Chapter 001: The Heavy Duty of Saving the World
Chapter 001: The Heavy Duty of Saving the World
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How would you react if someone told you one day that the world was about to be ruined and that you needed a great hero to save it, and that hero happened to be you?
You definitely won't believe it, you will only think that the other party is joking, or filming a variety show, or that you have encountered a neuropathy. In this case, you may want to walk away. may have a cold face, or even scold.
But there may be people who will have an interesting conversation on this topic.
"Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, don't those guys in S.H.I.E.L.D. like to play Save the World the most? Why don't you go to them? Liu Mang dealt with it casually while looking at the surrounding environment.
It was supposed to be some confined space, and it was pitch black, with no windows to see and no doors to be found. Nothing but the chair under his ass and the old man in front of him were nowhere to be seen. The old man was wearing a green uniform, with three epaulettes and countless medals on his chest, his body was straight, and his expression was extremely strict.
One microphone with three stars, the rank of general. If the other party's outfit is true, then the status is really scary.
"Is there any Iron Man and Hulk in reality? Young man, I'm telling you seriously. The other party accentuated his tone and introduced himself again, "My surname is Qin, I am a general, and I am in charge of the Special Ninth Bureau!" ”
Liu Mang's face was straight and he nodded. Regardless of the identity of the other party and the truth or falsity of his words, in the current danger he is in, he should also accompany the other party to continue to talk nonsense. So he asked cooperatively, "So how can we save the world?" ”
"There is only one way - to travel through the parallel world and retrieve the heart of the world!" Admiral Qin said seriously.
Liu Mang was surprised, this old man was quite trendy, and he actually knew how to travel through the parallel world! What is the heart of the world, though?
"It is the essence of the world, and with it, the world we live in can be sustained, and human beings can continue to thrive."
"And what does it look like? And how can you get it? ”
"The heart of the world is invisible, and ordinary people can't find it at all, let alone get it." Admiral Qin looked at Liu Mang, and his sharp eyes made people tremble. "Before you woke up, we injected you with BB-T5, a special energy serum from the heart of the world. Inject it, and you'll be able to see where the heart of the world is, and maybe have some kind of superpower. ”
Superpowers? I don't think anyone can resist the temptation. But as long as you are clear-headed, you should not believe that this thing will really exist. Liu Mang is very sober at the moment, so he doesn't really think that he has superpowers.
What the other party said was serious, Liu Mang nodded pretending to be stern, and then said: "That means you will arrange for me to travel through the parallel world, find the heart of the world, and bring it back?" ”
"That's right," Admiral Qin looked approving, the young man's ability to accept it was indeed strong. He added, "Man is the spirit of all things, and the heart of the world likes to parasitize on people, especially the flower girl. And if you want to get the heart of the world, you must get the host, that is, the heart of the flower girl, and then take the opportunity to possess her! ”
"Possess her?" These three words made Liu Mang's heart tremble. He didn't expect this old man's brain hole to be so big, it simply broke through the sky! If you connect the events before and after, doesn't that mean that Bao Niuer can save the world? Isn't that nonsense? Liu Mang secretly laughed at the other party in his heart, but his face remained silent.
Such nonsense ideas and ideas can only appear in a country with a developed industry, could it be that this old man's inspiration came from that place? Pickle girl to save the world? This old man has watched too many little movies, right?
Oh my God, Liu Mang feels like he's going crazy!
"That's right. This is the only way to obtain the heart of the world! Admiral Qin's tone and expression didn't look like he was joking. But I guess there is no bigger joke in the world.
Liu Mang accepted his fate. He didn't know why he was in this place, but he knew that if he didn't have fun with the other party, then what would happen to him would be miserable!
How do I get out of here? From the moment he woke up, Liu Mang thought about this issue all the time. He was confined all over, ropes, chains, handcuffs, all the same. Now he can't even make a big move, and he wants to escape unless he uses his special means - hypnosis!
This is perhaps the most feasible approach. But in fact, his hypnotic technique is very clumsy and his skills are not enough. A hundred normal people can barely hypnotize four or five! 1 in 20 probability. This refers to normal people. What if you encounter a neuropathy? It's really hard to say, because Liu Mang has never encountered such a situation.
Liu Mang asked while secretly preparing: "Is the heart of the world definitely parasitic on the girl?" ”
Admiral Qin hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, "This is not necessarily. Sometimes it also parasitizes on men, especially the kind of handsome guys with clear eyebrows. Just like you! ”
What? Liu Mang's face was full of horror, with this expression, he can definitely win the Oscar! He asked in a panic, "Then what should I do if this happens?" ”
"There are two ways. One is to get that man's heart and get the other person's body, and the other is to wait for the heart of the world to choose a new host. There are also two ways to get a man's body, one is for you to have sex reassignment surgery, and the other is for the other person to change sex. Admiral Qin gave such an answer.
