Although Lin Xing's expression was strange and his words were indecent, Zhang Qian and others, who were familiar with his character, still discussed the matter of finding fart stocks almost blindly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Due to Zhu Chenchen's presence, Lin Xing didn't say much, only said that the four people he was looking for had obvious characteristics that were not easy to be seen by others, that is, the four people's farts had four marks on their stocks, Meilan, Zhuju.

"With a population of more than a billion people, we are going to find four...... Fart...... ......" Mu Shuangshuang, who has always been the most out of tune, showed a tangled expression.

Lin Xing rubbed his temples and said, "It's not like looking for a needle in a haystack, those four people will only appear next to me for some reason." And the imprint is not innate, but ...... It's something you born. ”

Hua Juan looked at him quietly and nodded as if she had comprehended.

Haitang said with a tangled face: "There are hundreds or thousands of people around me, and I can't ...... it."

Everyone understands what she means, and no matter how familiar people are, there is also something called 'degree' in the middle. Take Begonia as an example, it is impossible for her to call her father directly: "Aunt Shengnan's fart" has grown a small flower recently?" "That's not death.

Zhu Chenchen kept staring at Lin Xing without saying a word, and at this moment Lin Xing was about to go back to the room, but she suddenly stopped Lin Xing: "Why are you looking for those four people?" ”

Lin Xing didn't want to pay attention to her, but because of his identity as an elder, he really couldn't erase his face, so he just said perfunctorily: "Didn't I say it, looking for them is to save the earth." ”

Zhu Chenchen blocked his way and asked reluctantly: "To tell the truth, I'll help you find the truth!" ”

"Chenchen, don't make trouble, I really have a headache now." Lin Xing said politely. When Lai Wenjin said the characteristics of the Born Immortal Soul, he went crazy on the spot. It is said that he has the perspective ability brought by the star soul, and it is not a problem to look at the ass, but the key is that among all the abilities, only the perspective eye has a certain limitation, and looking at the body of a strange woman at will immediately give birth to a needle eye, and how uncomfortable it feels to be. It's okay to look at men, but a big man always stares at other men's farts, that's not, besides, how disgusting it is, Lin Xing doesn't have that hobby.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Chenchen insisted on refusing to give way, staring at Lin Xing with a pair of bull's eyes, and even the eyebrows as thin as willow buds revealed the unique stubbornness of the Zhu family.

Lin Xing didn't speak again, just stood there silently.

Hua Juan walked over with her stomach up, took Zhu Chenchen's hand and said softly: "Chenchen, there are many things that we can't understand, so don't ask more." Yanran, Frost, help clean up the table, let's go out grocery shopping together. ”

Lin Xing said: "No need, I already bought it when I came back." ”

Zhu Chenchen glanced at Hua Juan faintly, bit his lip for a while, and suddenly said to Lin Xing: "You go to find Guan Ting." ”

"Guan Ting?" Everyone was stunned.

"When I used to take a bath with her, I saw ...... She has the mark of bamboo on her body. Zhu Chenchen blushed a little, his expression was not only shy, but also a little embarrassed to betray his girlfriend.

Everyone looked at each other, and after a while, Lin Xing asked, "She has bamboo on her fart?" Left or right? "It's really not an ulterior motive to ask this, but to figure out the specific situation, just use the perspective eye to confirm it, otherwise you know who the target is, but you see the wrong position, and the needle eye is not very wronged.

Zhu Chenchen was stunned for a moment and whispered, "In the middle." ”

"Forehead ......"

Lin Xing and the 'knowledgeable' Sister Frost fell all over their heads at the same time.

A woman has a 'bamboo' between her two strands, which seems to be very interesting.

Zhang Qian and the others realized it later, and their faces were slightly red. (How rotten Sister Frost is, you can see how rotten it is.) ）

Lin Xing turned around and ran out.

Zhang Qian and the little hornet chased behind, and Zhang Qian hurriedly said: "You stop me!" Little sister, you go to the basement to confirm it! ”

Lin Xing was finally pressed into the sofa by Zhang Qian and the little dogs who were loyal to her, Mu Shuangshuang and Qi Yanran.

"Master Xing, you calm down, don't go wild when you hear the fart." Mu Shuangshuang persuaded.

There was also a table of mahjong in the living room, and when they heard such a sensitive word, Cai Xiaoling and the others all stopped what they were doing and stared at Lin Xing in unison.

After a while, the little wasp led Guan Ting into the living room.

Guan Ting was obviously a little afraid of Lin Xing, her eyes flickered and she didn't dare to face him, she lowered her head and asked in a low voice, "What do you want to do?" ”

The little wasp nodded and said, "I've seen it, and there is no bamboo." ”

"Huh?!" Lin Xing was stunned.

"But there's a bamboo shoot, right in the middle of the two fart-studded strands." The little wasp grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the table and knocked them on.

Qi Yanran and Mu Shuangshuang were on one side, and they moved closer to Guan Ting with fierce eyes.

"What the hell are you trying to do? If you don't want me to live, can't I go? Guan Ting said pitifully with a crying voice.

This time, except for Huo Qiaoqiao, everyone else was a little unbearable.

Molly stepped forward and grabbed Lin Xing's ears and scolded: "It was Ruan Mingzhu who agreed to let her live, if you are really unhappy, go directly to Ruan Mingzhu to discuss, why can't you get along with her?" ”

"Yes." Jiang Nanyu whispered.

Lin Xing rolled his eyes angrily, and said in his heart that Lao Tzu had become such a villain.

Zhang Qian slapped Molly's hand away, stepped forward and pulled Guan Ting into the guest room, and Mu Shuangshuang and Qi Yanran hurriedly ran in. At this time, Lin Xing had the opportunity to explain the truth of the matter to Molly and the others.

After a while, the door of the guest room opened, and Mu Shuangshuang was the first to rush in, turned around and ran into the study.

Zhang Qian took Guan Ting out, and before she could speak, Mu Shuangshuang had already run out of the study and held a piece of paper in front of Lin Xing's eyes: "Master Xing, there is really a bamboo shoot on her fart stock, I drew it, it's like this!" ”

Lin Xing glanced at the paper, and immediately cried and laughed: "Please take a picture with your mobile phone next time." "What's the matter, Sister Shuangshuang's painting is too inferior, it's clearly a triangular hemorrhoid...... Depend on!

At this moment, Guan Ting's face was already red and almost bloody, and she said in a trembling voice: "You don't like me, can't I go?" Why do you insult me so much? ”

Lin Xing hurriedly said: "Where do I dare to insult you." Turning his head to Mu Shuangshuang, he said: "Tomorrow, I will find someone to book an offering table, and put your sister Guan Ting on it, and you can't miss three sticks of incense in the morning, lunch and evening!" ”

As he spoke, he took two steps forward, grabbed Guan Ting's shoulders and turned her away from him, and glanced at her crotch tightened by jeans, "How long has it been?" ”

"What's been for a long time?" Guan Ting said angrily with a crying voice.

Lin Xing asked, "This bamboo shoot is not born, is it?" How long has it been since it was born? ”

Guan Ting turned her head abruptly, stared at him with a complicated expression, and saw that his expression was solemn and did not look like a work, so she bit her lip and said, "Originally, there was none, but more than a year ago, I don't know why...... I've never got a tattoo before! ”