41. Fall into the big green river

The midday sun makes people drowsy, the streets are sparsely populated, there are not many pedestrians on the left and right roads, and the sunlight through the car windows also brings a stuffy feeling to this small space.

Xia Jinyi sat in the front seat, still the same as if he had not changed for ten thousand years - his head leaned against the window, his hands were on his shoulders, and he said, "I still don't understand why I brought this obstructive one." โ€

Gu Zhenghe was sitting in the back with a pair of sunglasses that covered half of his face, he was looking down to play with his mobile phone, one foot was raised high, and he looked up dissatisfied: "Who do you say is in the way?" โ€

Xia Jinyi didn't reply, closed his eyes, and said lazily: "You." โ€

Gu Zhenghe's voice was consistently loud: "I'm your boss, I'll pay you a salary, Miss Bodyguard!" โ€

The two of them quarreled again.

Tang Yuanyuan, who was driving, said that she was under a lot of pressure, she looked at Gu Zhenghe's ugly face in the rearview mirror, and there was always a bad premonition in her heart.

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly told himself that this was an illusion, and it was all an illusion.

Sure enough, Gu Zhenghe and Xia Jinyi were so bored that they turned their heads and forced Tang Yuanyuan to say: "Hey, come on, who is in the way?" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan, who was not a person in the middle, helped his forehead and said carefully: "Male god, you must know that you are easy to cause a sensation when you go out, and there are many people on the street, so we will spare our energy to take care of you when the time comes...... Not a good deal......"

Gu Zhenghe raised his eyebrows: "So I'm in the way?" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly said: "No, no, I mean, I'm honored to come out with you......"

In short, after arguing all the way, Tang Yuanyuan finally stopped. This place is the place where Gu Zhenghe came to the most according to the GPS statistics of Old Man Zhao's mobile phone, that is, the street on Xicheng Street that specializes in selling land stalls, Tang Yuanyuan was still thinking when he was on the road just now, Old Man Zhao still has a hobby of shopping for land stalls when he is old, but when he got off the car here, he finally understood the real purpose of his coming here.

Gu Zhenghe helped up the large-framed sunglasses, looking at the old fortune tellers who can be seen everywhere on this street, all wearing white shirts and round sunglasses, with a similar thin body shape and a face full of wrinkles, it is simply carved out of a mold.

Gu Zhenghe looked left and right, thinking that he wanted everything, but saw Tang Yuanyuan and Xia Jinyi walking over without even looking back, and hurriedly followed behind and asked, "None of them?" How do I look the same, you have such good eyesight? โ€

Tang Yuanyuan explained while looking at it: "Actually, my godfather still has two mustaches at the corners of his mouth, but his peers seem to be too ugly and shaved." At that time, my godfather also accused them of not respecting teachers and teaching, forgetting righteousness and morality. โ€

Gu Zhenghe really didn't understand what these three heavyweight words had to do with the two mustaches, so she adhered to the attitude of not being ashamed to ask, and shamelessly asked Xia Jinyi, who was more idle next to her.

Xia Jinyi looked at Gu Zhenghe with that kind of alternative look: "Do you need a reason if you want to find someone to scold?" โ€

Gu Zhenghe Zhengse: "Nonsense, of course you need to, otherwise how can you scold?" โ€

Xia Jinyi: "...... Like what? โ€

Gu Zhenghe said leisurely: "For example, it looks like a toad and sings like a dinosaur." โ€

Xia Jinyi: "...... Oh. โ€

Tang Yuanyuan, who was walking in front, retreated silently after listening to this dialogue of discord between the three views. In order to prevent the conflict between the two parties from further aggravating, Tang Yuanyuan had to stand between the two people.

Xia Jinyi's attention was quickly attracted by the โ–กโ–ก commodities around her, and she had not yet come to the small commodity market.

Unlike the beautifully decorated high-rise buildings, the cheap goods on Xicheng Street have a down-to-earth smallness, and the men and women in the cheap clothes around them look more pleasant. The most abundant in this kind of place are cheap snacks from all over the world, with a strong aroma that wafts among the crowds, adding a charm to this small town street.

Tang Yuanyuan stood between Gu Zhenghe and Xia Jinyi, always feeling a bit like a guardian inexplicably. Especially after these two people showed extremely high interest in different things.

