Chapter 0152: Psychopathy is the greatest
I was dizzy and tired at night by a goddess and a mentally ill person, but after all, there was a business worth "500 million" this morning, so I got out of bed before eight o'clock. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Then I took a hard shower to wash away the bad luck of last night, and when I came out of the bathroom, I was in good spirits, but the time was already half past eight.
Sister Qingyi should have arrived at Tianjiao's office a long time ago?
After thinking about it, Su Tie grabbed his mobile phone and called her.
"Xiao Tie? How's it going over there? Can you come back today? Sister Qingyi's delicate voice came from the phone, and it sounded like she was in a good mood.
"Hah, we haven't started yet. I don't think I can go back today. Su Tie said with a smile, and then lowered his voice and whispered, "I didn't see you when I left yesterday, I didn't sleep well all night, and now I miss you to death......
I don't know what Zhou Qingyi's expression was, the phone paused for a while before her voice was like a mosquito and a fly: "You come back quickly...... Let me sleep well with you in my arms every day......"
Oh, my God! It's so numb!
This burst of whispers penetrated through the phone into the ear hole and went straight to the brain, and every neuron seemed to be stimulated by an electric current, and the whole body was so sore and numb that it almost went limp, and Sister Qing Yi's pretty face was full of blush and tenderness in front of her.
"You wait, I won't delay for a second when it's done here." At this moment, it really took all the strength of his body to suppress the "current" that drilled into his body.
"Good son, why don't you sleep for a while?"
Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst!
Before the phone hung up, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Liu Shengnan, dressed in short-sleeved purple loungewear, walked in with soft eyes.
That's a billion volts of lightning!
If Sister Qingyi heard Liu Shengnan's words, this would be really fun.
But Tamar really guessed for himself!
"Who? You/Mom? Sister Qingyi's puzzled voice came from the phone.
Do you still know if I have a mother?
Not my mom!
It's Tamar...... Target.
"No, Mr. Liu is teasing the puppy, ha, that little milk dog is so cute, sleepy-eyed ......" Su Tie hurriedly said.
can't tell the truth to Sister Qingyi on the phone, and the mentally ill people here can't be offended, so they can only smash this black pot and swallow it piece by piece, just eat "biscuits" for breakfast.
Besides, he was "in tears", so he quickly fooled the past and then made plans.
Hearing this, Liu Shengnan's eyes were like watching his mischievous son talk nonsense, and a fake smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
She sat next to the cycad all of a sudden, grabbed a bath towel and gently wiped his half-wet and half-dry hair, looking really afraid that her son would catch a cold.
"Who? Your girlfriend? When did you find a girlfriend? Mom didn't know. ”
Liu Shengnan seemed to be afraid of disturbing his son's phone conversation with his girlfriend, so he leaned his small mouth into Cycad's ear and whispered.
But this woman looks like she's completely insane!
I have to admit that this woman's natural fragrance is very comfortable.
This strange fragrance fluttered and spread like a flutter with her posture of wiping her hair, and soon penetrated into her nostrils like a ghost, instantly numbing the pain that had just been hit by "lightning".
Su Tie stared at a loss for a while, and he didn't know if he was anesthetized by Liu Shengnan's strange fragrance, or if he was thinking about how to deal with Sister Qingyi.
"Why is Mr. Liu?" Sister Qing Yi's puzzled voice came from the phone again.
Why is she here? She is the best friend of the third aunt and the third aunt, isn't it easy to understand here?
Looking at her loose loungewear, she feels like home.
But now you can't tell Sister Qingyi that Liu is always a psychopath with severe son paranoia, right?
"That...... I'll talk to you when I get back. Su Tie hurriedly said.
"Well, okay, come back soon. Aim to be back tomorrow afternoon. Sister Qingyi didn't seem to care anymore, "I'm going to a meeting, bye-bye." ”
I hung up the phone and finally let out a long breath.
But my head is still very big and painful, because "Mommy" is still gently drying her hair.
"Baby, who's your girlfriend? Why don't you bring Mommy to see it and help you check it? With a hint of "happiness" on the corner of his mouth, Liu Shengnan touched the hair of the cycad with his hand from time to time, wanting to see how much he had done.
"Mr. Liu!" Cycad pressed her hand to prevent her from moving again, "I want to tell you one thing very seriously." ”
Liu Shengnan glanced at him, broke free of a jade hand and poked Su Tie's forehead with a slight disgust: "Others call Mommy like this, why are you like this?" What nonsense! ”
You can talk as you speak, don't move your hands and feet!
If you want to get your hands dirty, play your taekwondo.
At this moment, it was crazy, and the cycad jumped up from the bed at once.
"Mr. Liu!" Cycad mused and whispered, "I sympathize with you for the way you are now. But I'm not your son! Can you wake up? ”
"What did you say?" Liu Shengnan was stunned for a while, and soon his jade face was full of disappointment, "I worked hard to find you, and you talk to Mommy like this?" ”
Ha...... Mr. Liu, it's good if you're angry, I'm afraid you're not angry......
Hey, Mr. Liu, you also know how to cry? This is truly a miracle in the world!
I'm just stating the facts, you cry for no reason!
Feed? What are you doing looking at the window?
It's not like you can't think about jumping, are you?
Liu Shengnan's red lips were white with silver teeth, and her eyes were about to cry, looking at the window opposite in despair, and soon her tears rolled in her eyes, and in the blink of an eye, they fell like broken pearls on her purple home clothes.
At this moment, Su Tie found that his heart was still quite soft.
If you are not afraid of a woman playing taekwondo, you are afraid of a woman's tears, and a woman's tears are stronger than the momentum of a high-speed train.
