Chapter 0134: An unjust case caused by a pot of Buddha jumping over a wall
That's when the phone rang. As soon as the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, Su Tie looked at it, and the name of Liu Shengnan was displayed on the mobile phone screen.
"You're in the south wind? Did you order the three-pot Buddha jumping over the wall? ”
As soon as Su Tie answered the phone, Liu Shengnan's voice came, but this question made him stunned for a while, and it was impossible to think that she would ask this question.
"How do you know?" Cycad said with a smile, but this was obviously an admission.
"The waiter said that there is a handsome guy in your private room who used to eat here with Xiao Qi. I thought about it for a long time before I could barely think of you. ”
The cycads couldn't laugh when they heard it. Su Guanting is a well-known singer in China, and it is natural for the waiters to know her, but they didn't expect them to remember themselves.
But before Su Tie could speak, Liu Shengnan said in a quick voice: "The last three pots are ordered for you, order three pots at once, you should be green vegetables and radish?" Leave me a pot, my friend came to eat this. ”
Su Tie smiled, looked at Guo Jiyong on the other side, and said wildly, foaming at the mouth, and now he is still talking about Aurora Holdings. I really want to hand him the phone to answer it.
"It's not me who treats you......" Cycad said.
But before he finished speaking, Liu Shengnan's voice came through like beads: "It doesn't matter who you have a treat, you can just say no to your friends, you will lose ten catties and eight catties if you eat one pot less...... Hey, you're in public opinion over there, are we Aurora? Who's where? ”
Su Tie really wanted to die of laughter, but he didn't know how to stop Guo Jiyong, he couldn't say that Liu Shengnan was talking to him on the phone to ask for a pot of Buddha jumping over the wall, right? Even if you say it, no one will believe it.
But in the end, he interrupted Guo Jiyong with a smile, lest he blow his head and say something that he shouldn't say, so that it will hurt the pond fish: "A friend wants you to leave a pot of Buddha jumping over the wall......"
Guo Jiyong was blowing well, and he was interrupted by Su Tie all of a sudden, and he couldn't help but feel angry, but he also had to take care of the whole face, he waved his hand and said, "Who?" Your friend is also a friend of mine, and if you want to eat, let him come and eat it directly. Isn't it just a Buddha jumping over the wall......"
The cycads were amused again, and the "traditional advantages" of this guy have not changed at all. Su Tie said with a smile: "You may not believe it when you say it, it is the president of Aurora Liu Shengnan." ”
At this moment, Guo Jiyong was stunned for a moment, and everyone else covered their mouths and smiled, including the two die-hard friends present and Tan Yunqiu, who had not spoken much. Liu Xiaoxing didn't smile, and even glanced at Guo Jiyong unconsciously.
How could Yoo Seung-nan know you? There is even such a ridiculous thing as calling to ask the Buddha to jump over the wall. Damn, you can blow better than me, but you don't have any technical content. Guo Jiyong smiled secretly, but said with a smile in his mouth: "I'm sorry, there are too many people here." After saying that, he continued to blow.
"Did you hear that?" Cycad picked up the phone again and said, "There are a lot of people on our side. ”
"No grace......" Liu Shengnan on the other side of the phone sounded a little unhappy, but he couldn't rush in and grab a pot, besides, if he wanted to go, he would go to the kitchen, and now he hasn't served the food, and he won't call to ask about it when the cycad is served. But as she was talking, a sentence came from the cycad through her mobile phone:
"I heard that Mayor Han of Baocheng is a big beauty, and I have watched too much TV, so I don't know what the real person is."
This sentence was obviously asked by a classmate Guo Jiyong.
Guo Jiyong also took it seriously, he said with a smile: "Absolutely, it's ten million times better than on TV." To have a chest and a butt to have an ass, coupled with that temperament is graceful and noble, but it makes people feel very approachable, to be able to marry this woman is simply an eighty generations of ancestors who have accumulated virtue, and she is definitely a woman who is a prosperous husband. ”
The more outrageous it is, the most important thing is that Liu Shengnan and Mayor Han, who are Wangfu Mashiko, are very wrong.
