April 10, four o'clock in the morning

You must have played some Smash Bros. games, right? For example, the obvious X Heaven Smash Bros., the X-free snake that reveals the plot on the cover, and the electric shock text X peak moment that can play all kinds of memes, these games have not created any precedent in terms of innovation, but when your favorite characters can compete on the same stage or become partners, everyone can't help but feel excited in the depths of their hearts, right?

-- Well, but only if I'm a "player" and not a "character"

"We seem to be in the wrong place"

"Well,I think so myself," both of them nodded silently and looked at this forest with a cartoonish atmosphere for some reason, strictly speaking, they just disliked the speed of the raiders group was too slow, so they found a copy to play, but why do you always feel that this seems to be very bad......

Let me give some people who don't look at the timetable to explain it.,At present, Yuyun Chongzheng is in a virtual online game because of some circumstances.,That's the so-called "SAO".,As the protagonist, he holds the magic skill in the game"Direct unplugging the power",That is, when the situation is wrong, you can log out at any time to be judged by the program as a bug and bounce back to safety.,And accompanying him is a certain Lori-type humanoid self-propelled 18X with dead eyes.,But it's very cute.,Well,That's it., the introduction is over., Next up is the anal monster

"No matter what, it's good to just fight, and someone told me that I just need to grab someone and beat me up, and the world will be peaceful." I really don't want to complain, but I still have to say that this life value is really super sick! Are you some Führer who hasn't been a mother and a ghost?! Figure out that in this kind of world full of plug-ins, it's more likely that you, as a Lori, will be beaten up first and then included in the harem!

"Wait... This thing can't seem to be beaten," stretched out his hand to stop her, who was eager to try, and without saying a word, she wanted to anal over, and the only stinky fart blue cat in front of her who appeared in front of people's eyes looked like a mouse but was more like a hedgehog, and it seemed that she was looking at it in the promotional video of a certain parkour game...... Well... Feed! If you think about it, isn't this Sonic! Hey, it's a protagonist template! If you want to estimate the value, it seems to be more expensive than the broken game of SAO together... No, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with us, and it's only a matter of time before the game goes out of business

"Well, if you beat him up, you might be able to get a speed force or something."

"Well, I know" a little celebrity who is lying on the ground eating an apple doesn't seem to know what kind of fate he is going to suffer, and that is the difference between going from a "protagonist" to an "elite monster".

A moment later

"Nothing has fallen off" The red-haired Lori turned her head and looked at Chong with an innocent face, and Chong shrugged helplessly and said that this guy didn't even wear pants, and if he wanted to drop any rare materials, he would probably only be able to drop the pair of running shoes that had never been changed in his life

"It's a funny easter egg...", but is it really okay to do this with royalties? Japan takes copyright issues very seriously, hey... If you think about it carefully, could Akihiko Chewba choose to "kill people and kill people" because she was worried that this thing would be discovered? If that's the case, that's really a shabby reason to explode... Well, but at least it's much better than the cliché of "fulfilling my childhood dreams".

"Can you pick it?"

"It doesn't have to be big enough for people to see the bottom of the skirt, or it's just spit fire or just be invincible... Well, a two-thirds chance of encountering something good" but who eats this mushroom with eyes... It's just a bearded uncle who repairs water pipes that thinks about taking a bite and then saving the so-called princess who has been traveling at public expense for 10,000 years

(In other words, is it the so-called welfare level...... Although I haven't played any games, Yuyun Chong often sees things like promotional videos.,There's probably an understanding that Cheng dù is true.,But if you think about it like this, Akihiko Kayaba really knows how to play... Not to mention the slime tentacle monster or something, now that even Mario and Sonic have moved out, and then think that he may be watching the screen all the time...... Verbally, his dream is actually to open a live broadcast website, right?

(I don't know if the painting style will change and run out of a big bald head to open a scoop for people...... Plug in... Phew, the guy who killed him all the way from Greece to Northern Europe with two exile swords has been dead for I don't know how many hundred years, but I always feel that it doesn't seem too unusual for him to crawl out of the grave now, anyway, it's a big fight......