Watching her tears fall one by one, it was as painful as if a high concentration of sulfuric acid was dripping in her heart.
"Mr. Liu......"
Before the words fell, I saw Liu Shengnan jump up and pounce on the window, frightened Su Tie's cold hairs and scattered his soul.
Some normal women will cry, make trouble and hang themselves, let alone this mentally ill person.
If this crazy woman has any three longs and two shorts here, she can't even wash it by jumping off the Yellow River.
Su Tie took advantage of the situation and hugged Liu Shengnan on the bed, and both of them were out of breath for a while.
Obviously, one is angry to the point of despair, and the other is to be frightened to despair.
"Mr. Liu......" Su Tie snorted, not daring to look at Liu Shengnan's teary eyes at this moment.
"You call it again......" Liu Shengnan said with sobs.
No way!
I've heard of forcing a wife, and there have been many since ancient times.
I have also heard of it, and the legend of Mu Guiying and Fan Pear Blossom is endless.
There are also many martial arts novels that force people to be apprentices.
I've never heard of forcing people to be the son, and it happened to me alive!
That Death woman pretends to be a ghost, so she is a ghost, and Lao Tzu will not let you go!
"Let's get up first." Su Tie let go and Liu Shengnan said.
Add fire to the quail and it will be roasted and cooked thoroughly, and the skin and charred meat will be tender and fragrant with a mouthful, where can he be spared at this moment?
Liu Shengnan put his arm around the waist of the cycad and sobbed and said, "If you have the ability, you can call ...... again."
Su Tie really wanted to cry, if it weren't for the good life in the future, he was worried about it, and he really wanted to learn Liu Shengnan to rush to the window at once.
It's not a problem for us to cuddle and hug like this.
Seeing the tears in Liu Shengnan's eyes constantly swirling, but his eyes gradually became soft and warm, Su Tie's mouth was dry, and his heart couldn't help but flutter.
"Can we get up first?" Cycad swallowed hard and said.
Liu Shengnan said: "Call! ”
This quail can't fly away, it's all fragrant for ten miles, and then sprinkle a handful of salt on it to be salty and sweet, and it's delicious and juicy when you bite into it, and it's absolutely tender and refreshing, and I really want to suck his bone marrow clean.
"Mom...... Mi"
Su Tie felt that these two words were spoken for a few minutes before he finished speaking, and as soon as he finished speaking, his face immediately turned red like a burnt quail skin.
"That's good."
Liu Shengnan bit her little lip with her teeth, with a warm chuckle at the corner of her mouth, she couldn't help but let go of a hand and gently touched the hair of the cycad, this is really like a mother's hand!
"Don't be angry with Mommy in the future."
"Can you get up?" Su Tie saw that she let go and hurriedly said.
Liu Shengnan smiled coquettishly, pushed up the cycad and said softly: "I'm waiting for you to have breakfast, change your clothes and go down......"
I'll go!
You just noticed that I was wearing a yukata?
Cycad was so frightened that he quickly got up and sent the mommy out of the room, then locked the door behind him, and slumped on the floor gasping for air under her outburst of laughter.
No way!
Is she crazy or am I crazy?
No, hurry up and kill that great grandfather......
No, hurry up and heal Li Zedeng, and hurry up and go back to Baocheng to hide.
I stayed like this for a while before I came back to my senses, and then quickly changed my clothes and trotted down.
"Xiao Tie, come over for breakfast."
went down to the dining room, Li Keyan smiled and waved when she saw the cycad. She, Liu Shengnan, and Li Kehao and his wife were already seated, and they all looked like they had already started eating.
"Come over to Mommy."
Liu Shengnan also changed into a very neutral white casual suit, which looked quite a bit like a housewife, which was completely different from the previous royal sister style.
When she saw the cycad coming, she immediately pulled him to her side and sat down.
It's good now, the third aunt and third aunt Li Keyan on the left, and the mommy Liu Shengnan on the right are caught in the middle by them again.
At this time, there is a feeling of being held hostage.
"The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was there, and the lights were dim." Li Kehao said with a smile, "Thousands of searches, I never thought that Xiao Tie was the son of Shengnan's hard search." In this way, it is really a family. ”
Back to the first hair!
Haven't you read a book? Is that how the word is interpreted?
If the bull's head doesn't match the horse's mouth, what kind of mess is it?
She's crazy, you're crazy too! It looks like the whole family is crazy, even I have some of it.
But where did he dare to take advantage of him now, and said with a smile: "After breakfast, you should also go to see Mr. Li Zedeng as soon as possible." ”
Li Kehao nodded, but quickly said, "It's no wonder. ”
Su Tie was stunned for a moment, not understanding what he said.
"I asked for 500 million with a big mouth, it turned out to be Shengnan's son, no wonder he was so ruthless." Li Kehao shook his head and said, "This is genetic." ”
I'd better shut up!
All of a sudden, the cycad didn't care about his demeanor, and ate breakfast with his face red and his mouth wide open.
Anyway, there are a lot of mistakes, and I'm afraid that this Mr. Liu will go upstairs and jump out of the window again.
Bai Jiaqin listened to her husband's words, slapped him angrily and said, "What nonsense is you talking about early in the morning." ”
Li Kehao laughed: "Family, joking early in the morning is good for physical and mental health." ”
"Ignore him." Liu Shengnan glared at Li Kehao, and then said softly to the cycad, "Drink more scallop porridge, don't eat fried fritters, it's useless to get angry." ”
Yes! Yes! Psychosis is the greatest, you can do whatever you say.
Anyway, hurry up and let me get rid of Li Zedeng, let me get out of here!