Tang Yuanyuan slowly dragged down the steps at the door of Gu Zhenghe's house, and so far she didn't know what she had done to lead to such a result, and her poor mind just kept swirling two voices:

Now if you go back like this, you must be ridiculed by Tang Yaqi.

She is about to miss the male god forever, and no one in this world will know that she was sprayed by the male god with a mouthful of soup.

It's so sad.

White was sprayed.

Tang Yuanyuan touched his face with pity, feeling very ashamed of it.

The dejected Tang Yuanyuan walked to the lawn outside the door with heavy steps, and said to Xia Jinyi apologetically: "Jinyi ......"

Xia Jinyi said, "It's okay." ”

Anyway, I have already taken 5,000 wages for nothing, and I don't lose money. It's just that Yuanyuan was sprayed in the face just now, should I find a time to squirt back?

It must be known that Xia Jinyi has not sprayed the rice balls himself→_→.

Xia Jinyi was taken aback by her own thoughts, and then deeply disdainful.

Tang Yuanyuan choked up and said, "It's all my fault—"

Xia Jinyi interrupted her and comforted: "I don't blame you, I blame her." ”

Tang Yuanyuan lowered his head and poked his finger, and said hesitantly: "Then ......"

Xia Jinyi said categorically: "I really don't blame you. ”

Tang Yuanyuan twisted his hand and said, "No, I just want to ask if you can help me get an autographed photo, and then ask her to write it below and send it to my cutest assistant Tang Yuanyuan, if you can, help me get two copies." ”

Xia Jinyi: "......"

At this time, Gu Zhenghe, who had bitten his handkerchief and fingers in the house and then had been arrogant for a long time, finally rushed out of the house and yelled at the two people outside: "Who let you go!" I'm just kidding, are you serious? ”

She slapped her hand on the door frame: "Give me all back!" ”

Xia Jinyi turned her head with a gloomy face, looked at Gu Zhenghe with an embarrassed face, and said categorically: "Dreaming." ”

Gu Zhenghe froze, then a flash of inspiration flashed, and he pointed at Tang Yuanyuan and said, "Then who, do you want to sign the photo?" ”

Then, Xia Jinyi watched Tang Yuanyuan pounce with joy like a dog.

Gu Zhenghe led Tang Yuanyuan in, and after a while, he poked out a head and asked proudly, "Are you coming?" ”

Xia Jinyi: "......"

This dead tsundere.

If you don't pretend to be dead for a while?

Xia Jinyi walked over helplessly, and was surprised by the new words that popped up in his head.

As soon as Xia Jinyi entered the door, he saw Tang Yuanyuan coming over excitedly, holding Xia Jinyi's hand and saying happily: "I knew that my male god was joking!" How could my male god be so humorous, so easy-going, so gentle, how could he kick me out? We're really stupid! ”

Xia Jinyi: "......"

She found a staircase by herself, and you really took it seriously.

Isn't it amazing?

It's great to call twice?

What a fart!

After Xia Jinyi crossed this series in his heart, he didn't speak.

Gu Zhenghe still has the stinky face that makes people want to beat them when they see it, and at this moment, the whole person is sitting on the sofa in a big figure, raising his chin and looking at them through the gap in his eyes: "It's not that I can't recruit people." ”

Liu Ya, who was standing on the side, thought silently: ...... You just can't recruit people.

Gu Zhenghe said: "I'm not short of money. ”

Liu Ya thought silently: ...... In fact, you just lack morality.

Gu Zhenghe said: "For a person of my status, I will grab a lot of bodyguard assistants or something." ”

Liu Ya continued to think silently: Either you dislike others or others dislike you, anyway, there are a lot of them that can be used.

At this time, Gu Zhenghe seemed to sense something, and turned his head to look at Liu Ya suspiciously: "Are you thinking about something?" ”

Liu Ya immediately showed an experienced smile and asked professionally, "May I ask what you said?" ”

Gu Zhenghe looked at Liu Ya carefully for two seconds, making sure that she didn't look like she was lying, and making sure that she hadn't done anything excessive, so he turned his head away and continued to teach people with that stinky face: "So if it weren't for the sake of you being my fan, I would have kicked you a long time ago, remember?" There is no shortage of assistants here. ”

Liu Ya said silently in her heart, girl, if you rush up and beat her up now, I will give you as much as you want.

