On Sunday night, it was Zhu Xiaojun and Guo Laoer's night shift.

Before five o'clock, Zhu Xiaojun arrived at the department. This is not to say how positive Zhu Xiaojun is, but that he is too lazy to walk a few steps.

Yesterday's meal with Qin Lu was drunk until dark, and after dark, Qin Lu was unwilling to live with Zhu Xiaojun under the same roof again, so he staggered away and went back to the bachelor dormitory. Zhu Xiaojun didn't drink much, but when he got up early this morning, he was refreshed, and remembered the extra bonus of 5,000 yuan given to him by Gong Lin, so he lingered in the computer hypermarket in the morning.

It wasn't until noon that Zhu Xiaojun chose a favorite notebook, 4999 yuan, and after bargaining, it was sold for 4500 yuan. Zhu Xiaojun took the notebook and went to the telecom business hall again, and waited in line for a long time before going through the broadband account opening procedures.

After finishing these, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and Zhu Xiaojun was too lazy to go home, so he took the notebook and went directly to the night shift.

At half past five, it was the time for the doctor on duty on the day shift and the doctor on the night shift to hand over, and Guo Lao Er called on time and told Zhu Xiaojun to take over the shift first, and he would arrive about half an hour late. At the same time as Guo Laoer's phone call, there was also a text message from Ge Hui on Zhu Xiaojun's mobile phone, explaining that Zhu Xiaojun took advantage of the night shift to improve the course record of the director's ward rounds of several beds in the group.

After talking to Guo Lao Er on the phone, and texting back to Ge Hui, Zhu Xiaojun took over from the doctor on duty on the day shift. There were no patients in the ward who needed special treatment, so Zhu Xiaojun went to the nurse's station, ready to take out the medical records of the tube bed and complete Ge Hui's instructions.

"Who are you?" In the nurse's station, a handsome little nurse rolled her eyelids at Zhu Xiaojun: "New to intern?" ”

The schedule of nurses is different from that of doctors, and doctors work night shifts from half past five that night to eight o'clock the next day, but the work intensity of nurses is relatively high, and the night shift is also small, so the night shift is divided into small night shift and large night shift. Generally speaking, the cycle of a nurse's night shift is two consecutive small night shifts followed by two consecutive large night shifts.

This little nurse happened to be on Saturday and Sunday's night shift, and last Friday, that is, the day Zhu Xiaojun just reported to the department, the little nurse took turns off, so she has never been able to see Zhu Xiaojun.

"My name is Zhu Xiaojun, I am a new doctor in our department, beautiful sister, what is your name?" Talking to beautiful women, Zhu Xiaojun has never been stage frightened.

"Ah, you are Zhu Xiaojun......" The little nurse covered her mouth exaggeratedly and made a look of surprise.

"Am I ugly?" Zhu Xiaojun showed an innocent look: "Alas! I knew I was so ugly that I would scare you, so I should have put on makeup and come back to work! ”

"Cluck, cluck, you...... It's funny. ”

"Little beauty, you haven't told me your name yet! Do you think that's good? You tell me your name, and I promise you that I will come back to you with makeup in the future, and promise not to scare you again! ”

The little nurse was so amused that she couldn't stop laughing, but she was made to tears by Zhu Xiaojun's words.

"Actually, I've already put on makeup, but I didn't expect it to scare you."

The little nurse finally laughed enough, and half-covered her mouth: "My name is Xu Yue." ”

"Xu Yue? Yueyue ......" Zhu Xiaojun laughed evilly, he knew that this Yueyue was definitely not the Yueyue he shook out on WeChat a week ago, but in his heart, he couldn't distinguish between the two Yueyue. "Miss Yueyue really doesn't look like us humans!"

Taking advantage of Xu Yue's stunned stall, Zhu Xiaojun pinched his throat and said again: "Isn't my sister a fairy from the Heavenly Palace?" ”

This boast is praised...... Xu Yueming knew that Zhu Xiaojun was ridiculing, but her heart was very sweet, the vanity of the little girl's family was very strong, so she liked to listen to people praise her for being beautiful and beautiful, especially the praise of a young man like Zhu Xiaojun who didn't look annoying.

Xu Yue's face flushed: "I hate it!" ”

The heat is just right!

Zhu Xiaojun picked up a stack of medical records, sighed, turned around and went to the doctor's office, leaving Miss Xu Yue still thinking about what was wrong in the nurse's station.

After making a cup of tea and lighting a cigarette, Zhu Xiaojun rolled up his sleeves and prepared to start compiling the director's round rounds.

Wait a minute......

Fabricate?

What else can you do if you don't make it up?