Liu Mang wanted to know what the old man on the other side had in his head, could it be a lump of stool? I even said such a disgusting thing that I don't want to do, and the expression is so serious!
Liu Mang is a normal man, no matter who is transgender, he can't accept it. He can't accept transsexuals at all! Can you imagine a woman with a man's soul in her body? And the worst thing is that you still have to have a relationship with this woman, ooxx?
Vomit...... Liu Mang retched twice, and he really couldn't accept it.
"The Heart of the World has been parasitic for long and short periods of time, and perhaps you simply don't have a chance to wait for it to find a new host. So in this case, you'd better take decisive action! Admiral Qin's tone could not be refused.
Countless pictures suddenly flashed in Liu Mang's mind, and the pictures were so beautiful that people couldn't bear to look at them directly.
Anyway, it's all, and Liu Mang has no reason to be serious with the other party. He selectively forgot all the words and images just now.
"In order to help you complete the mission, we have carefully prepared two pieces of equipment for you." Admiral Qin said.
Equip? And equipment? Liu Mang praised in his heart, this old man really has a way of fooling people!
Admiral Qin touched his hands from behind him, and his hands, which were empty just now, instantly had two more pieces of equipment: a high-imitation watch and a box with a simple appearance. He introduced: "This mission watch has the function of searching for the heart of the world, as long as the heart of the world appears within a radius of 500 meters from you, the watch will have a display, you can follow the direction of the arrow shown above, you can find the heart of the world!" ”
Liu Mang took the task watch in his hand and looked at it several times. Finally determined that this is indeed a high-imitation electronic watch, you can buy one for dozens of dollars outside, if you borrow his nine-inch tongue to bargain, it is estimated that you can get it for up to fifteen yuan!
Although he didn't think so, Liu Mang still solemnly put it aside. If it weren't for the inconvenience of handcuffing, he might have worn it directly on his wrist.
"This is the Moonlight Treasure Box." Admiral Qin handed the quaint-looking box to Liu Mang, and at the same time introduced: "There are three crescent moon stones in the box, or moonstones, power stones, it doesn't matter what they are called, as long as you can understand their purpose." Depending on the shade of color, they can help you go back a minute ago, an hour ago, and a day ago, respectively. With these three crescent stones, you have three chances to start over. ”
Liu Mang touched the cold glass ball, and he was full of slander in his heart, the moonlight treasure box? Crescent stone? That's too fake, right? As we all know, the moonlight treasure box is a key treasure in the Journey to the West, which can turn back time and go back to N years ago. But what the hell is a crescent stone? Is there such a thing in the Moonlight Treasure Box?
Liu Mang's eyes closed, eager to end the conversation immediately. It's so childish, it's too, it's so inexplicable!
But his preparations were not ready, and the hypnotic methods were not yet available. The conversation could only continue, and he casually asked, "Can this thing be charged?" ”
"Yes, but it's not charging, it's charging the moon. On a full moon night, you can put the Crescent Stone into the moonlight, and it will automatically absorb the essence of the moon, which is the moon energy. In about 10 full moon nights, the smallest crescent stone can be replenished with energy. But I guess you won't be able to wait for that time. Once the passage between the two worlds is opened, it can last for a maximum of 200 days, or almost 7 months. Once this deadline is over, you just can't come back if you want to. Admiral Qin always seemed to speak in this stern tone.
Liu Mang listened carefully while continuing his preparations. At this point, the preparations are almost complete, but more needs to be done! So, Liu Mang casually found a question and asked, "Is it possible that the heart of the world will parasitize on animals?" ”
Admiral Qin couldn't help but smile, this was the first time he had smiled.
However, this kind of smile made Liu Mang creepy, like a mang on his back!
Liu Mang found that the old man on the other side was more ugly when he laughed than when he didn't.
Admiral Qin put away his smile and said, "There is also such a possibility!" ”
Liu Mang's pupils shrank suddenly, and scenes of evil flashed in his mind. If the heart of the world is really parasitic on animals, such as a dog, then in order to save the world, is it necessary to stage a human-animal love?
Thinking of this, Liu Mang couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp for a while. He could be sure that this old man had gone completely insane, completely dead! But the reality is that I fell into the hands of such a person, which is so fucking sad!