Liu Shengnan listened to others praising Han Xiao, and he was probably very unhappy in his heart. Su Tie was about to hang up the phone, but a sneering voice came from Liu Shengnan's side: "Warning you, don't want to hang up the phone...... Otherwise, it's not ...... with you."
If Su Tie was talking about other women here, Liu Shengnan would disdain to listen to it. But since we talked about Han Xiao, and I also talked about Aurora just now, I really wanted to know who the guy who spoke for a while.
Guo Jiyong, where did this guy believe that it was really Liu Shengnan who called the cycad, at this moment he was still talking, and his voice was loud and quite crisp.
Talking about women and meat jokes at the dinner table is simply a traditional program for many dinners in China, no matter who the woman is talking about, from the ordinary women you know around you to celebrities, celebrities, dignitaries, and nobles, you can use them as talking points.
"And that Aurora Liu, who is also a stunning beauty......"
Listening to Guo Jiyong say Liu Shengnan, Su Tie suddenly felt his scalp tingle, and his eyes had already looked at the door of the private room. He didn't want to see if Liu Shengnan would come over, but how to get out of here as quickly as possible.
"But she and Mayor Han are definitely two styles." Guo Jiyong went on to say Kan Liu Shengnan, "However, this Mr. Liu is a little more arrogant, and the person who can't talk to her is probably a little uncomfortable, and I feel that this woman refuses to be a thousand miles away, and it is not easy to deal with...... The figure is definitely good, but the breasts are a little smaller, and it looks a little small, and it lacks Mayor Han's feeling of Wangfu Mashiko......"
Burst! Burst! Burst!
it! it! it!
If they can really squirt blood, the cycads feel like they can squirt themselves alive into dried corpses!
"You keep that bastard waiting......"
There was a scream on the phone, and everyone in the private room was startled.
At this time, Liu Xiaoxing covered her face with her hands, propped her elbows on the table, and her tears flowed out. It's just that through the gap in the jade palm that she covered her small mouth, she obviously laughed out of tears.
"Everyone, I'm in a bit of a hurry at home, so I'll go first......" Su Tie quickly got up and said.
Boom! Boom!
Before he could finish speaking, he heard two loud bangs, and the door of the private room was kicked open alive, which startled the people in the private room again.
Su Tie looked blankly at the outside of the private room, who else could it be if it wasn't Liu Shengnan standing outside?
At this moment, Liu Shengnan is like a peacock who is fighting hard, his face is flushed, his willow eyebrows are upside down, his apricot eyes are round, his face is powdery, and her small breasts that are not enough to be prosperous are lying together, obviously angry to the point of hysteria.
"Who is it?"
Before everyone could react, Liu Shengnan rushed in and roared angrily, but his big phoenix eyes stared at the cycad.
Depend on! It's not what I said! I didn't force you to listen to it! It's useful to stare at me!
Su Tie secretly screamed in his heart.
But to be honest, I was also unsure in my heart. This woman is afraid of going crazy, she even demolished the Nanfeng Hotel, she has already seen her go crazy with anger.
"Willow ...... Mr. Liu ...... "Guo Jiyong was so scared that his head was about to explode."
He looked at the cycads, and then at the angry Liu Shengnan, and for a while he really doubted whether he was hallucinating. But the living Liu Shengnan had only seen it himself in the afternoon, so it was impossible to recognize the wrong person.
As soon as Liu Shengnan saw that someone responded, he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and whether he was the one who just said himself, grabbed the teapot and slapped it on Guo Jiyong's shoulder.
I only heard Guo Jiyong screaming, holding on to his shoulder with one hand and falling to the ground.
Depend on! Aren't you a black belt in taekwondo? Grab props every time you fight, and you don't have any martial arts!
Su Tie was angry and funny in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.
