"Hey, is it zero? I'm going to call the police! My house was burglarized. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Hello, can you elaborate on that?"

"Four pigs in my house were stolen. Do you accept it? ”

"Pigs? Accept...... Where's your pigsty? ”

"Pigsty? Maple Leaf Residences 1107. As soon as I came back, the pig was gone, and I was distressed. ”

"Maple Leaf Apartments? Not a pig farm? Where can you raise pigs? If you ran out, you can find out. ”

"Get out? Sister Beauty, are you kidding? I live on the eleventh floor, that's a pig, not a sparrow, your pig can fly? Yes...... I'm sorry, I forgot to say it in a hurry, I'm talking about pet mini pigs, cute and cute ones, small animals that you pretty girls especially like......"

Like you hairy!

The female operator of 110 heard the phone of the cycad with a black line. "I'm sorry, you failed to meet the criteria for filing a theft case, and it won't be accepted, or you can look for it again......"

"What? Other pigs won't accept my pigs, my pigs aren't pigs? So cute and cute, what should I do if I make roast suckling pig for someone? I'm going to cry to death! Sister Beauty, are you happy that your pig was stolen by someone? Your pig has made roast suckling pig, and you are happy not to ......."

"I don't raise pigs at home......"

"Don't raise pigs? It's the same with cats and dogs, they're all pets. Sister Beauty, you can't discriminate against pigs, you haven't raised pigs, you don't know how smart and cute pigs are, Sister Beauty, you must change your point of view. ”

There is a beautiful sister on the left, and the operator gently moved her fat ass when she heard it. "That...... Other pigs can file a case because their pigs are expensive, a pig is more than 200 catties and more than 1,000 yuan, and four more than 2,000 can naturally file a case, do you understand? How much is your piglet worth? ”

"Sister Beauty, then you are a pig who discriminates against my family, hey...... No, my pig is 500 yuan a piece, and a pig is less than two catties, do you say my pig is expensive? Sister beauty, hurry up and let people come over, it's too late to make a roast suckling pig to eat, who will pay me? I've developed a deep bond with them......"

"Okay, okay, you wait at home, I'll immediately notify someone from the nearby police to go over and take a look."

"Thank you, sister beauty!" Cycad hung up the phone and threw the phone on the sofa casually, the smile on his face was brighter than a boar seeing a sow.

"Lao Tzu let you steal! I'll take you out tomorrow and take you to the police station to see what you say. Cycad said to himself.

On the street near the Maple Leaf Apartment, Li Ping patrolled with Yuan Youkang, a young policeman.

Last week, he was promoted to the chief of the police station in the Tiannan area of Baocheng.

"Police call: Maple Leaf Apartment 1107 reported theft, four pigs were stolen! Ask the nearest police officer to provide immediate support. Yuan Youkang suddenly appeared on the walkie-talkie.

"Nima!" Yuan Youkang was stunned and whispered.

He knew about the Maple Leaf Apartment, and he had eaten pork, but he just didn't understand how the Maple Leaf Apartment had a case where four pigs were stolen. However, this is information reported from 110, and I can't ignore it.

"Let's go check it out first." Li Ping said with a smile that he was also quite curious about this case, "It's okay if it's not a prank, otherwise I will definitely invite that guy to the police station." ”

Yuan Youkang also smiled and reported to the walkie-talkie that he was about to arrive.

Cycad didn't laugh long on the couch when he heard the doorbell and jumped up and ran to open the door.

"It's you?!" Su Tie and Li Ping both cried out in unison.

Su Tie looked at Li Ping's epaulettes and said with a smile: "Promoted?" ”

Li Ping glared at him and then a large number of people were inside the house, "What's the matter?" Do you have pigs? Can you keep four pigs here? I will punish you in the same way if you mess around. ”

Su Tie waved his hand, led the two of them to the balcony and said, "When I went out, there were still four little pigs here, that is, those mini piglets, who knew that they would disappear as soon as they came back." Pigs can't fly, can they? You can't open the door and go out for a walk, can you? ”

Li Ping didn't have anything, but Yuan Youkang looked at the melon and fruit crumbs and some dirty things on the ground, so he scratched his head and said, "It seems that he really raises pigs." But why steal your pig? I've seen a miniature pig, how much is this thing worth? ”

"You're not right, it's not a matter of money or not, your pet is gone, you feel good! Besides, it's not cheap. ”

