Chapter Twenty-Four: Robbery Makes Money and Debts Paid Quickly
The weather was fine on this day. The spirit decides to go down the mountain and rob.
The peaches stolen from Monkey Mountain are almost eaten. If you don't rob, you'll have to go hungry. Shang Moyun thought to himself, the peaches of Monkey Mountain can't be stolen; He can't beat the mountain king of Monkey Mountain, but it's still no problem to rob mortals of food.
robbed the grain, and by the way, you can go to the industry city to find the bitter master and ask how to be a real husband and wife... You can't just throw a quilt to solve it! You have to prepare a follow-up move, this time you must not be ashamed to ask, break the casserole and ask to the end, no matter what, you must make this fire and Optimus Prime matter clear.
But at the foot of Kunwu Mountain, I waited until the sun was three poles, and I didn't wait for a single hair. Shang Moyun carried the robbery tree forward for dozens of miles, and placed it directly on a mountain road seventy miles away from Ye City.
As soon as I put down the tree, I saw a young man in Tsing Yi running in the distance, carrying the burden of a boss on his back. Shang Moyun was overjoyed, and secretly said that business came to the door. He took a long step, stepped directly on the thick trunk of the tree, lifted the rusty axe, straightened his arm, raised it above his head, squeezed his face to make a fierce appearance, and shouted at the comer: "I opened this road, I planted this tree, I want to pass through here, leave and buy the road...... Rice! ”
The young man who was blocked looked at the tall man in front of him in a daze, "Buy the road...... Rice? What is this? ”
Shang Moyun held his forehead with one hand, and said in his heart that this person couldn't even understand food, so he wouldn't be a fool. Then he said impatiently: "Rice is rice, food that can be eaten." You can also have vegetables without rice! If you want to walk here, stay and buy vegetables! ”
The young man threw the burden to the ground with a bang, pointed at Shang Moyun and smiled so hard that his eyes and eyebrows trembled.
Shang Moyun didn't care about him, and directly lifted the baggage cloth, and a large pile of gold, silver and jade, sandwiched with some Dongzhu the size of pigeon eggs with excellent color, scattered all over the ground. Jeweled treasures, dazzling, shining, Shang Moyun's face was extremely ugly, and after picking it up for a long time, none of them were in line with the category of food.
"I just need to buy road vegetables!" He shouted angrily at the young man.
The young man stopped laughing, picked up a piece of gold ingots and threw it away, saying, "A piece of gold like this can buy grain and vegetables as high as a mountain!" You're not right...... It should be that I opened this road, and I planted this tree, and I want to pass through here, leaving to buy road money! Treasure of gold and silver! It is not a vegetable dish! ”
Shang Moyun was a little crazy, and raised his eyes to look at the young man steadily, "I just need food and vegetables!" You said you could buy this gold, and you bought it and robbed me. I'm still here waiting for you! ”
The young man was already half-squatting on the ground picking up his gold and silver treasures, and when he heard this, he only raised his eyelids slightly, and continued to pick up Dongzhu farther away. The tree is at least a thousand pounds, and if he can carry it, he must not be a mortal. I just smelled it for a long time, and I didn't see any demonic energy. It's said to be a mountain spirit, but it's not quite like it. The mountain spirits don't care much about their appearance, and they usually have a head like a stone and a face as green as grass.
After packing up the baggage, the young man stuffed a piece of gold into Shang Moyun's hand, "You can take this gold yourself to buy food, and we will have a good fate." It's not that I won't buy it to rob you, it's because there's a very annoying old man chasing me from behind, and if I don't run, it'll be too late. Brothers...... What are you? How I can't see it! ”
Shang Moyun expressed his understanding of his encounter, took the gold and put it in his arms, and then put his arm on the young man's shoulder and replied, "I'm not a thing!" My lady said I was a spirit. I will borrow it first, and if there is more in the future, I will give it back to you. What's your name? ”
The young man tried his best to hold back his laughter, but he laughed too much, and his stomach was still trembling lightly at this moment. It can't be worse. Otherwise, the dead old man will catch up after him, and he won't be able to parry a single move. Laughing and cramping, it was too bad luck to be caught by him.
"My name is Ying Long, uh, not the brother of the thing, what's your name?"
Shang Moyun replied seriously, "My name is Shang Moyun." The name given by the lady is elegant. My lady is very literate. ”
Ying Long listened to him and asked curiously, "What kind of demon is your lady?" ”
Shang Moyun replied with a smile: "She's not a demon, she's a human!" ”
Ying Long was even more curious, "People? People can only live for a few decades, that is, we will hang up after a little sleep. What's the trick? Not good. If you want to think for a long time, it's better to find a demon and a fairy wife. ”
Shang Moyun saw that this person said that Su Qianruo was not good, so he immediately turned his face, "I don't want a demon wife, I don't want a fairy wife, I just want my wife!" ”
Shang Moyun brushed his sleeves away, and Ying Long muttered thoughtfully behind his back for a moment. After all, it was a parting of ways.
His back, if it is a little more majestic, is more powerful...... It was somewhat similar to a back he had seen a long, long time ago.
But how is this possible?
Ying Long secretly laughed at his suspicious mistake again, and was about to leave when a speeding scripture suddenly floated over, blocking his way.
A little old man with a wrinkled face jumped off the scriptures, did not speak, and pointed forward with his hand, and a golden light of the word 'volt' fell down as a hood, encircling Ying Long entirely.
"Let you run, take my magic weapon, and make it up in an attempt to get by. You took one from me, and now you give me back a pack, but it's filial piety. The little old man squatted down with a smile and reached into the hood, trying to forcibly peel the burden off Ying Long's body.
Ying Long pressed the corner of the burden hard, refusing to let go, the two of them pulled, pulled, and confronted.
"Figure three, you are unreasonable. The rules of the Wu Palace are a treasure for an answer, you asked me if I have any demon beast relatives who can control the water, I answered you, no. We are fair trade! ”
Figure 3 shook his head and pressed the burden with both hands, "You want to tell me the rules?" Let me tell you what fair trade is! First, you've been caught by me. Second, you can't run away, you can't beat me, you have to take money to ransom! Third, it's okay if you don't take money to ransom, not only your things are mine, but your people are mine! If you come according to my rules, give the baby; If you don't follow my rules, I'll get both money and money! ”
The situation is stronger than people, and Ying Long secretly hated his teeth so much that he had to give in.
"How much do you want?"
Figure 3 thought about it intently, then took out a knife as thin as a cicada's wings from the scriptures, and gestured twice at Ying Long's body.
"I'm a very reasonable person. The so-called meat debt repayment, recently there is a fresh way to eat fish in the fishing village of the East China Sea, that is, yusheng, I originally planned, if you are not willing to spend money to redeem yourself, I will taste you. It is said that a four-pound fish can slice forty pieces, you say that there are nearly 10,000 catties, you can slice out 100,000 pieces, you wash the palace with an answer to a treasure, I will receive a piece of meat a treasure, what do you think? Fair or unfair? ”