【Fungus Garden】

"Brother, it's been a long time since I've seen you. ”

In the compound of the fungus family, the fungus and the good brother talked about wine. There is a table of dishes in front of you, and good wine is indispensable.

Now that the fungus is the head of the fungus family, the money is naturally said to be there. How can you treat yourself badly!

After all, Fungus Zi hasn't been back to the academy for a month, how can he not miss him as a good brother who was born and died with Fungus?

In other words, there are quite a lot of people who have been rectified by the two.

Except for the previous teacher, everyone who the two of them found unpleasant to the eye had all given their world.

For example, what is a 'blood bath', pour grape-flavored juice in the shower in advance. Isn't it great to be able to take a bath and drink at the same time?

Although Azusa and her friends think so, it is not so good for those who 'enjoy'.

When I turn on the shower when I take a shower, the red liquid comes out of the shower... The big night will definitely doubt life....

"Haha~~ Whoever makes him a freshman dare to scream in front of the uncle. "Fungus Zi said it well, but I was unexpected.

And the two who happened to have nothing to do also happened to talk about this place.

A freshman, no matter how powerful he is in that broken village, he must also pay attention to his identity in the college. On the first day of school, I dared to scream in front of my eldest brother. If the big brothers don't clean him up, who will clean him up? I can only say that he did it himself.

The sense of superiority in the eyes of the first day of entering the school is clearly visible, but from the perspective of family and identity, it is still one level lower than them. What really angered the fungus was the way the boy pointed fingers in front of him.

One day, Funzi and his girlfriend bit their ears in the academy, and the boy came up and accused Funzi of having bad taste, and the initial mood was all destroyed in the boy's accusations.

On the other hand, the boy is a poor dick. His little pocket money wasn't enough to stuff his teeth, so he decided to clean him up.

Secretly knocked on the lock of the door of the boy's room, and the place where the boy lived was a small dilapidated house. The door is in tatters, and the door is dangling. Fungus even felt that such a broken door was not worthy of his high-end pry door equipment. The door opened, and Azusa entered the bathroom, unscrewed the shower, and poured the pre-prepared red wine into it.

"I'll let you see today what it means to be tasteful. Fungus Zi put down a sentence and walked away with her things.

The boy, who didn't know anything, returned to the room, put his schoolbag down, threw away his clothes, and came to the bathroom in a blink of an eye.

The boy looked a little tired and turned on the shower without looking. The sound of the water flowed, and the boy closed his eyes tiredly.

The blood-red blood flowed down the boy's body, and after a while, the boy opened his eyes, wiped his face with his hand, and after seeing the blood on his body, he was stunned.

At that moment, there was no sound in the bathroom except for the sound of 'banging' water.

The boy's body couldn't stop shaking, and after a while, the boy, who reacted, rushed out of the bathroom, took a piece of clothing with his gloves and went out.

"Haunted! haunted!"

All I could hear was the boy's screams on the street, and the blood stains on the boy's face had not yet had time to wipe away.

"Ahh

"Hell!"

Halfway through, I met a few timid ones and screamed in fright. The boy's appearance was indeed terrifying, dressed in black, covered in blood from head to toe, and his mouth was screaming in panic that it was haunted.

"No, I'm not a ghost. The boy explained to passers-by.

But who will believe it at this time? Everyone thinks you are a ghost, and you can't admit it.

The picture returns to the compound of the fungus family, where the fungus Zi and her friends are chatting leisurely.

"I heard that he went to sleep at a friend's house that night, and looked at his little guts. I didn't dare to go home for a week, and I always suspected that there was a ghost in the house. ”

The friend said, and there was a mockery in his eyes. Isn't it funny that a teenager who can only be regarded as an upstart is sneering in front of a real aristocracy.

"I used to let Xiaoqiang go in girls' clothes, and it's funny to think about it now. That girl is so cute, of course you can't help but want to bully her when you see such a cute girl. ”

Talking and talking, I happened to talk to my friends here, and I said that I was also looking forward to it, and I have been busy with fungus things recently. There's no girl around, and I'm really a little lonely~

"Do you mean you scare people with fake cockroaches? That girl probably won't want to see you again. The friend added.

The picture goes back to when Fungi Zi was in junior college, and the Fungi Zi at that time was also relatively owed. The girl at the front table is a quiet girl who likes to read silently alone.

And the homework is also very good, and I don't talk much on weekdays. The most important thing is that she doesn't talk much and looks very cute, how to catch up with such a girl, it can be difficult for Fungus Zi.

"Komori, lend me the eraser. Azusa secretly threw her eraser aside and took the opportunity to approach the girl.

The girl turned around and placed the eraser on the table, and turned away.

“.......”

The girl is so unkind to talk to Azusa at all. It's just doing your own thing, and it's because of this that the girl's homework is surprisingly good.

Many students borrowed exercise books from the girl to copy, and the girl didn't shirk and handed the book directly to the other party, and then turned around and started to do her own thing.

With good grades, cute looks, and not many words, such girls are simply the ideal type of boys in the class, but it's a pity that girls don't bother to take care of them.

So one day, the fungus who has a crush on the girl makes a bold act.

A boy's hand came to the girl's neck and shoulder, and the cockroach fell down the neck.