Li Ping came in and glanced at the hall, looking at the microscope on the coffee table unharmed, he couldn't help but stare at the cycad and asked, "How many pigs weigh doesn't matter?" If it doesn't matter, don't look for trouble, or I'll sue you for misusing the police. ”

"Of course it's important. It doesn't matter, why should I call the police? Su Tie couldn't help but smile, "There are so many cameras upstairs and downstairs in this apartment, I don't need to say it, right?" ”

Li Ping said to Yuan Youkang angrily: "Let's work." ”

Yuan Youkang listened to Li Ping's words, so he took out the police camera and shot at the balcony

How serious is this so-called theft case, Li Ping's heart is very bright, and he looks at the smile hidden in the corner of the cycad's mouth, and he understands how important these "few" pigs are. However, this is the information from 110, and the pet pig is indeed not cheap, and it has reached the standard of filing a case anyway.

"Officer Li, if you are promoted, you won't be invited to eat, it's not interesting enough!" Su Tie smiled and said, "Sister-in-law is okay?" ”

Although Li Ping didn't know what tricks the cycads played with these little pigs, he was sure that this guy was mischievous, and he didn't have a good eye on him for a while. But hearing him say this, Li Ping's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Come to me for dinner on Saturday." Li Ping smiled mysteriously and said, "Your sister-in-law is pregnant...... Hey...... Thanks, ha. ”

Hearing this, the cycad couldn't help but stretch out his thumb and say, "Awesome!" But it's useful for you to thank me? ”

Li Ping laughed when he listened. He and his family are probably also anxious, and they take a pregnancy test stick every day to test, thinking about it, it is a handful of snot and tears.

At this time, Yuan Youkang's phone rang, and when he answered the phone, he looked at Li Ping with a stammer.

"What's wrong?"

"That...... Someone turned himself in, saying that he had stolen a few pigs here......"

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Su Tie vomited a few mouthfuls of blood in his heart, but he didn't expect that there would be people playing against him! You have your own hair, you don't have to do research and bake it! Aren't you sincerely disgusting?

Li Ping couldn't cry or laugh, and waved his hand and said, "Go back." The owner followed him back. ”

Su Tie followed Li Ping and Yuan Youkang back to the police station in the Tiannan Mountain area, he looked at the burly thief with remorse on his face, and looked pitiful, like a child who had done something wrong and came to admit his mistake.

But what is even more unexpected is that Cao Lei is also in the police station. He was also stunned for a moment when he saw the cycad, and hurriedly greeted him and asked, "Cycad?" What are you doing here? ”

"There's a bastard who stole a few of my pigs, I'll come and take a look." Su Tie said helplessly, he smiled at Cao Lei, "It's not Mr. Cao, you turned yourself in, right?" ”

"How many pigs? Needless to say, I thought it was a mouse. Oh, it turned out to be your family. Cao Lei smiled and said, "I didn't steal it, what did I do?" I'm kind of righteous and brave. ”

At this time, Yuan Youkang took out a tray, and there were indeed a few pigs on it, strictly speaking, a few roast suckling pigs, and the individuals were still very small.

"Look, is this your pig?" Yuan Youkang said with a smile.

Nima!

I don't know if these golden and tender roast suckling pigs belong to me, but it is certain that the stomach is very hungry.

"Yes, but since it's all like this, leave it to Mr. Cao to take it home and worship God." Su Tie didn't know what tricks Cao Lei was playing, but he knew that he must have nothing to say. Although these four roast suckling pigs are cold, they are still fragrant and smell quite delicious.

"No, I heard that your two new companies are about to open, and they can be used just in time, so I wish you great success." Cao Lei said with a smile.

"Rejoice and rejoice!" Cycad nodded and smiled in response.

"Enough!" Li Ping walked over and shouted, "What's the matter?" ”

Cao Lei pointed to the burly thief and said: "This guy is roasting pigs in Tiannan Mountain, just next to my research institute, and was caught by the security guards, and I happened to pass by." Officer, do you know that Tiannan Mountain is forbidden to fire, and now it is dry and dry, and you still have to roast suckling pig on that fire? I wanted to educate him and forget it, but seeing how hungry he was for a few days, I asked a few more questions. Oops, it's okay not to ask, it's terrible to ask, a few of his pigs are stealing from others. Theft is against the law, and that is not allowed, so I took great pains to persuade him to turn himself in. This man's deeds are abominable, but his feelings are pitiful, and he would not have come to this point if he had not been hungry......"

