Chapter 0029 One Dollar for Making Friends
Lin Feng is also drunk, what's wrong with this today!
What does it mean that good things come in pairs?
That's it! And it's all passive......
Early in the morning, without knowing it, I was misled and the director called me to the stage to receive the model student representative.
You must know that once you are elected as a model student representative, what you represent is not just honor, but a vote for nothing!
This Wutong Middle School has to charge a small 100,000 yuan a year!
Even if he has good grades and is exempted from many miscellaneous expenses, such as food, materials, accommodation and activity expenses, he has to pay 40,000 or 50,000 yuan a year!
Although he is not short of money now, in this way, he will always save his family embarrassment! And it's better to confess than to pay the tuition fees yourself and embarrass your family.
To say that there is a reason for this, it is the Wu family who is deliberately patting their own sycophants to keep safe.
Then now Lao Zhao asked him to boast about himself......
This is simply providence!
Lin Fengxin said, such a shameless thing, in fact, I refused at first!
This is all the pleiades you forced me! It's not bad for me at all!
Seeing Lin Feng walk up to the stage, Zhao Huichuan handed over the newspaper, but Lin Feng didn't take it.
Lao Zhao was relieved, and said in his heart that this kid is still good, and he completely understood the experience after listening to it once, it is really teachable.
However, it is estimated that after reading what Lin Feng did next, he will definitely slap this idea to death!
Lin Feng stood on the stage and tried his best to calm his breathing, no, he couldn't do it, such a glorious thing, he was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to collapse!
"Well, first of all, we want to thank Ling Xiaolu first, it was she who brought us a perfect audio-visual experience, and it was she who used her beautiful voice to tell the truth, so that we could understand the true meaning of this beautiful article through the ages. Everyone applauds! ”
Hearing him say this, everyone thinks it makes sense!
It's true that people are beautiful in bel canto, but does this have anything to do with the article?
But applause still has to be applauded, otherwise it won't be a loss of face.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......"
After a round of applause, there was silence.
Suddenly, someone shouted: "Lin Feng, you were so handsome last night!" ”
Well?
Everyone looked at the voice.
When Lin Feng saw her, he said in his heart: Damn! Yu Fengjiao, you can't figure it out clearly, what do you mean I was too handsome last night? There is a lot of ambiguity in this statement!
But it seems that many people "get it"!
Especially Ling Xiaolu......
She knows how good it is for Yu Fengjiao to talk about Lin Feng in front of her every day!
However, it is estimated that after hearing Yu Fengjiao's words today, she will never believe how good Lin Feng is!
Yu Fengjiao seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly added: "Don't get me wrong, I mean-oops, people are saying that when Lin Feng was arrested last night, phew, before he was arrested last night, the song he sang-"
"Whew-" Lin Feng finally took a long breath, clarified, clarified!
Zhao Huichuan seems to be in a very good mood today, and when he saw the scene like this, he didn't get angry. He just coughed lightly and motioned for Lin Feng to continue.
In fact, don't look at Zhao Huichuan as an old man in his fifties, but his heart is very young. He often jokes with his classmates from time to time during class to adjust the atmosphere, so he usually doesn't skip class.
Lin Feng stood still and looked at Ling Xiaolu tentatively, but unfortunately Ling Xiaolu also looked at him with a playful expression. Lin Feng suddenly felt as if something was wrong!
But he didn't think much about it, and began his boasting, ah no, it's an analysis!
"First of all, I think that reading this article is not just about the surface of the text. We should look at the essence through the phenomenon, especially this kind of article that shocks everyone's heart, everyone says it's right! ”
"Yes!"
"Well said!"
Zhao Huichuan also nodded, and said in his heart, sure enough, I brought out the student, and I didn't teach you so many truths in vain.
However, if he knew what Lin Feng was going to do next, he would definitely slap this idea in the face!
Lin Feng continued: "We all say that words are like people, but in fact, words are also like people. I think the person who can write this article must not be an old pedant, he must be a young talent in his youth, everyone is right! ”
Many nodded in agreement.
"Moreover, I think that if you can write such a righteous style, you must be a positive person. And his character should be as upright as his style, his countenance should be as angular as this text, and his figure as neither fat nor thin as this article......"