However, Tang Yuanyuan's reaction to this was to stand upright, stand upright, and bow: "Yes!" I remembered! In the future, I will do what the male god tells me to do! Definitely won't disappoint the male god! ”

Gu Zhenghe: "...... I'm a woman. ”

Xia Jinyi: ...... You're a shemale.

Liu Ya: ...... Brain-dead powder really can't be.

And so the whole day began. Gu Zhenghe has no agenda because of his throat inflammation recently, what she has to do is to recuperate at home and prepare for the concert on the third of next month, but this big name is simply unacceptable to raise her body, sitting on the sofa on the grounds of illness, and seeing Xia Jinyi standing next to her is getting bigger and bigger, but Tang Yuanyuan still looks grovelling, which is really unpleasant.

Finally, Xia Jinyi looked at Gu Zhenghe, who even had to change the stage, and said slowly: "Do you want someone else to go to the toilet for you?" ”

Gu Zhenghe asked cheekily, "Are you willing to do it?" ”

Xia Jinyi said indifferently: "Okay." ”

Gu Zhenghe was terrified all of a sudden, and after imagining the picture for a while, she weakly told Tang Yuanyuan that she had to eat an ice cream to suppress her shock.

So Xia Jinyi said very gentlemanly that a person who doesn't need to go to the toilet doesn't need to eat in person, so she elegantly and loyally ate her ice cream for Gu Zhenghe.

……

Gu Zhenghe felt that he had been domineering for many years, and finally met his nemesis.

Liu Ya held Tang Yuanyuan's hand three hours ago and said sincerely that she really wanted to stay and take care of her superstar (and watch her eat deflated), but the tasks at work really didn't allow her to stay here. Before leaving, she also held Tang Yuanyuan's hand and left each other's phone numbers, WeChat, Q|Q and Weibo, just to get the living conditions of her superstar in time to show her loyalty (mainly to watch her eat deflated in time), and then told Tang Yuanyuan to let her eat well at noon, because Gu Zhenghe has a problem, if you don't eat well at noon, you will be tossed at night, so you have to live here at night and be tossed by her.

Tang Yuanyuan was very curious: "What is the tossing method?" ”

Liu Ya thought for a while and said: "For example, let you go out in the middle of the night to buy the latest style of curtains, but if they don't open the door, you will break in, but it doesn't matter, she will pay." ”

Tang Yuanyuan raised her head and imagined the picture of Xia Jinyi breaking the door, and then quickly felt that although this picture must be very handsome, if Xia Jinyi had the time to break open the door of a curtain shop, then she would definitely give priority to unscrewing off Gu Zhenghe's head and in Xia Jinyi's words, and then "stuffing it into the jar".

Tang Yuanyuan was helpless, so he had to say, "Okay...... I'm going to buy her the best ......."

Liu Ya instructed again: "Because she has a bad voice now, she can't give her spicy food and can't give her fishy food, but if she eats too lightly, she will make trouble, and the outside dishes are too cheap and basically not clean, don't go to the small shop to buy, she doesn't eat takeout in the big hotel because the takeaway will change the flavor when it is delivered, and there is no takeout in the big hotel, so it's best to invite the chef over, but the chefs in the whole city A have been offended by her, okay, that's all, you remember to let her eat well, I'll go first." ”

Tang Yuanyuan: "......"

２.

Gu Zhenghe sat on the sofa in an extremely formless manner, with his neck nested, his arms paralyzed, and his legs resting on the coffee table. She was lazily commenting on the talent show on TV.

Gu Zhenghe pointed to the people in the TV and said: "Look at this person's singing, that broken gong has a bad singing voice, and the dinosaurs sing better than her." ”

Tang Yuanyuan stood next to him to make rose tea, looked up at TV, listened to it again, and was suspicious for a while before saying, "But I think it's very good." ”

Gu Zhenghe laughed dryly: "Hehe, then you can go and listen to the dinosaurs sing." ”

Tang Yuanyuan's brain was dull, and he reacted after speaking, and hurriedly took the opportunity to flatter: "Male god, you sing the best!" How can those people on TV compare with the male god you! That's right, compared to our male gods, they are all dinosaurs! ”

Gu Zhenghe drank rose tea and said leisurely: "I know." ”

Xia Jinyi: "......"