Several people patiently listened to Cao Lei's words, but their expressions were different, Su Tie was a black line watching Cao Lei's mouth splash, and Yuan Youkang was covering his mouth and snickering.

After hearing this, Li Ping sighed and said to the cycad: "Is this your pig?" I read the transcript just now, and he did steal four pigs from your house. ”

"What do you say?" Cycad said funny.

At this time, the thief came over and said with deep regret: "I'm sorry sir, I'm really hungry, you don't have more than a grain of rice, I saw that you have a few pigs at home, so I moved my mind." I'm a countryman, how can I understand that you city people raise pigs as pets. I'm so sorry. ”

"That...... Cycad, I don't think this guy is a bad person, maybe he's really hungry. Cao Lei came over and said, "Otherwise, you can take these roasted pigs back to celebrate the opening of the company, and then give me a face, I will help him lose this money, the pig can't be resurrected, it's not a big deal, there's no need to waste time chasing and fighting." ”

Looking at his triumphant look, Su Tie knew that he had lost this time.

But it doesn't matter, no matter whether these "heads" of pigs belong to him or not, the four "heads" he lost are just observation reference samples, even if Cao Lei catches back to the research institute, he can't play any tricks.

At that moment, he waved his hand and said: "You're welcome, these pigs should be taken back to make up for your Mr. Liu, who is so thin like a praying mantis at such an old age, and looks strange and pitiful." As for the fact that this case is a matter for the police, I can't handle it. But what about money? ”

Nima!

Cao Lei scolded wildly in his heart, but he couldn't help but smile on his face.

Dare to pass this on to Liu Shengnan, and he will immediately become a roast boar. Besides, Mr. Liu is not thin, where does he look like a praying mantis? She's a pretty woman!

"In this way, I'll help him compensate you 10,000 quickly, as a mental loss fee." Cao Lei said with a smile, "And then these pigs ......"

"Take it back to Mr. Liu!" Su Tie said, "Or I'll personally help you give it to Mr. Liu." ”

"No...... No, I'll take it myself. Cao Lei quickly waved his hand when he heard this, and quickly took over a few little pigs on the tray with both hands.

If Su Tie said what he just said to Mr. Liu in person, maybe he would be the one who suffered, after all, this was what he had done.

Besides, Su Tie and Mr. Liu only met in the conference room a while ago, and Mr. Liu was able to almost dismantle the research institute, who knows what more sensational things they will do.

Li Ping said angrily: "It's okay, just disperse, don't waste our time." The thief stays first. ”

Cao Lei nodded, and he said to the thief with a long heart: "You have to reflect on it!" You can't go on like this, people have to support themselves, as long as you are diligent and down-to-earth in this place of Baocheng, you will never die of hunger. You see this owner, who originally had nothing, was able to open two companies at once, and he could raise pigs in the apartment, it was not simple......"

Su Tie was so angry that he grabbed Cao Lei's neck and dragged this guy out of the police station.

"Mr. Cao, Ming people don't say code words, you are not very kind." Su Tie smiled and said, "Where did those pigs go?" ”

Cao Lei lifted the tray with both hands, and the few little pigs said with a smile: "It's all here." ”

Su Tie pushed him away, shook his head and walked away. But he didn't go far, and a whistle behind him startled him.

"Come on. I can't eat all these pigs alone. Cao Lei poked his head out and shouted with a smile, "Find a place to sit and chat." ”

"I don't like talking to thieves." Cycad responded with a smile.

"Pretend!" Cao Lei slowly drove behind Su Tie, "I think you also know that you can't finish the Leech Emperor alone, so it's better for everyone to eat it early than to get rid of it." Let's say it in private, Mr. Zhou's matter had nothing to do with me a while ago, so I dared to say this to you. Now that even Mr. Zhou and Mr. Liu have cooperated, why don't we let go of our personal prejudices and make money? It's okay not to talk about those bad things, you have to eat a few pigs, right? I don't have the guts to give it to Mr. Liu. ”

Su Tie laughed when he heard this, although he didn't know what medicine Cao Lei was selling in his gourd, but he thought this guy was also very interesting. Immediately got into his car.

(To be continued.) )