Xia Jinyi had never seen those shiny gadgets, so as she walked, she would be attracted by small jewelry and small commodities from time to time.

As for Gu Zhenghe, he lost his temper when he was patronizing a fight at noon, and there was a protest in his stomach, and he quickly shifted his attention from the argument with Xia Jinyi to the street food.

It must be known that she is very strict with the assistants and agents around her every day, strictly controls her diet, eats things that are not meat or light every day to maintain her body shape, drinks a little bitter medicine to nourish her throat, and now shows great interest in this fragrant thing.

Xia Jinyi walked beside Tang Yuanyuan, turning his head from time to time to look at the accessories and other gadgets on the street, often lagging behind the team, as for Gu Zhenghe, he was groping up and down to find money, and finally took out a mobile phone and said to the vendor who sold octopus balls: "Hey, can you accept Alipay transfers?" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan took two steps, turned his head and found that Xia Jinyi was missing, and when he turned around, he saw that she was standing in front of a stall selling keychains and watching intently, while the vendor opposite her was enthusiastically soliciting business: "How about it, do you have a favorite beauty?" Ten dollars a piece, fifteen two! โ€

Ah, Jinyi likes keychains!

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly rushed over, rubbed on Xia Jinyi's side and asked, "Jinyi, do you like this keychain?" โ€

Xia Jinyi shifted his gaze from the shiny gadgets to Tang Yuanyuan's little face, slightly condensed his delicate eyebrows, and asked, "What is a keychain?" โ€

The vendor over there is obviously not a good person.

Tang Yuanyuan didn't notice the vendor who was thinking about the meaning of life, and thought about how to explain this concept to Xia Jinyi, so he took out his key from his pocket and explained to Xia Jinyi: "The keychain is used to string keys, and you can string many keys together, so it is not easy to lose them." โ€

Xia Jinyi understood and nodded.

Tang Yuanyuan would be very happy every time he had the opportunity to buy something for Xia Jinyi, and at this moment, seeing Xia Jinyi seemed to be very interested in the keychain, he happily asked, "Which one does Jinyi like?" โ€

Xia Jinyi glanced at the key in Tang Yuanyuan's hand and said, "I don't have a key, I don't need a keychain." โ€

Tang Yuanyuan was very generous: "Then I'll divide a few of you!" Home keys and car keys are given to you! โ€

Xia Jinyi: "......"

Yuanyuan looks like two children playing at home......

Xia Jinyi looked at Tang Yuanyuan's happy little face and thought silently.

But she was also nervous and inexplicably happy.

Is it contagious to be brain-dead......

Xia Jinyi once again felt helpless at these nonsense words that popped up in his head.

Tang Yuanyuan took down the key, shook it in front of Xia Jinyi, and handed it to her: "Oh, you also have the key now!" โ€

Xia Jinyi was given two keys in his hand, and looked down: "...... Well. โ€

Tang Yuanyuan happily came to the front of the stall: "Which keychain do you want in that brocade~"

Xia Jinyi looked at the pile of shiny keychains on the stall, and then looked at the two heavy ones in his hand, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said, "That...... Don't take a human head. โ€

Tang Yuanyuan picked out a little crystal fox from it, shook the fox's crystal eyes against the sun, and the fox's eyes reflected a beautiful bright light for a while.

Tang Yuanyuan handed the cheap but still delicate little fox to Xia Jinyi and asked, "Is this good?" โ€

Xia Jinyi looked at the fox's narrow eyes: "...... It's weird. โ€

Tang Yuanyuan immediately put the rhinestone little fox back, and picked up a pink HelloKitty from among the many keychains: "This kitten is cute, right?" โ€

Xia Jinyi looked at the bright pink thing: "...... It's stupid. โ€

Tang Yuanyuan felt a little upset, after all, the face of the vendor in front of him was no longer good-looking. Just like you can't say that other people's children are ugly in front of your own mother, you can't say that his goods are bad in front of the person who sells them......

Tang Yuanyuan wisely stopped asking Xia Jinyi if this and that were good, but just asked: "Which one Jinyi likes to take~"

Xia Jinyi silently reached out and took a plastic bowl.

Tang Yuanyuan looked at the bowl and felt that it was a little ugly.

