Chapter 5: The Pig Man
Ren Wu tried to push the door, and the moment his five fingers touched the door, a dazzling light erupted to envelop him.
The next moment it was dark.
In a daze, a memory flooded into his mind.
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My name is Xiaobai.
Before every meal, my mother would squat in front of the food bowl and knock the bowl with chopsticks, and then call me Xiaobai, Xiaobai.
Is she calling me? I don't know, it's just that I like to eat what's in the pot.
Later, my mother stopped knocking on the bowl, as long as I called me Xiaobai, I would run over happily, I liked the feeling of being touched by my mother's head, and I also liked to be rubbed by my mother's face.
My mom and I don't look the same, but I'm sure I'll be like my mom when I grow up.
I still have a lot of friends in the cage, they are called Xiaohua, Xiaohei, some are called Laifu, and some are called Wangcai. What makes me jealous the most is Mimi in the cage next door, her name is better than mine!
Then one day a big man came to the store.
He was brought in and was bleeding from his body.
He's horrible and likes to make a lot of noise, and I don't like him.
But he would tell some good stories, and he would talk about beautiful forests, blue skies, and birds flying in the sky, and earthworms in the soil.
He was taken away after six meals and never saw him again.
I've never seen what he's talking about, but I'd love to see what he's talking about.
......
Ren Wu is like having a dream and waking up from a dream, in which Ren Wu sees a bizarre experience as a bystander, and the protagonist has been kept in a cage like a pet.
Click.
The sound of the iron lock being opened came to Ren Wu's ears.
Ren Wu opened his eyes in a daze.
A huge pig face stood in front of him.
Ren Wu was terrified, kicked his legs and rolled backwards, and his head slammed into the cage.
"I'm sorry, Xiaobai, he's a little timid, why don't you take a look at the other wise monkeys. A gentle female voice came from outside the cage.
The pig's face turned away, and the cage was locked again.
The voice came from the mouth of a monster with a pig's head, a monster with a yellow coat, a green knee-length skirt, and high heels on its feet.
What the hell is this? Am I dreaming?
Ren Wu hurriedly looked around, this was an indoor room, and the decoration style was very simple.
In the lower right corner of the bag is a bust of a grinning middle-aged man, next to which is written in large letters - Hardcover Zhi Monkey Food (Young Monkey Food).
Next to him were large cages neatly leaning against the wall, and in each cage there was a person who was not in a single piece.
These men and women were all very old, and the oldest looked to be sixteen or seventeen years old.
Combined with the dream he had before, Ren Wu had a faint guess in his heart.
The world is so terrible, let me see what the original owner of this body wanted. Ren Wu just wanted to quickly fulfill his wish and travel back.
- "I want to see the outside world. ”
At the same time, Ren Wu sensed the ratio of the time flow rate of the two worlds.
1:100。
One day in the Overworld, one hundred days in this world.
Ren Wu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not a desire to destroy the world or save the world, and there was plenty of time.
If the owner's wish of this body is to lead the Zhi Monkey clan to a "rise of the planet of the apes", then Ren Wu may be really dumbfounded.
Ren Wu absolutely didn't say a word, and immediately gave up the task.
People are self-aware, and they still have to count how many catties and taels they have.
It's a simple wish, but my current status is not good, and if I continue to stay in the store, I may not be able to fulfill my wish for the rest of my life.
The first thing to do is to get out of the shop and find a chance to sneak away and run into the wilderness, so that the task should be almost complete.
So...... The immediate priority is to get out of this shop. But I don't think any shopkeeper would sit back and watch the goods in his store run away, right?
As long as you are not bought to make monkey brain hot pot, it doesn't matter who buys you.
Anyway, in the end, I had to find a way to escape.
Thoughts swirled in Ren Wu's mind.
"Woo. The little girl in the cage next to her was attached to the edge of the iron cage, looking curiously at the guests outside the cage.
In addition to the familiar store manager, there are two pig people standing behind it, one large and one small, who are scanning the smart monkeys in the store with the eyes of the goods.
Looking at the big pig's dress, it should be her mother - as long as there is no cosmite, it should be a mother.
The pigman's face was covered with a thick layer of white fat powder, his lips were smeared with bright red lip prints, his eyelashes were large and curved, and his cheeks were smeared with blood-like blush.
The piglet man wears a princess dress and carries a large school bag, but his face does not have so many bells and whistles.