The girl quickly sensed that something was wrong and fumbled in the collar for a while. When he saw what he was doing, he was scared as he expected.

"Oh my God, cockroaches!!"

Although it was a scream, Azusa thought it was particularly nice. It's as if that's what I'm saying to myself.

The girl's voice was nice and crisp, and instantly attracted the attention of the other boys in the classroom.

But how could she let the other boys get the first shot?

Azusa took the cockroach from the girl's hand and threw it aside. Turning around and looking at the girl with a smile.

"Did it scare you?Komori~" That smile can only be understood, but not spoken.

"That cockroach seems to be fake, but how could there be a fake cockroach in the classroom. Komori thought for a while but still couldn't figure it out, so he turned around and continued to do his own thing.

“......”

Leftover Azusa was embarrassed in place, God knows how he was feeling at the moment!!

"I don't think that girl likes you, I heard that she went to the High School of Arts. People who study art have a relatively high temperament and can't look down on us normally. ”

The picture returns to the courtyard of the pick-up family, and the fungus Zizi recalls the experience with Komori.

I still haven't said a few words, but the memories are always good. Especially the girls who can't be chased are more worth recalling.

"Cut, this young master also has taste. I've not only used cockroaches on one girl. ”

Azusa handed her friend a roll of the eyes. Although the girl didn't look down on him obviously, she just couldn't accept her bitter history and was directly scolded.

"Not once, but twice? I don't really know, tell me about it. The friend looked surprised, looking forward to the words of the fungus.

"At that time, you had herpes, and of course you didn't know it after 21 days off. Fungus said proudly.

This time he didn't coax, because he was the one who was chased.

The picture goes back to the fungus many years ago, and the girl he likes ignores him. The girl he didn't like launched a fierce attack on him.

"Azusa, this is the bento I made for you. Give it a try. ”

Azusa glanced at the bento... This bento ......

This bento looks very appetizing! It immediately aroused the cravings in the stomach of the fungus.

The delicious food is served in a square black box, and the inside of the box is red, which visually makes people more appetizing.

The bento box has five dishes that are evenly divided into four rows.

A row of diced kung pao chicken, a row of fried prawns, a row of rice topped with black sesame seeds, and a fruit salad and vegetable salad......

Whether in terms of color, fragrance, taste or collocation, it is quite nice.

It was lunchtime, and the girl put such a box of bento in front of her, and anyone would drool.

"No need... You eat it...."

Azusa swallowed and refused the girl's invitation.

What the girl meant by this, so that everyone could understand.

Although the girl is interested in the fungus, the fungus doesn't like such a girl. Even if the food is current, the refusal has to be refused.

"Why?" the girl looked at Azusa with some pity. He still didn't want to leave after being rejected.

"Why-what?" replied as she searched her mind.

It was only a short period of effort, and the fungus was inspired. One hand quietly picked up a fake cockroach from the desk and placed it in the transparent compartment of the school bag.

There is a small pocket on the outside of the schoolbag, which is transparent, and the cockroach can be clearly seen when you put it inside.

"Because I'm going to take my little pet to eat, you see it's here!"

With that, she took her schoolbag to her and showed the girl her 'cockroach pet'.

"Ah!!h

The girl screamed so much that she forgot to take the lunch, and in the blink of an eye, the classroom was left alone.

Mushroom Zi looked at the fragrant delicacies in front of her, and immediately wanted to eat them all in her stomach.

"Then I'm not welcome to enjoy it. ”

Seeing that the girl was gone, Funzi didn't politely pick up the chopsticks and picked up a mouthful of prawns and put them in her mouth.

The crispy texture flowed on the tip of the tongue, and the fungus sighed with satisfaction.

"It smells so good!"

"You ate it all, didn't you leave it for the girl at all?" The friend thought it was funny after listening to what happened to the fungus and the girl.

"Why should I keep it for her, it's so delicious. "The fungus has a flat mouth, and it looks like it is still unfinished.

"But I gave her back the lunch box, and I said it was a small pet. ”

An enlarged face to his friend, Fungus still bared his shiny white teeth.

"Does that girl dare to chase you again?" the friend asked curiously.

"What do you think? If she looks at me affectionately, I'll talk to my little pet. As soon as she saw me, I took the pet out. Even if I had an idea, I didn't dare to come over. Hee-hee~"

A smug smile appeared on her face, and now that she thinks about it, she still feels that she was very good at the beginning!

“......”

My friend was no longer able to complain, because the picture of that time had already appeared in his mind.

A girl in the classroom with affection in her eyes looked at the boy.

Her affectionate gaze was caught by the boy, and the boy picked up the schoolbag from behind him as if nothing happened. Talk to the 'little pet' in the mezzanine.

"Little pet, are you hungry? Why do I think you just kicked me! ”

"Hahaha~~~"

Thinking of Fungus's cheap expression, my friend couldn't help but laugh.

However, he still had a question: "Fungus, hasn't your fake cockroach already been used by Komori? Why is there another one?"

"Actually, I just wanted to use it on Komori again, so I bought it~"

Fungus said aggrievedly. The only regret of the whole thing is that cockroaches are used on others.

But the second cockroach can no longer be used on Komori, and it has become a life-saving talisman for Fungi. (Hee-hee)