"Look, Slime"

"Well, nothing to see"

"The slime is attacking the woman"

“…… Is this a fixed routine in the game? ”

"The clothes are gone"

"You go and save it, I'll wait" Between the questions and answers, she has already stepped out several steps, like a beast-like instinct, she has turned her hands into claws and torn the fragile number jù into countless pieces at the moment she just got the answer, but speaking of which, you can't see the number of the monster on the opposite side here, but before entering the dungeon, it was written on it ranging from level 40 ~ 60, and there was nothing worth caring about for the two of them

"Saved~" The purple-haired passer-by, who looked stupid, patted his chest to express the comfort of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, but I always felt that this face seemed to be a little impression... It's just that the other one looks more mature and stable, well, and the boobs are not a weight

"It's an NPC" I don't know why she came to such a conclusion, can't the current slime even let go of the NPC......

“NPC… Uh-huh! If you want to take on the task, you can come to my side to pick it up! "This person actually accepted this premise right away?! And this guy actually knows that NPCs are the commissioners who issue quests, not innocent residents who watch the thugs rummage through treasure chests in their own homes!

"Name" However, she looked at the purple female passerby in front of her with a little vigilance, as if she was facing a natural enemy

"Where's your name?" And the so-called NPC passerby asked back

"Fana" here, this name is Asuna's new name after she felt that the so-called "Griffin" was too ugly to hear and knew that it was nonsense, and she herself agreed after being confused for a long time and crawling into Chong's bed in the middle of the night to start undressing to seek answers, well, I have said the above sentence as tactfully as possible, if I really want me to say something straightforward, it is actually that she was forced to agree to this title after being kicked out after the night attack was fruitless, After all, I don't want the door lock to open automatically because it doesn't recognize her information

"My name is Nepton~ please advise!" Well... Although Chong doesn't want to complain calmly here, he still has to say that this child may have only been instilled by his guardian with the concept of "don't just tell strangers by name", so as long as you know the name, you are not a stranger... Well, hopefully I'm thinking too much

"What about the mission?" In order to make it easier to identify, she changed her name to Fana, she tilted her head and asked, it seems that her IQ has not improved much even after so many days of teaching, this guy is not an NPC! So can you lend her a piece of clothing?! I'm embarrassed here!

"Hmm... Kill a hundred slimes, right? "I can see the edge of the forest now! If you want to farm a hundred slimes, you might have to wait until tomorrow night, right?! I think the ones that stalked you just now are already all slimes!

(Ah, my heart hurts...... Chong thinks that if there is still a skill grid left, he may really have to have an extra spit skill tree, and the experience points will definitely go up, no, I can't complain here anymore, I have to find my own settings!

"Ah, I'm sorry, it's almost time for the meeting, remember not to stay here for too long!" The girl named Neptune looked up at the sky for some reason and left in a hurry, are you okay?! You're still ****, hey! Don't deliberately make slots for me, okay?!

“… Forget it, leave her alone" Chong turned around as if he had given up and planned to exit the dungeon directly, so he didn't see the sight of a purple light suddenly shining behind him spreading its wings and soaring into the blue sky

(The woman smells similar to her master's...... Before she could keep up with Chong's footsteps, she glanced at the far side of the forest with her constricted pupils, the thing called Nepton was definitely just a set of numbers, yes, but why did it feel like it smelled familiar? That kind of thing can't happen to the number of jù groups at all

(Want...) Destroy her)

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"......" However, after a while, the two who were ambitious to quit this copy had already started their urban adventure today, so the animation was all a lie, and the consequences of touching Pikachu's tail could never be as simple as smoking on his body, and if you think about it, the power of 100,000 volts will not be low at all!

(But it's a miracle to survive after death, and what the hell is this respawn point...... At first glance, this city is built by technology that is very close to the real world, and if you look outside the city walls, you can even see floating islands and white clouds, which means that this is not the orthodox environment of SAO, right? It's even ridiculous to say that this is just a copy or a certain layer, and it is impossible for such a large set of models to be used in just one place, could it be that Tamamo accidentally plugged in my wiring when she was cleaning the room......

(Quest Tips: This quest is a large-scale serial quest, you can exit the quest and get rewards only after completing all the objectives, the current quest: please get Purple Heart's real name and get her gem)

"Purple Heart......?"

"Jewels...?" The two of them looked at each other and were a little puzzled because of this sudden task prompt.,Let's not say anything called a large-scale serial mission.,The name alone is enough to make them puzzled.,To say that there are a lot of commissions to find relevant NPCs and recycle mission props.,But you have to ask for your real name first... Is the so-called Purple Heart's AI really high enough to communicate with players?

-- However, there was one thing that Yuyun Chonghe, who would later be called a "traitor" knight, did not expect

-- Just like SAO

-- They are not "players" but "characters"