It was a bowl...... Glutinous rice balls? And it seems that still, the stuffing is flowing out...... Glutinous rice balls? Sesame filling?

Xia Jinyi stretched out his other hand and touched the back of his neck, saying, "Well, that's it." โ€

Tang Yuanyuan immediately paid, and watched Xia Jinyi crying and laughing as he skewered the house keys and car keys on the ugly bowl of rice balls. Before she could comment, she heard a break from behind her: "Huh? You don't even have an Alipay when you come out to do business? What kind of business are you doing, you can go home and play in the mud! โ€

This voice is coming from Gu Zhenghe.

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly turned around and saw Gu Zhenghe on the opposite octopus ball street, holding his mobile phone with one hand on his waist and the other on his back to theorize, and the mobile phone was almost falling into someone's face.

The person who bought the octopus pills did not flinch, and at this moment he even raised his voice and said: "You don't bring RMB when you come out to buy something, what do you buy?" You can go home and eat mud! โ€

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly pulled Xia Jinyi to the opposite side, took out money from his wallet as he walked, and hurriedly said, "How much?" I'll give me ......"

The aunt who bought the octopus balls has a lot of personality, and at the moment she raised her head: "I don't sell it anymore!" โ€

Gu Zhenghe crossed his hands on his waist: "I won't buy it yet!" โ€

The quarrel between the two people was already very loud, and Tang Yuanyuan realized that if it continued like this, it might attract the attention of many people, and it would not be good if someone recognized Gu Zhenghe.

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly pulled Gu Zhenghe to leave, but it was too late, just when Gu Zhenghe was still arguing with people, a flash light lit up a few times not far behind them, Tang Yuanyuan was attracted by the light, hurriedly turned around, and saw that a paparazzi had finished taking pictures, and was about to leave with the camera in his arms at this moment.

This qiฤ“ happened very quickly, Gu Zhenghe was still arguing with someone, Xia Jinyi was still holding the glutinous rice balls and the key in his hand, and the person had already walked out a few steps.

Tang Yuanyuan immediately imagined the consequences of the photo leaking out. According to Gu Zhenghe's current fame, when this incident spreads, it must either occupy the headlines of newspapers or the Internet tomorrow, and then be written by the media in bold bold letters "Gu Zhenghe has no money to pay for octopus balls and quarrels with people" and other incidents, not to mention the consequences, it is too stupid and embarrassing, it is unimaginable.

Tang Yuanyuan stomped his feet anxiously, and pulled Xia Jinyi, who was looking at the rice ball keychain in his hand: "You can't let the person with the camera go!" โ€

Xia Jinyi was puzzled, and his attention could not be shifted from the keychain, so he subconsciously asked, "Why?" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan stomped his feet: "He took a sneak shot!" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan regretted it after speaking.

Actually, she should explain to Xia Jinyi a little what candid photography is, after all, candid photography is not all the same as "stealing".

As soon as Tang Yuanyuan's words fell, I saw Xia Jinyi leap on tiptoe in a dashing manner, and the lightning chased him out. Before Tang Yuanyuan could fix his eyes and see clearly, he had already seen her appear in front of the person more than ten meters away, and then a beautiful uppercut was ......

Removed the man's jaw.

Gu Zhenghe, who was still arguing, saw this scene out of the corner of his eyes, and hurriedly turned his head excitedly: "Is that light work!" โ€

Tang Yuanyuan looked at the qiฤ“ that happened in front of him within 0.01 seconds, and then looked at Xia Jinyi at this moment calmly walking towards this side with the man's collar in his hand......

Tang Yuanyuan weakly clutched his chest and asked, "Male god, do you have enough money on you?" โ€

Gu Zhenghe was stunned: "Huh? How much? What do you want money for? โ€

Tang Yuanyuan looked at the person's situation and said helplessly: "...... Is it enough for a person to put their chin up and pay for hush money? โ€

Gu Zhenghe looked at Xia Jinyi carrying the person who was already powerless to struggle, and then looked at the camera in the hand of the person, and muttered for a long time: "...... Well, it's enough to put a jaw on the shelf, but as for the hush money......"

She pondered for a while, and then suddenly said, "Why don't we give him a jaw?" โ€