Well, the bag is stuffed with a bulge. It seems that it is not easy for children in the pig world to be successful.
"Mom, this smart monkey is so cute~" The little piglet said excitedly pointing to the girl who lived in the cage next to Ren Wu.
Ren Wu has a lot of tastes, so the first thing is to let him put down his dignity and compete for favor with an unenlightened seven or eight-year-old girl......
"This is a female monkey, she is still in her infancy, she has a very docile personality, and she is curious and energetic. The store manager said.
"Will that be open defecation?"
"No, don't worry, the smart monkeys in our store are all trained, as long as you put the soil and sand basin in place, they will never defecate in the open. They also know how to bury their own feces and urine. The manager's voice was as gentle as ever.
"Woo la la la, move times hit times and move times times~" The sudden sound attracted the attention of the three pig people.
In the cage next door, Ren Wu stood on his feet, shaking his head and humming a tune of unknown meaning in the cage, covering the vital parts with his two hands, and his eyes were innocent.
Pig Man Manager: ......
Big Sow Man: ???
Sow Man: !!
"Mommy, buy it! Buy it! It will sing!" the sow man jumped up excitedly and tugged at the corner of her mother's clothes.
Ren Wu finally stopped turning in a circle and sat on the ground, sighed secretly, and looked up at the ceiling without love.
Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise this face would have been really lost to Java.
This is probably the darkest black history of my life......
The little girl in the cage next to her bit her fingers and stared at Ren Wu intently, tilted her head and thought for a while, and then happily imitated Ren Wu's tune and hummed, but she was all out of tune.
In the end, Ren Wu was bought as he wished.
Ren Wu was locked in the trunk, huddled with some sundries, and smelled a strong smell of gasoline in his nostrils.
The age of this body does not seem to be large, and the size of the intelligent monkeys in this world is not large, which is a problem of human genes.
The height of Ren Wu's body is only less than one meter three, with thin arms and legs, fine skin and tender flesh, and his fingernails are neatly trimmed.
Looking out the window, the city is made of steel and concrete, the overhead overpass, and the pedestrians on the road on both sides...... No, it's a pig.
Ren Wu sighed, it might be really difficult to escape from this kind of big city without a map.
But soon Ren Wu's eyes became brighter and brighter, because he found that the car was actually far away from the city center!
It would be nice to be able to live in the suburbs.
Finally, the car drove to a luxurious community and slowed down, and after swiping the card, the pigman security guard standing in the security booth saluted the owner.
The car was parked in the garage of a small cottage.
Click.
The trunk was opened, the lights above the trunk lit up, and Ren Wu was picked up by the sow man before he could react, looking at the sow man who was as relaxed and comfortable as lifting himself like a little chicken, Ren Wu silently looked at her arms that were thicker than his waist and fell into deep thought.
"Mingjuan, this little monkey is what you pestered me to buy, and you will clean up this little monkey's hygiene in the future, and you can clean up the poop he pulled. "The sow man educates the gilt man.
Ren Wu also knew the name of the little sow person, her name was Mingjuan.
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"This is your nest, this is your food bowl, this is the automatic water dispenser, and most importantly, you can't defecate anywhere? Mingjuan squatted in front of Ren Wu, touched Ren Wu's head and instructed carefully.
Ren Wu stared at Mingjuan with eyes like a fool.
Mingjuan was a little annoyed, why did I see the mockery in my pet's eyes.
It must be my delusion!
Illusion!
Mingjuan stepped on her slippers and ran upstairs to her bedroom to turn on the computer, log in to the pet forum, two little hooves tapping on the thick keyboard,
- [Novice Shovel Officer] Why do I always feel that my little monkey's eyes are full of ridicule when they look at me?
After a while, a number of replies appeared below.
1st floor, hum hum ~ laughed at me, my monkey played with me as soon as he came home, and he didn't recognize life at all. (Picture)
2nd floor、You may have bought a fake monkey。
3rd floor, newcomers don't worry, your little monkey may have just arrived at home and is more recognizable, you let it play by itself for a while, and wait for it to be familiar with the environment.
On the 4th floor, upstairs, with a photo of my little female monkey just finished bathing. (Picture)
On the 5th floor, upstairs, isn't this a male monkey in your house? Although Ding Ding is very small, he is also a male monkey!
The 6th floor, maybe the 4th floor, is the legendary illiterate.
Before she knew it, the building was crooked, and Mingjuan happily went to brush a forum called Pigsty.