far away heard this, and their red old faces suddenly became distorted. I thought there were no surveillance cameras in the store, but who knew that there was a mobile phone camera hidden?
This guy pretended to be innocent and scared, but he was talking with a needle, in fact, he wanted to make a big deal out of it. It's good now, not to mention the matter of collecting protection money, that is, I brought a group of horses to smash it, which also made me unable to eat and walk. You can't escape by gathering a crowd to fight and make trouble, and if you add protection money, you will be involved in blackmail. The cycads can't be said to be clean, but they can't stand the law of calling the police on the left and the law on the right, and it sounds like they are coerced and dare not call the police.
Cycad looked at the video clip, and took out his mobile phone with great satisfaction and called the police:
"Yes, we're going to call the police. There are underworlds who come here to smash and loot protection money, and they also poison the food in the store, but fortunately, they found it early."
The third brother watched as Su Tie hung up the phone, and his distorted face showed a look of disbelief. The underworld itself admits it, but he is not the only one who collects protection money in Baocheng, in the final analysis, in the underworld of Baocheng, a big city, his gang is just a small fish and shrimp.
"Boy, things can be eaten indiscriminately, but not nonsense, which eye did you see that I was poisoned?" Since the third brother squeezed out a rare sentence.
The third brother is not a fool, such a shitty thing as gathering crowds to make trouble and collecting protection money is easy to solve, and the sentence is generally not heavy, and he will basically be safe and sound if he finds a horse boy to carry down his settling-in expenses, otherwise how can he roll around here for more than ten years?
Even now that the cycads have video evidence, they can't bite too much. What's more, if something happened today, even if I can get out safely and soundly, I can't continue to mix in this area. brought more than 20 people to look for a scene with a vigorous and fully armed force, and was abused like a dog by a hairy boy with his bare hands, how will he mix it up in the future?
But poisoning is a big or small thing, not only for other restaurants, but also for many ordinary people in terms of consequences. I don't think I've done anything like this, but with today's smashing and looting and extorting protection money, it seems that others or the police still have such a motive. Besides, I don't dare to guarantee that a pig's head like Brother Ghost won't do this.
If the police don't find out the real culprit of this incident, they will really be bitten to death, and they will have to take off their skin no matter what.
Chen Lili rushed over, kicked the third brother on the ass with a small kick and said with a smile: "Do you dare to eat a leg of lamb if I roast you a leg of lamb?" Really down. ”
Just as she was about to turn around, Chen Lili was stunned for a moment, and immediately covered her nose and said with a red face: "What's the matter with them?" Why is the crotch all wet? Can this scare the pee, but dare to come out and mix? ”
Su Tie laughed, many people lying on the ground were indeed wet with their crotch, but their faces were not as red as they had just now, but they were very pale, their eyes were blank, and their hands and feet were weak and weak.
Not long after, there was a rush of sirens outside, and soon more than a dozen heavily armed policemen rushed into the store, to Su Tie's surprise, Li Ping was also among them, and it seemed that he was still the captain of the police.
They were going to do a big job, but when they came in, they were shocked to see more than 20 people lying on the ground. They were all blind, their breath was weak, and they even wanted to raise their hands in surrender, but they didn't even seem to have the strength to raise their hands.
These cops are used to many sinister scenes, but where have they seen such occasions? I was stunned for a while, and I didn't know what to do next.
Li Ping was also surprised to see Su Tie here, but now was not the time to greet him, he walked over and asked with a smile: "What is this third brother ghost brother or something, what's the situation?" ”
It sounds like he's a guy too, and he guesses he had a lot of opportunities to deal with before. Su Tie opened the video on Chen Lili's mobile phone and handed it to him and said, "There is a video of the whole process on it." ”
Li Ping looked at it a few times, and when he saw those ruffians flying out one by one, his heart was shocked, he licked his lips and said, "It seems that the shot is a bit ruthless, but don't worry, it's self-defense." ”
Su Tie said with a smile: "What am I worried about, they are murderous and come over to make trouble, do I still have to stand obediently and beat?" But they're fine, they're just sick for a while. ”
Li Ping looked at him in wonder, then walked over to check on the few ruffians who fell to the ground, looked at a wet mark on their crotch, and couldn't help but be angry and funny, thinking that people who could scare urine in this way would dare to come out and mix. But soon he felt that something was wrong, especially the several ruffians like the third brother who had just been knocked down, and the crotch of his pants was very clean, that is, a big tent had been raised.
Li Ping is also a man himself, and of course he knows what's going on when he sees this. I couldn't help but shudder at the moment, and suddenly I thought that I had just smelled a special fishy smell around those people with wet crotch crotch.
I'll it! Many ruffians here have tried the most "cool" moment of men, and it seems that there are more than one piece of their crotch **, no wonder they are now as weak as soft-footed crabs. Seeing that there are still a lot of ruffians covering their bulging crotch, it seems that they are about to experience that moment.
More than 20 men gathered together to enjoy the pinnacle of life, and this scene was spectacular!
But really, I'll it!
Li Ping seemed to have seen the most terrifying crime scene, and quickly covered his nose and took a few steps back to Su Tie's side, swallowed his saliva violently, and looked at Su Tie in horror: "Brother, what happened to them?" ”
Su Tie laughed and said, "What can I do with them?" I'm purely defending myself, they're pure that hahaha!"
"Self-defense?" Li Pinghu looked at Su Tie suspiciously and asked, he suddenly thought of the same words of this word, and laughed in his heart.
I can't imagine that this guy will not make a move, and when he makes a move, he will be stunned. However, I am still very worried about what kind of guys have three strengths and two weaknesses, and let the cycads get into self-defense, which will outweigh the losses.
Su Tie saw his concern, so he smiled and said, "Don't worry, they will recover after a few days of going in." ”
He had already seen the magic of cycads, and when Li Ping heard him say this, his heart suddenly relaxed. He beckoned and shouted, "Take them all back." That's going to give them a check-up. ”
He turned his head and said to Su Tie: "Business is official, no matter what, you have to go with us." ”
Chen Lili was not happy when she heard it, she stood up and said, "Is there a mistake? He is the victim. ”
Li Ping smiled bitterly, it would be strange if he was a victim. In the future, this group of ruffians will probably take a detour and escape when they see the cycads.
Su Tie waved his hand and said with a smile: "Let's take a trip, the police and the people will cooperate to fight crime." That's a good thing. ”
Li Ping laughed when he heard this, and estimated that Su Tie was the happiest ever to enter the police station. Li Ping really didn't embarrass Su Tie, pulled him and hurriedly ran into a police car, smiled and asked quietly, "What's the matter with them?" It's so terrifying! No wonder they can't speak. ”
"I kicked them a little bit, probably accidentally irritating their sacral nerves. Uh, that's about where the butt is. Su Tie said with a smile.
"Sacral nerves?" Li Ping has a lot of knowledge as a policeman, but he just can't figure out what this sacral nerve is in the human body. Su Tie sat aside with a smile, and he didn't bother to explain.
Li Ping glared at him and said, "Don't be so careless in the future." It's so bad that I can't even see it. ”
As soon as the words fell, both of them burst into laughter in the police car.