The director of the University of Ma is basically a casual inspection, and those who have not yet operated are just two words of comfort, and those who are about to be discharged from the hospital after the operation are even more said hello even if it is completed, only those who have just been operated on for less than two days, Director Ma will care about two sentences.

The two sentences of concern cannot be faithfully recorded in the medical record, because the content of the conversation is as follows:

"Did you fart?"

"Let it go!"

"How many did you put?"

"Wow!"

"Well, you can eat something thin today."

Or something like this:

"Did you fart?"

"Nope!"

"Is your stomach growling?"

"Nope!"

"Give him Chinese medicine and ventilation."

Or something like this:

"Did you fart?"

"Nope!"

"Is your stomach growling?"

"Hmm!"

"Okay, when you have a few farts, you can eat some runny."

You say, how can this kind of round-up conversation around farting or not be carried out on the medical record? If you don't make it up, what about it?

Fortunately, Zhu Xiaojun still has some skills in this area, and when he was an intern, he did a lot of this kind of work, and it was not difficult to make it up.

Guo Lao Er said that he was half an hour late, but it turned out to be a full hour late, but Guo Lao Er was really particular about how to do things, and when he came, he brought Zhu Xiaojun dinner, two dishes and one soup, plus a big bowl of white rice.

"Eat more, eat enough to work, my second Guo is hard, and the night shift is never idle."

"Ah~ Director Guo, there is an emergency surgery?"

Guo Lao Er took out the bag from his pocket, ordered one for himself, and took another one for Zhu Xiaojun, and put it next to the plate: "The emergency department of our hospital, it is just a decoration, unlike other hospitals, emergency surgeries are solved in the emergency department." As for me, I am destined to die a hard life, but whenever I work at night, there will always be one or two emergency surgeries. ”

Zhu Xiaojun glanced at the cigarette, wanted to endure it but couldn't bear it, so he also lit it, smoking and eating at the same time.

"Maybe it's the same for other night shifts, or maybe I can make a difference......"

Before Zhu Xiaojun's words fell to the ground, he heard Xu Yue shouting at the nurse's station: "Director Guo! Emergency Consultation! ”

Guo Lao Er was happy when he heard it: "Sure enough, there is a change, it turns out that I will come to work at 90 o'clock in the evening, but today is good, it is only less than 7 o'clock, so I should be busy!" ”

Guo Lao Er stretched his waist, stood up and was about to go out, Zhu Xiaojun hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, and wanted to follow along.

"What are you going to do? Wait to eat well, and if you get busy, I'm afraid you won't even have time to drink saliva. ”

Zhu Xiaojun also understood that he followed Guo Lao Er to the emergency department, which was nothing more than to fill Guo Lao Er's scene, and he couldn't help by being busy, so he obeyed Guo Lao Er, sat down and continued to eat.

As soon as he finished eating, Guo Lao Er called from the emergency department, instructed Zhu Xiaojun and Xu Yue to hurry up and prepare for the emergency treatment of patients, and instructed Zhu Xiaojun to go to the operating room immediately and submit an application for emergency surgery.

Ten minutes later, Guo Lao Er returned to Corey with the patient, a little girl with acute appendicitis.

"Doctor Zhu, is there a problem with the first course of illness recorded in ten minutes?"

"Xu Yue, go through the admission procedures for the patient and measure the patient's vital signs!"

"What about the patient's parents? Come to me, before the operation, we have to explain things clearly! ”

Guo Lao Er's speech is fast, but it is clear, giving people a sense of busyness but not chaos.

Ten minutes later, Zhu Xiaojun completed the first record of the patient's admission to the hospital, Xu Yue also made all the preparations for the patient's operation, and the nurse in the operating room also pushed the bed cart to pick up the patient.

Zhu Xiaojun became nervous at this time.

Operating room?

Haven't been in!

Although Zhu Xiaojun had many opportunities to follow the substitute teacher on stage to perform surgery, every time he found an excuse to escape, his future was destined to follow his father to fool the neighborhood and learn surgery, which was a waste of time.

Hand washing?

Wearing a surgical gown?

Wear sterile gloves?

Sterilizing the patient's surgical area?

As a helper to go on stage to operate?

Zhu Xiaojun only felt that his scalp was numb......

"What's wrong? Nervous? Guo Lao Er patted Zhu Xiaojun's shoulder.

"Nervous? Nervous about what? Zhu Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders: "It's not me who was stabbed, what am I so nervous about?" ”

You have to pretend to be it, don't you?

What's the big deal? Take one step at a time, at most, you will be laughed at!

Besides, won't Zhu Xiaojun follow Guo Lao's second ass to have a super imitation show?

Zhu Xiaojun, who decided to stage a super imitation show, settled down, and then pretended to be calm and calm, and followed Guo Lao Er to the special elevator to the operating room.