Hehe, fortunately, everything is in the plan, just waiting for this turtle to drink to the point of being unconscious, and he immediately drank the sobering grass and left, and then he will have no trouble to find, no nonsense to talk about.

I was planning so quietly in my heart, but when I returned to that room, I felt that I was really too naïve, and I really imagined this turtle a little simpler. Why do you say? At this time, when Master Li came in again, he saw that he had already taken off his clothes and threw them all over the ground, and his disgusting and non-garbage body was lying in the big wooden barrel at this time, leaving only a big head of steam-fumigated water, and he was still resting on the side of the barrel with his eyes closed, as if waiting for her arrival.

Mom, it's disgusting. As soon as Master Li entered the door, he was so shocked that he almost fainted.

I still fantasized about whether this turtle soaked in it because he was drunk and fainted, and he was already dazed at this time, so he was already screaming with squints: "Master, master, be careful with your liver, you hurry up and come over quickly, and take a mandarin duck bath with you!" ”

Bah, mandarin duck bath you fucking hammer! When Master Li heard this, he really gritted his teeth with hatred, you don't look at your own virtues, and you dare to take a mandarin duck bath with Lao Tzu?

scolded with hatred in his heart, but he had to complain again and again, who made himself so unlucky, thinking that he had made a plan, but in fact, it was all in vain?

What to do? Could it be that he ran away directly? But where does this work? Let's not talk about the big movement, can I run out of this guy's house, just that section of the road at the junction of urban and rural areas, I am obedient, and it is enough for him to drive the carriage to catch her again.

At this time, Master Li complained in his heart, and he didn't know why he complained all the complaints to Song Yi. It's really a useless broken person, what kind of sobering grass doesn't sober up the weed, wake up a fart, if it happened to be a bunch of anesthetic grass that Lao Tzu pointed out at the beginning, then it could be used greatly and properly. can be regarded as saving Lao Tzu's life.

But fantasy is fantasy, complaint is complaining, and at this time, she is stunned that there is no way out.

"Hey, teacher, be careful of your liver, baby, why can't you come back yet? If you don't come again, you can come out and hug you by yourself! ”

I was still in a hurry, and I saw that the turtle turned to the side of the ugly head, and was squinting at his side with a pair of colored eyes, and started the **** sound of the cat calling spring at night.

Damn, I want to go over and smash him to death with a hammer! I'll let you whine me again!

Master Li was so angry that he really had a feeling of rushing up and beating him up in an instant, but he still tried to endure it, for fear that the dog would really run out of the bucket naked and disgusting people, so he had to endure the disgusting in his heart and said to him: "Oh, don't worry, I'm not preparing!" ”

The sassy dog only thought that what she was talking about was the preparation, so he immediately started a commotion with an ugly voice: "Oh, okay, good, I'll drop a little girl, then you can prepare it for me, it's best to take off yourself naked, take the initiative to run into the arms of the master, when the master thinks of your slippery little body, he can't help it、、、 otherwise, hehehehe、、、"

"I rely on your mother!"

No matter how strong Master Li was to endure it, he really couldn't help it at this time, and he couldn't help it, but he immediately aroused the vigilance of the dog: "Master, what did you say?" ”

"Ah, master, it's nothing, I mean, my dress is a bit troublesome, why is this button so tight, I can't open it. Don't worry, I'll be right here. ”

"Huh? Hahaha, then why don't you come to help you? If you can't untie it, just tear it up, are you still afraid that your master won't be able to make you a few sets of new clothes? This is 、、、."

I could only hear the sound of water in the wooden barrel, and seeing that the dog was about to stand up naked, Master Li was in a hurry, and shouted directly: "Don't worry, Master is here!" ”

He picked up the coat that the turtle had thrown on the ground before, and ran over in three steps and two steps.

"Hey, little beauty、、、"

Next, I heard that the dog was full of surprise **** just threw a wink at her, and suddenly felt that it was dark in front of her, and something had been coldly put on her head, so she couldn't help but be surprised: "Oh, master, what are you doing here?" You're 、、、"

"Master, the master is playing with you, haven't you ever played a game of hide and seek? Now be obedient, and the teacher will play with you、、、"

At this time, Master Li was really forced to be anxious, and he couldn't take care of anything, so he just put the coat on the turtle's head, and quickly wrapped the two pieces of the shirt around his thick neck, and then pressed him hard with one hand, and the other stretched out and covered it in the direction of his mouth, and scolded hatefully in his heart: Damn, if you don't do it, you are so cheap, Lao Tzu can only cover you, and then go your own way.

The turtle heard her shout first, and really hesitated a few times in her heart, thinking that the little beauty was joking with him, but who knew that her palm suddenly covered it, and desperately pressed her shoulders to prevent herself from struggling, only to realize that things didn't seem to be so simple.

"You, what are you doing、、、 Oh, oh, 、、、 let go, you slut、、、 master、、、"

At this time, the turtle was already a little out of breath, struggled a few times, splashed a bucket of water, and splashed directly outside.

In fact, according to his physical strength, if it was a normal time, Rao was ten Li Shishi, and it would definitely be impossible for him to be his opponent. At this time, it was just because he was a little drunk, and he was lazily lying in the slippery wooden barrel with four walls, and he was suddenly covered and couldn't adapt to it, so he didn't immediately subdue the little woman who was the culprit, but let her temporarily gain the upper hand first.

But just waited for him to flutter in a panic for a while, the initial feeling of confusion passed, the ** of survival plus full of anger, coupled with his brute force, all broke out in a moment, and after a while, he grabbed the woman's two slender arms with his backhand, and then pulled and pushed to the side, and listened to her "ouch" scream, and was thrown to the ground heavily. (To be continued.) )