5. The Chinese God conquered England

When Rooney offered him an invitation to a party after training, he should have refused. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

But after all, he is a teammate who has just met, and this is also a good opportunity to build rapport with each other, not to mention that Giggs, Young, Van Persie and other teammates will also participate, and if he is absent alone, I am afraid it is not suitable.

So they're all in this place now.

The dim and ever-changing lights, the constant sound of his eardrums, the smell of alcohol in the air, the priceless but strong and pungent perfume and fat powder constantly tempted him to sneeze, and ...... and this blonde, blue-eyed, big-breasted, thin-assed, and upright English chick sitting in her arms.

"I heard that the Chinese are all conservative guys to the bone, do you dare to take me home?" The little buttocks seemed to be rubbing against his lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and the elastic and soft touch made him a little uncontrollable, "Do you need me to teach you?" ”

"Have fun, but stay safe!" Rooney hugged his own one and left laughing.

Van Persie and Ryan Giggs are long gone.

Qin Gude, who hadn't touched a woman for several months, lost all his rationality at this moment, and I think everyone should understand.

He pulled his girlfriend into his Mercedes and sprinted all the way back to the villa he had bought in Manchester, then turned off the engine.

Before he could remove the key, a crispy hand climbed between his legs.

The zipper was unceremoniously opened, as if a breeze was blowing.

Then there was a clear sound of "pop", and little Goode entered a slippery and hot place, he couldn't help but shiver, and subconsciously reached out and pressed this blonde hair.

With a slight licking sound, an electric current rushed down his spine to his brain, and his brain went blank!

He became a beast!

He will only do the most primitive instinctive movements of the beast!

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Maybe he didn't release himself for a while, or maybe the 15-year-old Ether gave himself too much exercise, and Qin Good's barrel still had ammunition after firing five shots in a row.

But...... There was no spare body armor in his drawer, and the English chick who had been wild at the beginning collapsed after the third offensive, which made Qin Goode full of conquest but less interactive fun.

After venting, he collapsed on his back on his big bed, feeling completely hollowed out.

When he woke up, it was already past nine o'clock, and Qin Gude hurriedly jumped up and prepared to get up.

Yesterday's female companion was gone, leaving only a note at the bedside and a phone number.

"Feel free to get in touch...... Friendship. ”

Simply translated, that's it.

In the days when you don't have your girlfriend by your side, this may be an option.

Qin Gude saved the number into his phone, then threw the note into the trash can full of body armor.

By the way, what's her name......

Mary? Alice? Or Isa?

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There was not much time left before training, but fortunately, the traffic conditions in Manchester were not bad, and Qin Goode barely caught up before the training began.

Rooney and Van Persie also hurriedly changed clothes with him with dark circles, and they even happily exchanged experiences.

Only the experienced Ryan Giggs was already warming up at the training ground, and the Welsh veteran, who is in his mid-40s, looked red and refreshed.

But now Qin Gude can't complain about his teammates, because Ferguson, who is wearing sneakers, is already standing in front of him.

"I lost the first league game and I think you know how happy I am right now! Isn't it?! The red-nosed old man's spit almost splashed on Qin Goode's face, "Two exercises a day in the past three days!" The same goes for Paul and Ryan! ”

No one made any complaints, and no one dared to make a joke about the manager.

This is Manchester United, not Borussia Dortmund.

Ferguson is not Klopp, he is the super godfather who has been in charge of the red empire for 26 years, and his authority does not need to be deliberately demonstrated. Compared to him, Klopp, who has just won the Champions League, is just a child with no roots.

As he watched his players begin training with a serious face, Ferguson spoke to his assistants.

"The competition will continue in the afternoon."

"What about the grouping?"

"Stay the same, tactically you can help Wayne and them."

"What about Qin?"

"His labor certification is still being applied for, and he shouldn't be able to make it in time for the second round of the league." Ferguson doesn't care about that, as none of the big-name players he has brought in will miss the season because of their labor certifications.

And...... Officials from the Chinese embassy also conveyed greetings to the English Department of Labour, and these inefficient old men must not deliberately provoke the anger of the Chinese.

"It's a shame." Mulenstin shook his head slightly, his eyes chasing the players running in circles, "The fans must be impatient." ”

'He's also going to have to get in with the team, so it's not necessarily a good thing to play too early.' Phelan did not agree with his colleagues.

"Didn't you see yesterday's training game?" Mulenstin retorted, "He's not the kind of player who relies on a team to play. ”

Ferguson listened to the arguments of the two assistants, smiled and did not speak.

The first defeat in the league was a bit of a surprise, but there was nothing unacceptable. It's just that these monkeys can be honest for a long time.

"Boss, your phone!" The staff who was guarding the equipment next to him called out to this side.

Ferguson turned and walked over, with the name of the team's press officer on his phone.

He thought about it for a moment, but still connected the phone: "John, you know it's the team's training time, right?" ”

"Of course, Mr. Sir," the voice on the other side of the line sounded serious, "my office phone is paralyzed. ”

Ferguson smiled slightly: "The game hasn't started yet, who will go to you?" Could it be that The Sun helped me buy Messi again? ”

"Oh no, Gary (Neville) sent me a couple of pictures in the morning and those paparazzi took pictures of Wayne and Goode Qin at the nightclub yesterday......"

"Welcome new teammates, it's not a big deal." The old man shrugged, "Even if they rolled with those strippers, it wouldn't be a big deal, at least they didn't take drugs, and none of them were late for training." ”

"Uh...... They also got ......"

"Just reply to them, I still have to train, I'm not interested in hearing from these paparazzi," Ferguson interrupted, "yes, send me the picture." ”

Today's players are not just players......

Ferguson has known this since David Beckham left, and the old man is now looking away.

He received so many photos in a row, he just glanced at them and the smile on his face disappeared.

When the players finished their regular runs, the manager was standing in front of them.

"Wayne," Ferguson said, looking at his beloved apprentice, "you guys had a great day yesterday, didn't you?" ”

Rooney's gaze jumped, avoiding his mentor's inquiry.

Ferguson didn't wait for him to answer: "I think we need to practice now, because some people can work out all night in their beds and in the car, which shows that the usual training is so easy!" Isn't it, Chinese God? ”

An old man in his seventies called himself like this, which made Qin Gude a little uncomfortable, and he quickly shook his head: "I'm sorry......"

"Don't be sorry to me, it's nothing, I'm not your mother, I'm not your wife, who do you want to roll the sheets with and I don't have a coin relationship!" Ferguson Pi didn't smile, "I just don't want you to be on the cover of The Sun from time to time in the future!" And even the mosaic can't stop it! ”

Muhrensteen pulled out the tablet he used to analyze the players' performance and showed the players how clear the resolution of the high-tech machine was.

"The Chinese God conquered England...... Wild models? ”

This is a photo of him holding the English chick and getting out of the car and walking towards the gate, Qin Goode, who was already in a hurry at that time, was already naked, he picked up the same naked chick horizontally, and kicked the door impatiently, and the little Goode on the lower body stood proudly, and the thin mosaic could not cover it at all.

Fuck you, uncle!

Why is it so clear on a big night?!

For the first time, Qin Goode felt the horror of the English paparazzi! (To be continued.) )