But I still secretly praised it in my heart, although this woman was mad, she obviously didn't lose her mind, if this teapot smashed on Guo Jiyong's head, it was likely to be a big game.
"Bastard!" When Liu Shengnan saw Guo Jiyong fall to the ground, he scolded again, slammed the teapot on his thigh at once, and then rushed forward and kicked Guo Jiyong on the shoulder.
Syllable! Syllable!
"Bastard!" Liu Shengnan grabbed Guo Jiyong's hair and pulled him up, and gave him two slaps.
Liu Shengnan's strength is estimated to be not small, and bright finger prints suddenly appeared on Guo Jiyong's cheeks, and blood slowly oozed from the corners of his mouth.
"Bastard! You don't have a tutor? You weren't taught how to speak at home? Liu Shengnan scolded angrily, then snapped again, and slapped Guo Jiyong again.
This woman is really tutored! It's a bastard to scold people back and forth......
"I'll go, it's really none of my business!" Su Tie just screamed in his mouth before he finished praising in his heart, only to see Liu Shengnan push Guo Jiyong aside and rush towards him again.
"It's none of your business?" Liu Shengnan screwed on the tender meat on the inside of his arm, "It's none of your business, what are you doing here?" ”
TMD! Is screwing people a woman's natural nirvana! Pick the tender ones!
"Shhh...... It was a pure accident! Su Tie touched the inside of his arm with one hand and exclaimed in pain, "Mr. Liu, I just said that you were on the phone, and he didn't believe what I could do!" I was about to pull him over to plead for you, and you rushed in...... This guy commented on you like this, and it made me angry for a while...... I wish I could have broken him......"
Burst! Burst! Burst!
The crowd almost fell to the ground! You just wanted to escape!
Yatang and Jin Xiangju looked at the cycads even more dumbfounded. To be honest, I've known him for so many years, and I've never heard of this guy lying, let alone telling nonsense with his eyes open.
Mr. Liu...... I'm sorry! At this time, although Guo Jiyong's eyes were still shining with Venus, he had obviously come back to his senses and knew that all this was not an illusion, "Mr. Liu, I was cheap just now!" ”
It's okay that he didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, Liu Shengnan had smoke on his head again, and then turned around and slapped him on the right cheek.
"You're not cheap! Isn't Mayor Han praised by you as a flower? Liu Shengnan sneered and said, "I'll take you to see her, let you boast in front of her, and let her go to your house Wangfu Mashiko!" ”
Burst! Burst! Burst!
The crowd vomited blood again.
Guo Jiyong's mouth was cheap just now, but you Mr. Liu spoke very well. It is estimated that the guts are also hairy, and he said Mayor Han in front of so many people...... And there were a lot of spectators outside the door, and two of them had already raised their mobile phones to take pictures in the private room.
"Who are you?" Liu Shengnan asked Guo Jiyong for a while.
"Mr. Liu, I'm sorry......" Guo Jiyong cried with a sad face, once this woman knows her identity, the days of earning "hard money" in Daji can be over, and whether she can go home and grow vegetables to support the elderly is another matter.
Syllable!
Liu Shengnan slapped it again, and then pushed this guy who loves "a stable life" aside, and then pointed at Su Tie and sneered: "You, get out of here." ”
After saying that, he walked out without looking back, and when he walked out of the door, he saw two guys holding up their mobile phones to shoot, and suddenly snatched them up and smashed them hard! When he left, he left a sentence:
"Bastard! What to shoot? Never seen a woman fight? ”
I'll go! This is really more unjust than Dou E! It's none of my business! The cycad screamed in his heart.
But this woman looks very angry, and if she doesn't follow her, she really won't be able to eat and walk around in the future. At that moment, I had to spread my hands and walk out.
"Yatie ......," Guo Jiyong suddenly called out when he saw that he was leaving.
The cycad gave him a funny look, of course he knew what this guy was trying to say.
But it's really TMD's none of my business!