Lin Feng began to boast like a machine gun, and he used all the good words, which was simply everything!
At first, many people thought it was true, including Zhao Huichuan, who also nodded vigorously, thinking that he was too right in his analysis!
I really didn't expect him to be able to see the problem so thoroughly, how good his character is, how good his personality is, how good his personality is!
"To sum up, I think this must be a beautiful man with a delicate figure, a handsome face, floating in the dust, no quarrel with the world, and above the world!"
"Look at this name again, Mengxiao, wow, what a poetic name! I seemed to see a beautiful man with a sad face, standing under the withered banyan tree, sad and sad, worried about the current students. Suddenly, I had a feeling that please let me be a quiet beautiful man! ”
"Poof!"
Ling Xiaolu couldn't help it at first, she couldn't help it when she saw Lin Feng so exaggerated, and at this moment, when she saw Lin Feng twisting his body like this, she finally laughed.
The other students are also dumbfounded, this product should not have been abandoned by the second hospital for giving up treatment!
Today's Zhao Huichuan seems to be in a particularly good mood, but!
Now he finally can't stand the birds!
"Roll the calves!" Zhao Huichuan took the newspaper in his hand and twitched it towards Lin Feng.
Lin Feng's body shook violently: "Ah, good teacher, get out immediately!" ”
Now Zhao Huichuan finally knew why Lin Feng didn't take the newspaper - because what Lin Feng said was the same as the article in the newspaper, and he couldn't fight together with ten poles!
Things are like this, and the discussion about this article will not end. Zhao Huichuan finished a Chinese class with a black face in class for the first time, because Zhao Huichuan has always been in a very good mood......
When it was time for class to end, Ling Xiaolu walked in the direction where Lin Feng was.
After Zheng Tiancheng's "gossip" this morning, almost everyone identified the relationship between the two. Seeing this, many people are very curious to watch.
Zheng Tiancheng had been holding back his urine for half a class and was about to go to the toilet, but seeing this, his gossip spirit made him hold back!
He was thinking: Are these two people going to show their affection openly? Or is it because of Yu Fengjiao's sentence "You were so handsome last night", you have to break it well...... I'll have to listen to it and save myself from having nothing to talk about when I eat.
However, Ling Xiaolu walked up to Lin Feng's seat, glanced at Lin Feng with slanted eyes, didn't say a word, and directly took a rolled one-dollar note and threw it on Lin Feng's table.
Then, turned around and walked away.
Zheng Tiancheng was speechless for an instant, his feelings were coming to repay the money, and he had to use his imagination to pick it up when he turned around, but now the important thing is to solve the internal emergency first. Then he pedaled downstairs.
Lin Feng turned to look at Ling Xiaolu who walked away, full of confusion: What does this mean? Secretly send autumn waves, what is this? Or is it difficult for Xiaolu to buy my first kiss that day for a dollar?
But when he opened the money curiously-
Wide-eyed, confused!
Because there are two lines of small print on it, it's so familiar!
Lin Feng read it out slowly: "I am destined to be tied by a thread for thousands of miles, looking for a pen pal, and I am a man." If you want to make friends, please write to the first class of the second year of Wutong Middle School, do not disturb if you are not sincere, and refuse to reply to the letter if your sexual orientation is abnormal. The payment is - Meng Xiao? No way! ”
Lin Feng jumped up from the table in an instant!
This Nima, it seems that I have the impression that I spent it on the conductor's aunt when I took the bus home last month!
Wait a minute!
No wonder Ling Xiaolu kept looking at herself inexplicably just now, she was really a dog!
I really don't know if this is fate or injustice!
At this time, the mark seemed to have just woken up and said, "Kill this blind thought, chase you!" ”――
To be continued -
June 19, 2016 01:05:00
PS: Hey, let's talk about a very important thing! There are too few people in the book friend group! Everyone actively participated, and everyone picked up the materials and the flame was high! It's okay to gag and flirt with girls.,Well, I'll tell you if there's a girl in the group? Group 55 95 is 29 this 716. I don't tell him about ordinary people!
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