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"Report!"

"Come in!"

In an instant, the door opened. A White House official walked into the office.

As soon as he entered, he found that there were many people sitting in the president's office today.

Report: Ike won the 2014 Nobel Prize in Physics. The Nobel Organizing Committee invited Ike to arrive in Sweden on December 10 to attend the award ceremony. ”

As soon as these words came out, Obama was a little confused. So did officials such as Hughes.

They were not confused by the first half of the report, but the second half.

Is Sweden crazy? They knew that we would not let the little prodigy go abroad for an adventure, but they still dared to invite them? Also, does the Nobel Organizing Committee think it's amazing? Every winner has to go to the scene to receive the prize?

“Fuck！ Tell them to get out! ”

A high-ranking official yelled.

Hearing this, the reporting officer immediately looked at Mr. President.

Sensing his subordinate's question, Obama nodded and confirmed, "That's what I mean, too!" ”

"Mr. President, I see! I'm going to get them out at once! ”

After a respectful salute, the officer walked briskly out of the office.

……

Sweden. Nobel Organizing Committee.

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

The phone is ringing urgently. After an instant, the committee members who were waiting for the news hurriedly picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is the Nobel Organizing Committee."

"Hello, I'm 'John' on the U.S. Defense Management Select Committee. By order of the president's office: Ike, a prodigy of our country, will not go to Sweden for the award ceremony. ”

When the sound fell, the members of the Nobel Organizing Committee panicked.

What the heck? How could it be that the "US Special Committee on Defense Management" called back and forth? Could it be that the little prodigy's itinerary is so important that it concerns the national defense and security of the United States?

This, this is too ......

The operator hurriedly turned around and said to Mr. President: "What should I do if the White House doesn't let Ike come to Sweden?" ”

The chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee hurriedly took the phone from the operator and said loudly: "I am the chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee!" Sir, we, the Nobel Organizing Committee are very sincere in inviting ...... Ai"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a rough phone call.

"I don't care who you are! Federal prodigies will not go to Sweden, federal prodigies will not go to Sweden, federal prodigies will not go to Sweden! Say something important three times, did you hear it clearly? ”

"Listen...... Hear me clearly! ”

Subsequently, but listening to the sound of "pop", the phone hung up.

Mr. President of the Nobel Organizing Committee wanted to cry without tears. The committee members next to him were filled with righteous indignation and anger.

The United States is too hegemonic, this is hegemonism.

We kindly invited Ike to the awards ceremony, and we were treated like this by the White House administration.

Protest, protest!

We need to make this public so that the global scientific community knows how the United States treats scientists.

One hour later, the event was published on the official Nobel Prize website.

However, what all the Nobel committee members did not expect was that what they expected: the storm of global condemnation of the US government did not come, on the contrary, the wave of condemnation of the Nobel organizing committee came.

British Science and Technology News: Are the members of this year's Nobel Organizing Committee stupid to read? How could a little prodigy possibly go to Sweden?

Russian Scientific Seminar: This behavior of the Nobel Prize Organizing Committee is irrational. The safety of the little prodigy is related to the development of mankind and the stability of the world, how can it be possible to go to an unfamiliar country at will?

China Science and Technology Daily: I can't help but ask the Nobel Organizing Committee, is it that if the little prodigy doesn't go to Sweden, you don't plan to award him? If you don't award him the Nobel Prize, is he still the greatest scientist of mankind?

I think it should still be!

American Science and Technology News: If Sweden is willing to let the Federation's fighter group take care of air defense, and let the Federation's Army take care of ground security, then let's let the little prodigy go to Sweden to receive the award!

So, the question is: Sweden, are you willing?

……

The Swedish government, which received these public opinion feedbacks, was in a hurry, and the Swedish king urgently called the Nobel Organizing Committee.

"Are you crazy? Actually wanted Ike to come to Sweden to receive the award? Have you forgotten what happened in England a few months ago? That was Ike's only trip abroad, and what happened? ”

"As a result, the United States and the European Union really fought a war, and even the hydrogen bomb was used!"

"Do you want Sweden to be destroyed? Say, speak! ”

Hearing the roar on the phone, the chairman of the Nobel organizing committee was almost frightened and fainted.

"No, Your Majesty, we don't think so, we ......"

"It's good if not, I'll tell you: next time, you don't want to be the chairman again!"

The tone fell, and the phone hung up.

The entire Nobel Organizing Committee was about to cry.

Wronged, we really don't think so!

To the surprise of the members of the organizing committee, the news of the fall of the well came.

At 4 p.m., the spokesperson of the International Mathematical Union solemnly announced to the global media:

"In view of the breakthrough progress made in applied mathematics by the Flying Pumpkin and the Space Gate, the Federation has temporarily decided to award Ike Prodigy Fields Medal!"

4:30 p.m.

"After careful consideration by the Fermi Award Organizing Committee, we have decided to award this year's Fermi Award to Ike as a prodigy in recognition of his outstanding contributions to high-energy physics and space physics."

5 p.m.

"After many rounds of discussion at the Royal Society, we have decided to award this year's Copley Medal to Ike Jr. Of course, due to Ike Jr.'s safety concerns, the Royal Society decided to send an award team to the United States to present the award to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. ”

Then there are the Wright Brothers Prize, the Humboldt Prize, the Antonio Feltrinelli Prize, the Bohr International Gold Medal, the Heinemann Prize, the Lenin Prize, the Japanese Bachelor's Prize, and the China Science and Technology Progress Award......

All the world-class awards that are a little famous have taken the initiative to issue a statement that they want to award the medal to the prodigy Ike.

A total of 33 items!

Among these awards, not to mention physics, even mathematics, engineering, environment and ecology...... These awards are all here to join in the fun.

According to the members of the Prize Committee:

The technology of the Flying Pumpkin includes applied mathematics, engineering architecture, the earth's magnetic field, electronics, ...... and a series of other science and technology. Each of these technologies has reached the world's leading level.

So, Ike deserves to win the award.

What? How is there an Environment and Ecology Award, you ask?

Oh, that's because the flying pumpkin can contribute to the transformation of the earth's environment, the planet's environment. For example, 1 million tons of water to water the desert......

Wow Ka Ka, we can all think of this reason, it's amazing!

Who is not convinced, stand up?

I asked who else?

…… (To be continued.) )