Xia Jinyi stood beside him with his shoulders crossed, glanced at Gu Zhenghe, and said, "Then you give me two hums to listen." ”

Tang Yuanyuan immediately straightened up: "Jinyi, how can you talk!" ”

Gu Zhenghe was obviously very excited when he heard Xia Jinyi talking to him, and immediately looked at Xia Jinyi: "Do you want to hear it~"

Xia Jinyi said: "Yes, I haven't heard dinosaurs call yet." ”

Gu Zhenghe: "......"

Tang Yuanyuan: "......"

After a while, Gu Zhenghe said to Tang Yuanyuan sadly: "Scold her." ”

Tang Yuanyuan was puzzled: "Huh? Why? ”

Gu Zhenghe was very sad and choked: "Because she scolded me." ”

Tang Yuanyuan was even more puzzled: "But Jinyi is right, I haven't heard dinosaurs call it, have you heard of the male god?" ”

Gu Zhenghe: "......"

It's amazing that these two living treasures have a pair together.

Gu Zhenghe looked at Tang Yuanyuan and ordered: "I said that if you scold her, you will scold her, I am your boss, I will pay you a salary, I am your male god, remember?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan sighed, and then said firmly: "No." ”

Gu Zhenghe choked on rose tea: "Why?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan said as a matter of course: "Because she is my brocade~\(≧▽≦)/~"

Gu Zhenghe: "......"

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Finally, it was time to boil up for lunch, and as soon as the chef finished the meal, Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly brought the rice to the living room while it was hot, and moved a small table to facilitate Gu Zhenghe to eat on the sofa.

Gu Zhenghe looked at the rice in the bowl for a long time and asked, "Who made this rice?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan wiped the sweat from his head: "I invited my cook, in fact, he did a good job......

Gu Zhenghe tasted it and felt that it was okay, so he said, "Call it out and I'll take a look." ”

Tang Yuanyuan was very embarrassed: "I have already sent away ......"

Gu Zhenghe continued to play big names: "Who asked you to send it away?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan thought about it and said very seriously: "Ah, because I'm afraid that you will offend her...... If you offend her, I won't find a cook to cook for you, and then you won't have anything to eat. ”

The rice in Gu Zhenghe's mouth sprayed on the table: "Shouldn't you be afraid that she will offend me!" ”

Tang Yuanyuan looked at Gu Zhenghe sympathetically: "I heard that the male god has offended all the cooks in City A, male god, you are so pitiful, I will not abandon you." ”

Gu Zhenghe slammed the rice bowl on the table, thinking sadly and angrily, this meal can't be eaten! Can't eat it!

Tang Yuanyuan took the rag and wiped the table seriously, comforted Gu Zhenghe and said: "Don't worry, male god, when a new chef comes back, I will be the first to take you to eat!" ”

Gu Zhenghe snorted coldly and thought to himself who is rare, and when he turned his head, he found that Xia Jinyi was also eating deliciously with a bowl, and he didn't care about what happened here at all. Gu Zhenghe didn't look at it, but he was stunned when he saw it, and asked Tang Yuandao: "Why does she have meat in her bowl but not in my bowl?" ”

The maid Tang Yuanyuan immediately replied: "Tell the male god, because Sister Liu said that you can't eat meat because you have a bad throat, but you can't eat vegetarian dishes, so we made meat dishes and sandwiched the meat out!" ”

Gu Zhenghe felt that this was simply a crooked reasoning, and it was simply discriminating against the sick and abusing them: "She said that if she doesn't give me meat, you won't give it?" Is she your boss or am I your boss! Who pays you salary, you give me a clear idea! ”

Xia Jinyi kept his head down to eat, until Gu Zhenghe finished roaring, then he raised his head leisurely, took the bitten chicken leg in the bowl, stretched it out in front of Gu Zhenghe, shook it, and asked, "Eat." ”

Gu Zhenghe: "......"

Xia Jinyi said: "If you snort, I'll give it to you." ”